The Joke Is On You
The next time you get caught by the police doing some wrong shit that will make Jesus shake his head in shame, just shrug your shoulders and explain, "I was just joking, officer! When I shanked that bitch in the eye for stealing my stash, I meant it as a joke! Durr." You can thank Brit Brit's stalker for that excuse.
As some of you hos may know, MC Hammer was arrested Thursday morning for trespassing on the grounds of Brit Brit's House of Cheetos with a video camera. After she was released on a citation, Miranda Tozier-Robbins told Access Hollywood (via OK!) that it was all a joke and she didn't mean it like that.
The Cheetofucker reached into her pee-hole and pulled out this LOLexcuse, “The whole thing — it was all a joke in the beginning, everybody knew about it. It was supposed to be like a ‘Paparazzi 101’ documentary type deal. What originally was supposed to happen was, I was going to tape whatever I could get. I would be like, far away doing a stakeout. It didn’t work out as planned, so when I was already halfway there in the mountains [around Britney’s home], it was already Wednesday night/Thursday morning ... I already knew Britney herself wouldn’t be there, but it’s like, I came that far, I might as well go see the house, at least get the house on tape, because I know people would be interested in seeing stuff like that. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, you understand? She’s coming through on the tour, on the stop, it’s like take your chance. Take the opportunity, do it. It wasn’t really stalking her, it was more plotting out how to get to her house.”
That explanation was ripped from an episode of Cops. You know, when I took a hit of my bong this morning, I wasn't really trying to get high, it was more like me trying to plot out how to get high if I wanted to. Sense: Miranda T doesn't have any.
You know what's the biggest joke of them all? The fact that a crazy bitch will hike through the mountains to stalk Brit Brit Spears. You just have to laugh to keep from choking on your own tears over that one. I mean, homeboy risked getting mauled by a mountain lion for a Cheetotard! That is too much work. All Miranda had to do was set up camp near a random bag of Cheetos and wait a few seconds. It wouldn't take long for Our Lady of Cheetos to sniff it out and stroll right in.
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I'm sure the cops believed every word...she might be a good fiction writer.
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
Queen Fagitha Hagitha
Oh shit, this story was for real??!! I thought this was a picture of that bitch Will Smith's husband Jada Pinkett playing a scientology joke on lil Miss peanut Brit.
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I don't take no orders from you, I take my orders from Miss Charlotte!
The Doll aka Queen of the Fag Hags
Shitney and this thing are both nuts.
Figures SLUTney would have a stalked that's an idiot. Dumbass leg spread slut can't even get a stalker that has brains... must be the cheetos...
How fitting that Shitney's stalker is as full of shit as her idol.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by NaNoop: "Craftily simple, the way my 4 year old has begun saying something bratty and then immediately following it with "just kidding!". "
Mine did that for a while, too.
What kills me when grown women do that shit. It's so junior high. If you have to utter the words, "just kidding", you WEREN'T.
That bitch doesn't look like she's joking. I'd be scared to knock on her door on Halloween.
About that $250,000 I embezzled... Totally joking, boss!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I was just joking when I broke in your house and killed your dog... my bad. LOL
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 9:53am.
With all that crazy floating around me thinks her and Shit Shit could be good friends.
Yep. I think we're looking at Shitney's savior right here. Miranda could get Shitney out from Pappy's fungal-colony of a foot.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Yeah, that is a pretty lame excuse. Craftily simple, the way my 4 year old has begun saying something bratty and then immediately following it with "just kidding!". Even my 4 year old knows that don't fly.
And, MC Hammer!!! Love it!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
You know this bitch works for Sam Lufti. No doubt in my mind.
Miranda looks like a real jokester....just look at her jovial face.
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
Yeah, and the camouflage outfit just happened to match her eyes and shoes that day.
With all that crazy floating around me thinks her and Shit Shit could be good friends.
The moment my eyes laid upon the glorious creature Miranda Tozier-Robbins, the words "DOCUMENTARY FILMMAKER" flashed before my eyes in the most radiant Technicolor hues. There is no doubt in my mind that she is a soulful artiste, and not the crazy lesbian stalker the vile LIBERAL US MEDIA is trying to portray her as. Free Miranda Tozier-Robbins!!!
Ummmm, what?
That excuse makes no goddamn sense.
"MC Hammer" - LMAO!
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK