Thursday, April 23rd 2009
Morning Wood
TWO SEXY LADIES: Before Gavin Rossdale was married to Gwen Stefani he was sexing a dude who looks just like Gwen Stefani - Celebitchy
Jill Zarin loves her new boobs and I don't love the lump of vomit slowly coming up my throat after reading this - ICYDK
Trash in a trash bag! - SOW
JHud might be pregnant with Punk's baby - Socialite Life
Cheryl Tweedy voted the sexiest woman by FHM after Rojo Caliente turned down the title - Holy Moly!
Don't ask Hugh Jackman if he's gay, just look at his wife for the answer - I'm Not Obsessed
I know Miss California's memaw thinks my soul will become snake meat in Hell, but I still think she's hot. Look at this bitch! - Radar
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@ Gavin - i dont doubt it for a second. nothing to be ashamed of sweetie. old news.
@ hugh- Package, package, package, package....is all I see. that is a sweet piece. regardless. what does the brown child have on? ceremonial robes?
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Gavin looks like Ally Hannigan (Willow from Buffy). Weird.
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What are these gay-haters doing on this site? Maybe the stupid #$%$# think that if some gay dude's having a big open house party, they can just traipse in, insult the host, AND his other gay guests, and then bitch and whine that people call them bigoted and small-minded. Stupid dim-witted skanks. If it walks like a dumb skank, and it talks like a dumb skank, it IS a dumb skank. And that goes for Miss California too, who's soon to appear in Christian porn smoking Sean Hannity's tiny peen as Ann Coulter bangs her with her 10-incher from behind.
What's more skanks, its skanky and stupid to say "How bigoted and close-minded of those Jews/Hindus/Muslims/Gays/Catholics/Blacks to say that we're being bigoted and close-minded because we don't like Jews/Hindus/Muslims/Gays/Catholics/Blacks." It aint being bigoted and close-minded to call a bigot a bigot. Maybe that concept's too big to fit inside Miss CA's botoxed head, but I'm sure we can drill a hole through that helmet hair-do and insert some sense into that holier-than-thou skank's head.
As for Obama, he's a liar. Everyone with half a brain knows he's pro-gay marriage, but if he said he was, the holier-than-thou skanks would eat him alive. You see, they prefer a liar to someone who'll actually say that he's against discriminatory practices against gays.
This Marilyn/Gavin news was gossiped about a good decade ago. I think even Howard Stern talked about it back then. Wasn't Gwen also rumoured to banged a number of girl groupies as well back in the day?
So we elect a liar and hail him as the Messiah and Miss CA is castigated for telling the truth. It all makes perfect sense now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
r5bales> Ok, I'll say it again: politicans say anything to get elected (and in his case, I don't he wanted to be elected for the glory of it He really wanted to get in there and change things up). Do you honestly think he would have gotten elected if he had come out FOR gay marriage? That doesn't mean he doesn't believe in it, just means he's politically suavy. And he's probably as "Christian" as Bush is.
"I'm a Christian. And so, although I try not to have my religious beliefs dominate or determine my political views on this issue, I do believe that tradition, and my religious beliefs say that marriage is something sanctified between a man and a woman." Barack Obama
"We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman." Miss California
When are we going to see everyone castigate and ridicule President Obama? Fuckers.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Gavin is the hottest thing to ever grace this earth.
He looks alot like the guy in my avatar!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Hmmm, I wonder when Gavin will be single again???
Jack Nasty loves you!!
Ok, Miss California...take a long look at that granny photo. THAT is your future, mobile home, sexxay curlers, and all.
I don't like Perez, but his letter to granny was funny.
Perez is a talentless hack but Prejean and her Granny are trash. They need to learn a little tact and diplomacy if they are going to try and pass off that trailer trash tramp as the next Miss America. I wasn't surprised to learn that she is Michael Phelps' booty call.
OK Miss Cal's old mean ass granny is a Hot Slut nominee.
http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/susanboyle/?yguid=8365995
Maybe this is a an issue of In Touch I'll borrow at work! I hope Gwen is devasted to learn this info since she annoys the fuck out of me.
Perez Hilton sucks. MK is much smarter, wittier and better looking too.
