Wednesday, April 22nd 2009

Evan Rachel Wood On True Blood

If you didn't watch the first season of True Blood, then Netflix that shit or suck a dick for a copy. That shit is good. I've been practically foaming at the ass (DON'T) for season 2 which starts in June. Well, Michael Ausiello says that Marilyn Manson's current bone polisher (they're back together, I hear) has signed up for 2 episodes.

Evan Rachel Wood will play Sophie-Anne, the 500-year-old Vampire Queen of Louisiana. In the books, Sophie-Anne is a 15-year-old French girl when she becomes a vampire.

Evan Rachel Wood looks like she sleeps in a buried coffin and she has the acting skills of a human body devoid of all working organs, so this sounds like a match to me! I just hope they dub her voice. I gladly put up with Anna Paquin's horrific cartoon-like Southern accent on that show, but I won't stand for Evan Rachel's! Bitch is probably going to sound like a Southern Count von Count. Dreadful!

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 8:29pm.
Can this lil' skankette wear any more monkey fightin' make up? Street whores from the '80's wore less...Ask Team Valtrex!
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TOPANGA's picture

Please MK...Evan's accent can't be any worse than the black chick's (I forget her character's name). I wanna stab my ears with a pencil everytime she talks. True Blood needs to solely revolve around Lafayette and Sookie's fine ass brother, that's all.

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backfat's picture

Evan Rachel Wood? I guess. I just really like True Blood, so whatever.

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Can this lil' skankette wear any more monkey fightin' make up? Street whores from the '80's wore less...Ask Team Valtrex!

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NitWitty's picture

What the Monday to Friday shit is this?! Just when you think you can live with Anna Fuckin' Paquin as Sookie for another season, they cram this no talent skank down your throat? If they're bringin' this bimbo in already they are SOOO not staying to the book storyline. Who the fuck is the casting director for this show exactly and how does he stay in bidness? *heads off to grab a paper bag*deep breaths*deep breaths*
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Oh no, that character's around for a while in the books and is important.....ugh.

Meg Griffin Rocks's picture

Wow, I had not seen that clip yet! That storyline is from the book. But the vampire that Bill had to make is not in the books. (that is an interesting Alan Ball twist!)
Can't wait to see the whole thing!

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bring back lafayette, bigger and better...then maybe we can talk about this chick who's fucking marilyn manson...
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cheetahstripes's picture

Who the hell is casting those Twilight movies? They left out Vampira here and her dude Dracula Extreme.

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http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/archives/2009/04/true_blood_season_2_foo...

For those who haven't seen it yet.
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"Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:22pm.

Haha sanitary? No. Hot? Hells yeah! To me anyway. They had a lot of passionate scenes together, and I totally bought into it."

Yeah, me too. I totally buy them as a couple and I like that this serious has a more dark tone than "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" did. But I have a special place in my heart for "Buffy." And I do find the Angel/Buffy romance better than the whole Sookie/Bill coupling... but maybe because Bill totally acts like a guy I like who has issues with commitment. Bastard.
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Submitted by Trini on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:01pm.

For some reason I think Evan would have a better southern accent than Anna. Anna's character annoys the hell outta me on that show, if it wasn't for the rest of the cast and the sex scenes, i wouldn't be watching.

Dunno about that. I'm a native North Carolinian and I can do a better Australian accent than I can a thick Southern one. Not everyone from The South has a strong accent, though, as there are many accents in The South.

I think Anna Paquin's accent is fine, as are most the characters'. I think the guy who plays her brother does a fantastic accent. Dude is from Australia, yet sounds like some guys with whom I grew up.

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:18pm.

I tried reading the book after the first season and it didn't excite me much. I mean, I knew what was going to happen, so I was like, meh. The writing is excellent though.

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Yeah, you have to really get into the characters to like the books. But, they are a fun read.
True Blood fleshes out small parts of the books, but does not go verbatim at all. So, maybe there is hope for Lafayette yet!

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Haha sanitary? No. Hot? Hells yeah! To me anyway. They had a lot of passionate scenes together, and I totally bought into it.

I didn't get the whole "Lafayette is dead" thing for a long, loooong time until someone pointed out it was supposedly him in the car. Then it made sense. I hope hes not gone for good too, he rocked!

mike's picture

She'll be good. She's a good actress.

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:17pm.

I remember that scene vividly. I was eating dinner and immediately stopped, looked at my cat and said, "I don't think that's very sanitary."

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You made me laugh!
Although I thought it was awesome, I remember saying out loud.....she's going get dirt in places she doesn't want to get dirt!

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"Submitted by Meg Griffin Rocks on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:12pm.

Lafayette was one of my favorites, too!! He is killed off early in the books, though. His role is MUCH bigger in the show than in the books (as is Tara's)"

I tried reading the book after the first season and it didn't excite me much. I mean, I knew what was going to happen, so I was like, meh. The writing is excellent though.
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"Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:10pm.

I want to have reanimated cemetery dirt sex. Sigh."

I remember that scene vividly. I was eating dinner and immediately stopped, looked at my cat and said, "I don't think that's very sanitary."
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA

Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko

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I guess True Blood is kind if ok but Anna Paquin is fucking annoying and ugly as fuck. I cant stand Dita 2.0 which means i will not be watching these episodes.

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Submitted by Meg Griffin Rocks on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:12pm.

Lafayette was one of my favorites, too!! He is killed off early in the books, though. His role is MUCH bigger in the show than in the books (as is Tara's)

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:03pm.

Has Nitty heard about this?
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I don't think so, but I don't wanna be the bitch to break the news to her.

Edit to add: Oh wait, yes I do! ahahahaa

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Meg Griffin Rocks's picture

Yeah, Sookie and Bill's "graveyard sex" was hot! I am curious to see where True Blood takes their relationship because it is different in the later books. I am a Bill fan, though, I am biased.

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I'm glad ILovePapaSmurf!

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Meg Griffin Rocks's picture

Lafayette was one of my favorites, too!! He is killed off early in the books, though. His role is MUCH bigger in the show than in the books (as is Tara's)

Alan Ball is apparently going to bring him back for flashbacks or something....let's hope!!

As for Evan Rachel Wood....I am not excited to hear she's joining, but I will give her a chance to wow me. At least she is only in 2 episodes.

Wow, if they are already getting into the Queen, we are getting deep into the books, too. Sounds interesting!

ricki lake's picture

Love this show. Don't they already have that red-headed chick from the end of last season?

I hear a lot about people not liking Anna. It always surprises me, I think she's great! I totally cried when she was eating the pie after her grandmother's funeral, and she and Bill are sizzling hot! I want to have reanimated cemetery dirt sex. Sigh.

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"Submitted by Deb on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:08pm.

People who wear blue eye shadow with their blue eyes take away from their eyes' beauty instead of emphasizing it.
I guess the same goes for green on green and brown on brown. That's it."

Tee Hee. This made me chuckle!
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Deb's picture

People who wear blue eye shadow with their blue eyes take away from their eyes' beauty instead of emphasizing it.
I guess the same goes for green on green and brown on brown. That's it.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

amora's picture

NOOOOO!!! I've already been subjected to her fuckery in Across the Universe! She cannot rub her junk all over my favourite show!!

islandgirl's picture

Has Nitty heard about this?

Trini's picture

For some reason I think Evan would have a better southern accent than Anna. Anna's character annoys the hell outta me on that show, if it wasn't for the rest of the cast and the sex scenes, i wouldn't be watching.

And I swear to God if Lafayette is really killed off, imma be pissed! I'm really hoping that there's is a twist to the last ep and he's not dead.

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Oh.Fuck.No.

Side note, did anyone see the preview of the show NYPost.com posted?
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA

Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko