Tuesday, April 21st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The Unicorn Memaw
It's a unicornie memaw! This picture is the sole reason for Cornify! The only. Sadly, the unicorn memaw is no longer frolicing through Robert Pattinson's magical forest hair since she had it removed after 20 years. These are the before pictures.
Without Cornify, it sorts of looks like a hard doody is coming out of her head. I bet this happens to Fishsticks Paltrow every time she writes a post on GOOP.
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How come no spammers posted something about this horny broad?
"Such a cutie. I think her profile is on oldhornybroads.com"
Why are peeps in uniforms considered sexy?Wanna dating more hot girls and guys in uniform, you can log on_www.uniformmate.com_
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 11:46pm.
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You can trust the forum Sheeps! You can trust your dick will grow twice its size! Not necessarily in a good way, but hey! Nothing's perfect! You'll have the best stories to tell your buddies at your local glory hole though!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 10:02pm.
I need to know I can trust The Forum before I enter.
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The would-be daggerer says he will only dagger with permission in future.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 11:30pm.
just gonna take a second(hey, it's an open post) to say... i fuckin' hate fuckin' Florida!!.. i fuckin' can't stand being here anymore!!... i have to get out of this fuckin' state before i end up in a fuckin' padded room!!!
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Vegas, May 18-22.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 8:21pm.
FUCK ME TILL I CRY.
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Well, don't have A.cotw .
haha!! :-)
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It means A citizen of the world, jiggy. No cows are involved.
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Ha! I knew it must have meant something but I always read it as "cow" too. Not for any reason except it strained my little brain to think beyond the "t" as anything but some kinda interference:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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@ ESE: LOL! I think you're the fourth peep that says something like this today. What is it that you can't stand about Florida?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Disgusting! Couldn't someone hang a plant from her head or something.
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
just gonna take a second(hey, it's an open post) to say... i fuckin' hate fuckin' Florida!!.. i fuckin' can't stand being here anymore!!... i have to get out of this fuckin' state before i end up in a fuckin' padded room!!!
... uuummm... yeah
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 8:21pm.
FUCK ME TILL I CRY.
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Well, don't have A.cotw .
haha!! :-)
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It means A citizen of the world, jiggy. No cows are involved.
But I am jiggy.Never mind shaking it like a polaroid picture, we're talking jello in a hurricaine.
@ devilgirl & momus:
Hello, we're practically neighbors. I'm in Berzerkely. HM,dlisters who don't drink?
I have not been able to drink ever since I got thrown out of a leather bar in the Castro.
At the time my better half lived in Upper Haight, we walked to the Halloween Party, and were having a lovely time until someone spiked my drink.( I think the date rape dope was actually meant for HIS drink.)Haven't had a drop of booze for years. Still cook with it....ever try putting split vanilla beans in bourbon instead of buying vanilla extract? It's divine.
Speaking of horns...
"Hey,look at this pimp? How did you get out of Hell?"
"I told them I was coming up for a routine possession."
DOGMA
Eeeeeeeew....Nasty!!!! Look at that huge mole on her upper lip!!!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
LOL jiggy
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 8:28pm.
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LOL! Anything with the word orgasm in it, is a thousand times better. I learned that in Sunday School!... What?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 8:15pm.
Cum to the forum. Free Blow Jobs! :D
As soon as you send me the $300 check you promised in 2008. Till then, no BJs.
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Now don't get greedy on my ass, it was 300 yens! And what do you mean by "till then no BJs"? And while you're at it, do you want to take my soul too?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
that's some shit right there!
That picture makes me want to barf.
Anybody else watching the playoffs??
We just got majorly screwed by a refs decision.
The first and largest Cougar Mingle site == http://www.seekacougar.com/ == Search for what you want, find more than you dreamed!
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 8:23pm.
When a dlister opens a forum account, a woman gets a vaginal orgasm.
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Hahaha, I thought it was an angel got it's wings. But I like yours better. :0
The family was willing to put up with the horn for so long only because she'd shed it each spring--before beach weather.
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The would-be daggerer says he will only dagger with permission in future.
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 8:15pm.
Cum to the forum. Free Blow Jobs! :D
As soon as you send me the $300 check you promised in 2008. Till then, no BJs.
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The would-be daggerer says he will only dagger with permission in future.
When a dlister opens a forum account, a woman gets a vaginal orgasm.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 8:21pm.
FUCK ME TILL I CRY.
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Well, don't have A.cotw .
haha!! :-)
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
FUCK ME TILL I CRY. THAT IS THE MOST REVOLTING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I AM TRYING DESPERATELY NOT TO PROJECTILE VOMIT. WHY, MK,WHY?????????????????I THOUGHT YOU LOVED YOUR LOYAL WHORES AND SLUTS??????????????????
Grandma, what's for dinner?
Creamed horn.
What's that next to the turkey?
Our hornucopia.
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Cum to the forum. Free Blow Jobs! :D
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Oh!!! Forum Baaaaaaaad.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 8:05pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:48pm.
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Such a vivid word, isn't it? Bluuuuuuuuurgh!
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Werd. IHH told me that it's Tree Bark Man's mating call.
;-)
*scratch, scratch*
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Oh FUCK the Buzzfeed link had a pic of tree bark man. NO more scroll down for moi. FFS I gotta go find some hydrocortizone.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by shandi on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 8:02pm.
Why did she wait 20 years to have it removed?
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Well, I'm willing to bet that's how long it took them how to figure out how to do it without her slipping into a coma, at the very least.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:48pm.
EW! FUCKING EW! Why did you have to bring up Tree Bark Guy? *scratching all over* Ugh! Blurgh!
FUCK!
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You had me at Blurgh.
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Such a vivid word, isn't it? Bluuuuuuuuurgh!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Why did she wait 20 years to have it removed?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Seriously - the Forum is still a magical, mysterious place to me. I saw nothing - I heard nothing. ...like, really. I looked around for all this stuff people talk about but I must have just found dead ends. And I only went in twice cuz then people said I could catch something in there...
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
That memaw sure is horn-y.
Oh, sorry, thought it was a Caption.
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:50pm.
I can't stop staring at the turd-horn. It's horrifying yet fascinating at the same time.
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Like the faux-reality "Housewives of" shows.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:48pm.
EW! FUCKING EW! Why did you have to bring up Tree Bark Guy? *scratching all over* Ugh! Blurgh!
FUCK!
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You had me at Blurgh.
@iHeartHaters, that shit seriously makes me itch like I got fleas. I can't stop squirming!
Blah.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
LOL sorry Sugaroo, he still gives me the willies:P
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Momus~Nah I just got a mark from the seatbelt on my neck. Coulda been much worse. At least my daughter is okay.
I can't stop staring at the turd-horn. It's horrifying yet fascinating at the same time.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:47pm.
Trolls annoy me so much. Sometimes, I wish that I could reach into the monitor and bitch-slap them.
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Yes and they know it which is what gives them their motivation!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
@iHeartHaters
EW! FUCKING EW! Why did you have to bring up Tree Bark Guy? *scratching all over* Ugh! Blurgh!
FUCK!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:45pm.
Momus, trust me, you're better off. :-)
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Trolls annoy me so much. Sometimes, I wish that I could reach into the monitor and bitch-slap them.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:44pm.
Yeah I know Momus. I'm just fed up with the whole shittin deal. Now it's gonna drag out forever. Oh well, at least there is an open post to vent in lol
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Were you hurt in the collision?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus, trust me, you're better off. :-)
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Yeah I know Momus. I'm just fed up with the whole shittin deal. Now it's gonna drag out forever. Oh well, at least there is an open post to vent in lol
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:36pm.
That's shit about your car.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:33pm.
Momus, the forum is a staging area for trolls.
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Hmmmmmmmm.
OK. I don't want to go there. *stops pouting*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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That pic is fucked up & wrong. It makes me itch looking at it, like the tree bark guy.
I am mad as a cunt, I won't get my car back for another month because the stupid fuck jeep dealership fixing it are 'so busy' and tow-ins are not priority. WTF?! The stupid cunt that hit my car is not at fault, she didn't even get a ticket for speeding when raining while talking on her GD cell phone and trying to blow a light. At least the whore turned out to have insurance but of course nothing is coming out of her pocket for this accident. I fucking hate people.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Momus, the forum is a staging area for trolls.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK