Monday, April 20th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Eight Swedish Ass Cheeks
Can Susan Boyle do this?! Actually, I don't want to know the answer to that question. Here we have four hot Swedish twinkies shaking their lingonberries while doing the Scientology initiation dance on Sweden's Got Talent. I co-sign that with my peen pen. Sweden does have talent.
This hotness might be a little NSFWish, unless your job approves of viewing Swedish ass on the job. If that's the case, never quit! Ass after the jump. JUMP!!!
Thanks to Miia
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wow yes sweden does have talent thats it i am moving there xxxxx
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haha too bad tehy weren't on America's got talent.
Submitted by jalynne on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 7:47pm.
Submitted by Josh12inches on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 6:37pm.
My long cock couldn't hide behind those little paddles. I'd need a pizza box.
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Personal pan pizza box?
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Ahahahahaha! maybe VERY personal...Tostino's pizza roll in a tiny box, anyone...anyone????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Josh12inches on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 6:37pm.
My long cock couldn't hide behind those little paddles. I'd need a pizza box.
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Personal pan pizza box?
My long cock couldn't hide behind those little paddles. I'd need a pizza box.
*gapes*
My faith in humanity has been reaffirmed...that something like this could be conceived, much less performed. I am amazed.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Thanks EvilShoe
xxyxz,
HB whore!
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Dick happens! - MK
Has anyone ever known anyone that writes like this? This bitch is HOT to top it off to.
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For I dream of no other, and You are and will ALWAYS be the only woman on this world to me, thus You already have all my "cards" (as it should be). Should You keep me for many years as your "xxxx-beau", your beloved boyfriend, or summon me to bend my knee before You and swear eternal allegiance in a life of blissful, servile devotion to You as Your deferentially pampering, and affectionate spouse, either way, such as the former scenario living it for twenty years, or even two months from today You order of me regarding the latter scenario, "IT IS TIME." then I will promptly act accordingly with the fullest of submission to Your command and gratefulness in my heart for the greatest blessing I could ever have bestowed about me.
Falkor
I'm none of the above... But everyone always brings up the fact that I share a birthday with Hitler
Nice huh?
@xxyxz
Ive noticed something. people born on 4/20 seem to be extremely attractive or extremely charismatic or extremely something. Seriously, look up just ransom people by their birtday on myspace or something and see how many models come up!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Thanks ctotheH
XXY
Happy barfday!!!!
OMG, I just found out that british singing bitch is my age, WTF, fourty seven is the new seventy over there..
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
@Hekki
Apparently, SAG-NY has a member benefits fund.
"Motion Picture Players Welfare Fund Assists Members in Need
The Motion Picture Players Welfare Fund (MPPWF) is the assistance fund of the Screen Actors Guild, New York. The program provides emergency financial assistance to SAG members in need. This program is administered through the Actors Fund of America, (212) 221-7300, Ext. 119."
http://www.sag.org/branches/new-york/local-member-benefits
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Hekki on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:09pm
Um, that kind of pisses me off actually.
(rushes off to google SAG requirements)
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So there you go! You're the speshul offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
The turnips are easily amused.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I wasn't laughing! I was hoping for a meaningful long lasting sexually fulfilling relationship with someone I met off the internet!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Open post? Okay. Mr. Hekki has this friend who's an actress. She's an older lady (yeah, I know what you were thinking) who mostly does commercials and some regional theatre. Anyhoo. She gets unemployment when she's not working, subsidized rent for her apartment in Manhattan and health insurance. How sweet is that? Because she has a SAG card.
Did anyone else know about this sweeeeet deal? Now I don't begrudge her because she is a terrific person and does manage to keep working at other odd jobs when she doesn't have acting work. But she really doesn't have to worry about not having a job the way the rest of us do.
I had no idea how many perks came with SAG membership. I'm totally angling to get one of those bastards, even though I've heard they're hard to get.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:02pm.
Happy Birthday xxyxz
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Thanks!
Happy Birthday xxyxz
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So there you go! You're the speshul offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
hahahaha sexfreak found out we were laughing at his ass!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I am crushed! Crushed I tell you! SEX FREAK 24/7 has dumped me as a MySpace friend!
No one on here better have stolen him from me!
*gives Snowy side-eye*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I'm steaming with jealousy that my BH is either at the beach or the pool with the chitlens.
I shoulda played hookie damnit!
drama
they know!!!! assholes! My favorite SIL hasn't even called yet! last year she thought my B-day was the 22nd. She has been in and out of rehab for the last two years... I'll forgive her
Happy Barfday xxyxz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 2:43pm.
bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppp
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BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
PS. We're so immature.
Devil
I'll send a PM to your twatter right now
xxy: You wanna hear something REALLY insulting? One year, we had all the kids color parts of a calendar for all the grandparents. My MIL ASKED for my b-day & our anniversary (I didn't put them on because they'd never acknowledged them before.) & then STILL ignored both!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 2:38pm.
Bend over!
And I mean that in a non-perverted, sincere BDay way!
Are you going to do anything fun for your big day?
Have you gotten any gifts?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Happy Birfday xxyxz
Happy Birfday to YOU!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 2:36pm.
xxyxz, tinkle in their coffee.
happy barfday!!!!!!!!!!
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bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppp
fanks angel
maybe you can make a video with Ms.Nash doing a striptease or jello fight with the other dlisters avvies!
Drama
My MIL said I should have told her...I'm like ugh.*blank stare* I've been w/yer asshole son for like 14 years!!!! whatthefuckever
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 2:34pm.
my family forgot my birfday:(
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Damn. And me with no Neicy for you yet! Damn!
My family forgets every year too. Or maybe its got something to do with those restraining orders...hmmm...
Huffy Barfday, Ho!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
you guys are the best
*cheezzzy wink at Debilgirl*
you can spank me first!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 2:34pm.
Nevermind. It's too fucking hot out there to sit in the sun.
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It's not too [fucking} hot here under the house! ~ Dr. Seuss:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
xxy: Is today your birthday? Happy Day! (My inlaws forget every year -- also our anniversary. Hmmmmmm, think maybe it's me they have a problem with? LOL)
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 2:34pm.
my family forgot my birfday:(
EDITED: it's my fucking in-laws...maybe they didn't forget
LMAO
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I have your double Devil's Food cake right here, ready for you to blow out the candles on!
*holds cake for xxyxz to blow out candles*
Now we get to spank you! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
xxyxz, tinkle in their coffee.
happy barfday!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 2:33pm.
no! maybe they just want to surprise you?
*shhhhh!*
SURPRISE!!! happy Birthday!!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
xxyxz,
That sucks girl. Is ok though your internet family did not.
Nevermind. It's too fucking hot out there to sit in the sun.
my family forgot my birfday:(
EDITED: it's my fucking in-laws...maybe they didn't forget
LMAO
I have always had guy friends because I just don't like women all that much.
Plus I have three sisters, one of whom I was always especially close to.
But lately she has turned into a conniving backstabber/meddler.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 2:18pm.
Carrot,
Did you email my yahoo? Don't see it yet?
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Indeed my dear, I did, it should be there!
M.E. yeah, Me too,Imma go sit outside and get some rain. ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 2:12pm.
Carrot, you're on. who is messing with my carrot?
do I need the combat boots?
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Let's go on crazy rampage toilet bat times!
PSA - it's worth repeating I think because i know only too well how easy it is to fall into the trap of complacency.
If you're reading and posting on dlisted, or any other non-work related sites during working hours it can be grounds for dismissal.
It takes nothing to keep logs of usage stats for years.
If you're worried about your past habits I would recommend only surfing during your lunch hour - that way you can at least say you used to take a shorter lunch and surf sporadically during the day, but realized that could look bad or some such.
Many jobs I've worked at they have required new employees to even sign a internet usage policy!
All and I mean ALL of your internet usage can be tracked. Posts included.
When I go back to work I won't even be checking personal emails online. I might get a blackberry or something if I really feel the need to check stuff at work.
Sorry to be a downer, but reading the comments here tells me that a lot are posting from work. You may feel safe in your job but frankly if it comes down to making a decision this sort of thing could tip the balance.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
It's lunch time, but I can't figure out what, out of the shit I brought, do I want to eat. I'm not really that hungry either considering how GD hot it is.
I'm going to go sit outside and get some sun.
Be back after lunch horz.