(Former) Lezzie To Lezzie
When most of us are going through some real shit we turn to therapy, a bottle of Mad Dog or Yahoo Answers! to help us see the light, but celebwhores like HoHan go on The Ellen Degeneres Show to spill their hearts on the floor. Don't worry, she snorted it back up, so she wouldn't leave a mess.
When hos goes on talk shows, they are usually there to whore out something or another, but it sounds like HoHan just went on to weep for her old partner in pussy. In the interview, airing today, HoHan said she had no idea she was about to get kicked into the gutter, "I had no idea what was going on. I just hadn't seen her in like a week. She like, disappeared." When asked about why they stopped bumping 'ginas, HoHan wouldn't say, but she denied it was because of illegal sexy times, "I don't believe in cheating on someone."
Ellen kind of dropped a big boiling pot of HINTS on HoHan's head when she talked about her own break-up with that crazy Celestia-being, "I kind of lost my career for a little while and I went away. I went to Ojai, California. I stayed away for three years and I literally hibernated and got myself back together. Do you feel like you want to run away?" HoHan wouldn't get the hint if we liquefied it, cooked it up, chopped it down and shoved it up her nose. Her response to Ellen's question was, "I feel like I want to get my career back in shape. There are some shows I'm producing that I'm really excited about. I'm doing a movie in October. So it's been nice to just kind of...You know when people are together so much it gets really difficult and you forget who you are because you're more concerned about being with the other person."
Why didn't Ellen just shake her bony ass and scream, "BITCH! Hook yourself up to an IV filled with blended down meals from Claim Jumper, get in an oxygen tank and stay there until Mean Girls' 10th anniversary!"
And HoHan still holds a place in her pussay for SamRo's strap-on, "I really care about Samantha and we'll see what happens. Maybe when we're fully in the right place. And I love her."
She kind of sounds like a walking and talking Craigslist Missed Connections ad.
HoHan doesn't need SamRo and she doesn't need to work right now. She needs to clean the cokewebs out of her ears and listen to Ellen. Go to a lovely place with trees and deers where she can just quietly sit and use those chopstick legs to eat some damn chow mein or something.
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With Blohan, as Gertrude Stein says, "There's no there, there." And whatever was there has been deleted by chemicals.
Submitted by mongoose on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 6:49pm.
"I've never done anything for people to assume that I'm dangerous"
"I'm responsible"
YEEEEAH RIGHT!
Did she forget her drunken/drug addled car chase through the streets of West Hollywood/Santa Monica? She basically took two dudes hostage in their car while chasing down her former assistants mother while she was on drugs and cocaine was found on her....
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Exactly! Call me an Anti-Semantic bastid but "never" usually means never.
She's a lot more dangerous to herself and others than she might think.
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...I hope tomorrow she sticks her teacup up her ass and calls it macaroni.... Mahaatma
That was hard to watch. I used to think she was a cute kid. I feel bad that's she's fallen so hard.
Ellen was trying. Seems like she's genuinely concerned about Ms. Lohan. With good reason. Lilo looks sick--she seems really unsure of herself and nervous.
Sadsadsadsad. Ugh.
Ummm...I am confused. I might of said before on other posts that she needs to get it all together and I will not say otherwise...but that interview I kinda felt sorry for her. If I could say more I would, but dont wanna bore ya. I completely agree with MK that Linds needs to get away from it all...to her friends and her family. But this chick seems desperate and unknowing of things. She is too naive, that she really needs to grow up. I think we've had something or someone in our lives to completely have 24/7 take our time with them/etc. I hope she goes to wherever for a long time and come back with a different attitude then the poor me syndrome. She is all messed up. but wish her the best. wow I have a heart today. damn it!!
Coma Caca!!
"I've never done anything for people to assume that I'm dangerous"
"I'm responsible"
YEEEEAH RIGHT!
Did she forget her drunken/drug addled car chase through the streets of West Hollywood/Santa Monica? She basically took two dudes hostage in their car while chasing down her former assistants mother while she was on drugs and cocaine was found on her....
She was convicted of DUI and crashed her car in Beverly Hills into a tree (could've been a person walking/jogging on the sidewalk where the tree was)...
