Evan Rachel Wood On True Blood
If you didn't watch the first season of True Blood, then Netflix that shit or suck a dick for a copy. That shit is good. I've been practically foaming at the ass (DON'T) for season 2 which starts in June. Well, Michael Ausiello says that Marilyn Manson's current bone polisher (they're back together, I hear) has signed up for 2 episodes.
Evan Rachel Wood will play Sophie-Anne, the 500-year-old Vampire Queen of Louisiana. In the books, Sophie-Anne is a 15-year-old French girl when she becomes a vampire.
Evan Rachel Wood looks like she sleeps in a buried coffin and she has the acting skills of a human body devoid of all working organs, so this sounds like a match to me! I just hope they dub her voice. I gladly put up with Anna Paquin's horrific cartoon-like Southern accent on that show, but I won't stand for Evan Rachel's! Bitch is probably going to sound like a Southern Count von Count. Dreadful!
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Yay! I love this show too! I fried my clicker rewinding that scene when Stephen Moyer clawed out of the ground and just started fucking the shit out of Anna Paquin. Ohmygod... My poonash just clenched a little bit....
Is she polishing Manson's bone again? Loser.
Submitted by toni on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 12:27pm.
You're right, they can't have Sophie-Anne without Andre! He's a youngin' too, right?
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Actually I think she's perfect for the part of the spoiled Queen. I wonder if they will have the Andre character too, that's her most loyal subject/lover.
Why does she even try? Crawl back under a rock and take your SHIM face with you
Submitted by mike on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:24pm.
I'm also a North Carolinian and have a bit of an accent—not much of an accent for NC, mind, but I sound southern to people elsewhere—but doing a Deep South accent is a completely different animal. It's hard to do it without sounding hokey. So I think Evan's got her work cut out for her but, even so, she should have an easier time than someone from Manitoba or Essex like our two leads are.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
blech! she's a bone stealer. i officially boycott anything from bone stealers.
Hmm, don't know what I think about this. While reading the books, I always pictured Sophie-Anne as being this petite, tiny, little 5'0" thing. But I trust Alan Ball, although if he doesn't bring back Lafayette some shit might go down...
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
"EXTRAVAGANZA ALAGANZAA!!!!!"
OMG I thought that bitch was some NINA FLOWERS! I had to do a double take! But Nina is more fierce, i must admit!
Mornin fahqers,
Anybody see SouthPark last night? gooood shit
She is such a cuttie.I saw her photos at billlionaire personals site____A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m____ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Morning, sluts! So, who got kicked off of AI last night??
ETA: Anoop and Lil.
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I'm a gay man, trapped in a woman's body.
How can you not like her she is a beauty queen!
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Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://www.rantsthoughtsmerde.com/2009/04/evan-rachel-wood-whatever-work...
I found a great site _______M e e t R i c h . C O M_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
She has great skin,though. Young ass Marilyn,Please cum on my face skin. LOL!
......celebrities are vile!
Fuck, I love this show and she's a twat. God damn it.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 12:10am.
Ok whores, LURVES YOU... I really do...but I must say g'nite...Oh, and that I don't really lurve you...Wow, that was a big load off...Phew!
Oh, I keed, I keed...I love you all like every baby I planned to abort, but more so....
IM A LITTLE BIT ON THE FUCKING FENCE WITH THAT. I CAN SEE A GREAT ARGUGMENT FOR BOTH FUCKING SIDES. IF YOU FEEL IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO THAN MOST DEFINITELY. MY WIFE AND I HAVE DISCUSSED ON SEVERAL FUCKING OCCASIONS WHAT WE WOULD DO IF WE HAD A DIAGNOSED DEFORMED PRE-BIRTH INFANT GOING ON. WE WOULDNT WANT TO BRING A CHILD INTO THIS WORLD WITH A MAJOR MALFUNCTION. BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW YOUR HEART. IT IS A VERY PERSONAL DECISION.
Night Tiger!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Ok whores, LURVES YOU... I really do...but I must say g'nite...Oh, and that I don't really lurve you...Wow, that was a big load off...Phew!
Oh, I keed, I keed...I love you all like every baby I planned to abort, but more so....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Vampires? Twilight? True Blood?
No thanks.
The only vampires that get my attention are Count Floyd from SCTV & Count Chocula.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:51pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:50pm.
And she was still hungry an hour later.
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Not an 'hour later'...but an OWAH LATAH...
I SAY YOU GO HOME! NO MORE BUFFET! I CALL POLICE!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Nite, Nitty!!!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Goodnight NitWitty!
Sweet Creepy Dreams!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
i missed my 2 year anniversary on d-listed!! shit!! spending too much time on twitter.
*waves frantically*
OT: where can i see this True Blood show? isn't it an HBO thing? which i don't have.
ESE!! Thanks for the drive by and a wedgie supreme in return! And On Topic UA, Judy & Audry both could out do Rachel in the Love Boat Department..
G'night folks...TV, I owe ya a laugh or three..but who's countin?
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:51pm.
and, stickier.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
ESE!!!!!!! Hi sweetie! I miss you......
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“Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? "
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:50pm.
And she was still hungry an hour later.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
drunk drive-by hi, all!!!!!!!!
OT: yeah, no interest whatsoever in this chick or anything she does
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with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:47pm.
Whoa, Judy Landers AND the chick from My Tutor? I'm gonna need a moment...
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Your "Farrah" poster is gonna get jelous!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/22/2009 -
YOU EAT ENTIRE BUFFET, YOU GO HOME NOW!
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LOL, no offense, Tiger, but in your case, wouldn't that be the entire continent of China?
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:43pm.
Whoa, Judy Landers AND the chick from My Tutor? I'm gonna need a moment...
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
What's with the Judy Landers shit? Did she die? Doesn't she have a twin???? If so, why is Judy the fabulous one? Wait.....she does have a twin, right? I could have sworn I saw them in Playboy magazine, like, forever ago?????
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:42pm.
I was hoping that you were! You're gonna make us proud! And collect our debts soon too!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
TV, I know the sound is kinda' screwed up in this one, but I know you speak international sign language...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Fiu-kSHMo
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every night UA, every night of the week!
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“Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? "
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:39pm.
Did you get him to leave by saying "YOU GO NOW! YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR!!!"?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah.....I don't mess with the kid. His older brother worries me. I'm waiting for him to tell me....."Don't fuck with the Wongs!"
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:29pm.
Hi Nitty!!!
My "student" just left. I've been tutoring a toung kid lately. Mathematics. He wants to be an engineer. Nice kid.
Chinese.
How you been?
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Did you get him to leave by saying "YOU GO NOW! YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR!!!"?
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YOU EAT ENTIRE BUFFET, YOU GO HOME NOW!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:29pm.
Hi Nitty!!!
My "student" just left. I've been tutoring a toung kid lately. Mathematics. He wants to be an engineer. Nice kid.
Chinese.
How you been?
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Did you get him to leave by saying "YOU GO NOW! YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR!!!"?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by ♥Uncle Ashtray♥ on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:31pm.
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A "tongue" kid? Didn't know you spoke Chinese, UA. Sorry, lame joke.
It's all good and it's all busy here. Not as busy as Rachel Evan Woods applying her make-up every morning, but busy enough :)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:32pm.
PSL!!!!!
Helloooo!
Long time! Still kickin' ass???
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Hmmmmmm....intersesting, Nitty.
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“Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? "
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:17pm.
Thanks for the video though, I found a related video that shows Phoebe Price in her first role, being outshone by a blonde, as usual:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVx93jdwcnM&feature=related
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Dammit, TV! I thought I invented "Juggersize" and HackySack was just a little something we liked to limber up with!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:29pm.
Hi Nitty!!!
My "student" just left. I've been tutoring a toung kid lately. Mathematics. He wants to be an engineer. Nice kid.
Chinese.
How you been?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Heyo, UA! Lookin' mighty fine in that neck brace. I know, I know..you only wear it to ward off the vampires.
PSL & Agie, I think Lafayette was FABU..but the shots on the upcoming shows they're showin' are the ones from last year. And it's kinda' hard to miss a black man's size 13 foot hanging out a car door with red paint on the toe nails in the "upcoming season" shots. I do however have my chicken bone windchime hanging and say a little prayer over the dead frogs in my pool each morning that somehow the writers won't make him die like in the books.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:17pm.
Thanks for the video though, I found a related video that shows Phoebe Price in her first role, being outshone by a blonde, as usual:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVx93jdwcnM&feature=related
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:13pm.
Y thank u, dear!
I'm working on xxyxz's Neicy...would you like a cholarized cameo in that vid...?
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Absolutely!!
Hello All!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Agie, he has been in the previews, so he's around for now.....I agree, he is the best part of that show!
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“Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? "
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I agree with Agie!
Lafayette better fucking come back or some god damn plot twist or I'm going to throw a fucking tissy fit!