Even A Teacup Doesn't Want To Be Around Lady CaCa
Lady CaCa is such an English lady. Not only has she adopted Vadge's queef-inducing fraudulent British accent, but now she's carrying around a teacup all around town. It's just the artist being artsy. Lady CaCa is like a walking Louvre. I wish she'd walk right into the path of an oncoming double-decker bus.
The giant fart bag has become so attached to the teacup that she went crazy recently after leaving it at a restaurant. Some source told The Sun, “She kicked up a stink and demanded someone get her cup and saucer back. She wouldn’t drink out of anything else. It just looked like any other cup and saucer to me and said ‘Made in China’ on the bottom. It seemed a lot of fuss over nothing.”
Lady CaCa's spokesbitch is in on the ridiculousness, because they said, “Lady GaGa does not want to reveal anything about the teacup itself, but drinking ginger tea is very good for singers.”
Ugh. When is she going to crawl back into her own dick hole? She really needs to spend ten minutes with Amy Wino so she can learn how authentic crazy bitches do it.
Just for the record, she didn't misplace that teacup. The poor thing was trying to quit that bitch. It was on its way to Heathrow to catch the next jet to Taiwan when Lady CaCa got her diarrhea claws on it again. It will get the last laugh. Lady CaCa is going to wonder why her ginger tea tastes nuttier than usual. That's because her teacup is going to vom right before her nasty lips touch its rim.
Here's CaCa wandering the streets of London while wearing a thong around her neck which makes her titties look even more like a sad pair of saggy chest nalgas.
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Who the fuck is she and when is she going away?
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
Obviously coming up with deep, inspired lyrics like "Ma ma ma ma ma my poker face..." requires so much vision from her brilliant mind that the tea cup and offbeat lipstick are just a slight glimpse into the "wacky" inner genius that is: Lady Gaga
P.S. she totes mcgotes applied that lipstick by yanking out her dirty tampon sting and smacking herself in the mouth. that's the only way she can be a credible wacky genius to me.
How old is she, 42?
She looks like the female Gremlin (Greta) from Gremlins 2 in that picture..
Ass-Holiness truly knows no bounds.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Not this bitch again. I've seen her high school photos. She was your typical Jersey type chick complete with mall hair. She was NOT the reclusive, eccentric person she now claims to be. She's a big pile of phoney. Also, her music might be catchy but it's strictly Pussycall Doll.
She gets more ridiculous by the day.
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Her toes are fug.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
Oh fucking PLEASE! And bitch, apply your lipstick to your ENTIRE set of lips.
UGH! I can't stand this bitch.
oh GOD i hate her!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant stand this bitch, sooo ugly, look that make up.eeewww,seriously im gonna have a nighmare this night.
I officially hate her now!
Lady CaCa's spokesbitch is in on the ridiculousness, because they said, “Lady GaGa does not want to reveal anything about the teacup itself, but drinking ginger tea is very good for singers.”
So someone please tell me...why the FUCK is this skankbot drinking it?!
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She can do whatever the hell she wants as long as she keeps those ugly-ass titties of hers covered up.
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Who's the hot bear dude behind her?
I thought this was Courtney Love for a quick minute.
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She looks uglier than usual, she needs to stick with the other black sunglasses that hide more than half of her funny looking face. She has quickly entered the realm of trying too hard & failing miserable. Whatever happened to people just singing & being talented & not being attention whores? I think if I was a celeb I would really want my talents to speak for themselves & not have to be bothered with this, "I am so cool & unique" desperation act.
Im so sick of this contrived piece of shit and her "performance art" stunts. She sounds like every other talentless pop twat out there and her attempts at seeming avant garde and interesting are predictable and yawn inducing. Let me guess she picked up the tea cup and Hokus Pokus lips from her last trip to Tokyo?
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
This idiot could walk with a dead bear over her head and a necklace made with small dicks on her neck... she will still be an epic fail to me. I don't give a rat's ass about her "music talent" when all I see is a stupid clown parading all around the world wearing underpants.
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Submitted by Kevette on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 12:02pm.
I love her music, but this whole 'art' thing about the teacup is getting ridiculous. How about I walk around town with my dick out and call it art, it'd be the fucking Mona Lisa.
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hahahahaha beautifully said.
This bitch needs to go already.
Dear lady gaga,
You are not creative or original. David Bowie, Grace Jones (!!!), Madonna circa 1980's, Cyndi Lauper, Edie Sedgwick, Andy Warhol, Dita Von Teese, etc. have already done this tired act. Please stop. You suck. This might be cute if your music wasn't absolutely god awful. Best wishes.
Love,
everyone.
Submitted by MarvnGoldie on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 12:11pm.
Her lips look like Bette Midler's from "Hocus Pocus".
Actually so true! "booooOOOOK!"
Hate this skank. Apparently Perez is fucking all over her acting as her number 1 PR bitch. Only makes me hate her even more.
I have said it before, and I will say it again. She really needs to get the fuck over herself.
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It could also be press-formed cocaine,if I remember right, a few weeks ago, the cops in europe busted a shipment of cocaine that was formed into very tacky souvinor dishes. Could be why she is so attached to the tea cup and saucer
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
I'm more concerned that shoulder pads seem to be coming back - FUCK NO!
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
she's drinking tea in Old Florida?
clef mouthed lipstick is not cute
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LOL @ the C Word.
Her fashion sense is all over the map: thong necklace, Janis Joplin glasses, Courtney Love coiffe, Betty Boop lips.
Who's dressing you? Sybil?
Her lips look like Bette Midler's from "Hocus Pocus".
Is she trying to be funny? Because she's really coming off as a pretentious a-hole.
I will admit to liking that pokerface song...but I am still not convinced Lady Gaga is in fact a lady... She does however need to get over herself.
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What a freakshow...I wanna trip her ass.
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I think she is talented musically (although I think most of her music sucks, if that makes sense), but I can't stand people who do stupid and/or crazy and/or outrageous shit just to call it "art" and seem really deeply. You're not a "performance artist," you're some crazy bitch carrying around a teacup! It has no meaning other than the faux pretension you're piling on top of it. Over this attention-starved robot ho.
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 12:00pm.
I don't listen to the radio so I have no idea who this insect is. Is she the new Madonna?
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Never! Vadge might be batshit crazy now, but she had some measure of talent and originality back in tha olden times. this one is nothing special.
God, I hate this bitch.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 12:01pm.
I cannot stand this pretentious caca head
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Wino must be shitting her pants right now. And other than that, she might be worried about this bint stealing her thunder.
I love her music, but this whole 'art' thing about the teacup is getting ridiculous. How about I walk around town with my dick out and call it art, it'd be the fucking Mona Lisa.
color me not impressed.
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
Maybe carrying a tea cup will help her walk gracefully? That's what Barbizon told her.
Lady Getoveryourself
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
I cannot stand this pretentious caca head
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I could be wrong, but I think English etiquette dictates that you don’t wear a thong around your neck.
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This place has got everything.
never heard her sing and not bothering to look at you tube. She looks like a fucking idiot who didn't get hugs as a kid and now wants attention. Just like that fucktard Bobby Trendy and a million other lost souls who call attention to themselves constantly.
I only know her from dlisted and this is the first face/closeup I've really looked at. She has an awful nose looks like it's rendered from clay. Like Gerrard Depardieu's nose! Too bad she doesn't have his talent.
What a cunt. Just another manufactured, contrived POP star trying to be different. I wish a double-decker bus would run her corny ass over.
I don't listen to the radio so I have no idea who this insect is. Is she the new Madonna?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I like her lips
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Yuck
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
she looks nice
Who? This is who again? I'm sorry, I'm not trendy.
eww what's wrong with her mouf?