Is that not the truth? At least MK does believe all gay men should worship at Vadge's altar. God, I am so sick of that crap!
"I'm so fucking tired of Gwen Stefani. She was only good (and barely good) with No Doubt. She has a crap voice and the Japanese thing is bizarre.
And Gavin is hot but his music tanked when he became Mrs. Gwen Stefani."
Amen to that!
Who isn't tired of Gwen Stefani? She use to be alright, but now she is annoying and why hasn't the Asian League come after her for how she depicts Japanese culture? The ACLU should be all over her ass for that.
Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:45pm.
I thought Gavin R screwed pretty much anything in the 80s. He has a daughter from that time too. Like a good friend of mine said "the only thing separating a straight man from a gay one is a six pack of beer."
Its like i said to one of my friends that had a 2 guy and 1 girl 3some...
"theres a thin line between gay and straight and that lines name is the taint"
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
I thought Gavin R screwed pretty much anything in the 80s. He has a daughter from that time too. Like a good friend of mine said "the only thing separating a straight man from a gay one is a six pack of beer."
Absolutely nothing in that little blurb about the granny shocks me. It's exactly as I'd expect. Hugh Jackman is still hot. Even if he is a liar. And I don't see why anyone feels bad for Gwen. Boy George put that shit in his book a long ass time ago. And if you read the book you'll see that Boy George wasn't trying to be scandalous. He was simply stating the facts. It wasn't given any kind of importance in the book. It was just a side statement. People act like Boy George went out of his way to be controversial about this and that couldn't be more wrong. There's a lot of shit in his book that's obviously presented in a way that invites scandal. The few words about Marilyn and Gavin were not.
OMG i didnt know that about Gavin. I agree w) many of u. 80s was a crazytime and anything done in the 80s is best left there. Romy and Death to Douches - u said it perfectly.
I never thought Kingston looked like his dad but when I look at the above pic, he is a spitting image of his dad. How young was Gavin in that pic? He doesnt even look like he hit puberty.
Missy - I agree with both ur statements about Alba (crushing on her when she was on Dark Angel) and Jill Zarin - I want to be adopted by her too.
Perez Hilton sucks. MK is much smarter, wittier and better looking too.
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OMG Kingston looks EXACTLY LIKE HIM!!!!!!!!!11
"Well, call 1-800-BOO-HOO and ask for extension WAH WAH, you fucking aging prostate."
LOL!
Awesome.
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I don't give a shit about Gavin Rossdale's sexuality. I'm with Drama Queen -- he can do anything he wants to me as long as he sings while he does it.
What the hell kind of GD shit has Andre Leon Talley inflicted on JHud now?!? That top looks like a goddamned napkin.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:58am.
Holy crap how old was Gavin here...12???
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v679/russy68/gavandmaz-1.jpg
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Holy crap!!!!!!!!!!! He DOES look young there.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Cheryl Tweedy (Cole) sexiest?? Ughh she is gross, unpleasant to be around and a beard.
I dont understand the Girls Aloud thing. At least 3 of them are vomit inducingly ugly, they cant sing for shit and have no other talents. Please go away.
Gay, straight, bi -- don't care! I'd let Gavin do all kinds of naughty things to me. As long as he sang too.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Am I the only one who gets a pedo vibe from that Gavin /Marilyn picture? He looks about 15 and that shim looks alot older.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by pomegranate on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:46am.
Ugh,I'm old, I remember that Marilyn guys' face from the 80's. Not sure if I remember what relevant thing he did to get into my 80's consciousness, though.
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LMAOO! Let me remind you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NROI9Nd9bo0
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LMAO!!!! Thanks NitWitty-I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!
A snippet of what Mario Lavandiarrhea had to say to Grandma:
"I am an American. I am a gay American. I am a
Latino American. And I am an American who knows a thing or two about women in the spotlight."
No. Really. I'm just wondering what any of the above has to do with the fact that the dumb grape ape asked a really stoopid question. And grape ape is totally correct. He only knows one thing, maybe two, about women in the spotlight: how to write stoopid immature comments on their pics and/or how to draw cocks and jizz on their pics. That's his "thing or two". Ugly ass.
ubmitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:58am.
Holy crap how old was Gavin here...12???
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v679/russy68/gavandmaz-1.jpg
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He looks like that kid from Almost Famous.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Why the hell did I think that was Pete Burns?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Holy crap how old was Gavin here...12???
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v679/russy68/gavandmaz-1.jpg
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by pomegranate on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:46am.
Ugh,I'm old, I remember that Marilyn guys' face from the 80's. Not sure if I remember what relevant thing he did to get into my 80's consciousness, though.
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LMAOO! Let me remind you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NROI9Nd9bo0
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so, gavin swung both ways, then he picked a permanent team. happens more than you think.
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That Marilyn Gavin story is old news. Gavin was a straight up rent boy back in the day.
He has been ass up in the air for more men than a proctologist.
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Ugh,I'm old, I remember that Marilyn guys' face from the 80's. Not sure if I remember what relevant thing he did to get into my 80's consciousness, though.
Submitted by Tacky Pretty on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:29am.
Why come here then? You don't like what is being said, leave. Pretty easy solution to YOUR problem , dontcha think?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Tacky
I agree with everything u said besides the top part. We care about such things because these men are married and misleading women instead of just getting the dick they want. So when news like these come out it's like a freak show people like to watch. And bottom line it ain't right to make babies with somebody and all that but have gay secrets.
A what what in the butt...what what
I'm sorry I just find it incredibly funny that MK has a stalker that accuses him of being straight! He says "straight" like it's a dirty ass word, you hafta see the humor in that!!! MK is the first ungay guy[pfft] I have ever known to refer to a man's hair as a magical forest!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
YES!
People change.
Everybody was different in the 80's.
Madonna was sexy.
Michael Jackson sold records.
And I was a sperm cell until halfway that decade, and I certainly don't resemble one anymore.
snowpiece on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:33am
hahahahaha....
Awwww, he just wants some love, he is teh gay after all and MK isn't, apparently.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
If Huge is a decent person, as he seems to be, he can't admit he's gay now. The admission would be mortifying to his wife, since it would show she's been complicit in the sham for years. I swear he's in the closet for professional reasons, like TC, Travolta, and Spacey.
Brandi: i was going to respond, then I remembered who that was. Perez himself, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Oh my, here we go...
MK's biggest fan....
Tacky honey, no one cares.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I would give nearly anything for someone to explain to me what difference Hugh Jackman's sexual orientation makes? You don't think there are thousands of gay men in heterosexual marriages or relationships for their own reasons as well?
I'm gay, but don't presume anyone really gives a shit. Why does anyone care if a celebrity is gay or not? I'm a fan of a number of gossip blogs, but I can never get my head around the queening that goes on here and elsewhere. "Oh, he loves the PEEN." So the fuck what?
And as for Miss California. I don't agree with her. I have a different opinion. I think men should be able to marry men and women women. (And me especially to Patrick Demspey, pleaase!) But, shit, Miss California can have her own opinion. The culture she grew up in, church, family, whatever, has made her the person she is. She's still evolving. You don't agree with her position. Okay. That's your right. But fucking Perez Hilton tries to play it as if he's saved America from the great un-evolved. Fuck him. She took a lot of shit for having an opinion that ended up being unpopular with a big attention-hungry fag. So what?
TP
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"I don't know why that gay guy Perez was even judging a contest with a bunch of girls. That doesn't make any sense. He should be judging a Chippendale's contest," Jeanette told...
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So, um, like...what would *I* get to judge...? Chippendales too? Yay! They should add an "intelligence" portion to the Chippendale's show - why make fun of girls all the time? Let's see what stoopit boys have to say!
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Fergie is seriously fug...WHY Josh Duhamel, WHY!!!
Ms. Cali's granny is rocking the hell out of those curlers...she's a HAWT memaw, fo sure!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
"a male rocker who looked remarkably like Gwen"
HA! That's a line no woman wants to read. Undercover peen in the 80's may have seemed like a good idea at the time Gav me old boy, but attention whores will swing back (be it nearly 3 decades later) and spill the beans sooner or later.
Cue Stefani next public outing as brunette in 3,2,1.
--thanks awfully--
That tranny looks more masculine than Gavin!