The Chenbot Will Spawn
Stepford Katie won't be the only inanimate object with a child, because Julie Chen announced this morning that she's knocked up. The 39-year-old Asian robot host of Big Brother and The Early Show said that she's due in October. This is her first baby bot with husband and boss Les Moonves. 60-year-old Les already has three big ass children of his own from his first wife. The same wife he left The Chenbot for! He couldn't resist her animatronic cooch.
The Chenbot said that being knocked up will not slow her down. She will host Big Brother this summer as planned. Chenbot should really just rest her nuts and bolts. CBS can use a hologram to host that shit instead. NOBODY will notice. BUT FIRST!
And The Chenbot is totally going to pop out a giant plastic head covered in foundation. Don't be surprised.
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" . . . husband and boss Les Moonves."
Good to know that nepotism is not an issue at CBS.
Chen's looks are an example of good plastic surgery.
she was not always a looker.
Oh great, the Down Syndrome/autism roulette wheel. And this woman has a serious facial tic too. Kid doesn't stand a chance.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
"The same wife he left The Chenbot for!"
... you mean the same wife he left for The Chenbot? LOL - I know..I know... puff puff give its ok.
I would like to know what drugs she takes before she has sexay times with this pepaw. You know that has to be some strong shit.
There's no friggin way that bitch is only 29.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
That baby is one hell of an insurance policy, Chen is definitely set for life now.
Nice matchy matchy purse with dress. What the fuck is this, prom night in Akron?
And Les' first wife WINS in my book ever since I heard she lost her shit when the affair was revealed and snapped, refusing to let her kids order Chinese takeout. That's insane and kind of hot.
Chenbot needs to watch First Wives Club and then do the opposite.
Trophy skanks aren't supposed to work!
Even if it is that tired ass Big Brother!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Les will do the same thing Donald Trump did to Marla Maples, Hobag mistress/wife #2. He dumped her ass just BEFORE certain stipulations to the Prenup Agreement would have kicked in. If they had stayed married for five years, Maples would have gotten more money.
He dumped at 4 1/2 years. That's some cold shit right there.
Hope Julie read her Prenup veeerrry carefully.
I know men just like this. First they search for the perfect trophy wife to get their rocks off to. Then, they stay together for a while, both working on their careers and taking long, extravagant trips together. Two to three years later, they decide it's time to spawn together.
Next thing you know...BOOM, the baby comes, wife is tied up at home taking care of an infant, husband finds new hot girl to screw, wife finds out, bitter divorce proceedings ensue, wife gets huge chunk of change for dealing with that sleazeball, and husband starts the trend all over again.
It's the Cirque du Sleazeball. Trust.
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The trophy wife is having a baby, how sweet. Let's see how long it takes for the old man to kick her to the curb for someone even younger.
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And the older they get, the less time they have to waste on the current wife. So they move on faster.
AH HA HA HA HA!
Hekki, Les will pull the same shit Donald Trump did. Keep getting rid of the wives for a newer model.
Submitted by Green Is Good: "Anyhoo, Les Moonves is a creep of the highest order. He cheated on his wife of 26 years, Nancy with Julie Chen."
Well, we all know how THIS is going to end, then.
She was smart enough to get that IVF baby going before he starts screwing the next Mrs. Moonves. It took him 26 years to the leave the first one... now he knows how easy it is, he might not wait that long next time!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 12:08pm.
It said 29 for a while, hence the confusion. MK must have changed it.
Tootles!!!
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Guys, she's 39. It's right there in the second line. Just saying.
Anyhoo, Les Moonves is a creep of the highest order. He cheated on his wife of 26 years, Nancy with Julie Chen. By the way, Julie was working for him at CBS while they were screwing, too. Sleeping with the Boss is always SO classy.
I cannot believe she is only 39??? Is that right??? I would have guessed about 45-ish....which isn't saying much since you would think all of that surgery would make her look even younger. Damn.
29?!? Yeah right!
edited to say: Oooh, okay, she's 39. That's more like it. LOL.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 11:37am.
He must be terrible at math, he got an asian instructor to show him how many times 60 goes into 29.
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LMFAO - good one!
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She's flat and that's that!
Asian women age fine till they get in their later years and then damn...the wrinkle Karma faerie kicks their ass to all get out...a few of extreme examples via the links
http://www.flickr.com/photos/74075989@N00/3201347524/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mountainworld/320601642/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ericnicholas/2568653969/
Les Moonves can afford some very good plastic surgeons.
The Asian women I know stay wrinkle-free late into life, as long as they stay out of the sun. In LA, a lot of them use parasols and drive with gloves on. The younger women, with tanning, golfing, and whatnot, maybe show some sun damage. But I swear they have more melatonin than white folks.
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39 makes a lot more sense. I really thought she was in her 40's.
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Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 11:16am.
This is just WRONG. I know it's part of the Golddiggers Code of Conduct that they make a moneybaby but a 60 year old should not be fathering children. That sperm has long since expired.
Ugh. The way he's holding her arm is so wrong.
She is a damn old looking 29 year old. She must have been to school with CoCo!
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LMAO LMAO LMAO amen. classic.
He must be terrible at math, he got an asian instructor to show him how many times 60 goes into 29.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
sushi! I know! I just said the same thing!
she's totally plastictized.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Snowy: I'll believe it when I see it! All leavin' me hangin' & shit last time!
I've always thought she's gorgeous.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Julie Chen has so much freaking plastic surgery there's no telling what age she really is.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
This bitch was so fucking ugly before her massive plastic surgery. And her head is 5 times her body.
You better fix that typo, MK. People are going to be having heart attacks left and right.
Hey NOW! no one better be talking shit about my Frankie Boy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Can't. wait. for. BB 11. Bring it. BRING IT !
Chenbot is 29? Get the fuck out of town cause that's a big fat lie.
29? Who the hell does she think she's fooling? She's 39 if she's a day!
That is a typo people, she is actually 39...Whew!
She is kind of fugly.
I guess if I'm gonna call out her face, I should post some pics. Or anybody can google it. The link is from my BB so apologies if it's stupid long.
http://m.gawker.com/site?sid=gawker&pid=JuicerHub&targetUrl=http%3A%2F%2...
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Thanks to everyone who checked the age stat.I thought she was around 40.For forty she looks good...(I think)
49 and knocked up, is that safe now-a-days?
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So there you go! You're the speshul offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
Submitted by Typhoid Mary on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 11:21am.
He's got that Frank "The Entertainer" look on his face.
Somebody's been watching "I Love Money" Hahahaha!
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Douchechill!
29 My Butt!!
Ah, Chowgirl. Thanks.
@DG: I was about to say....
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He's got that Frank "The Entertainer" look on his face.
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
Wiki says she was born in 1970, not 1980. She is 39.
MK just made a tiny error on her Bday.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
She's... 29?
I never would have guessed. Things like this make me worry that people think I might be much older than I really am.
29? I thought this BITCH was 49!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
Shades of teal and aqua blue are my favorite colors.
But I think they are overexposed. There ARE many other beautiful colors, for chrissakes.
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She's only 29? I thought Asians aged well. Maybe all that plastic surgery and makeup is making her look like she's in her mid-thirties.
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She's 29 and I'm a size 2 in some other universe.
Why do bitches lie?
*It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.*
~Bill Hicks~
She's a good example of great plastic surgery, IMO.
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This is just WRONG. I know it's part of the Golddiggers Code of Conduct that they make a moneybaby but a 60 year old should not be fathering children. That sperm has long since expired.
Ugh. The way he's holding her arm is so wrong.
She is a damn old looking 29 year old. She must have been to school with CoCo!
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