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This celebrity couple’s pre-nuptial agreement required the wife to stay in the relationship for a certain amount of time. However, the Stepford Wife’s law firm has decided that it may be difficult to impossible for the husband to enforce this. It seems that the wife knows much more than she should about the husband’s long-time and very personal relationship with another high-profile man. She is using that knowledge to get her sentence reduced and to to gain custody over the couple’s kid/s. It’s still not Nicole Kidman.(Blind Gossip)
These blind items better not let us down. Stepford Katie better run for the door and bring pictures of Will Smith fingering Tommy Girl's Scientolohole with her.
This action/comedy star has some serious odor issues. On the set of his film which just wrapped, the studio has had to complete redo his trailer - new paint, floors, etc. Apparently the smell of B.O. was strong enough to curl anyone’s nose, and no amount of scrubbing could eradicate it. It’s not Matt Damon…or his BFF Ben for that matter. (BuzzFoto)
Matthew McConaughey, but I would think the delicious scent of his bong would drown out any body grossness.
This married, aging C list movie actress was the indie "it" actress long before Parker Posey. For the past six months she has been having an affair with a man on parole for killing his wife. (CDAN)
Lifetime has its next movie-of-the-week right here. And Jennifer Jason Leigh as the star?
Which rehabbed actor is back on the sauce? He just can’t keep his hands off the booze when he’s in L.A.! (Gatecrasher)
Jonathan Rhys Meyers? He's got eyes that scream "white lines," but maybe his poison is the sweet nectar?
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That being said, Katie's picture with the eyes blacked out shows 100 x more emotion than any current picture. Amazing how a shitty relationship will drain a person.
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I for one would certainly pay to catch a glimpse of pics of them two going at it!
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Damn, He really has sucked the life out of Katie Holmes. She actually looks cute in this pic..really sad.
#1 is so painfully Tommygirl that I can't even come up with a funny thing to say about it. Kidman hint aside, this shit has been going around the rumormill for years -- and it's so transparent that the other high-profile dude is John Revolta.
#2 I wanna say Pattinson, but he's not an action/comedy star. So I'm gonna go with McConaughey. He looks like the sort who does hardcore workouts and doesn't shower.
#3 Could be Lili Taylor (who isn't a lesbian, FYI) except she isn't married (has a boyfriend). I'm drawing a blank as empty as Tommygirl's sperm.
#4... dunno. Rhys Meyers seems like a good bet.
"couple’s pre-nuptial agreement required the wife to stay in the relationship for a certain amount of time."... hmm, lemme see... if it is Katie, then i would gather that the time frame would be until her eventual "suicide"?... or, is it till she drops from malnutrition?
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 9:09pm.
Re: If you cannot produce proof then what you say cannot be true!!! Put up or shut up!!
Um, I'd like to see one person from my past 'prove' they slept with me.
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Yep, and even if on the off chance there is one person who can...if you have tons of money you can pay them off! I know this because I DON'T have tons of money and I have to pay low rent skanks small sums of money to actually claim they've slept with me...so I assume the opposite is true...
What? What? Oh, like all of you haven't done it! Don't front, I've seen some of yo' asses nekkid...
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Why do these blind items keep saying "It's not Nicole Kidman"?? Is that just to "tell" us that it's Katie Holmes, since Nicole was also married to Tom...? Because I would never think Nicole Kidman when it comes to divorce rumors, or about Keith Urban when it comes to gay married man rumors...
Submitted by Mel on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 5:38pm.
OMG! That bump reminds me of the Taco Bell commercial where the guy is smuggling nachos into the movie theater by wearing a baby belly bubble thing. LMAO!
I've never seen a pregnant belly so perfectly round before. All baby bumps that I've ever seen did not start and end at the navel and weren't formed like a perfectly inflated basketball.
I call pregnancy hoax!
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The first one is so obviously KatIe. But she'd be killed if she ever tried anything. Tom strikes me as the kind of control freak that would do absolutely anything to keep his skeletons in the closet. Pun intended.
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Submitted by mslewis on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 6:05pm.
And, Suri looks exactly like Tom Cruise. I don't care what anybody says, that baby is his baby. I have no idea why Cruise never produced a bio child before Suri, but that kid is his.
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Funny, I don't think she looks anything like him other than the coloring. I guess different people see different things, but I never thought she looked him at all.
BTW, the people I know who claimed Tommy Girl was gay never sold their stories to the tabs.
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Nevermind. That whole story had me at bringing his mother to a TV football party. If thinking that's a good idea doesn't SCREAM gay - I just don't know what does.
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Re: If you cannot produce proof then what you say cannot be true!!! Put up or shut up!!
Um, I'd like to see one person from my past 'prove' they slept with me.
Submitted by mslewis on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 6:05pm.
And, Suri looks exactly like Tom Cruise. I don't care what anybody says, that baby is his baby. I have no idea why Cruise never produced a bio child before Suri, but that kid is his.
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Funny, I don't think she looks anything like him other than the coloring. I guess different people see different things, but I never thought she looked him at all.
BTW, the people I know who claimed Tommy Girl was gay never sold their stories to the tabs. They were very matter-of-fact. As far as having a picture, how many people do you know have pictures of themselves in the act with anyone? I heard his peeps sweep the room for any recording devices and he was even known to bring his own bed linen.
I don't care if you believe me or not, but that is what I heard and I have no reason to think any of those people were lying.
Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 6:13pm.
Interestingly enough, Nicole Kidman's kid was born at home and there are many rumors that her sister had her baby!
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No she wasn't. Sunday Urban was born at a Nashville hospital and I believe there is even a copy of the birth certificate on-line as they are public record.
Re: Suri-No one including Brooke Shields ever claimed to see them at the hospital. The birth certificate was not signed by them and filed 10 days after the deadline.
Also, the pictures of Katie Holmes and her weird-ass bump are real as are the dates. Anyone with the time on their hands can even track down the original sources. No photoshopping there, folks.
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I can't remember when do all the suri birthing conspirators say she was 'really' born? As well I've seen that katie timeline, are all the pictures REALLY when they say they are taken, cause if so damn that's strange.
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LMAO Please tell me those photos of Katie were photoshopped! I also think Suri is Tom's, she looks just like him. Not so sure about Will Smith. The rumors of him being gay seemed to pop up in the last year or so -- before that it was just that he and Jada (who I do think is bi or les) had an open marriage.
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3. Catherine O'Hara?! Love her, though ...
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My sources indicate that Dennis Quaid is back on the sauce.
Jennifer Jason Leigh could be it. I have no specific dirt on her, although I worked with her on "Mrs. Parker" and she was certainly guarded, odd and somewhat macabe. Could also be Lily Taylor. I'm not sure if she's a lesbian now, but she had a psychotic relationship with Michael Rappaport back in the day. I worked with her on a movie for Fine Line Features directed by Nancy Savoca, and it was known that she had to take a restraining order out against him. I had no opinion of Michael until I sat few rows over from him at a premiere and he was out of his mind -- screaming out at people in other rows during the movie and waving wildly.
I know she can't be blind item #3, but the "odd indie queen" moniker made me think of Amanda Plummer, who is a total lunatic (which comes as no surprise to anyone). I worked with her years ago on an indie film and at the party the night before principle photography began she felt she wasn't getting attention from the director, so she stuck her finger into a fan and cut off the tip. It was one of the strangest things ever. She was dating some hopeless junkie and would stay out all night searching for him all over Alphabet City (circa early early 90's) and it raised hell w/call times. She would disappear during scenes on set, and in between takes wipe her makeup off because she said it hurt her face. A friend worked at Manhattan Theatre Club and Amanda was cast in this Beth Henley mess about mail order brides, "Abundance". Opening night, Amanda hated her wig and cut it up in pieces and threw such a fit they had to hold the house, not letting anyone in for an extra 15 minutes before starting the performance.
Joey Lauren Adams? I doubt it. Parker was on the indie scene way before she was. She wasn't in that many indie films, was she? She was cast in "Chasing Amy" because she was effing Kevin Smith at the time.
I have no hard fast evidence about Tom Cruise being gay, but I remember a few film exec. types in the early early 90's saying that Cruise had met David Geffen at the Roudabout, a hustler bar in NYC, and lived with Geffen for a time, and it was Geffen who introduced Cruise to Francis Ford Coppola. Could be -- probably is -- total and utter crap -- I have no idea, but it sounds juicy.
Man those pics of Katie do look fake! Couldn't someone have gotten Katie better padding? I have seen better fakes on television sitcoms!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:32pm.
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I must have been confused between what I thought was their prenup, was actually a CA law...
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Interestingly enough, Nicole Kidman's kid was born at home and there are many rumors that her sister had her baby! That is actually a pretty rampant rumor about Nic. I always thought Nicole Kidman's pregnancy was pretty fake.
Submitted by mslewis on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 6:05pm.
ITA! I think Suri looks like both parents....now whether Katie actually carried the baby who the heck knows.
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Suri is not Tom's kid and those preggo pictures...Christ! Makes you wonder if she's even Katie's kid...
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Over the years there have been several men who sold stories to the rags about Tom Cruise being their lover. When these men were threatened with a lawsuit, they dropped their claims because none of them could produce proof that they slept with Cruise. One photo would do it and earn them millions. If you cannot produce proof then what you say cannot be true!!! Put up or shut up!!
And, Suri looks exactly like Tom Cruise. I don't care what anybody says, that baby is his baby. I have no idea why Cruise never produced a bio child before Suri, but that kid is his.
Mel, that pregnant Katie pic is FAKER than FAKE!
Was Octomom even that big?
Isn't it possible Jada is bi?
Also, Tom and Travolta are both actors...isn't it possible they are playing at "hating" each other so as not to raise suspicions?
This rumor about Rob Thomas is so old and has already been totally discredited. Remember? He said he'd was more upset that people thought he was a friggin' Scientologist than that he was gay. Dude is straight, maybe Bi at the most(according to some people). Funny that this is being dragged out again the night before the new single from his new solo CD is released. The rumor was slipped onto the internet back when his first solo CD was released four years ago. Coincidence? I don't think so. Get to the bottom of that mystery and you've got a real gossip story.
Did this look like a real pregnancy to you?
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I don't think that Suri has a fake birthday. Had she been born at home, yes then I'd believe it...there are too many people in a hospital that would have to be in on the "conspiricy"...I don't remember ever reading that some "unnamed" source saying they weren't their having their kid...
1) don't think it's WS.. i worked with him, his vibe was genuine homophobe neanderthal/ enormous flatulent ego. he'd have to be an actual actor to convince me that he was acting that shit.
If Will Smith is not gay, why is he married to a lesbian? Tupac Shakur wrote extensively about how Jada Pinket broke his heart, when he found out she was into women. It is a pretty open secret Will and Jada have an open marriage.
Some contracts don't mean crap! I did a green card marriage for money when I was 18 and my stupid fake father-in-law tried to get me to sign a document. I signed it, because it meant nothing! It could not be enforced since it was detailing a criminal act, so I know from experience this is true.
Tommy Boy and John Revolting do not get along from what I have read. I thought Chris Klein was the father of Suri. There were a few blind items about that.
I bet Brooke Shields knows the truth, since Suri and her kid were born on the same day and in the same hospital.
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:32pm.
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I must have been confused between what I thought was their prenup, was actually a CA law...
1) don't think it's WS.. i worked with him, his vibe was genuine homophobe neanderthal/ enormous flatulent ego. he'd have to be an actual actor to convince me that he was acting that shit.
Side note.. i've heard that sexy wrestling is one of the favorite items on TGirl's boy menu.
2) definitely MMcC. He reeks. At a photoshoot i worked on his wardrobe had to be sealed in a box after he took it off to keep it from infecting the other clothes with it's deadly stench. It was a gorgeous calvin klein suede shirt- collection, not the dept store crap. he wore it all of 20 minutes and im sure it had to be burnt later.
Martha Plimpton dated River Pheonix and I beleive she has a kid.
In Cali, you're entitled to community property as soon as you're married. Ten years happens to be the cutoff for a marriage of long duration for continuing spousal support, for social security benies, and for a share of military pensions, but it's no magic date for anything else. I dunno but I bet TC's prenup agreement with Nicole used ten years as some sort of milepost that required him to pay her more.
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Lily Taylor isn't a lesbian. Martha Plimpton might be. I've always wondered, since she is never romantically linked to anyone. But she might just be good at having a privet personal life.
Ione Sky was a big indie movie actress, although she only recently remarried, so that seems unlikely.
I just don't get a gay vibe from Will Smith. Plus to be DL but play a prominent role as a gay man in a movie makes no sense. He just doesn't set the gaydar off....
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Applehead, it wasn't in Tom and Nicole's prenup that she would receive half of his money after ten years, that is a California state law that the wife is entitled to half the estate after ten years of marriage if divorce should occur. The shit in him and Nicole's prenup was most likely confidentiality-related
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Submitted by applehead on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:29pm.
For those of you with the divorce theory, thinking it can't be enforced....remember the Tom & Nicole had a "prenup (ie business arrangement)". He divorced her right before the 10th 0r 11th yr, were she would have gotten a shit load of money had they made it past that time...
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Did that prenup require Nic to remain in the marriage for a set number of years even if she wanted a divorce?
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For awhile I was thinking that even TG isn't crazy enough to orchestrate the whole fake pregnancy thing...but Katie definitely WAS faking pregnancy toward the end and it really doesn't make sense that TG would push the in vitro before they were married.
Tommy Girl really is a fucking freakshow, it takes some balls and probably some delusions to think that you can get away with faking the better half of a pregnancy....even Us magazine was calling out Katie for having a fluctuating and fake looking belly.
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Actually, didn't Britney & Kfat have the same prenup? Only it was like every 2rs or so he'd get more $$ if they divorced
For those of you with the divorce theory, thinking it can't be enforced....remember the Tom & Nicole had a "prenup (ie business arrangement)". He divorced her right before the 10th 0r 11th yr, were she would have gotten a shit load of money had they made it past that time...
Submitted by KidL on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:22pm.
Actually, former COS members have claimed that Travolta and Cruise loathe each other. The latter was not even invited to the memorial service of Travolta's son, Jett. No friendship there!
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