Cut To Basement Baby With A Guilty Look On Her Face
If your ear drums shriveled up and died after listening to the unedited board feed from Beyonce's Today performance, it was all in vain. TMZ says it was all a big, fat joke (like most of the wigs laying on Beyonce's head) and someone claims they doctored it for fun. The cookie crumbs totally lead through the basement door and down the stairs.....
The jokester said, "It's a little bit crazy. No one in their right mind would sound like that, and no one would cheer for someone singing like that."
Um....has he heard Kim Zolciak's walrus warble? Wait. Maybe this is really her raw cover of "If I Were A Boy." I hope it's on the b-side of Tightrope.
Matthew Knowles isn't laughing. He issued a pretty hilarious statement. Picture him reading this on the top of a mountain with a flag bearing the Knowles family mascot blowing in the background:
If no one took the time to look at the biggest Inauguration in the history of America then shame on them.If no one took the time to listen to Beyonce sing 'America the Beautiful' and 'At Last' at the Neighborhood Ball for the first dance of President Obama and the First Lady, and they question Beyonce's vocal ability, they've gotta be an idiot.
At 12 years into her career, the last thing someone should be questioning is her vocal ability.
That would be like questioning if Kobe Bryant could shoot a jump shot. The vocals were obviously altered.
You know what sounds altered? His fucking view of reality! Stick a bong in his mouth, so maybe he'll see the light.
So, I guess it was all a hoax. I can't wait until it's revealed that the entire Knowles family is one big hoax. Put a hoax on it!
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biggest Inauguration in the history of America ??? haha what a joke. I watched reruns of Happy Days that night.
Papi Knowles need to stop with the propaganda! The Master of Damage Control should take a seat this time.
Two words: Bullshit and corroborating evidence (Julio Iglesias).
She couldn't hear herself. Nothing to do with whether or not she's a good singer. I've heard this happen to singers in a group during a live performance. It's called being human.
I have to admit though, I'm ready for her to get knocked off her stupid throne. She is SO annoying and overrated.
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This bitch pisses me off as much as the next person, but I can't believe anyone thought that was real. First, it sounded so incredibly altered. Second, I don't care how lame some of the singers these days are, no one would be able to get THAT famous with a voice like that without being called out years ago.
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guess what daddy?
i can sing too!
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Give me a break, Pappa knowles should have ignored it all together
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Riiight... and her having a 19-inch waistline is true too...
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:40pm.
Kind of looks like Miley getting her first taste of anal sex.
While that definitely was NOT my first thought, I did think it was Miley when I first started scrolling down.
These *cough* singers/actors all look the same.
Submitted by CheekyChops on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 9:01pm.
::cough:: bullshit.
That's her alright. Of course the "fans" didn't hear that shit cause she was doing the ole lipsync routine while she sang that fuckery into the mic that wasn't being played to the crowd.
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i was going to say this exact thing.
i about peed myself listening to her and my dog ran from the room!
Submitted by Vermithrax on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:38pm.
In other news... that's a reeeally awesome porn-face for Beyonce.
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Kind of looks like Miley getting her first taste of anal sex.
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In other news... that's a reeeally awesome porn-face for Beyonce.
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::cough:: bullshit.
That's her alright. Of course the "fans" didn't hear that shit cause she was doing the ole lipsync routine while she sang that fuckery into the mic that wasn't being played to the crowd.
Much like Brittney S. You really think her real voice sounds all high pitched and electronic? Paleeeese.
The Stern tape is obviously real; he has loads of lawyers that clear these things for source verification and the ability to defend against potential defamation claims. The fact that Papa Knowles isn't seeking a temporary restraining order speaks volumes.
Apparently we all have to pretend that this is fake in order avoid a bogus cease-and-desist from Papa Knowles.
On a related note, years ago I saw a crazy, headphone-wearing lady outside Eastern Market singing Nelly's "Ride With Me" in Beyonce's crazy voice and it stuck with me -- the crazy lady's voice was better than Beyonce's.
Maybe it was her OTHER sister fucking it up. You know, Kelly Rowland Knowles.
WTF happened here??
