Even A Teacup Doesn't Want To Be Around Lady CaCa
Lady CaCa is such an English lady. Not only has she adopted Vadge's queef-inducing fraudulent British accent, but now she's carrying around a teacup all around town. It's just the artist being artsy. Lady CaCa is like a walking Louvre. I wish she'd walk right into the path of an oncoming double-decker bus.
The giant fart bag has become so attached to the teacup that she went crazy recently after leaving it at a restaurant. Some source told The Sun, “She kicked up a stink and demanded someone get her cup and saucer back. She wouldn’t drink out of anything else. It just looked like any other cup and saucer to me and said ‘Made in China’ on the bottom. It seemed a lot of fuss over nothing.”
Lady CaCa's spokesbitch is in on the ridiculousness, because they said, “Lady GaGa does not want to reveal anything about the teacup itself, but drinking ginger tea is very good for singers.”
Ugh. When is she going to crawl back into her own dick hole? She really needs to spend ten minutes with Amy Wino so she can learn how authentic crazy bitches do it.
Just for the record, she didn't misplace that teacup. The poor thing was trying to quit that bitch. It was on its way to Heathrow to catch the next jet to Taiwan when Lady CaCa got her diarrhea claws on it again. It will get the last laugh. Lady CaCa is going to wonder why her ginger tea tastes nuttier than usual. That's because her teacup is going to vom right before her nasty lips touch its rim.
Here's CaCa wandering the streets of London while wearing a thong around her neck which makes her titties look even more like a sad pair of saggy chest nalgas.
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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 9:32pm.
Her lipstick reminds me of Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus.
Ha! Perfect.
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MK, I'm distraught you didn't give her more crap for drinking out of a ceramic cup on the street. I thought you hated that shit!
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I can not stand her!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Ginger tea is good for singers is it-then whys she drinking it?
What a load of crap...
Did anyone see Susan Boyle on Larry King-she just turned her voice on and it was like 4am or something-thats what a singer is!!!!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
MK should love this girl... she's wonderfully bonkers. The teacup thing is priceless too....
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My friend told me that her name means "LADY DUMBASS" in Tagalog. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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How can I count the ways she annoys me? For her and the likes of Kate Perry (to name # 2 on my list of omnipresent non-talents)something must have gone terribly wrong in their childhood. Craving this much attention is seriously unhealthy, especially for other people.
She only has 2-3 decent songs. Lady Gaga is a stupid name.
Awfulplasticsurgery.com, go check out her face before the surgery. Ugh!
Just like Madonna is a crazy ass biatch from Detroit
Lady CaCa is just a crazy ass biatch from New Jersey.
Cheap and trashy y'all
What a big surprise.
Her lipstick reminds me of Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus.
*DRY HEAVE
I'm not gonna lie I like her music and I thought she was cool until I saw her head between that dirty pussy in that nightclub. If that's not a skany whore move I don't know what is.
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She appears to be ripping off/paying homage to the late Isabella Blow.
Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 7:00pm.
I'm sorry but this woman is just sad. The way she talks and the way she always tries too hard. She ain't naturally quirky she works at it and it shows. Needs to quit humiliating herself and just dance. (see what I did there? huh?)
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I totally did! Your sentence ended and the song began in my head without skipping a beat.
I like her stuff, actually but yeah, she's totally trying WAY too hard. She's like a disco/hipster Tori Amos/Kate Bush wannabe.
She makes me happy when I keep her at a distance.
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Unfortunately this is the most classy and demure she has looked recently (teacup included). As someone else mentioned earlier, she NEEDS those big black sunglasses. Her face is all sorts of jacked up.
I still think she's awesome, though. But it's like, come on bitch, it's only been slightly less than a year that people have known who you are. You can't act like this.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:39pm.
Totally agreeing with you but I suppose it's that everyone has someone they really hate. I dunno why.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
LOVE the outfit but that lipstick looks retarded even on a geisha girl. Oh well, I'd rather see her sport a teacup & saucer around than watch Shitney carry a plastic tumbler full of of boxed wine in her hand full of chewed-off nails.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
And I bet she wasn't born hermaphrodite but got that tiny penis just to "be" different.
I'm sorry but this woman is just sad. The way she talks and the way she always tries too hard. She ain't naturally quirky she works at it and it shows. Needs to quit humiliating herself and just dance. (see what I did there? huh?)
