Dog The Bounty Hunter Almost Got Shot!
The co-star of your panty creaming dreams, Dog the Bounty Hunter, was shot at while trying to capture a dude wanted for murder! Police say it went down yesterday evening at an apartment complex in Colorado Springs, CO. Dog and his crew showed up with paintball guns to defend themselves. What the hell were they going to do? Get all Picasso on the murderer's ass?
Sadly for them, the suspect, 35-year-old Hoang Nguyen, had a gun and started shooting. But luck for him, Nguyen missed. Nguyen then escaped on a motorcycle, but was later caught by police at a Toys 'R Us.
Dog had a TV crew with him, but they missed the whole thing.
You know, Nguyen probably wasn't trying to kill a bitch. Dog's hideous mullet from Hell was burning Nguyen's eyes, so he was trying to shoot off the bottom of it. That's it. Oh and fortunately, not a weave strand was harmed on the always beautiful and precious Beth Chapman.
Source: ABC7 News Denver
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Dammit Hoang, how much fuckin practice do you need to hit that fat bastard? I hope you don't think I'm still gonna pay you!
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"Almost"? shit!
Alert me when he is SHOT AND KILLED.
That's when I'll care!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
I thought Dog carried real guns? Why didn't the TV crew catch ANY of this?
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The ugliest cast on television..thats why I love to watch it.The hair,clothes..eerything is so hideous.. I love it.
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Picasso or is it Jackson Pollack?! And if that doesn't work, Beth can Mary Kay the bail jumper. The Dog crew needs a spray to neutralize their skank, that would help with their element of surprise.
They were trying to poach the possum off his head! That bouffant mullet has GOT to go.
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I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Why do I keep seeing this man everywhere? He's so uninteresting.
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Dog - king of the combover mullet. Trump, you've got competition. Step it up.
Wellll, since the whole show is scripted, why would they have this on tape! I love Beth, tho, she's got the moxie in that family!
I'd say the last thing you should do is show up to capture a murderer while carrying fake guns. That only leads to one-sided gunplay.
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Ha, what a dumbass! Proud to say I've never watched this shit show...
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Dog's sporting some dangerous moobs.
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Watching Dog in HD is the stuff nightmares are made of...you could grate cheese on the guys forehead!!
I know he has some strong ass hair, but no mention of the phone holder on the belt MK? It's at the front no less!
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God the Bounty Hunter.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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Aquanet =P
he wears all that fake hair...that is so fuking gross!
......celebrities are vile!
Boooooo! Too bad that guy had such shitty aim. I resent that Dog's big-tittied fat wife has my name. Fuck her too.
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I wonder how Dog gets all that height on his hair. Bitch sure knows how to work the mousse.
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Damn, I thought you said he GOT SHOT!. Now that would make my day.
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
I never realized this before, maybe it's his open shirt , but..
Dog has a butterface bod! He'd be rockin with a bag over his head.
Does that make me a sick person?
I'm calling my therapist now.
WTF - Toys R Us? After meeting Dog, he decided he needed a paintball gun too?
Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 8:50am.
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He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
shut the smirf up, that happened to me awhile back. i stopped trying to log in after a couple of days.
Who cares?
cover your tittahs, dude.
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He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I was wondering why the dumbfuck had to haul his ass to Toys R Us, but Mother Superior answered that question. I bow at her altar.
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Speaking about same shit different ep: don't forget they get the purp to stomp on that evil ice pipe.
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I'm surprised MK didn't say anything about the cellphone on the belt.
Oh please, isn't that all part of the job? I'd think he'd get shot at ALL the time. I mean, we're talking about criminals here. I knew a guy that was a repo man, and HE got shot at all the time.
Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 8:32am.
LOL I remember that. This whole bunch are fucking drama queens.
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Does anyone remember that episode where they were somewhere in the mainland on someone's property and the dude (who was huge) stepped forward and little leland tried to jump him and got his ass pummeled to the ground lololololol
they tried to say it was leland who knocked him down, video says he fell lol
I love how this is tagged animals haha
I love how Hoang was so disturbed upon seeing Dog, that he had to go to a toy store to fix his mess-up mind. Sweet Koreans :)
Do they even have jurisdiction up that ho? Last I heard they were sued for something being somewhere they had no place being.
ALMOST? meh, too bad..
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Hehehehe....that picture makes his hands look reeeeeeaaaally small! And we all know what they say about the size of a man's hands and the size of his....well....
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 8:15am.
Oh hell YES, I'd hit Leland every which way too.
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Fuck this pussy-assed show.
Same shit, different episode:
Someone jumps bail.
Beth or Dwayne start a bitch storm about all the bad-ass shit they are going to do to them and how DANGEROUS the person is.
They talk a person *close* to the bounty into revealing where they really are.
Beth and Dwayne fight via phone on the way there.
They say a prayer which that shit is bogus/fake.
They beat on the door, Beth starts preaching about how they put up their money to bail them and NOTHING remotely dangerous happens. Dwayne acts like a bad-ass then tries to be buddies with the person and gives them a cigarette.
They drop the person off at jail and Dwayne acts like he gives a shit telling them to call him if they need something.
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I'm sure Beth's boobs would have deflected the shot anyway.