Why Can't All Us Hos Get Along?
Stories like this really makes me hurt for my slut people. Listen to this tragic story: 52-year-old Jo Ellen Nolan recently lost her job, so in order to pay her bills, she took a job peddling her saggy nalgas at Club 1245 in Akron, Ohio. Ole' girl was all ready to make a few bucks so she could take her ass home to a warm compress and a cup of Benefiber, when some trick ass stripper started sassing her!
Jo Ellen said the skank was on her ass, because she didn't want another ho getting in the way of her money. The argument led to the skank beating Jo Ellen with a stiletto! Jo Ellen was taken to the nearest hospital and treated for wounds to her head. Sadly, that was her last day as a titty merchant. She said, "I've learned my lesson. I think I was just being stupid anyway. I just have to go to a temporary service or keep looking for a job. That was just an easy way out and it turned out to be H-E-double-L."
Police are trying to find the other stripper. The only lead they have is that she goes by the name of "Beautiful." With a stripper name like that, she's probably the ugliest bitch in Akron.
Why can't all us whores stick together as one? When another bitch needs you to hold her hair while she's sucking cock in the back room of a club, you do that for her. When she has a tampon string hanging out of her cooch and she's about to shake her shit for a group of creepy ass men, you point that shit out! Times are tough, but you should always help a fellow whore out! Sluts unite!
Source: Fox 8 (Thanks Mia)
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MK, that was beautiful! I love love love you.
Hey, Triscuit, if you're still here... Good luck and don't be scared. You can do this.
"Beautiful" must be a real winner if she was threatened by a 52 year old taking away her business & being competition!
I love the way u tell a story.
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SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:12am.
Awww man, I wish you the best with that. I'll be thinking about you along with all the other whores for the next thirty days. You can do this! *hugs*
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:12am.
well, you're not going alone, we are all behind you and your higher power is ready to step in and help.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:12am.
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Good Luck.
Hey CTH!♥
*I'm scared,going to a 30 day rehab today for (you guessed it) ALCOHOL.*
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Yes,this is MK
this was on my news channel... good ole faux snooze.
btw, this is about forty minutes from where I live.. good times.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
why should hos get along? especially in this recession, beautiful, must have taken on looking on this gorgeous ho to be and decided that she wont. trying to take her money, sometimes you have to put pedoubleper in a hos,g-string,or you gotta beat her with a shoe whatever to stop her from taking your paper. (I keed, I keed).
I know thats right! That aint fitting form to treat a fellow Ho... Shit. Whats happened to comraderie and solidarity?
xo
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 12:46am.
Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 12:41am.
@ Uncle Ashtray
I am SO ashamed....
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Hahahahaha!
Don't be ashamed.........You're cool!
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You're very kind. Normally, I wouldn't make that sort of mistake-I've studied quite a bit of military history. (Last month,my husband gave me a book about the WWI pilot Freiherr von Richthofen for my collection)
trustalways' barfight post made me think of _Jarhead_.Excellent book. In one chapter, Swofford describes an epic barfight after the funeral of a comrade. When the police arrived, they were congratulated for pulverizing "some of the biggest shitbirds in town" instead of arrested.
I prefer "leatherneck" to "Devil Dog". Not even white tie and tails are as beautiful as Marine dress blues.
*Come on, you sons-of-bitches, do you want to live forever?*
Why are peeps in uniforms considered sexy?Wanna dating more hot girls and guys in uniform, you can log on_www.uniformmate.com_
"...she's probably the ugliest bitch in Akron."
Yay, it isn't me anymore!
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Wanna be taken seriously?
Put your fucking clothes on.
@ My neighbor has that Little Tykes shit, too, also a lawn jockey and a boat motor just out in the hallway of our apt. bldg.
@ Uncle Ashtray... If I'd gone into the Marines, it might have been a better match. Maybe I was too wild for the Navy, though we parted amicably.
@ Sheeps and Xerquina... I'm all Sheepish now. ;)
@ TITS... You consistently choose the best avatars, and you've nailed it -- the part where the government is run like a titty bar, especially. My best friends are social workers.
@ ClooneyisMahBoo... "monkeyfighting!!!"
@ Vporterhouse... Pay up, sucka!
Peep my blog, y'all will love it!
http://muchbetterthanworking.blogspot.com
I think Florida is still the capital of freakshow shit:
OAKLAND PARK, Fla. (AP) -- Deputies said a woman in South Florida has faked a miscarriage. The Broward county Sheriff's Office responded an emergency call of a possible miscarriage just before 8 a.m. Tuesday at an Oakland Park apartment. Upon arrival, they learned a woman staged the incident using what authorities described only as "animal tissue."
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Dick happens! - MK
Love the Sanford & Son look in the house, the Little Tykes plastic bin as a dumpster was a nice touch.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 12:41am.
@ Uncle Ashtray
I am SO ashamed....
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Hahahahaha!
Don't be ashamed.........You're cool!
:-)
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
@ Uncle Ashtray
I am SO ashamed....
OMG. OMFG. This is my local news station. BWHAHAH! I saw this shit on my emails- yes- I get emails from my local news station. I'm old like that.
*drive by PCA posting now over...
"She is wearing a fucking banana clip.
She must be destroyed." -- seaclint on Michelle Duggar
I got just 2 words for her - Centrum Silver. Speaking of ancient whores, she still looks better than Lisa Rinna does in my great-grandpa's copy of Playboy.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 11:37pm.
Tigerlilly, please. I have the most badass Medusa stare. At 19 I traveled all over Northern Italy without EVER receiving an inappropriate touch.
I wouldn't fuck with trustalways, though. She might have a "semper fi" tattoo, and I know better than to annoy an ex-Marine.
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FORMER Marine........There's no such thing as an "EX-Marine"
Yeah, I was a Devil Dog!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 9:48pm.
i'm saddened to know there's no such thing as trick etiquette...tricks should love one another...
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GODDAMNIT YOU SKANK ARE YOU CALLIN' US TRICKS RUDE???? *taking off skanked out stripper shoe to beat a bitch with*...Oh you better run....
WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU WHORES LOOKIN' AT????
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Tigerlilly, please. I have the most badass Medusa stare. At 19 I traveled all over Northern Italy without EVER receiving an inappropriate touch.
I wouldn't fuck with trustalways, though. She might have a "semper fi" tattoo, and I know better than to annoy an ex-Marine.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 5:51pm.
Wish song do you think was her theme? Girls, Girls, Girls - Motley Crue
or
Pour some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard?
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Anything by Prince, or the crystal method.
A wise man once told me that Prince was like a kick in the G spot. As if I didn't already know.
I think she'd be a star at Las Vegas night in Boca Raton. *hubba hubba*
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
geez ...they're both kinda sexy...but the stitches are a turn off
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
*shaking head*... what's the strip club world coming to?..
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
If this trick was younger and quicker she could have grabbed her own stiletto's and delivered a nice return beat-down. That's why she's to old for this game.
That whole story is a disaster, much like the apartment. That couch looks like a cousin of the Abandoned Couch, but not as sexy with a Save A Lot bag thrown over the arm. The monkeyfighting citrus punch box waas the stuff of legends. Classic.
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Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 9:48pm.
i'm saddened to know there's no such thing as trick etiquette...tricks should love one another...
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GODDAMNIT YOU SKANK ARE YOU CALLIN' US TRICKS RUDE???? *taking off skanked out stripper shoe to beat a bitch with*...Oh you better run....
WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU WHORES LOOKIN' AT????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I am glad this bitch quit, now another 50 year old stripper can bedazzle the men in
ohio. I am leaving my job and going there to try out!____________________________________________
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trustalways -
If that is a true story, I'll give a Euro and a foodstamp.
I recently posted a new profile at _million airec hats.com_, a millionaire and hot girl dating club. I saw celebs' profile with pictures and blog there..By the ways, i've got many friends including celebrities there, believe me.
for 52 she looks pretty good! As good as Madonna...
I agree with the first commenter...not to hijack the thread, but good God, when is Perez ever going to shut up? His so-called "fame" is so undeserved his commenters literally hate his guts.
Can't wait til his 15 minutes are over. He thrives on the hate, so why don't we all just smother him with kindness (or just smother him) and maybe he'll go away?
i'm saddened to know there's no such thing as trick etiquette...tricks should love one another...
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you see me, bitch....
I have no idea why, but I couldn't help laughing at the box randomly thrown in the background that said "Citrus Punch". If it said "Mother's Animal Cookies", I'd have been dying.
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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 5:52pm.
Off topic, but am I the only one who hopes Perez Hilton's continuous updates on what celebrity supports gay marriage tanks his site? I support gay marriage but I am so tired of him milking his moment in the sun every fucking second of the day. MK is so much more deserving of the fame.
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No, you're not alone! I loathe that man! Just shut the hell up already about it. He's a fascist. If he was in control of our country, he'd probably place anyone against gay marriage or someone who DARES to have a different opinion from his in front of a firing squad. Idiot.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by trustalways on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:07pm.
But it's the best job ever. You can get high, make out in the bathroom, leave early, show up late, take weeks off at a time, tell your boss to go fuck himself and come back as if nothing at all happened. You can start your own business, too, but stripping gives you a taste for being an entrepreneur.
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Hell, yeah - that's what I'm talkin' about!
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pfft swap 'stipper' for 'government employee' and it's suddenly not so unheard of!!
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by trustalways on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:07pm.
Yeah, okay, you MUST comment here more often.
Fuck, you even used proper sentence structure!
ps what's a bald eagle?
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 6:54pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 6:53pm.
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I prefer to think of it as great minds. ;)
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ain't that the strowing eh?
oh yes i did.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Amen, MK, you are so right.
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Submitted by trustalways on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:40pm.
ITA Sheeps best post of the day.
Why do I have the feeling someone here on this site probably knows who Beautiful is?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by trustalways on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:07pm.
"some bitch tried to tip me with a food stamp."
I think I'm in love.
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Submitted by trustalways on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:07pm.
But it's the best job ever. You can get high, make out in the bathroom, leave early, show up late, take weeks off at a time, tell your boss to go fuck himself and come back as if nothing at all happened. You can start your own business, too, but stripping gives you a taste for being an entrepreneur.
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Hell, yeah - that's what I'm talkin' about!
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Submitted by trustalways on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 7:07pm.
That ain't nothing. Best bar fight I was ever in was at 18 when I auditioned at Benny's Dollhouse in Pennsacola, FL.
If that's not Post of the Day, I wanna know which one was better.
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The would-be daggerer says he will only dagger with permission in future.