Wino Blames It On Pasta
As if Amy Wino couldn't get even more naturally beautiful, she's now sporting a beauty mark on her leg. A beauty mark that probably matches an open wound on Wonky McValtrex's vag lips.
Wino's spokeswhore blamed the burn on a rogue crack pipe boiling pot of pasta. Apparently, Wino was trying to do some cooking shit in St. Lucia when a pot accidentally tipped over and sprayed her leg with hot water. Wino's got enough of the bad shit in her system, so she just shrugged it off, snorted some of the dead skin and went on with her life.
Looking at that shit is making my nails crack, but Wino hardly feels any pain! A source told The Sun she's going around the island like nothing, “Amy’s wounds looked so painfully sore — she really should cover them up or get herself under an umbrella. They were covered in sand too. We couldn’t believe she wasn’t keeling over in pain.” Yeah, well, it's a scientific fact that a river full of crack running through your veins kills pain!
Every time I see nasty wounds like this, I always want to pour rubbing alcohol over it to watch it sizzle and crack. I bet if I did that to Wino, that shit would light up and everyone in the room would instantly be riding on a white cloud from the contact high.
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Yeah, pots and pans just randomly tip over at my house all the time, too.
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What a filthy looking scag......gross!
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I like Amy Winehouse and all, but I can't help but feel a little bit angry when I see her pictures.
This is seriously what my "crush" finds hot? Fuck my life. I personally don't know which to be more offended by: that he can't be arsed telling me I look good once in a while and openly DROOLS over Amy Winehouse, or that he apparently doesn't have standards.
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Its like MK read my mind today. My law professor mentioned Wino in class (I swear he comes to dlisted with the knowledge he has of her lol) and I was wondering we might see another scabby skin issue out of this one.
moldy growth causing her skin to fall off in chunks.
disgusting!
She calls it hot water burn, I call it flesh eating bacteria.
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Submitted by zardbreath on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 11:37pm.
Is it me, or does that burn look a little too much like the state of New Jersey?
Corrupt and polluted?
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The would-be daggerer says he will only dagger with permission in future.
Is it me, or does that burn look a little too much like the state of New Jersey?
Oh I get it: spaghetti...linguine....martini...*SHIT THAT HURTS*...bikini.
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She's turning into Michael Jackson.
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Holy Shit! Pasta, my little sock monkey ass! Stupid bitch was probably so strung out she started trying to scrub her skin off with a toilet brush until somebody stopped her.
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yikes...shouldn't that patch on her leg be covered? it's making my skin crawl...
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you see me, bitch....
Here i am just scrolling down like everythings cool, stop to smh over her beef jerky looking upper body then WHAM with that nasty isht. i thought sun exposure was bad for serious wounds? what ever. she should save any gauze she comes in contact with for her face.
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I actually did something similar last summer. Was grilling steaks outside, cooking side dishes inside. Running in and out, and occasionally jumping into our low-rent above ground pool to cool off. I slipped on the kitchen floor with a pot of hot noodles and went THUD. Luckily I had just drained the water off the noodles. Leg burnt in a couple places. Husband sitting on his ass watching TV in air conditioned comfort on the living room couch heard the THUD, then hears me say "I'm all right!!". Yeah I was somewhat buzzed when I did this... who grills steaks without guzzling a few beers along the way?
i dont enjoy watching a person slowly kill themselves
She is all kinds of gross and that just makes it worse.
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Wino has the weirdest sores & puss bags of any celebtard out there. Her sores defy every medical description LOL
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by Mysmichelle on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 2:27pm.
cigarette burns in same place a few days ago
I don't agree with self harming. More like passing the fuck out with a lit ciggy.
Yikes!
I can't even breathe when I see shit like that.
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With water that hot, they werent cooking Pasta, they were making crack, duhhh, do we need a 101 class on how to make crack, via the stove, the lighter, the spoon??
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 1:26pm.
She honestly makes me want to throw up. I don't understand how this decomposing corpse is still alive.
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omg! I saw her singing live last June in London at the Nelson Mandela concert & the moment she came on the stage I felt faint and sick. I had to leave the front of the crowd and sit down for half an hour with the burger vans at the back. Then the next act came on and I could rejoin. It was the strangest thing - her energy just rocked me it was awful. I've never had that before or after thank goodness. I've never felt so shaken and gross. Btw am an energy worker/human/animal healer and sensitive to energy. Hopefully she has changed whatever was happening then, if not, people will literally feel ill in her presence. It was awful :(
I got a burn on my leg last year from some boiling broth. It was screaming red and I could barely move for the first week or so without intense pain...while I was taking strong pain killers.
Wino and her spokeswhore are lying their arses 9non-existent in Wino's case) off.
Submitted by Mysmichelle on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 2:27pm.
cigarette burns in same place a few days ago
http://x17online.com/celebrities/amy_winehouse/winehouse_to_adopt_a_st_l...
ignore the article...........
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:( yeah, looks like self-harming
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girl needs HALP!
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That story is a lie. I don't know what happened, but I have seen (unfortunately) the shape of a wound that boiling hot liquid makes, and it ain't THAT. There would be blistering and weeping and the edges would not be that jagged.
Honestly, I think she was tweaking and peeled the skin off her leg, just picking at a regular small sore or boo-boo.
Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 1:38pm.
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Yeah, it hurt like a monkey-fighter ;)
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I think it's the mange. And I should know, I caught it once in San Antonio.
Ok Mysmichelle, I think you helped me solve this one. First thing I thought was that she had hurt herself somehow and put rubbing alcohol or hydrogen peroxide on it to clean it and that it took her fake tan off in that spot. I was just wondering what the actual marks were from. You're right, ciggie burns and I think rubbing alcohol removed her tanner. That's no scalding water burn, it would be weeping and even more disgusting looking.
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Her leg has the texture and insulating qualities of a cork hot plate, so I bet she's telling the truth.
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The would-be daggerer says he will only dagger with permission in future.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 2:34pm.
There's no splatter - the wound is basically in one spot. That's a pasta water burn and I'm the frigging Queen of England.
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The would-be daggerer says he will only dagger with permission in future.
Why does she even continue to have management, question A. Question B, why would her management even bother trying to make excuses for her crack wounds and drugged-out behavior? Even Lilo gave up on that shit.
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There's no splatter - the wound is basically in one spot. That's a pasta water burn and I'm the frigging Queen of England.
I guess she figured that there are so many drugs in her system that she could save money by just smoking herself.
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cigarette burns in same place a few days ago
http://x17online.com/celebrities/amy_winehouse/winehouse_to_adopt_a_st_l...
ignore the article...........
Now that I look at it again, most people would be in way too much pain to walk around with an open wound on their thigh like that. ewww
Where did all the Oly go?
Is she sun burned or just dirty all over?
Where did all the Oly go?
Ok Bullshit. Last Friday there were pics of her with cigarette burns in that exact same spot.
Bullshit.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 1:58pm.
Lent is remembering Christ's sacrifice. Not really a big holiday with the Jews.
Damn. Pasta! though... honestly. They could have at least lied and said she had put the kettle on for tea and she spilled it. At least that is SORT OF believable.
Pasta water my ass. I know she was cooking up some meth.
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Shes Jewish right? Maybe shes giving up thigh skin for lent
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5 star hotel and she's boiling up saucepans of pasta? yeah right!
5 star hotel and she's boiling up saucepans of pasta? yeah right!
She looks like she needs a wash.
I seriously thought she had flowers stuck to her leg at first. I kind of wish I still thought that.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 1:47pm.
is today the gross ass pictures day? Mrod's mug,unicorn lady and now wino's burnt leg? MK is asking for the dry heaves.
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seriously. i WAS eating my lunch.
is today the gross ass pictures day? Mrod's mug,unicorn lady and now wino's burnt leg? MK is asking for the dry heaves.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 1:26pm.
She honestly makes me want to throw up. I don't understand how this decomposing corpse is still alive.
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OMG! That made me friggen die laughing!
I can't stand her, but she looks pretty good.
& I'd rather look at her oozing sores than the unicorn lady any day of the week. Her pics made my butt go funny & my hoo-hoo hurt.
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