Kelly Bensimon's Titties Are Trying To Quit Her
These pictures of Kelly Bensimon's seizure victim tittays are from September '08, but when I saw them on Best Week Ever and B-Side Blog, I had to share them with you. I know that after you listen to Kelly's sandpaper-on-a-chalkboard voice scream "highly inappropriate" a million times on The Real Housewives of New York, you take an old gym bag into the corner and quietly kick at it while pretending it's Kelly's face. You're not alone in that feeling, because her chichis feel the same. Look at them. They obviously put in a request for a transfer and bitches aren't doing shit until it comes through! They just can't work together. The left one hates the right one and they both hate Kelly's rotten apricot face.
It probably takes 2 body builders and a crane to put a bra on that chest. When they finally get a bra on her, it only holds for a quick minute before it snaps off and goes flying through the room. Those boobies do not want to be contained. They want off that bitch! Move this island!
Here's more of Kelly's rogue breasts with Laird Hamilton, Gabrielle Reece and their kid at an event in NYC last year.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 3:57pm.
Her tittays are farther apart than a seven-ten split.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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What the hell is wrong with this chicks face? And why did she go thru a whole episode trying to cover up the fact that she had a chemical peel gone horriably wrong and act as if noone would notice?
I like Gabriella Reece. Glamazon!
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:26pm.
I don't know wats scarier that 6'8 volleyball chick or Lima Bean Implant
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A 6'8 volleyball chick WITH lima bean implants!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:24pm.
Awww, back atcha hot stuff.
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
She looks cheap as all get-out.
I don't know wats scarier that 6'8 volleyball chick or Lima Bean Implant
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I think it's fucking funny how her ex is so critical of women on America's Next Top Model...now that I know Gilles Bensimon married that thing, he has pretty much zero credibility when it comes to knowing what class and beauty are. Seriously, he's always commenting on women's faces and bodies yet he felt it acceptable to marry some bitch that resembles a tanning-addicted, 55-year old Parker Posey with one of the worst boob jobs I've ever seen on pulic display. There are nicer sets on trannies on who shoot their own titties up with random house cleaning products and dirty syringes.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:19pm.
My bad.
:-)
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Makes you wonder what sorta lens Mr. Bensimon uses...
damn! it's totally what Dorothy asked Blanche.."what mirror do you use?"
Why are you all bitchin about her breasts?
She is a socialite! She has to have designer labels.
Not her fault that Versace is the only one that does boob jobs!
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She had that Frankenstein tit job done on purpose?!
I swear I think these rich bitches actually get the fakest looking titty jobs possible to show the world they can AFFORD it. It's a status symbol. Fake tits are the new black. Better that diamonds.
What an unfortunate choice in wardrobe - the dress accentuates the big gap between her boobs! Turtleneck is right!
That's the worst breast job ever. period. dot!
She is a pretentious cunt with the worst boob job since Posh!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue,
2. Who is that Amazon next to her?
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2. Gabrielle Reece. Olympic gold medalist in beach volleyball. Can't you tell by her medallion? ;)
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Uh, yeah, I knew that.
Actually I didn't know. I mistook the medallion for Kelly's rogue third breast.
My bad.
:-)
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
She's got enough room for a third one in the middle. Eeek.
CHARLES MANSON
LET THEM HANG BABY AND LET THEM DROOP AND SWAY. JUST GET A GOOD FUCKING BRA IF YOU ARE LEAVING THE HOUSE. FAKE TITS SUCK. WHO WANTS TO GROPE A COUPLE OF ROCK HARD CANTELOPES. I CAN GO INTO MY GODDAMN FUCKING REFRIG IF I WANT TO FUCKING DO THAT.
her legs look SUPER scary too...like they were left in the fryer for too long.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:11pm.
1. She needs a Spanx bra.
2. Who is that Amazon next to her?
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2. Gabrielle Reece. Olympic gold medalist in beach volleyball. Can't you tell by her medallion? ;)
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I seriously just want to take a hot pin needle and pop the boob on the right. It looks painful.
