Portrait Of A Lady
Please curtsy before this refined and pristine lady! This portrait is like the modern day Mona Lisa, right? This striking work of art came about after 25-year-old Nicole Marty of Long Island was arrested after she got high, got in her car and crashed it into a pole with her 9-year-old in the passenger seat. Being the elegant lady that she is, Nicole also beat on a cop at the hospital. Doesn't she just make you want to cross your legs and pick up a teacup with your pinky sticking out?
25 with a 9 year old says everything and more. So does the face that looks like it's been living in a cave on an old nuclear testing zone
That being said, If I had a mug shot, I'd want it to look like this (sans the "my daddy is also my brother" face).
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Uhm- this chick not only has Aileen Wuornos eyes-she has her whole damn face!Seriously-check out Aileen Wuornos' picture-this chick looks like a younger version of her-creepy!
Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:24pm.
And she's already having babies at 14, where were her parents
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Is she auditionin for Lohans finger fuckbuddy?
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Submitted by DeeDee: "Bitches like her scare me. She seems like one of those chicks who won't back down from a fight, even if it's clear she won't win."
Totally. And the kind who will start with you because you look at her too long on the subway. Even though she's acting all loud and obscene to get attention.
She looks just like this chick Miranda I went to high school with.
I wonder if Michael Lohan is her bio dad. Another secret sister.
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This bitch ain't lookin long island to me!
I'd say this Trailer Park reject is from MidofFuckNoWhurr County , PA!
srsly her hair .. Her face.. her rashy skin
SCREAMS " I shop at Wall Mart on my dollah cupons!
NO OFFENSE....
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:45pm.
It's the same in the Southwest. Chicano dads and brothers like to come back for more. They love to carry a grudge.....and a shank.
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Wolf Like Me
Has anyone confirmed whether or not this is not actually Lindsay Lohan?
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Are you sure she doesn't have Downs?
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:41pm.
Bitches like her scare me. She seems like one of those chicks who won't back down from a fight, even if it's clear she won't win. She might leave the scene, but come back with a knife, gun, her car....
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Or her brothers. Or her Dad.
Yeah, I grew up in NYC......Long Island chicks are fucking definitely scary. Although, pretty "easy" too.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
M.E. Will do!
OT Are we sure that's not Tonya Harding?
I'd be pissed too if I had a snout that looks like it belongs in a pig trough.
Sweetas - check your email in about 5 minutes K?
She is the definition of "redneck" and "white trash"............please take note!
Bitches like her scare me. She seems like one of those chicks who won't back down from a fight, even if it's clear she won't win. She might leave the scene, but come back with a knife, gun, her car....
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madam s.♥♥!! Or, we could just teach abstinence in school. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with that plan? :p
Why did the police department keep this mug? They usually continue to take until you are posed as they please.
Wylie LMAO! Organized religion is skeery to me.
M.E.♥ What kind of knowledge??
TOPANGA ~ I thought I was the only one that liked "Lockup:Raw"!!! LOL!
I agree that this is an excellent example of why PRO CHOICE is so important. And by "pro choice" I mean that all teenagers should be forced by law to take and use birth control. Put it in their Red Bull or something.
Dalls - don't say waste of sperm, we don't know how redneckified the donor was. He may be just as fucking retarded as this bitch.
But I agree, she should have been swollowing instead of spreading her legs at 16.
How Long Islandish.
Waste of fucking sperm!
Ahhaha Sweetas!
"Damn! That crash really fucked her face up."
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:31pm.
NI Wylie right??? That's why I'm so adamantly PRO CHOICE.
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Yeah. I cannot dig the Pope for that reason. I mean, its freaking medieval.
Bet the Popes got a few nuns up the duff eh?
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"Here was a special needs seal swimming directly into their mouths!", MK 11 April 2009
PSL - such a good Nanny!
I had to have a very awkward convo with the after school recreation director today.
Why do people think it's ok to give their 6, 7, 8 year old kids adult knowledge?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
NI Wylie right??? That's why I'm so adamantly PRO CHOICE.
TO ANYONE WITH PHOTOSHOP...
can you make her into a "STAR"? You know how they do for the mags? Would be neat to see a before and after...lol
I have photoshop but have NO IDEA how to use it..
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Thank You.
In her defense, the cops had just asked her to show them the width of the utility pole.
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The would-be daggerer says he will only dagger with permission in future.
look at those eyebrows!!
I am the same way M.E., but then again, you and I actually THINK before we do things....most people don't.
I coined a phrase a few years back....a disease like AIDS, or SARS....
H.U.Y.A.S.: Head Up Your Ass Syndrome.
unfortuntately, most people are afflicted with it these days.....and on that note, I am off to grab little dude from school, and make sure he is in his booster seat, in the BACK!
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She looks like a nasty bitch..like someone who would spit in your food.
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I don't even want to think about how she treats her kid. I mean besides crashing him into trees when she's high. I hope the first person he shanks is her.
Heavens to murgatroid!
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:19pm.
It is a crying shame that she is such a raging, oxygen-wasting loser, because that mug shot had the potential to be the hottest ever.
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True Dat.
If she wasn't a total piece of socio-economic disaster that woman would actually be beautiful. Imagine her with clean hair and skin and a warm smile...
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"Here was a special needs seal swimming directly into their mouths!", MK 11 April 2009
PSL - YES!! People are so stupid. Here the CA law says 6yrs or 60lbs. My son is 6yrs old, but he only weighs 43 lbs and is only 43 inches tall. TOO SMALL for front seat with airbags. IMHO.
He doesnt' know any better, so. No harm no foul.
I'd say put the bitch in jail and re home that kid so it has a shot at life, cause w/a mom like this winner, the child doesnt stand a chance. Poor kid.
And she's already having babies at 14, where were her parents to teach this lovely young lady to keep her pretty sexy long and lean legs closed. No one buys the cow when they can get the milk for free.
Bitch has that " Fuckers just take my pic so I can go to my celly and take the biggest shit and wipe my ass with taxpayers money "
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Submitted by Haribo on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:14pm.
is it rocket science to take a fucking pill everygoddamnedday at the same fucking time?!
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Apparently for a lot of people it fucking is??? I mean, you have 4 jumping off points before you inflict your shit on a defenceless kid.
1. The Pill
2. Backup = Condom
3. In case of failure = Morning After Pill
4. In case of failure = Termination
Unless you have some religious issues with these things is it really THAT FUCKING DIFFICULT?
I mean SHIT!
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The New Improved Wyle E
"Here was a special needs seal swimming directly into their mouths!", MK 11 April 2009
What I'm trying to figure out is why she was allowed to take a mug shot with two middle fingers up?! What kinda ghetto jail was homegirl booked into?! And why do I all have the urge to watch an episode of MSNBC's Lock-Up Raw.
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Love the TRASH tag on this one MK. Nothing has ever been truer. Living, breathing, shitting TRASH! Ugh. They're stupid and they're breeding folks!
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Damn! That crash really fucked her face up.
M.E., I have encountered SUCH stupidity when it comes to this issue. IO love when I see a 13 year old, who is 4'8" and 75 lbs in the front, and the excuse is, "But he's 13". HELLO, it is more of a height/weight issue people.
*rolls eyes*
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It is a crying shame that she is such a raging, oxygen-wasting loser, because that mug shot had the potential to be the hottest ever.
'25 with a 9 year old says everything and more'....not it doesn't. Being a stupid tart does.
Fuck. Have those eyes seen hell or what?
Before you all jump my ass for being sympathetic to a useless fucking waste-of-space child abuser... I'm just saying her eyes look like they've seen a lot of shit go down.
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"Here was a special needs seal swimming directly into their mouths!", MK 11 April 2009
Sure, I have a picture of my daughter. Let me show you, Iam so proud.
@PSL and ME - I agree with you about kids in the front seat. Pisses me off to no end to see kids riding in the front or with no booster when they should have one.
Also, I say that there should be a license requirement before you breed.
is it rocket science to take a fucking pill everygoddamnedday at the same fucking time?!
for this bitch it obviously was!