Wednesday, April 22nd 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Ceiling Eyes For Peta
Once again, Peta has confirmed that they will put any bottom of the barrel ho on one of their ads. This time, it's Ceiling Eyes from The Hills and the Photoshop artists magically moved her eyes to the side, so it doesn't look like she's trying to stare at her forehead to see if her brain has come back yet. Ceiling Eyes is not Ceiling Eyes if she's not looking at the ceiling. Durr.
This ad kind of doesn't work, because everyone knows that when an Audrina Patridge gets her wings, a puppy dies.
She is such a cuttie.I saw her photos at billlionaire personals site________A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m______ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
WTF didn't they kill a few fowl to make those wings or is it fake??
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What kind of an organization chooses diseased Pam Anderson and creepy Ceiling Eyes as its spokespersons? I can't even stand to look at its cheap and tacky ads much less care about its mission. What is its mission anyway?
This is it, PETA! The love is gone. Giving an irrelevant nobody credit is a thing of evil. You are the enemy.
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ugh, her and britney with those long torsos....very unattractive when bared like that
MK, you such a ho! I LUVS you wit yo' bad self...you got this ad RIGHT under the one slamming Peta for malpractice. It's fucking priceless.
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Submitted by michelleb on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:31pm.
Here here. I have one breeder dog and two rescued cats. Some people just want a certain type of dog (personality, coat, gentics), as long as it is not from a puppy mill, then who cares?
I've also had pound pups in my past, they were great too, but I wanted to try something different.
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:25pm.
That's backwards logic. Buying from a breeder just supports the practice & gives them money to breed more. It's not like the breeder's dog accidentally got pregnant, and now they have to adopt out the litter... They purposefully impregnated the dog to sell the puppies.
I understand what you're saying. My sympathy lies with the puppies. It is not their fault that they were bred for sale. Ah, forget it.
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They need to make adopting animals easier. It's far more difficult to adopt a pet than to buy one. So Peta needs to STFU until that situation changes. I decided.
I'm so over this "people who get their animals from a breeder are assholes" bullshit. I do think puppy mills need to be put out of business as well as some of those mall pet stores that buy from them, but I fail to see the issue with quality breeders. Some people want pure bred dogs from lines that have been tested for genetic defects etc. Responsible breeders will not breed unhealthy dogs and their dogs are very well treated. My dog is a "pound puppy" and my cats are street rescued (rescued one kitty who turned out to be pregnant and kept a baby), but I don't think I deserve a fucking medal because of it. STFU Peta, you have lost all credibility.
Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:54pm.
Well I have 8 cats and now, 2 dogs.
I think we are both at maxium pet capacity!
Damn us and our good hearts! Lol!
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I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:54pm.
I heard rain is on the way.......got the ark ready?
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oh...I forgot the 24 new baby ducklings..that will be here in about a month!
I am on critter hiatus for now!
ha Devilgirl...I am at my max in the pet dept. too...anyone want a baby kitten that lives in L.A.?? I have...to date..
A rooster
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9 ducks
3 cats - and 5 newborn kitties (2 weeks old!)
and one lucky ass dog!
all my bunnies (13 at one time) are in bunny heaven...including the stud Buster that you see in my avie!
so top that Ms. Dgirl!!
okay, two things...I got my angel on earth puppy Dixie for FREE...yes FREE...she was in the paper at a local place, and they guy just had too many dogs...totally healthy, and let me tell you she is THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! There may be places that give away dogs...check your local paper. Shelters are feeling the economic pinch as well, so they tend to put you through changes before you adopt. Yes, shelter are better, but at the same time, puppys are beyond special, all puppies they cannot help that they were born in a puppy mill and sent to a pet store. As far as PETA, they have NO TASTE! They used to be an admirable organization, I just don't trust them anymore. They chose the most UNLIKELY and REPULSIVE CELEBUTARDS to promote adoption, etc. I mean Ceiling Eyes...PHUULEEZE!! I see sweet dogs everyday in my hood, but I am WAY out in the country, were dogs are abundant. Anywho, thatis my two cents.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:10pm.
Doesn't PETA euthanize thousands of pets a year that could be saved?
Look, I understand the concept that getting pets from shelters is preferrable. But the poor little fuckers who are the results of breeding didn't ask to be born. If nobody buys these pets, won't they be end up in shelters or be neglected or euthanized?
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That's backwards logic. Buying from a breeder just supports the practice & gives them money to breed more. It's not like the breeder's dog accidentally got pregnant, and now they have to adopt out the litter... They purposefully impregnated the dog to sell the puppies.
Hey PETA, have you ever tried putting a normal person in one of these ads instead of a skanky ho? No? Normal people don't sell? Ooooh, I see. You only have time to rail against one societal norm.
asshats.
That's awesome, angel. I was telling one of my friends (who grew up with a mother who hated pets, and children) that pets are great teachers of forgiveness and unconditional love. Even the abused ones. Most recover and go on to be "the greatest dog/cat we ever had!" "Such a total love!" "Can we get another dog/cat from you?!" Of course, some don't recover from the abuse. That's where the fosterers come in. And after putting in a full week at work, driving all over the countryside, and taking care of animals, I NEED a Foster's or 2 or 3 come Friday night. If I ever teach the fluffinators how to get me a beer from the fridge, I'll let u know.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:52pm.
The shelters like to charge as much as they can to maybe prevent peeps who get it in their head one morning that today they want a puppy. It also costs a lot to take care of animals. When I was fostering I went through loads of food, bowls, blankets, towels, puppy pads, bleach, laundry soap and clorox wipes, not to mention rubber gloves. My vet costs were covered but everything else I paid for myself, and as some of you know, vet costs can be - wooooo!
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Same, but I actually donated it. And had it donated from various places. Our rehoming fees were $100 to *help* cover vet costs but the main goal was to be instrumental in finding a suitable home for the pet. Whenever possible, we tried to involve the entire community in the process, financially speaking. But this was a rescue where the animals were literally taken out of euthanasia rooms.
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The shelters like to charge as much as they can to maybe prevent peeps who get it in their head one morning that today they want a puppy. It also costs a lot to take care of animals. When I was fostering I went through loads of food, bowls, blankets, towels, puppy pads, bleach, laundry soap and clorox wipes, not to mention rubber gloves. My vet costs were covered but everything else I paid for myself, and as some of you know, vet costs can be - wooooo!
> Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula:
> We want to get a dog for our boys for their
> birthdays next month so I just checked out the
> local rescue. There is an application process
> WITH fee, an interview, a home inspection AND
> they have to observe our entire family with the
> animal in the foster home before we're granted
> the approval to shell out $250-$300 they
> require for adoption fees.
I volunteer with a breed rescue, so let me attempt to shed some light on this...
When dogs come into our rescue, each one has a story and comes with baggage. They could be from a puppy mill, from an elderly owner who can no longer care for them, a family who's fallen on hard times, or turned in as a "stray". The stray status, all too often, is a lie.
About 1 in 1000 dogs is turned in with current vet records, all its shots and a clean bill of health. The other 999 require a visit to a local vet. Vets charge rescues and fosters money (they usually volunteer for shelters, but not rescues). There may or may not be a discount (usually not). One dog can rack up anywhere from $300 (exam plus shots) to over $3000 in vet fees if the dog has problems. All too often they do.
Owners relinquish Dogs for many medical reasons. Dogs are turned in with tumors, or bladder stones, or ACL tears, and the rescue is expected to fix this. Sometimes they turn in elderly dogs because they don't have the guts to see their loving companion through that final journey.
Dogs come in with trust issues. They come in fearful of children because the children they lived with were never taught how to properly coexist with an animal. They come in emaciated. They come in with skin allergies because they were fed bad food. They come in after having been left outside 24/7, so they never learned potty training or were socialized. These are the things the foster families work hard to alleviate.
Not all rescues charge a fee simply for applying. Some do, and the fees are set aside as a "deposit" toward the adoption fees. Why? Well, do you know what it's like for a group of fosters to try to perfectly match a dog to a family, only to make the call and be told the family got a dog somewhere else? I know what it's like, all too well. Hours of angst and work down the drain. A non-refundable application fee helps prevent that.
The home inspection is a necessity. After weeks, months, or sometimes years of getting a dog back on track, we want to make certain that a family's not just going to tie the dog up outside or shove it in the basement. We don't care how clean the house is, we just want assurance that the dog will be a loved family companion.
Observing the family in the foster home is another necessity. We have the family come to a place the dog is comfortable and relaxed. We want to see if your kids will pet and play with the dog, or smack and strangle it. Speaking of kids, if we bring the dog to your home, then for some reason have to deny the application, we don't want your kids crying because the nasty person took "their" doggie away. It's easier emotionally if you come visit us.
We want to see if the dog has an adverse reaction to anyone in your family. The dog might not like your husband, your wife, your kids -- for reasons that no one might ever know -- and nothing against you, but we're not going to place that particular dog in your home. On the other hand, it might be a complete love connection with a family who knows how to interact with a dog, and that's what we pray for.
Uvula, if you have any questions, I'll be glad to answer them. If it's a matter of the fee itself, if it's too much, the local humane shelters and animal controls usually charge only about half that. Those dogs aren't fostered, though, they only get basic evaluations -- so you don't really know what you're getting or if they have any adverse triggers.
