Thursday, April 23rd 2009
A Little Fuck Bomb In The Morning
Fuck bombs really do make the world go 'round. They make me realize that everybody loves the fuck word even when they know they shouldn't. Fuck bombs are like the little ghosts in Pac-Man. I eat that shit up. Anyway, on Fox News yesterday, Shep Smith and a couple of grey heads were talking about torture (which they know a lot about since they work at Fox) when he got his nuts in a twist and let the f-word fly. The bestest part is the moment when Shep realizes it. I say the same thing whenever I gamble with a fart and lose.
P.S. - What the fuck are all those pencils for? As punishment, is Fox going to make Shep sharpen them all in the corner?
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Ha! I love how he just goes "oops" and slowly backs his chair away.
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Obama has a law degree luckycharms!! that means he's BRILLIANT! if you'r wondering what a law degree is, its a certificate verifying your knowledge in bullshitting. GOD BLESS BARRY!! HES A GENIUS!!
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You know, I really don't need a gottdamn history lesson this morning.
Nor do I desire any regurgitated pontifical political ravings.
For crying out loud, it's FUCKING TORTURE!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
ricki lake> hahahahahaha I'm so glad he's shown me the way! I was kind of torn about that...
lucky charms/charles manson> There are other ways of getting info out of people...they have a manual and everything. Frankly, I don't like knowing that my country TORTURES people. I don't care WHAT they did. Two wrongs don't make a right.
And Pres. Obama is hardly a "shit for brains". He has more intelligence in his little pinkie than most have in their entire body.
People who call Barack Obama "Barry" are as kewlz as the idiots who went around calling GWB "Shrub" for 8 years. "ZOMG ROTFLMAODFFOFJSDFMDSKAFL~!!@!#!@$$ My unoriginal nickname discredits him!"
this country ain't destroyed...yet. is it screwed up? yup. has it done bad things? yup. is there such a thing as a perfect country? nope. would anyone like to live in iraq? pakistan? israel? darfur? not me.
and gee, i thought Nixon, Watergate, and the Vietnam war had already destroyed America.
You all are just jealous of Fox!! Go watch Keith Fupa-mann and his fat upper pussy area.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 8:46am.
oh please, waterboarding and locking someone up with a bug ain't torture. all these PC crap and Barry's mea culpea for bad bad America world tour will destroy this country.
CHARLES MANSON
YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT. WATERBOARDING IS NOT PAINFUL. IT IS MORE OF A SLOW PSYCOLOGICAL DISARM-MENT. PLUS BARRY REVEALED THE CIA HAD A MD AND PSYCOLOGIST ON HAND DURING EVERY FUCKING PROCEDURE TO MAKE SURE THEY WERENT TOO HARMED. THANKS TO BARRY ALL THE WORLD NOW KNOWS THE US WILL NOT CAUSE YOU A GREAT DEAL OF DISCOMTFORT DURING INTERROGATIONS. FUCKING ASSHOLE. DUMBSHIT. SHIT FOR BRAINS. NOW HAVING YOUR FINGERNAILS EXTRACTED OR A CAR BATTERY HOOKED UP TO YOUR FUCKING GENITALS OR BEING PARTIALLY SKINNED ALIVE, THAT IS TORTURE.
Did you guys HEAR?! Torturing people is wrong! My conscience hasn't told me that, for like, my entire life or anything! WOW#@!$#@$@!#%@#!%#@%
Political thread! Yikes!!!!!!
*backs out s-l-o-w-l-y, shuts door ever so quietly*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Ever notice it's always Fox - the holier than thou ones that do it?
Yes, he is obviously saying we should not torture people.
HOWEVER...not only did he not say what he meant, he yelled it, and threw the word 'fuck' in there. You know, not every opinion is really worth expressing, and he said nothing substantive at all. I don't know why this deserves any "admiration" when he basically just lost his temper on TV. He didn't even realize WHAT he said!
"Publicizing" an issue at all costs is retarded and certainly doesn't necessarily help. Like everyone acting like the Miss USA thing is a fantastic way to discuss marriage equality. No. And, um....as if we had never heard about the torture issue before. Maybe they can bring up this new war in Iraq that I just heard about! You know, after 10 fucking years or whatever. Fail.
provy LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLahahahahahahah
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Republicans never realize when they make mistakes. They have to have them pointed out to them. This time, in the form of an ear piece.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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@snowy. my dear megyn kelly would get introduced to cock boarding. where she feels the sensation of drowning on my cock. God bless the wonderful work the people at fox news do. the tan legs w/ baby oil, 'fuck me' heels and big blonde hair....it truly is the most patriotic channel in the world!
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You go Tripod!!!
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 8:46am.
I don't know where you were the last eight years, honey, but this country was already destroyed by BushCo. Nice try trying to blame the new guy, tho'.
