HoHan Is Back On The Peen
HoHan is making up for lost times. Now that HoHan has put her pussy poundin' ways behind her for now, she's trying to stuff as much dick into her firecrotch as possible. That's what friends tell Page Six anyway. Since HoHan and SamRo are no longer partners in pussy, she has been sliding up to wang every night.
One friend said HoHan has been regularly talking to Kellan Lutz from Twilight and 90210. Last time I cared, Kellan was rubbing taints with AnnaLynne McCord. But Kellan isn't the only piece HoHan is up on. Friends also say she's two Cheeto steps closer in becoming the new old Brit Brit Spears, because she's been hanging out with 41-year-old British pap Chris Jepson. Last week, the two went into a bathroom together at a party and didn't come out for a while.
I'm sure they were just discussing the important works of ABBA while dusting each other's noses off with a little fairy dust, because Chris Jepson is a card carrying member of the Big 'Mo Club. Take a gander at Chris' MySpace. That is a dude who loves a warm peen lying against his nipple in the morning. The only thing HoHan was probably sucking up on Chris was a line off his titty cleavage.
HoHan needs some salchicha in her life, but not the kind that goes weepy after it busts. She needs the kind that's best served with some chili and melted Velveeta. Bitch needs to eat a salchicha in a bad way. Shit, throw a stuffed pancake on it! HoHan is the spitting image of Nancy, a straggly neighborhood alley cat who would lick an ass for a fish head. I've tried to save Nancy before, but she's a pussy of the streets and wants to stay that way.
Here's HoHan with The Curious Case of Ali Lohan buying eyeglasses or some shit. Good, maybe HoHan will put on her new eyeglasses, take a hard look in the mirror and realize she needs to do something fast before her only offer is to headline a donkey show in Tijuana.
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Am I the only one who thinks Ali looks pregnant in a couple of those pix, especially the second one? I'm not saying that women should be uber-skinny or that any kind of abdominal bump is a pending baby, but it looks too exaggerated (especially considering how thin the rest of her is) to be food bloat.
She is such a cuttie.I saw her photos at billlionaire personals site________A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m______ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Submitted by Frybread on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 8:00pm.
Why would any man want to get involved with this whore? She's a narcissist and addict whose sexuality is who knows where.
The only thing her kind is good for is a cum bucket and nothing more.
Yes I'm afraid that "cum bucket" is her future.Lmao!
Can they just make a movie called Cum Bucket?
I guess Lindsay will be going through dick faster than Kirstie Alley at an all you can eat buffet.
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
This is scary sad. She needs an intervention.
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Kate Gosselin (from Jon and Kate has Mom hair) just a slightly funkier version.
lilo is making my skin crawl...
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you see me, bitch....
Linds has given up lesbianism and told James Haven that she will never again share her thongs with another woman! Linds told James Haven that Sammy was a publicity whore, a egomaniac and a blanket hog!
She said that she decided to try her hand at being a gayelle because she was tired of how men treated her. She wanted to know if James Haven had any inside connections because her career is saggier then her Britney's boobs. Poor Lindsay will she make a comeback or will she forever be cursed?
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Why would any man want to get involved with this whore? She's a narcissist and addict whose sexuality is who knows where.
The only thing her kind is good for is a cum bucket and nothing more.
I wonder if real L.A. dykes are fed up with lesbiain'ts like this ho, Paris, Heche, Jolie, GaGa and of course, Vadge. This fuck-gender-when-I'm-on-a-bender nonsense just gives the Miss Californias of the world ammo when they spout off on gay issues.
By the way, has there been any male celeb who has switched back to women in a public manner after a "gay phase"?
Hey, bleeding hearts. This bitch is a coke whore, not an anorexic. She doesn't skip food because she has a distorted body image or control issues. She skips food cause she's amped out of her feckin skull. Just sayin.
Submitted by Katt on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:35am.
Off topic: good luck in the job search, Audrey!
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Thanks! I need some luck! :)
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no matter how much she 'cleans' up , she still looks sort of skanky...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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She looks pretty straggly, like how I did after getting off meth. Yuck Blohan get it together already for chrissakes! Your sister is looking almost better than you and she looks at least 40!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Someone make her eat a tub of Crisco!
YIKES! she looks like a POW. all ematiated with long, stringy, scraggly hair. She belongs in DETOX.
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel
These two are all kinds of fug.
uff, lindsay looks like death
Peens have wallets and wallets have money.
everyone is saying this hoodrat is broke but don't hair and cocaine cost money?
I love the hair threadjack! These comments are bringing up an interesting point: I never thought that most of the DListed bishes might be the wymyns. This is sounding like a downright Jezebel thread! Or maybe the geighs and mens are just not into LL anymore ... anyway ... VAGINA POWER!
I can finally relate to a celebwhore!-- Sagging sideboob!!!!
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I assume Blowhan's Momager (Dread Cunt Dinasaurus) has purchased a coffin?
Even a cold bitch like myself can see Blowhan has nearly 2 feet in the grave.
Additional: They're both allegedly under 35? Ali and Lilo look the same age as their Mom.
Lovely...Body by Auschwitz
Whoa hold on a gosh darn minute!Lindsay is truly sick! This is a cry for help & attention, and she is desperately hoping that Sam notices, that she's back to being anorexic again.This is a vicious disease that may or may not be cured,it can strike anytime at any age, I hate those who say eat a sandwich or a steak, She needs psychotherapy and rehab ASAP. She will not go away, and will continue to spiral downward without it. Can you imagine being reassured by your fifteen year old sister constantly that she is still a star, and don't listen to what people say, Sam will call you'll see, She needs help.
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Hey guys, is my ribcage a little too "Hey look at me!"?
God, when is this girl going to get cured of desperation to stay famous? She'll be shaving her head in no time.
I bet Lufti is dying for her number.
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
1. Invest in a good supportive bra. Your tits will thank you in about 5 years.
2. Lay off the drugs.
3. Go away.
4. When all else fails, OD already!
Wow - back on the cocaina hardcore, I see. She's skin and bones and looks likes he did when she used to hang out with Nicole Richie back in the day (when Nicole Richie looked like that/kinda still looks like that). Disgusting.
I have one of those cuts that longer in the front, like chin length, and gets shorter towards the back. I put little barrettes and clips and take good care of it (always washed, blowdried, etc), so it doesn't look like mom hair.
Her eyes are so vacant and dead looking- that along with her thin-ness are frightening...
Does she not own a bra? Or anything that can give those bags of pennies some support?
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No-one can give me the air that's mine to breathe.
Go away SKANK, Go away SKANK
oh I started the hair thing and then left.. Ive been sucked in at Ian Undercover.
HOHAN. METH. COCK. HOOKER TITS. FORNARINA.
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Off topic: good luck in the job search, Audrey!
On topic: Maybe I'm setting a lil too high of hopes for Blohan, she was the twisted mind behind those hooker leggings after all...but the red hair is a step in the right direction. Long hair can be really pretty IF it's taken care of and IF it fits the person wearing it. Texture-wise, Blohan's hair is wayyyy too fine and completely fucked from all the dyeing. Not to mention, she's so emaciated and cracked-out looking the cut is just too severe. To rock the long hair, it helps to have the body of a WOMAN.
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When all you consume is cocaine, you don't even have to try to be ano. The weight just falls off naturally. People who are that coked up barely even notice.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
She clearly ano. You don't go from the curvy "Mean Girl" to this skeleton rat thing naturally. I can't stand her, and I kind of want to see her fail. Is that wrong?
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Douchechill!
She might be back on the peen again, but she is also back to being Annie-rexic. Sheesh, have a freaking sandwich!
Curious Case of Ali Lohan?!? BWAH!!! Bitch is fug & needs to brush her hair...
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
iHeart
so did my sister HAHAHAHA!
but I had it in my late 20's :/
I HATED IT! and almost killed the guy.
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PLEASE WEAR A FREAKING BRA!!!
Submitted by Rishkin on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:01am.
BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! I had a Mrs. Brady cut in 4th grade. No one in my family will ever let me live that one down!
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Submitted by Bella on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:08am.
What is "mom hair"?
Carol Brady has mom hair..hahahaha!
so did I when the guy gave me that hair cut :(
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Kellan Lutz is the hotness. My attraction to him however would decrease if he starts messing with Hohan...sick.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Rishkin- just past the shoulders is a good length. Not too short and not too long!
Between the stringy ridiculous extensions, the bones, paleness and the paranoid look, she looks like a nocturnal crackhead little mermaid. OD and die already, Ariel.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
What is "mom hair"?
I need a good rant. Bear with me. So, on the topic of hair...
I know this unemployed backwoods bitch that thinks she's hot shit for a number of reasons. The first reason(s) being that she somehow managed to snag a financially successful man at an early age, got him to marry her, and had two kids with him in quick succession.
The second reason being that she has long hair, down to her waist, which she tosses around like it's a shimmering blanket of beauty...NOT. The problem is that AT LEAST the last foot of hair growth is damaged beyond repair. It is dull, with split ends to boot, and is begging to be put out of its misery. She does not color her hair, as she believes that would just be insulting to God himself, therefore leaving her naturally light ash brown (emphasis on the ash part, it's nearly grey) to gag people. Even with her moral objection to hair dye, she does not have any problem with wearing a 1/2" thick layer (NO JOKE) of foundation, mascara, blush, and other sundry makeup products. I guess Jesus Christ would excuse stripper make up if, and only if, one does not color/highlight their precious mane.
The last time I saw her, she had her hair in a pony tail, with the aforementioned damaged ends curled with a large barrelled curling iron. The curls appeared to have been sprayed with AquaNet PRIOR to curling, if you catch my drift. I couldn't help but stare. I just sat there while she was talking about her enthralling life as a stay at home mother, mall-walking with her babies in a double stroller and all, imagining lopping off the entire damned ponytail with a giant pair of hedge trimmers. It gave me great pleasure, and kept me from wringing her neck for being such a stuck up bitch.
End rant. *just breathe Audrey, just breathe*
Excuse my bitchiness today. I'm looking for a job, and it is sucking ass.
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Good lord! Someone give her a steak and some cake! THat girl is disgustingly thin...
Lindsay is rapidly sliding into "Don't Update Me Until She OD's" territory.
It's plain that she can't see that this is no time for more partying and random dick. This could be her last chance to salvage her career.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson