The First Lady Of Camerooon And A Dirty Poon
Who is responsible for this dark-sided fuckery right here? Off with their head and throw it into a wicker basket! Obviously, nobody briefed The First Lady of Camerooon, Chantal Biya, that she was posing next to thee most diseased and disgusting boils on humanity's asshole. Although, Chantal is giving Wonky McValtrex the "My private lion den is starting to itch and you're to blame" side-eye, so she might know what's up. Camer-ooooouch.
Poor Chantal. Think of all the crotch maggots that have crawled out of Wonky's acid-spewing black hole and made their way into Chantal's luscious mane of wonder. Chantal better stop by Hazmat to cleanse herself of Wonky's stank before she makes her way back to Africa.
Here's the most glamorous woman in the world and the most wretched piece of trash in the world at The First Ladies of Africa event in Beverly Hills last night. I mean, what in pussy rotting Hell was Wonky doing there?
While I can't deny the absolute 1980s glamour of the First Lady's hair, why is her face so...yellow? Seriously. It's not even the same color as the rest of her skin.
Then again, back in the 80s, my mom, who's nearly as fair-skinned as myself, used to be in denial about it and instead bought foundation in the shade she wished her skin was, and so would always have a visible orange line where her chin met her neck. Le sigh. Fortunately, she's moved past that.
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oh, and i am positive i missed someone comment on miss africa's cholita eyebrows.
she reminds me of tammy faye bakker or zsa zsa or sumpfin'
no way, the two of them look like a good match...please, just because whoever is some first lady of a totally corrupt african country...it doesn't mean that she is not deep.
that ho is probably more vapid than paris, she just doesn't have her own reality tv show yet. she probably does bong hits while her slave girls polish her gold toliet seats.
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sheer glamour plus sheer skankiness equals fuckery...why are these two hanging out together?
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First Ladies of Africa...and Paris Hilton...hmm...why am I so scared and sad all of the sudden....?
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Agreed, what is Paris Hilton doing there, but then what is a First Ladies of Africa event doing in Beverly Hills?? Take care of your people first, Assholes.
We'll need to hold a fundraiser to obliterate Cameroon's Wonky epidemic before it becomes a full blown pandemic and wipes out the country's entire henna crop.
That is just plain wrong. The sparkling light that is First Lady Chantal Biya should not be fraternizing with such trash. Paris Hilton should be sweeping her pathway for her.
Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:05pm.
parasite would show up to any event with cameras. She loves having that beak and wonk eye photographed for some reason.
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Right? It's like her life plan is to end up lonely and bitter and surrounded by pictures of herself from happier days. The tragic celebrity ending...she got it all figured out! Then she will live on in history forEVA! (It's for this kind of thing that the saying "Be careful what you wish for" was popularized.)
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Paris reminds me of that Kelly bitch with the runaway titties in that she has total delusions about her appearance. Kelly enjoys flaunting the canyon between her breasts in tacky designer dresses. Paris enjoys flaunting her deformed face, manly body, and gargantuan limbs in front of cameras more than life itself. Paris has to be around women with prettier faces and nicer bodies constantly, yet she still somehow deludes herself into thinking she is the most beautiful petri dish on earth. It's always the ugliest bitches that have such over confidence, and the really pretty ones usually are mroe reserved.
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parasite would show up to any event with cameras. She loves having that beak and wonk eye photographed for some reason.
Woah. Cameroon must be rolling in gold dust, because her face looks like 18 karats. Her hair, on the other hand, looks like 18 tons of unbeweavable talent.
It's been such a long time since i heard anything about Wonky. I was starting to get used to the idea of never seeing this ostrich again. Fuck.
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I know this is going against the grain and against most things I've ever said about this skank but she actually looks pretty good here.
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LMAO! More like Camaruined.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
...even being bald would look better than that damn wig...
OMFG I love this woman! Her mane is friggin gawgeous! What a hot bitch!
Paris is a nasty skallywag (sp?).
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:40am.
I would love to see this First Lady sans fard
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I'd like to see her sans wig. I bet you she's nearly bald underneath.
I would love to see this First Lady sans fard
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see her again,she is hot,you can find many hot girls on__classymingle.com___. They are looking for wealthy lovers.so if you are single, what are you waiting for..
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hilton was there to spread the brand. these folks are smarter than we often think. well, in terms of $$ anyway. also of note, check out the sponsors of that event. wtf?
i read the other day in a turkish to english rag that hilton hotel bookings have tripled in parts of the globe since paris burst her nasty nut all over the whole wide world...and now even CAMEROOON!
he's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the...
dick
LMAO re: paris "the most diseased and disgusting boil on humanity's asshole" hilton
wow, my boodles, mk, is on FIRE today!
Someone should play those racist comments that Wonky made for the First Lady. She how she likes her then.
Parasite was invited because of her vast knowledge of STD's. She's an expert on the subject.
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What was Wonky doing there, you ask? Because there were going to be cameras there, dahling, and she MUST have her picture taken daily so she stays relevant. Snerk. Also, that dumb bitch would go to the opening of a napkin, fer cryin out loud.
The First Lady of Cameroon is rocking the hell out of that bouffant hair do...me likey!!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
In that fourth thumbnail, her head looks like a fucking sunflower!
Holy Aqua Net!
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Kee-rist. So much tacky. Bring back the Unicorn Grandma!
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wow. the hair is wow.
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MK's intense hatred of Wonky always brightens my day!
Sidenote: That is some hair, yessiree.
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this is the 1st time in weeks that Paris hasn't looked ridiculous. I like what she is wearing, and her hair/makeup look good.
that being said, she is a fucking asshole, who needs to drop dead.
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Wonky always tries to attend events where the people don't realize how vile she really is.
Damn. You know you're a crazy hot mess when Paris Hilton looks good next to you.
Speaking of hair, look at this bitch's!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:15am.
Seriously, snowy! One pose. Period.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Why is fucking Paris Hilton still around?!?!!?!?
Good Lord, I'm sure the people of Cameroon are glad to be impoverished so that Chantal can afford this look.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Anyone notice on RuPaul's Drag race that he says evrytime..."You must show the judges your Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent".
Loca you need to show your C.U.N.T.....lol
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Wonky looks cute here. I hate myself for saying that.
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UGH. Who keeps inviting Parasite to these things? Nice try covering up the wonky eye with the hair, dumbass. FAIL.
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you wanna see Mom hair? that's some Mom hair right there, ever since Wonky cut her hair she's aged about 20 years. So sick of that same old pose too, reminds me of yesterdays same face pics.
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Yes, I love how the, say, 25 or 30 "First Ladies of Africa" get to party in swank luxury with Paris Hilton in Beverly Hills while most of the rest of the continent dies of starvation, AIDS, and CIVIL FUCKING WAR. These Ceauşescu cunts should be lined up against a wall and shot.
Is wonky going for the dollar store skank version of princess di? shes such a cum dumpster
CAMEROOOOOON!
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Penis is sooooo several years ago. With all that money you'd think she'd do something about that dewdrop at the end of her conk wouldntcha. She so dumb.
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Cheers! I've been waiting for an opportunity to tie Wonkey's gunboats in with the pirates!
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ha ha Deb good one!
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remember? she was supposed to go to Africa after jail? ahahahahahhahaa hopefully Chantal will take her there
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"The First Ladies of Africa" event? In Beverly Hills? Was Mrs. Idi Amin invited? What about the Somalian First Lady?
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:09am.
Wonky's there because she's donating her old shoes to Somali pirates without boats.
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