Kim Kardassian Thinks Being Called A BBW Is Offensive
Here is your morning mug of piping hot laughs brought to you buy the whorey walrus that is Kim Kardassian! Yesterday, Kim posted this shit from UsWeekly about Forever 21's new plus-size line which mentioned her and it really made her fat ass boil in anger (smells like charred jizz and rancid hamburger meat). Kim carefully placed her mountain-with-a-mudslide ass on the keyboard and her let butt lips do the writing:
I feel that this clipping from Us Magazine is a bit misleading, so I wanted to comment on it.I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I'm very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a "fuller-figured woman" of extra large proportions is a little offensive.
For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.
For the record, you are a size DUMB WHORE. Seriously, a SIZE 2?! Maybe if you take two size 2s and sew them together, you could cover one of her chunky ass cheeks. MAYBE. Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? Kim proves that queefing out random numbers is nothing but fun!
This stupid Monday-to-Friday skeezer makes no sense. She loves her curves, yet being considered "full-figured" is offensive? You know what's offensive? Kim Kardashian! UsWeekly never even called her plus-sized. Obviously, bitch needs to get a dude to piss in her ear again, because her one brain cell needs cleaning.
Khloe Kardashian, bring your "full-figured" ass over here and stomp on this pinche heffer!
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One of my pet peeves when magazine articles discuss how much people weigh (and I've come to the conclusion that EVERY female celebrity lies about her weight) is that they don't always tell how tall the person is. That makes a difference.
I'm 5'8" and when I was in high school my weight was typically around 125. 125 on someone my height is way different from 125 on someone who is, say, 5'3". And I don't think I was EVER below a size 7.
Kim is lying, lying, lying.
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"She loves her curves, yet being considered "full-figured" is offensive?"
That's so what I thought too! Cunt.
If she wanted people to take her seriously, she should just admit her real size. I'm sure it's not XL but it ain't a 2.
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This one having her own show sends a great message to young people.
All of this reality TV these days reminds of the tacky 70's.
She's such a loser on so many levels.
i am so fucking SICK of hearing about this no talent whore. why is she famous again? OHHH for having a big ass (I'M REALLY A SIZE 2 GUYS) and a sex tape. and for living off her father's money (if he has any left??) since he got OJ simpson off for murder. what scum.. i'd love to see her put her SIZE 2 ass in my size 6 jeans. they'd split. what a joke.
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Soooooooo sick of looking at this bitch! Is this fad of having an enormous ass on the way out anytime soon? God I hope so. It's f'n GROSS! If a guy has some twisted fetish for mutant ass cheeks, let him go buy glasses with fisheye lenses. Sorry Kim, but you can't have a big, "juicy" fat ass without being fat everywhere else, too. That's just the way it is (unless her ass is full of silicone).
Clothing sizes are a complete farce these days. Twenty-five years ago I was a size 2. Since then I've gained 25 pounds, yet I'm still a 6. By 1970s standards, I should be wearing a 10 - maybe even a 12. It's just a way of making fat people feel less fat so they'll spend more on their clothes.
Submitted by MissPiss on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:19pm.
No shit, I was in Old Navy today looking for shorts. Depending on which ones I got, I fit the 4, 6, or 8's! Some of the 6's were fine then others fell off of me.
WTF
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:32pm.
LOL Not all are a 2, I'm a 6. I work out a lot (cardio and weights) so I am built up a little bit or I'd be smaller. Nothing wrong with being bigger if your healthy.
A little OT: My son got Wii Fit and he had me create a profile on it, that board even weighs your ass! The games are pretty cool too.
"She loves her curves, yet being considered "full-figured" is offensive?"
She is such a hypocrite. And I hate her little princess attitude on the show. She is so dramatic and...she's an attention-whore who is famous for LEAKING (no pun intended) A SEX TAPE OF HER GETTING PEED ON!
AND HELL TO THE NO KIM BABY! YOU ARE NOT A SIZE 2!
They misunderstood, she doesn't wear a size 2, she wears number 2. It was the next step after being the perfect urinal.
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Size 2 my ASS! Actually size 2 HER ASS!!
I am a curvy girl, and a big girl, I recognize that she is not a plus size. But I am also a person with pretty good sight and common sense and this girl is at least a size 8 because of her ass!! And she has plastic surgeried her boobs up to about the same size on top.
Yep, she does have a small waist, but that's all about her that is small!
If she's a size 2 then I am a 6T.
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With that ass? No.. delusional ho you are no size 2.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Size 2? Bitch, please.
but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things
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You know - I wouldn't actually agree with that. But I would agree that curvy and fat are two different things. But then fat and plus-sized are two different things too. You know what else is two different things? Apples and oranges:)
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"I'm a huge fan of Forever 21" - poor choice of words, Kim.
Okay, not everyone over a size 12 is a complete fat ass people! All you ladies have to agree with me that women's clothing arent the most forgiving items. You have one lump/curve/bump in the wrong place and your automatically booted up to the next size! I used to have 34F tittybags and had to buy size 12 tops even though I wore size 8 pants/skirts. Yes, I felt like a cow cus I felt like I was wearing a tent! Kim honey, you are in denial, if you are a size 12 or up, who cares? You chose to have that ridiculous out-of-proportion ass!
I applaud Forever 21 for coming to the conclusion that not everyone fits in their size 14's if they even make up to that size, because the quality is fairly cheap and the cheaper the clothes, the smaller they run. Im glad they made a new plus size, I will definitely check it out. I cant see wearing anything from there to a wedding or a really fancy party, but for something causual, say a baby shower, bridal shower, or something of tht caliber, I would buy something from there.
They probably have such a limited line that it's not even worth it.
"For the record, you are a size DUMB WHORE." HAHA MK you are too funny!!! Has anyone gone to her official site?? everyone is talking mad shit on her on there i hope she reads some of the comments u ppls posted on here lol. BTW im a size 2 and her ass would look like that of a rabid Hippopotamus next to mine so I know shes not a size 2. like the poster on pg 2 said maybe one of her ankles is a size 2. "Pinche hefer" thats the best thing i'll hear this week!!!!!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:02pm.
I don't know who the hell caters to her ego by mislabeling clothing tags in high end store but NO FUCKING WAY this bitch is a size 2.
I'm a size 6 and this bitch has an ass WAY bigger than me.
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Exactly. I'm a 4 and there is NO WAY KK is smaller than I am.
HUGE tits + ass + thighs = my perfect woman haha
Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 11:50am.
I agree. I'm a size 10-12 and short as hell (HUGE tits, ass and thighs) and no way in hell is KK anywhere near my size. That chick is a 4-6. She's no size 2 but she's no size 12 either. Now Beyonce's big ass is about a 12.
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Bwahahaha! Thanks dude. Its a little lonely out here. Every other ho on dlisted besides me is a size 2, apparently . . . .
I don't know who the hell caters to her ego by mislabeling clothing tags in high end store but NO FUCKING WAY this bitch is a size 2.
I'm a size 6 and this bitch has an ass WAY bigger than me.
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Size two? riiiiiiiiiigt! Why do these bimbos want to be slaves to the fashion industry? A size 6 or an 8 is what she probably is and that is thin.
I meant to add that she is in NO WAY fat. She just has a big booty and it looks good on her, but she needs to stop saying she is a 2. I weighed 118 in high school and Im 5'6" and I was in a size 5 and PROUD of it. Wish I could squeeze my ass into a 5 now.
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I dont know about the rest of her, but her ass is definitely a size 8-10. I don't know why these skanks immediately get defensive and say "Im a size 2", knowing damned well that they aren't. Why does everything ABOVE size 2 scare the hell out of these girls?
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Get him to swap our places,
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Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
Not to be funny, but I'm curious as to where you people are buying these size 3, 5, 7 and 9s?? Do you all shop in the juniors dept because adult women sizes come in even numbers not odd. I havent seen a size 9 since the last time I went to 5,7,9 about 10 years ago.
I don't know, I usually get my jeans in juniors dept for the style. Maybe the womens department carries jeans in even numbers, I'm not sure. I do think I usually only see odd numbers though.. =)
Kim K needs to get over her guilt complex they said she was a fan of the store not the line.
I wonder if someone sits in here closet and alters her tags from 12 to 2...
The girl is short and her wrists are small but tht ass is at least a 10.
And so what
KIM STOP BEING SO INSECURE AND HAVE A DASHING DAY
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 11:50am.
I agree. I'm a size 10-12 and short as hell (HUGE tits, ass and thighs) and no way in hell is KK anywhere near my size. That chick is a 4-6. She's no size 2 but she's no size 12 either. Now Beyonce's big ass is about a 12.
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I am a size two and I have the flattest, saddest little ass you have ever seen!!! And I fill up a size two. Like-- NO extra room-- so dear kim, just because you have a size 2 inseam, and MAYBE a size 2 waist, does not mean you wear a size two. Unless you go to a tailor and have them let out the thighs and ass. In which case, we call that cheating.
kim karDOUCHEian needs to shut the fuck up. She's a habitual liar; she'll say anything to get noticed & have the attention she absolutely craves. Next thing you know, she'll claim she's an accomplished actress. I've got news for her - getting pissed on in the face in a bad homemade porno film does NOT qualify you as that.
In actuality, about the only thing she has going for her is as a human toilet seat...
NO way she's a size 2!! I'm a size 2-4 (depends on the brand) and I'm 5'4/110 pounds with no tits, a flat ass and no hips!
This girl ain't plus sized but there's no way on God's green earth she's squatting that rear end into a 2! Who does she think she is, JLOVE?! LOL
this bitch has frog eyes with no makeup
she is so ugly when she cries
she is dead between the eyes.
go away bitch. your 15 minutes are UP!
she is so stupid I'm surprised she's lived this long.
same with KenDUH Wilkeson.