And she is a prime example of why I won't have a boob job when I get older...I'm gonna let my tits do whatever they feel like doing. Her body is rejecting the implants and pushing them away, and that's why they look like they are running away from a burning building. If my body rejected my bellybutton ring and pushed it out of the skin, I can't imagine how pissed it would be if I had silicone sacks stuffed int hem.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:11pm.
1. She needs a Spanx bra.
2. Who is that Amazon next to her?
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2. Gabrielle Reese - Pro beach volleyball player
This whole post made me my spit my water - LMAO at this post and her wonky teetays.
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
They look like they hurt. She needs a goddamn bra, the right one is slipping down to her rib area. Goodness! There is no way I would show those rock hard, slipping down to my waist, garbage tittays off. Reality check woman!
I agree with the mirror comments, she cant possibly see what we are seeing. Lets say she doesnt have a mirror...should someone tell her, or tell her to think again about that dress.
No wonder her super-rich photographer ex Gilles Bensimon left her. That woman is seriously crazy. Did any1 see her running in traffic on park avenue in super short shorts. I live in NYC, a real New Yorker does not run in the middle of traffic at rush hour. You're asking to get killed.
On a side note, Kelly is tall and Gabrielle Reese just towers over her. Gabrielle is a true Amazon. Love me sum amazons!!!
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Resistance is Futile!
1. She needs a Spanx bra.
2. Who is that Amazon next to her?
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:07pm.
I was just going to say, it looks like her foot is trying to escape her shoe.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:02pm.
ew, where'd you see her?
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She looks HWAT
you're all just jellis h8terz
I don't think it's body dysmorphia, because I've never heard of a case where the dysmorphic believes they are fucking hot shit when they aren't! It's the other way around...normal people think they are fucking monsters. This bitch is just purely delusional. It's like when I see a 300 pound girl hulking around the mall in crotch eating short shorts and a tube top with no bra. It's the same fucking thing. She probably thinks she has hot perky huge tits that guys love!
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:06pm.
honey i could throw it over my shoulder like a continental soldier.....alright im lying.
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Man Jill wasn't kidding when she said she didn't want to see Kelly's wandering breasts. Wandering is an understatement, those things are on a walk-a-bout or something. No wonder she never wears a "brar".
It's a shame somebody couldn't animate that pic like Tits avi only with her titties running off her body in two different directions.
As if the highway through her chest weren't bad enough, check out her left foot in the 1st thumbnail. That's gotta be about a size 15 foot.
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She must of had implants removed or something...that's some scary shit right there!
Submitted by Provolone: "Id beach my meat on that chest"
That's physically impossible, you know, Provolone.
Those things are too far apart. And no offense, but your meat isn't THAT big. Not even King Kong's is.
Submitted by islandgirl: "Do these bitches have body dysmorphic disorder or something? There's no way they see the same thing in the mirror as what everyone else sees."
That is the ONLY explanation.
And I mean that seriously.
That's some Will Forte shits right there.. that dude is scary!
omg....
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Bitch should be wearing a turtleneck!
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Chile, I said Cha-Cha heels...black ones!
Holy SHIT! If I had a gap the size of a State Highway between my tits, I would NOT be flaunting them.
Id beach my meat on that chest
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Good God those things are terrible. I never noticed them being that bad on the show. I hate this fucking cunt, even more than LuAnn. I really wish I had killed her when I saw her ugly ass last week. Such opportunities do not present themselevs every day...
WOW.. That's just wrong.
Is that Will Forte in a wig next to wonky tittays?
What a mess this woman is... I am so glad I've never seen her. Or ever will! yikes...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
"request for transfer"!!!
we quit this bitch!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
They are very lopsided.
Aha! Jill complained that Kelly needed to wear a "brawr"...mystery solved. There is no way she can work one on that sad, sad chest.