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I'm a gay man, trapped in a woman's body.
Right about now Shep's reps are calling MSNBC. Fox is probably calling for a exorcist.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Of course torture is rampant, Skeletina is torturing Jen & Brad & all of Long Island right now.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Okay, not to beat a dead horse....
But I really think this Shep douche is arguing that America shouldn't be torturing people.... Not denying that we do.
shut the smurf up> I don't think he was denying that we torture people. I think he was saying, this is America and we shouldn't be doing this. I had to listen to it about 3 times to get the gist...I wasn't expecting to agree w. someone on Faux News!
faux snooze.
we don't torture? you been to Arbys lately?
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
provy would like to give Meghan a good waterboarding! ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Lame....
His face looks like slowly melting candle wax.
Also, I'm not even sure what he was trying to say...was he agreeing that torture is wrong and we shouldn't do it? As in "This is America and we are not supposed to torture." If so, I will give him props for that.
It's funny that no-one else on there even REACTED. It's like he never even said it. lol
freshfascedstripper> Regardless, that doesn't make it right OR effective. People will admit to anything if you i.e. - pull out their toenails.
skinnyfat> Oh PLEASE. I think you should volunteer to be waterboarded then. You know, since it's not torture. "Barry" is doing exactly the right thing. We deserve to know what is going on w. this stuff and so does the rest of the world. People in other countries HATE us b/c of W., Cheney, and the other cronies. We CREATED terrorists b/c of the crap going down in these prisons. President Obama is sending a message to the world that the US are not really a bunch of torturing aholes. There's nothing "pc" about it. It's called good PR and we need it badly right now.
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 8:37am.
Who wants to bet the FCC will be fining Fox ZERO dollars for this? Anybody? Anybody?
What? Fox get fined? LMAO
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LOVES IT!!!
(Have to say, though, I actually agree with his sentiment on this one...
I mean, war is yucky and stuff - but hypocrisy truly disgusts me; if we're going to go about policing the world on right & wrong I suppose it's only fair that we follow those standards we've set.)
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yea anyways, wheres megyn kelly?
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We don't torture in America? LOL that is the understatement of the day.
I say FUCK YOU SR, FUCK YOU.
On topic, in my country we curse a lot, like too much, it doesn't mean we don't have education or manners is just our culture, we say a bad word aout of10 words, everytime, we are used to it nobody thins is ofensive anymore.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Maybe he can get with Pigez and Malibu Barbie. Together they're just elevating political discourse in America to heights I never dreamed of! Let's rave for days because one person on Fox News basically said 'torture is wrong' one time.
The producers told him what he said in his earpiece. I don't like Shep Smith, but I do like Fox. Shep gets too excited and probably pees himself....and today we did #2 in his big boy pants too.
"go back to school"
Nice, you really showed me. Well played.
Good Ol' Fox News, Jon Stewart's feeding ground.
He's my only link to Fox.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
oh please, waterboarding and locking someone up with a bug ain't torture. all these PC crap and Barry's mea culpea for bad bad America world tour will destroy this country.
Oh BangoSkank...read what I wrote again or go back to school. Thanks.
PS Screaming curse words is not "discussing an issue."
New's Flash to Shep: THE CIA,FBI,SAS,and any INTELLIGENCE GROUP UNDER THE SUN..TORTURES. WHY the FUCK was ACID invented,BITCH PLEASE.
......celebrities are vile!
We don't torture in America?
Bullshit.
American Idol is in season # 8!!
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"Save the faux outrage for a time when you're ranting about something that's true. Dumbass."
So we're not supposed to speak out against it now? 'Cause it happens? I can't stand watching the FOX talking heads... but it was nice to see a little passion regarding something that matters.
Wow. I just got done saying these exact same words to a coworker. Except I upped the ante and said that we're the FUCKING United States and we shouldn't ever FUCKING torture.
I never knew I had anything in common with Faux "news" correspondants. It's bizzaroworld.
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One good thing, at least they didnt laugh like 8 year old girls when he said it. I bet Shep is the type that swears all the time, even at kids soccer games or when his wife wants him to take the dog out. I just get that vibe.
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Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup
The only reason he realized it was because the producer was screaming in his earpiece.
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This place has got everything.
Haha um...torture may be wrong, be we most certainly DO do it in America! Save the faux outrage for a time when you're ranting about something that's true. Dumbass.
Who wants to bet the FCC will be fining Fox ZERO dollars for this? Anybody? Anybody?
woops... WE ARE AMERICANS WE SAY FUCK!!!!
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The war isn't working.
hahahah "oops"
Oops... LOL.
Shep and Trace are such white trash names.
"We do not fucking torture!" Calm down, asshole!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
He's creepy anyway, with those ceiling eyebrows.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS