Evan Rachel Wood On True Blood
If you didn't watch the first season of True Blood, then Netflix that shit or suck a dick for a copy. That shit is good. I've been practically foaming at the ass (DON'T) for season 2 which starts in June. Well, Michael Ausiello says that Marilyn Manson's current bone polisher (they're back together, I hear) has signed up for 2 episodes.
Evan Rachel Wood will play Sophie-Anne, the 500-year-old Vampire Queen of Louisiana. In the books, Sophie-Anne is a 15-year-old French girl when she becomes a vampire.
Evan Rachel Wood looks like she sleeps in a buried coffin and she has the acting skills of a human body devoid of all working organs, so this sounds like a match to me! I just hope they dub her voice. I gladly put up with Anna Paquin's horrific cartoon-like Southern accent on that show, but I won't stand for Evan Rachel's! Bitch is probably going to sound like a Southern Count von Count. Dreadful!
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As pissed as I was when I saw that "next season Summer 09" after the last episode of 'True Blood', I don't care WHO they have on there; JUST BRING IT BACK!!!!!!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:08pm.
Why did the word's "500 year old queen" remind me of Rip Taylor and Charles Nelson Reilly? Damn Game Show Network!
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Okay, just officially pissed my pants. Thank Gawd no one else in the house is awake to send me away for help! Mr. Clean is my savior.
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They better bring back Lafayette!!! Seriously its a good show but Lafayette steals every scene he is in. I don't care that he dies in the 2nd book, they better keep his ass!
PS. It was Datura's idea!
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:39pm.
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I didn't know it was you! I didn't recognize your avie!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:08pm.
Why did the word's "500 year old queen" remind me of Rip Taylor and Charles Nelson Reilly? Damn Game Show Network!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:49pm.
Like I don't own all 5 seasons on DVD. 3 copies, in case I change formats. Markie Post in a bikini for sweeps week? She totally induced puberty!
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ROFLMAO! I'm sorry, I'm sure you had that one memorized already. Sick bastid, no wonder I lubs ya! Now, how soon can you make it to Shreveport so you can show Miss Woods how it's done in the woods?
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Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:58pm.
Anna Pacquin isn't so bad. Stephen Moyer (Bill), Sam Trammell (Sam) and Nelsan Ellis(Lafayette) helps to bring up her performance. Her southern accent blows but at least she shows titty. *LOL*
As for this Wood girl, this bitch cannot pull off a sophisticated, worldly 500 year old teenage Queen. Maryiln Manson would do a better job.
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I'm down for all the man meat he puts in his movies/shows...but the women he directs..Well, less juss say, he obviously has a fixation with casting women from The Camelot Trailor Court. Don't laugh, I knew many a woman on Guinevere Lane and Lancelot Rt. (pronounced Lanced-a-lot for a reason at this particular place --Gwyneth like to get around even back in those days). At any rate, the books rock, the show is different, but this HO does not belong in either, IMO.
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I am so excited for the second season......I fucking love this show.
Yes Mani! And "Thirteen"....I think she is really talented. Weird, but talented.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:48pm.
She happens to be a good actress, so good for her!
I thought she was good in "Across The Universe".
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:49pm.
Like I don't own all 5 seasons on DVD. 3 copies, in case I change formats. Markie Post in a bikini for sweeps week? She totally induced puberty!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:25pm.
StefyStef...I lurve Alan Ball more than most hwores..but seriously! He's got some obsession with no talent actresses (average looking trailor trash looking, imo) that are wayyyyyy too old to play the parts they're cast for.
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NitWitty, you are slaying me tonight *LOL*
Anna Pacquin isn't so bad. Stephen Moyer (Bill), Sam Trammell (Sam) and Nelsan Ellis(Lafayette) helps to bring up her performance. Her southern accent blows but at least she shows titty. *LOL*
As for this Wood girl, this bitch cannot pull off a sophisticated, worldly 500 year old teenage Queen. Maryiln Manson would do a better job.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:40pm.
Because you eat the average casting directors for breakfast. Literally.
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Casting directors give me heartburn...Yeah, the last casting director who didn't upset my tiger tummy was due to do casting for "A Mighty Heart"...After I ate his deliciousness, his replacement cast...
Note to self: take tums before new diet of casting director breakfasts....Breakfast is the most important tiger meal of the day....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Team Valtrex: Don't Cry Nia Loa.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
She happens to be a good actress, so good for her!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:35pm.
Another great vampire movie is "From Dusk Til Dawn" with George Clooney.
I think there's been more movies made about vampires than any other topic.
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:35pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:29pm.
How many more vampire movies do we need...I just saw Twilight...enough with the who bites who.
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The BEST Vampire movie I ever saw was the one with Nicolas Cage....I think it was called "Vampire's Kiss"???? Fucking Hilarious!!!!
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totally agree.the cockroach scene has got to be the top ten most grossest film scenes ever!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:40pm.
Because you eat the average casting directors for breakfast. Literally.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
They'll never stop making vampire movies. If there's one thing Hollywood knows, it would be sucking. Now where's my bigscreen rendition of The Fall Guy?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Don't you hate on TrueBlood til you try it. That shit chews twilight up and spits it out in a sad little heap of vampire failure. And it has more sex. Dirty, kinky, sex. Fuck, I'm practically foaming for this shit to come back (I won't tell you where, haha).
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by Noelegy on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 9:46pm.
A vampire queen of Louisiana. My, how original.
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For reals.
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Now if they were smart, they would have cast Shitney and her alligator pussy in that role...BIG MISTAKE...HUGE...Why is my tiger ass not a casting director???
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:37pm.
I didn't know it was you! I didn't recognize your avie!
It's fucking Genius!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:29pm.
How many more vampire movies do we need...I just saw Twilight...enough with the who bites who.
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I couldn't agree more! I got totally burned out on the politics of "who bites who" when those tourists got Royed at the zoo...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Noelegy on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 9:46pm.
A vampire queen of Louisiana. My, how original.
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For reals.
And quite frankly, I don't think I can believe in ANY Vampire Queen after Aliyah, dude. She scooped that title and took it with her. RIP:(
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:29pm.
How many more vampire movies do we need...I just saw Twilight...enough with the who bites who.
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The BEST Vampire movie I ever saw was the one with Nicolas Cage....I think it was called "Vampire's Kiss"???? Fucking Hilarious!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
How many more vampire movies do we need...I just saw Twilight...enough with the who bites who.
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
StefyStef...I lurve Alan Ball more than most hwores..but seriously! He's got some obsession with no talent actresses (average looking trailor trash looking, imo) that are wayyyyyy too old to play the parts they're cast for.
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Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:05pm.
CHARLES MANSON
WHO THE FUCK IS MARILYN MANSON. HE SURE AS HELL AINT ONE OF MY GODDAMN FUCKING KIND. ILL SNAP HIS NECK BEFORE HE EVEN KNOWS HE HAS TO HAVE A FUCKING BOWEL MOVEMENT. IS HE THAT GOTH PIECE OF SHIT THAT SLITHERS AROUND LIKE A SWAMP FLY WITH ALL THAT FUCKED UP MAKEUP. WHAT A FUCKING FREAK.
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*fanning tiger self*....
Oh, my Cholly....Why hath MK forsaken you? Where is the free postin' Cholly Manson of DListed days past???? I miss my Luckycharms-free Cholly...*sigh*....Oh, my ghost of Cholly past....
Leaving flowers on your grave
Show that I still care
But black roses and hail mary's
Can't bring back what's taken from me
I reach to the sky
And call out your name
And if I could trade
I would
And it feels
And it feels like
Heaven's so far away
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:09pm.
Is that your pooch??? Too cute!!!!!!
Who gave her make up tips? Barbie?
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:32pm.
bring back lafayette, bigger and better...then maybe we can talk about this chick who's fucking marilyn manson...
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Totally bring back Lafayette and forget this chick who's fucking marilyn manson.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 8:02pm.
What the Monday to Friday shit is this?! Just when you think you can live with Anna Fuckin' Paquin as Sookie for another season, they cram this no talent skank down your throat? If they're bringin' this bimbo in already they are SOOO not staying to the book storyline. Who the fuck is the casting director for this show exactly and how does he stay in bidness? *heads off to grab a paper bag*deep breaths*deep breaths*
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Oh, this is MAJOR Monday to Friday bullshit.
They could get Christine Ricci, Natalie Portman, Marion Collarid (the French chick who won the Oscar for Edith Piaf) ANYONE but this fucking whore!!!!
This is Pure de Fuckery, people! Taken a great show and making it shit. ~sigh~
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
CHARLES MANSON
WHO THE FUCK IS MARILYN MANSON. HE SURE AS HELL AINT ONE OF MY GODDAMN FUCKING KIND. ILL SNAP HIS NECK BEFORE HE EVEN KNOWS HE HAS TO HAVE A FUCKING BOWEL MOVEMENT. IS HE THAT GOTH PIECE OF SHIT THAT SLITHERS AROUND LIKE A SWAMP FLY WITH ALL THAT FUCKED UP MAKEUP. WHAT A FUCKING FREAK.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
I AM SCREAMING RIGHT NOW! I love Alan Ball, but fuck him if he chose this tired bitch to be Sophie Ann. As True Blood, a show I totally love, jumped the shark already???
This role is too good for a non-talented skank like Wood. I'm very very disappointed. I hope enough fans complain that they dump her ass.
Don't do it Alan Ball. JUST DON'T DO IT, PLEASE!!!
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does she get that make up out of manson's make up kit ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
She looks like a clown with all that make up.
She looks like a clown with all that make up.
I think she looks great..for evening her make up is not that heavy..for daytime it would be though.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
A vampire queen of Louisiana. My, how original.
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She should WASH her face, not paint it. There's a pretty girl under all that crap.
Bitch got flour bombed, with some crayolas thrown in.
Submitted by Francine on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 9:14pm.
She could play the lead in "The Tonya Harding Story"
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Unforch Nicole Marty stole that part right out from under her...no news on whether a lead pipe was used, but I've got it on good sources that lots of other pipes were used...on both sides....Story developing....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She could play the lead in "The Tonya Harding Story"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 9:01pm.
Is this pic from her appearance as the 15 y/o whore (which has not been confirmed it's even been filmed yet)? If not, then I rest my case....
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I always knew her and Manson had to have a few home movies. EYARK..lol
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 8:29pm.
Can this lil' skankette wear any more monkey fightin' make up? Street whores from the '80's wore less...Ask Team Valtrex!
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Werd! She wasn't supposed to be a 15 yr. old French streetwalker! Fauuuuucckkkkkkkkkkkk!
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Is this pic from her appearance as the 15 y/o whore (which has not been confirmed it's even been filmed yet)? If not, then I rest my case....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
yessssss, i love this show. meh on evan, though.
if manson showed up on set, they'd start barking at him like he was an extra for a scene at Fangtasia.
If she were any older, she'd look like a tranny with all that makeup. Instead she looks like a whore.
PS. She looks a million times better without all that makeup on her face.
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She was really good in "Life Before Her Eyes" but that is one stunning movie altogether. I may have been blinded by Uma...
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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