Send it back, send it back! This bitch is all sorts of fucked up.
What a scag. I swear to christ, this chunk of day-old baby shit is really starting to piss me off.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
*runs with Ms. Thang*
Her hat is making me dizzy.
Aside from that, since I've heard of her (mostly just here, though) but never actually heard her, I checked her out at Last.fm a few minutes ago, to see why everybody seems to want to see her put down. I put on the first song on the list, "Just Dance" ... and lasted about 45 seconds. I wouldn't say that her voice is terrible, because it's not (although I would — and did — say that she wouldn't be anywhere without AutoTune), but whoever said that the music itself is Pussycat Dolls-ish was right. Ick. It might be good, but I don't like it, so I'll never know.
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I really like her, so fuck you whores! *cries* *runs away*
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Talented but ugh and fug.
can't she afford brands? why does she dress like that? throw that versace on her that she loves so much, god damn
"She kicked up a stink and demanded someone get her cup and saucer back."
Years ago, when Joan Rivers used to have a daily talk show, she had on a gossip columnist who dished about Penelope Anne Miller being a demanding, difficult diva on the set of some movie. Joan asked the columnist: "Shouldn't people know who she is before she starts acting up?"
Methinks The Lady G should best remember this. Not everyone knows or cares who she is, but you can guarantee there are other Ladies and Lords A' Leapin' to take her place.
If she had a nice attitude, I'd think she's the most awesome person in the world, but her shitty attitude makes her into such a poser... ewww..
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Oh dear lord I wanna slap the shit outta this bitch, what is with the fucking lipstick? She's a total waste of space, I cant believe fans (stupid humans) have made her believe she is an artist.
That's hilarious, here is some real art by the way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYyXfgaaG0w
Every time I come across mention of her on the net, I get that damned song stuck in my head.
Thanks MK :)
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No he can't read my Butter face
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Bu-Bu-Bu-Butter face, Bu-Bu-Butter face
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Bu-Bu-Bu-Butter face, Bu-Bu-Butter face
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I dont know guys & gals.. Im still on the fence about this one. I mean there are so many of these other pop tarts I can hate on ..
I mean she does write and produce her own music which is catchy dance pop IMO ,which is unheard of in this day & age of AI American IDLE Disney fembot fuckery ,she does have something of a look put together, and is from the NYC club scene, whose artists have all but disappeared from the US pop chart during this 8 year dark ages period weve been in..
I met her years ago briefly and I knew she was gonna be a big deal , like she really WANTED it. and yeah she is NOT the pretty girl @ the party but she works it anyway..
as a Yank who lived in UK off and on for 2 years you do find yourself picking up affections of an accent , but not on an overnight tour stop. The teacup thing is just blondes with purple .looks good.
MK , what has she done to deserve your wrath? Im just not seeing it with this one...
too much other rot richly deserving of your verbal smackdown..
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she is so boring and regular
GOD she annoys me. And could she be any homelier?
Kiss,
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"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
What the fickety-fuck is the matter with this chick?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This cunt tries way too hard.
Lmao Mk is too stoopid with that thong comment
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Bitch is trippin'!
Actually... Im glad when this type of wannabees do this, it accelerates their downfall. She's finished.
wasnt this bitch born like in New Rochelle or Yonkers, NY or something??
All of those pictures, especially the last one, just practically scream STAGED!
And everytime I hear the goddamn pokerface song, the more I hate pop music.
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Ugh, she's heinous. I can barely stand looking at her.
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Guess the Lodge has her playing the sad clown for effect. Hope it gets her somewhere
Submitted by rovex on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 12:53pm.
She looks like the female Gremlin (Greta) from Gremlins 2 in that picture..
I always thought that of Lil' Kim. But ladies and gentlemen, we have a new contender.
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i am pms'ing hardcore
so its ok for me to say that I just want to punch this chick - she is so fucking corny
Who the fuck does she think she is the fuckin Queen Of England? She's a fuckin rich, spoiled Italian from New York. Asshole.
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Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:56am.
Who? This is who again? I'm sorry, I'm not trendy.
Don't worry Snarkley, neither is she....and is this ho serious?!..bitch, sit down.
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Someone PLEASE make this bitch go away.
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