Wednesday, April 22nd 2009

The First Lady Of Camerooon And A Dirty Poon

Who is responsible for this dark-sided fuckery right here? Off with their head and throw it into a wicker basket! Obviously, nobody briefed The First Lady of Camerooon, Chantal Biya, that she was posing next to thee most diseased and disgusting boils on humanity's asshole. Although, Chantal is giving Wonky McValtrex the "My private lion den is starting to itch and you're to blame" side-eye, so she might know what's up. Camer-ooooouch.

Poor Chantal. Think of all the crotch maggots that have crawled out of Wonky's acid-spewing black hole and made their way into Chantal's luscious mane of wonder. Chantal better stop by Hazmat to cleanse herself of Wonky's stank before she makes her way back to Africa.

Here's the most glamorous woman in the world and the most wretched piece of trash in the world at The First Ladies of Africa event in Beverly Hills last night. I mean, what in pussy rotting Hell was Wonky doing there?

Posted by: Michael K


chowgirl69's picture

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:09am.
Wonky's there because she's donating her old shoes to Somali pirates without boats.

BWAAAHHAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!!!

Madam Pince's picture

"what in pussy rotting Hell was Wonky doing there?"

Bitch would show up at the opening of an envelope.

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Deb's picture

Wonky's there because she's donating her old shoes to Somali pirates without boats.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

shut the smurf up's picture

I don't understtand how this glamorous creature was doing with that piece of shit infested racoon.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

shut the smurf up's picture

I don't understtand how this glamorous creature was doing with that piece of shit infested racoon.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

KD's picture

My golden retreivers hair looks a lot like hers, but it's a little lighter.