But she's not dangerous?! Hmm, I wonder why anyone would think she's dangerous?
Seeing her appear on any talk show these days is like watching Judy Garland degenerate into incoherent rants. But at least Judy didn't snort away her chances by the time she was 23.
Despite her stupidity and delusions, I can't help but feel sorry for her. Not because her career is over at 22, not because she looks like a skeletal crackwhore, but because she doesn't realize how poisonous her family is, including that dumb, talentless, desperate-for-fame, coattail-riding sister. She needs to get away from them as her first order of business, but she won't.
College? the girl needs to go to jr. high and high school first.
I love how she said she's working everyday. Yeah, right. Her parents totally screwed her up & probably the best thing Linds could do would be to disappear for awhile, as Ellen basically suggested, get her shit together, get sober, eat something, even go to college...then come back if that's still what she even wants to do.
Thing is, these girls wind up with good jobs sometimes. It makes me craaaazy that there'll be some hungover raspy-voiced party girl bossing people around, deciding on ad campaigns or who's getting a bonus in her department and the sole reason she has that much responsibility is because she's someone's sorority sister.
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Yeah. Living in a college town, I deal with these types of girls in my job and I can't stand them. Linds, in all her narcissism and drama, reminds me of them and I hate it!
Someone needs to tell this buttplug that brow beating the public with countless interviews on how she is sober and looking for work makes her seem desperate. Like Corey Haim taking a full page ad out in a newspaper saying he was back and ready to make movies.
Submitted by Frybread: "This bitch reminds me of the crazy ex-college girls who can't put down the booze after they graduate and get a real job. They're narcissistic and delusional and can't see they need to clean their act up before anyone takes them seriously."
Thing is, these girls wind up with good jobs sometimes. It makes me craaaazy that there'll be some hungover raspy-voiced party girl bossing people around, deciding on ad campaigns or who's getting a bonus in her department and the sole reason she has that much responsibility is because she's someone's sorority sister.
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:03am.
So I've been really hating on her for a long time but this interview just made me feel PITY.
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I know . . . poor thing tugged at my pregnant heart. I just want to swaddle her and be her mama. Its actually pretty sad.
I think it's obvious that Linds HAS been reading Yahoo! Answers. She always does the opposite of what she should. That's pretty much what happens if you listen to people who give advice in Yahoo! Answers. Instead of Ellen, maybe she should hook up with Ope. (Oprah.)
She's should be the poster child for the Anti-drug campaign.
Ellen has sense. Lohan doesn't. End of story.
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I'm not sure why Ellen would open her program to Lezzie drama. I worked with a lesbian whose gay drama paled in comparison to my straight life.
No one wants to hear it with folks losing their jobs and their homes. I wish Hohan would just shut the fuck up.
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Whoever said she is constantly talking about constantly working is spot on. This child needs to grow the fuck up already and step away from the tv camera, pap camera, and pretty much every electronic device and read a book or something. She can't fucking breathe without telling the world everything via tv and radio interviews, twitter, blackberry, crashing peoples concerts, and trying to parody herself on websites. GO AWAY already! People in this world have real problems and could give two flips about how your heart hurts and how many pairs of skinny jeans you bought this morning. Ugh.
Paris is for stoners.
No one needs to listen to Ellen; her show is unbearable, she's stupid, and not cute or funny anymore at all.
This bitch reminds me of the crazy ex-college girls who can't put down the booze after they graduate and get a real job. They're narcissistic and delusional and can't see they need to clean their act up before anyone takes them seriously.
The bottom line is Linds is a mess and, if I were a director, I would never hire her for anything more than being a fluffer.
there's something about watching linds on talk shows and interveiws that makes me uncomfortable. she actually seems like a pretty normal person tho, i hope her life works out for her.
On Chelsea Handler last night one of the panelists was talking about if Lilo and Leo DiCaprio got together, they'd be called LohanDiCapped. I was effin dyin laffin=))
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:49am.
Oh gosh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucjrnjPKR1Q&feature=related
She was so cute. But she was already lying...
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She was probably just at the start of all her mega issues here, but her face & even her skin looked really super pretty & her body looked healthy during this interview. What a waste...She is a moron for not wanting to go back to something similar...I know she is older now, but its not like that was 10 years ago!
Oh gosh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucjrnjPKR1Q&feature=related
She was so cute. But she was already lying...
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
I love Ellen!!!! Too bad she didn't just smack that shithead upside the head... girl needs some serious shaking up ~ any crackwhore who comes forward to "set the record straight" is just fucking crazy ass delusional. Remember crack-is-whack-whitney??? yeah....... like that.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Dina Lohan is as screwed up as her daughter!
example: Her twitter page.
Submitted by CHARLES MANSON on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 9:49am.
I totally agree. I actually liked Lindsay when she first burst on the scene. She really was a pretty girl. If you look around the internet for other videos of her, you can see the slide. She's underweight and totally fucked up in the brain. She can't even spit out a coherent sentence in this "interview" with Ellen.
God knows what fucked her up *coughtcokeandmethcough*, but she needs to get herself together.
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LOL! Too classic. Nice try, Ellen.
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Wow - those are some skinny arms. I feel bad for her, she needs to put on some weight before she wastes away.
So I've been really hating on her for a long time but this interview just made me feel PITY.
This girl is so fucked up - anorexic, cracked out, looks like total shit. She's clearly not in a happy place in life - her career is in the toilet and everyone pretty much thinks she's a crackhead.
And yet she can't come to terms with it. She's on this show trying to pimp herself out, trying to prove that she's fine when she's clearly not.
Girl, nobody is going to give you work until you fix yourself FOR REAL. That doesn't mean just slapping a rehab band-aid over it, but letting that shit heal once and for all. Get your damn self together!
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Ojai is not far enough to send HoHan. Perhaps the Persian Gulf or Somalia to hide away.
Good people around her? Like her Mom? That would be the same person who partied with her and probably pushed her to get a boob job.
Yeah, yeah, yeah Blowhan. And those aren't you pants, right?
As much as i loath her, I find myself liking her for some reason. I kind of feel bad for her. She needs a shower and a sandwich.
Ricki: I had to go into a meeting, so I just now saw your post. BWAHAHAHAHA! That was classic!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
HereForTheRide LOL !!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Soooo Linds...how's that spray tanner coming along? :P
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
This was basically an intervention with a live studio audience. Ellen tells her to take a goddamn break.
Go away.
I say forever, but unfortunately that is not likely to happen.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Lindsay, stop playing the fucking victim card. If you truly wanted to get better, be healthy and not be a cesspool of rumors that overshadow your work, you already would be. The best thing you could possibly do is disappear, get your shit in order and stop trying to force the universe's hand to be something nobody in their goddamned right mind could see you as when you're a drugged out skeleton of a mess.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
She looks weird, too bony, fidgety...something isn't right and hasn't been for years. Her parents screwed her up pretty well, but yeah, she should stop blaming them and move on. She seems very codependent.
This is completely off-topic, but I am drooling over Snowpiece's avi. That boy is beautiful.
On Topic: Lindsay needs to grow up in the worst way. She's too old to be blaming her stupidity on being "immature" or on her asshole parents. Ricki Lake is right, her life is going to get about as bad as life can get. Britney will look like a rocket scientist.
she is so fucking sickly looking and such a fucking LIAR.
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Ugh dramaqueen, I can't believe you watch that piece of trash. Anyone who watches AI is total fucking idiot loser.
Wait, why are you mad at me?! WHAT DID I SAY?!?!?! lol
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 10:07am.
Devilgirl ~ good morning sugar puff!
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Where in the heck have you been? *shaking finger in scolding manner*
Any update on cooter dye?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Wow, she is like the dumbest piece of shit ever.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Devilgirl ~ good morning sugar puff!
On Topic: if a camera supposedly adds "10 lbs" to a person...imagine what the hell Blohan looks like in real life.
Lindsay need to do what every other chick does who breaks up with their SO: stuff your face! Ice cream, cake, ribs, Doritos, Dr. Pepper. You are toooo flaca, Lilo.
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Okay, if we're gonna be off topic, are we gonna talk AI? Last week MK didn't even give us a thread on the elimination show!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."