Also, aren't hoaxes meant to be funny? What's with the SOH failure, Matthew?
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Fake or not, I still have no respect for Beyonce or her family. When are her 15 minutes going to be up already? And yes, I have to agree with the other posters that said she tries to look more and more 'white'; it's pitiful and disgraceful. If she was really that talented she wouldn't have to take that route. Look at Lauren Hill; tied her for # of Grammys in 1 night and she CLEARLY rocked her ethnicity. Her sister is SO much better, crazy dressing and all...
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 6:11pm.
Submitted by Candy on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 6:03pm.
One of my posts got deleted up in here. It's okay though becuase I didn't like the comment that was made.
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I think that all posts that contained the original comment have been removed because it was completely offensive and inappropriate
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Well I'm glad MK is on the ball with that. The person has been on here long enough to know that we rag on people but we don't take it there. I'm glad its not tolerated.
You'd think that in this day and age those kind of hateful phrases would cease and desist but as long as the world is spinning I know it wont. Sad.
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Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 6:13pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 6:02pm
If a bitch can't sing, she can't sing. Period. Lady Gaga sucks and she's white as snow. Rag on her clothes, her hair, her make up or whatever else.
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Nu uh. Not a chance. That bitch scares the bejesus outta me. I'm not sure she's of this world so I'm not gonna risk it. She's a vision of loveliness with a beautiful, lilting voice . . . la la la la.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 6:02pm
I agree, Lava and please let me apologize for killing your buzz, but that "niggerette" shit was bang the hell out of order and has nothing at all to do with beyonce. And trying to act like its cute or witty is just as bad. I dont believe in ignoring it because this is a fun blog where people come to talk shit and have a laugh. It is wrong to let bullshit like that go unchallenged because it brings down the tone of the entire site and I can only imagine what it must seem like to people just passing through. Having said that, I make my point and move on. I dont go back and forth with the race baiters because thats what they want.
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Trust me, my buzz is not killed :-).
And more power to you for saying something. I thought it was completely out of line too, but for some reason, Lucky Charms doesn't bother me as much as seeing niggerette did.
If a bitch can't sing, she can't sing. Period. Lady Gaga sucks and she's white as snow. Rag on her clothes, her hair, her make up or whatever else.
I know people here are more intelligent, and are capable of greater and funnier quips than niggerette. I've seen it. I'm just not gonna let some e-racist ruin my day with one word.
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Submitted by Candy on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 6:03pm.
One of my posts got deleted up in here. It's okay though becuase I didn't like the comment that was made.
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I think that all posts that contained the original comment have been removed because it was completely offensive and inappropriate.
Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:57pm.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:52pm
Today, seems like everyday lately. I try to avoid it and watch people hang themselves.
I guess a lot of people come on here to vent not really to get a laugh.
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I agree, Lava and please let me apologize for killing your buzz, but that "n**erette" shit was bang the hell out of order and has nothing at all to do with beyonce. And trying to act like its cute or witty is just as bad. I dont believe in ignoring it because this is a fun blog where people come to talk shit and have a laugh. It is wrong to let bullshit like that go unchallenged because it brings down the tone of the entire site and I can only imagine what it must seem like to people just passing through. Having said that, I make my point and move on. I dont go back and forth with the race baiters because thats what they want.
If it was a hoax, then isn't it supposed to be funny? This was just painful.
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One of my posts got deleted up in here. It's okay though becuase I didn't like the comment that was made.
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Yeah, must be the economy.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:52pm
Today, seems like everyday lately. I try to avoid it and watch people hang themselves.
I guess a lot of people come on here to vent not really to get a laugh.
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I blame everything on the economy. And I'm in dire need of more laughs and less stress.
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:47pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:45pm.
So name calling is the mature way to handle things?
What did he say that was so offensive to you?
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Not that I owe you an explanation, but since you asked and I have no beef with you, the guy is a racist prick who likes nothing better to race bait on these boards. He always has something racist to say or supports racist bullshit . . . see below. Frankly, I dont care but its pretty sad when a supposedly grown ass man has nothing better to do with his time that shit stir racial bullshit on a gossip site. So, thats why I dont like him. Its not cute nor is it entertaining.