It's really up to you, and I hope you get a dog that becomes a loving part of your family for the rest of its life.
PS: Everyone knows by now that PETA KILLS ANIMALS, so this is just another piece of their starlet hypocrisy propaganda.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:16pm.
my fukcing keyboard is all fuked up
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turn it upside down and spank it.
also try running something slim like a toothpick along the length of the space between keys to get hair out.
I love cleaning my keyboard - always fun.
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PETA is a despicable organization that does more harm than good. They illegally dumped many euthanized animals in local dumpsters here in the Hampton Roads area...animals that they had in their "care", animals that they were not authorized to euthanize. They also advocated the destruction of Michael Vick's pit bulls, btw. Most of his dogs were not lost causes and are either being fostered or outright adopted. IIRC, only two or three of them were either too ill or too violent to rehabilitate. Why anyone takes stock in anything PETA says is beyond me. I'm all for adopting dogs from shelters or rescue groups (I adopted my second dog from a rescue organization), but people can and do decide to buy animals from breeders, as is their right. PETA should expend some of their massive wealth towards investigating shady puppy mills and breeders, instead of terrorizing people on their way to the circus, or paying ad execs big $$$$ to come up with a new name for fish.
my fukcing keyboard is all fuked up and I have to look over every fucking post or there are like 5 letters missig every time. fuck this day.
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Submitted by JoMama on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:52pm.
You can go to Petfinder.com, find a shelter in your area & search by breed, age, needs, etc. It's a great way to find a dog!
Puppy mills are awful & they engage in irresponsible breeding resulting in dogs with health problems who then end up in shelters b/c people don't want to deal with them. I have a purebred bought from a reputable breeder, but I volunteer @ an animal shelter, so there are plenty of dogs & cats
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yeah, the pint is, if people stopped buying from pet stores, puppy mills would go out of business.
so the few lives you save by buying a the pet store are really pertetuating the abuse many more.
Im not going to lambast anyone for buying from a pet store, but I will say it supports bad breeding practices.
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What a horrible picture! The look and expression on her face is just awful.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Adopting in Louisiana means buying. The humane shelter made me pay for my kitten and then gave me some story that if she dies I don't get my money back. I didn't know to ask for money back, nor did I assume she would die. Three years later she hasn't. Just another horrible act of the Louisiana hospitality I guess.
Doesn't PETA euthanize thousands of pets a year that could be saved?
Look, I understand the concept that getting pets from shelters is preferrable. But the poor little fuckers who are the results of breeding didn't ask to be born. If nobody buys these pets, won't they be end up in shelters or be neglected or euthanized?
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Okay one more gripe I swear LOL I'm sure it's been said before but all those Peta celebuskags wear very expensive designer leather shoes & handbags[there may be a few exceptions but not many]so they need to practice what they preach.
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:46pm.
Humane Societies should work for children instead since there seem to be more problems with foster homes.
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Another great point. Foster care should put half their energy into checking out potential parents!
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Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:57pm.
Same here! I shouldn't have gone to the pet store I suppose but after I held my baby there was no way I was going to let him live at that pet store. I wish I had a farm & the money to care for more animals.
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We got our doggie from the shelter for 50 bucks he is cute and really well behaved except hes really lazy lol
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:51pm.
I agree with you there too angel. There should be strict laws on breeding dogs but any old yayhoo with dollar signs in their eyes can breed dogs with all kinds of problems, effing up the breed standard and it makes me so mad. The whole system needs an overhaul imho. Animal care shouldn't have to cost to much either, but shit we could write a whole book on that!{Human healthcare too for that matter}.
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I think the adoption fee includes their shots, spaying or neutering and a physical, since people often take the pet and run then forget all about it. Check and see if the fee is all-inclusive.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:38pm.
We want to get a dog for our boys for their birthdays next month so I just checked out the local rescue. There is an application process WITH fee, an interview, a home inspection AND they have to observe our entire family with the animal in the foster home before we're granted the approval to shell out $250-$300 they require for adoption fees.
Yeah put me in the bad pet owner's club, too, I got my Lhasa from a pet store because I fell in love at first site. I just wanted the dog. It's not the animal's fault where they come from, so why should they be punished? I did go to the pound a few times, but I didn't find a dog that clicked. It just happened when I saw Mitzi.
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You can go to Petfinder.com, find a shelter in your area & search by breed, age, needs, etc. It's a great way to find a dog!
Puppy mills are awful & they engage in irresponsible breeding resulting in dogs with health problems who then end up in shelters b/c people don't want to deal with them. I have a purebred bought from a reputable breeder, but I volunteer @ an animal shelter, so there are plenty of dogs & cats who need homes. :)
On topic, if MK hadn't told me that was Audrina, I never would've guessed.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:48pm.
I'm an asshole, I bought one of my dogs from a pet store. Those dogs need to live too so fuck it.
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You know I tend to agree with that. They do have to live, too - the damage is already done. My ONLY problem is that the damage all began becuz someone, somewhere said "fuck it" it the first place.
I really don't know how to fix it now but I know what I would have done back then.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:38pm.
We want to get a dog for our boys for their birthdays next month so I just checked out the local rescue.
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There are usually different types of rescues, right? - you can search them by breed...? Craigslist is often a good place to search inexpensively...if you know how to check out a dog yourself...and request recent vet records, etc...
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I'm an asshole, I bought one of my dogs from a pet store. Those dogs need to live too so fuck it. People are so gung ho over animals livng, staying alive at any cost, no kill this & that but never say anything about the dogs & cats already alive at the pet stores. What's supposed to happen to those animals? I really don't give a shit what anyone thinks of where I got my animals. They are cared for, spayed & neutered so all the anti-pet store people can kiss my ass. Peta is so full of shit they stink & seeing this skank rep them is a joke.
What a great topic. Weeeee!
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ISMU- yeah, I know, it is so expensive to adopt, especially a puppy. It's intrusive, too. They make you fill out an app, call all your references and even come visit your house to see if it is suitable. I mean, seriously, why would I want to put myself through that for a dog? I've got nothing to hide but still. Humane Societies should work for children instead since there seem to be more problems with foster homes.
I live out in the middle of nowhere and do animal rescues here. Pets need to be taken out of abusive situations and driven to the vet or the nearest shelter, and yes - we ferry our purebreds to the rescues. I can also think of one purebred rescue that's just "Purebred Rescues" - they'll take in any breed. They screen well and adopt the animal back out.
I've had purebred dogs that were awesome pets and mutts that were awesome pets. Purebred doesn't mean it's a better animal, mentally or physically.
And of course you guys know better than to buy from backyard breeders.
We want to get a dog for our boys for their birthdays next month so I just checked out the local rescue. There is an application process WITH fee, an interview, a home inspection AND they have to observe our entire family with the animal in the foster home before we're granted the approval to shell out $250-$300 they require for adoption fees.
I know they're non profit and the foster homes are volunteer, but it's not like my local Humane Society is really an option for us like I posted before and given the cost of adopting, I can see how some people would say fuck it and spend the same amount of money buying a dog and not having to go through the hoops and scrutiny of it all.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
i got my tiki baby from family who let their dogs have a litter before fixing. i still feel almost guilty that we didn't rescue instead, but i feel better that we know exactly where she came from and that she was never a profit puppy, and dog #2 will absolutely be a rescue. and she is the best motherfucking dog ever, i think i'm dog spoiled now... best temperament/attitude/smarts, who needs a kid!! bring on the dogs.
oh, and FUCK PETA
I used to be involved in basset rescue in CA. Believe me- any kind of pure bred dog you want you can get from a rescue. Most rescues rely on "foster" homes who take in the dog and evaluate its temperment and suitability. I fostered a female basset who was loving and sweet but wasn't fond of kids so we found her a great home with a retired couple. A lot of times the older dogs make great pets because they're house-trained, done with the chewing shoes phase and just want a stable environment. Another great thing about adopting a rescue is that the dog has most likely been assessed by a vet so you know right of the bat if there are medical issues. I could go on (and on and on) but you get the picture :)
The puppy has 'ceiling eyes', however.
Um xerquina, Perez only gets talked about here when he's being called out for fuckery like copying MK verbatim. I'm pretty sure most people here don't go to his site. You'll never see anyone sing his praises here, so I'm really not too worried that we're giving him the "attention he craves". Especially since he deletes all negative posts on his site and bans anyone who says anything he doesn't like.
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That is really nice of you to keep the dog. Some shelters have a foster program, and I think that's a nice solution. Certainly a better alternative to what Whatever described. It's a sad reality, though. More people should spay and neuter pets.
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Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 12:39pm.
The latest dog that made it's way to my home was someone's pet and I now suspect they purposely dropped him off at my place. I asked the local humane society if I brought him over and he was not adopted would they call me and I would take him back and they said "NO!" and they could not guarantee he would not be euthenized! So he is now my little headache!
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That is weird they would not let you take him back if he was not adopted. The local animal shelter I volunteer at will let people take their pets back if they get sick or are not suitable for adoption. The sad thing is they do sweeps and take older animals and euthenize them during the spring and summer to make room for all the kittens and younger cats that are dumped at the shelter daily. That is nice of you to give so many animals a nice home. :)
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