Do I think Kim K is a plus size? No.
Do I think Kim K is a size 2? No.
Do I think Kim K is a talentless, vapid skank? Yes.
Submitted by parissucksliterally: "Reeter, you a forgetting that a size 12 in Marilyn's time was a size 8 today."
Sizes WERE different. I have a vintage Lilly Pulitzer skirt that is a size 10. It looked like it would fit, but was too small for my size 6 self...
She might be a size 2, but to be in proportion she would also have to be about 3 feet tall.
She ought to be more offended of that unflattering pic. Bitch looks like a Venezuelan drag-queen.
I will always hate this "pinche heffer". ALWAYS.
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somebitch is switching out the size tags in these heifers clothes.
I cant hardly fit into a 2 and I get told constantly that I look sickly, too skinny, am I eating, am I sick, am I ano, etc etc etc... AND I CANT EVEN FIT INTO A 2!!!!!!
makes no fucking sense.
KimK is a fucking usless hooker titted brat, also.
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For the record, most women would kill to have a body like hers, whatever size she is. She needs to be proud of it and stop making a big deal about her stupid clothing size. It all depends on the label or whatever.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Kim's STILL insisting like crazy that she's a size 2, but we're both about the same height and have roughly the same dimensions, and if she weighs 118 now, she's probably more of a size 4-6 then a 2. I was a size 2 when I weighed around 110-115 lbs a few years ago. Kim probably weighs more than 118 and if you're that short it looks like more. Anyway, I thought it was hilarious that they mentioned her in the plus size article...it's sorta throwing it in her face that even they know she's lying about her size. Who cares Kim it's just a stupid number! Vapid whore!
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I know everyone is saying the same thing... But since I'm sure Kim Googles herself to see what everyone on the gossip blogs is saying about her, I'm adding my (size) 2 cents, as well, so she knows what we're all thinking.
A size 2 is fucking TINY. I am small-boned, and most size 2s do not fit me because I have a little meat on my thighs & a little curve to my hips. But I am thin, and definitely nowhere near as bootylicious as Kim! Seriously - size 2 is for people with boy-shaped bodies & NO hips! There is nothing wrong with that whatsoever, but that is the OPPOSITE of Kim's body shape.
Kim is gorgeous & has a decent figure, but she needs to keep her pie-hole shut. And way to alienate her "plus-sized" fans by calling it "offensive" to be considered in the same camp as them. Idiot.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 11:37am.
angel, heehee- right?
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LOL! She's like some kinda fairy tale princess...like the Emperor with no clothes or whatever...
She's like: Where? Where do you see these things on me? This is only magic that I bust out in the club! In real life I am quite svelte!
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Submitted by stevebeans on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 11:26am.
Well, the article strongly implies she's a pretty big girl, which she's far from it. She may not be a size 2, but I don't know why people think she's huge.
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I agree. I'm a size 10-12 and short as hell (HUGE tits, ass and thighs) and no way in hell is KK anywhere near my size. That chick is a 4-6. She's no size 2 but she's no size 12 either. Now Beyonce's big ass is about a 12.
Remember when she was defending Jessica Simpson? If she's a size 2, I'm wearing a size 2 in childrens.
C'mon, a size 2 is soooo fucking tiny, always, it doesnt change!! Nicole Ritchie looks to be a
size 0 or a size 2 & there is noooooooo way in hell that Kim is only a size above that anorexic waif, I dont care how narrow Kim's waist is, her giant ass still has to fit in clothes & last I checked there isnt a separate size for the waist & then the ass.
I bet Kim is one of those people who managed to squeeze into a size 2 once from some store whose clothes run big, so now she feels she can forever say she takes a size 2. Maybe she even changes her clothing labels to read size 2 like JLo is rumored to do.
I've seen some pretty negative comments about her weight. I haven't read many comments on this site, but through the various blogs, some get pretty nasty towards her.
I can kind of understand it though, I mean yea she does come off as some egomaniac who is pretty unlikable, so naturally people want to smash her delusions of being a size 2 like she thinks she is.
Once, just once, I would like to see one of these bitches called out, and brought to task on TV with a measuring tape and a scale, (tested first with a "normal" person)!!!!! It pisses me off and really is just like the "diet and exercise" bullsh*t they try to feed us with as well.
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angel, heehee- right?
Steve beans, I don't think people are calling her fat for the most part, just saying there is no way in hell she is a size 2.
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Alls I know is that she got big boobies and a big butt. Butts and Boobies are made from fat. Or baggies full of saline. She's either got to admit to having lots of fat or lots of saline. One or the other.
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Kimmie baby, you are a size 2 and famous for what exactly? Yes, that is what I thought. We have ALL seen you big fat ass and I promise you........there is no way that thing would fit in a size 2! Never! Own it and STFU about what size you are. We all could really care less what size you wear.