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As I have no beef with you either, but I do think it was another poster who said the offending comment, he just made a pun. But you are entitled to your opinion and also you can dislike whomever, but I don't think that name calling is the right avenue, and that is just MY opinion. That is why so many fights have broken out on here lately, the lack of respect. I too have fallen victim to name calling recently and felt stupid afterwords because it totally ruined the point I was trying to make.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by TxLiberal on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:50pm.
I'd like to point out that Obummer's inauguration was the second most watched in televised history. Ronald Reagan was the first and Jimmy Cater was the third.
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IT WASN'T THE MOST WATCHED BECAUSE OF YOU OR YOUR FATHER BEYONCE SO DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND FUCK OFF! YOU CAN'T ACT AND YOU CAN'T SING AND THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE NO MATTER HOW MANY IMPORTANT EVENTS YOU BUY YOUR WAY INTO!
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oh, great, pa knowles made a statement. that should fix everything.
eat a xanex sugartits.
PS. you used the term white trash which makes you racist. you're not allowed to use that term
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prov, liked your post on the Caption this.
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Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:49pm.
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Today, seems like everyday lately. I try to avoid it and watch people hang themselves.
I guess a lot of people come on here to vent not really to get a laugh.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:47pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:45pm.
So name calling is the mature way to handle things?
What did he say that was so offensive to you?
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Not that I owe you an explanation, but since you asked and I have no beef with you, the guy is a racist prick who likes nothing better to race bait on these boards. He always has something racist to say or supports racist bullshit . . . see below. Frankly, I dont care but its pretty sad when a supposedly grown ass man has nothing better to do with his time that shit stir racial bullshit on a gossip site. So, thats why I dont like him. Its not cute nor is it entertaining.
Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:50pm.
its a gum that helps you quit smoking....right?
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I'd like to point out that Obummer's inauguration was the second most watched in televised history. Ronald Reagan was the first and Jimmy Cater was the third.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:40pm.
stop flirting with me you're making everyone uncomfortable
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:45pm.
So name calling is the mature way to handle things?
What did he say that was so offensive to you?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:43pm.
FOR THE 100TH TIME, PROVOLONE ISN'T A GIRL! JEEZ PEOPLE, GET A CLUE!
He can only be a bastid, and he isn't one of those either!
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which is exactly why its so pathetic that he's such a little bitch . . . .
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:43pm.
FOR THE 100TH TIME, PROVOLONE ISN'T A GIRL! JEEZ PEOPLE, GET A CLUE!
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FOR THE 100TH TIME, PROVOLONE ISN'T A GIRL! JEEZ PEOPLE, GET A CLUE!
He can only be a bastid, and he isn't one of those either!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Uhh.. I Call Bull Shti. As a Howard Stern fan I would point out that Enrique Ingleseas came onto the Stern show after he was called out by the bad tape of hime and proved himself to be a singer a-capella.
Why doesn't Beyonce go prove she can sing somewhere? I guarantee we do not hear any Beyonce singing a-capella anywhere.
Enrique also said that it was quite possible for him to sing like that because when there is a tape feed you cannot hear yourself. Howard eludes to that on the clip that D-Listed used on its initial post. Beyonce on the other hand is incapable of singing bad, even when there are outside circumstances influencing her.
What does the inaguration have too do with it? That singing could have been a tape too.
Beyonce could have produced this tape doctorer herself. Just saying that this tape was altered is admitting that singing can be adjusted, which leads one to believe that her regular singing could be altered. Fuck Beyonce, she is a fat ho.
So.Much.Irony.
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:38pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:35pm.
Not to mention the white girl hair!!!
Calling someone white trash is very un-educated, ignorant and racist. maybe she meant nicorette, like the gum.
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Go twitch elsewhere, bitch. I'm not playing with your simple ass today. Shoo fly.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:38pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:35pm.
Not to mention the white girl hair!!!
Calling someone white trash is very un-educated, ignorant and racist. maybe she meant nicorette, like the gum.
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Go twitch elsewhere, bitch. I'm not playing with your simple ass today. Shoo fly.