Thursday, April 23rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Two Of Ireland's Finest Emeralds
The Brit Brit and KFed of Ireland fought in the middle of the street over their cheating ways and someone got the whole thing on tape. They really should have charged for this, because this is solid gold.
You know, I've heard of some kinky shit, but I've never heard of a dude who is into riding fat female-to-male tranny hippos who are raising a child on their own. But the chick got him back for cheating on her with hippos, because she's letting an ex-inmate with big chichis go all the way up her gowl. GOWL!
By the way, what's the number to CPS in Athlone, Ireland?
VIA Twenty Major (Thanks John)
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MK, you make me ashamed to be Irish... and in other news, I laughed so much that I think I just pissed myself.........
Have I told anyone on here how much I hate Diddy and that show, Making the Band?
I also hate Danity Kane, Day 26. Who thinks that boy bands or girl groups are even cool? Who buys this shit?
Yes, I am watching the show right now because I want to know that Danity Kane will never make another cd ever again!
Okay, I had to get that off of my chest! Whew!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
My god that was amazing....when she screamed that the other guy has a huge dick, but doesn't need to put it up her butt...she's like my own Emily Dickinson. Sheer poetry.
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LMAO....seems like South Boston on a Saturday night. Ahhh, the Irish!
Clarisse, have fun! G'night! Kisses to the bunneh!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Thanks for the knacker definitions everyone. Being a chicana, I don't know shit about European "undesirables."
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Wolf Like Me
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 8:51pm.
Unfortunately, I've had this talk with the hubby; prostate tickling is supposed to be great for guys, but I'm not sticking anything up his ass, I'm sorry. I don't think it makes him questionable or anything, just really open about his sexual preferences. I personally find it repulsive, but to each his own I guess.
Women have told me that they're repulsed because of....well...cling-ons.
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
actually knackers are more of the equivalents of white trash living in the projects. tinkers would be the traveling gypsies, whose caravans you will find in random spots off the road. knackers & tinkers!
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Sugar,
LOL! My vacation is all day with Max! =/
Max doesn't leave the house...soooo
No real vaca for hopefully many years to come!
It's SPRING CLEANING! Woooooooooooooo! hoo.
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Did u bring Maximoooooooooose?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Uncle A!!!
You get your booty back here!!!
Sugar,
Oh, no fighting for me...I'm on vacation!!
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Yeah well, I don't have a seagull telling me what to do. I have a husband giving me the side eye. But there's a fight a-brewing in the Chestica thread and I can't keep away!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Sugar!
You KNOW Maximoose has their names, ranks and service numbers!!
He has his ways....
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Carrot!
I checkz it in two shakes!! First I have to put on my geek hat AND my bunny badge!!!
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Rabbits "thump" to signal a perceived danger to the "warren".
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Watership Down is an allegory for the fight of freedom against repression.
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Now, while intact wild rabbits are territorial, they are not as reich-state as portrayed. They also do NOT have a seagull telling people to piss off!
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
What what in the butt.
Okay, I need an aspirin.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:18pm.
So since this is OT and the open post, my girlfriend asked me a question I had no answer for. She has been seeing someone for a little while, like 5 months or so, and they waited for sexy times until like 2 months in or so. Anyway, she said the other night he wanted her to play around with his no no area. She didnt want to and now feels like he's a closet freak. Any thoughts?
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Unfortunately, I've had this talk with the hubby; prostate tickling is supposed to be great for guys, but I'm not sticking anything up his ass, I'm sorry. I don't think it makes him questionable or anything, just really open about his sexual preferences. I personally find it repulsive, but to each his own I guess.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
AHAHAHA! You guys are dead! DEAD! Wait until Maximooooose hears this shit! BWAH!
Um............bunnehs aren't cwazy. Dat was a story!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Clarissalina, I sended you an email times! I'm off to the great land of dairy! Imma miss you!
Hahahahahah "Rabbits are fucked up." Hahahahahaha.
GGGGGGGGGASSSSSSSSSSSSP!!!
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 8:32pm.
Yeah....Watership Down killed any love of rabbits Uncle ever had!!!!
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How so?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 8:32pm.
Yeah....Watership Down killed any love of rabbits Uncle ever had!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Uncle, I almost called myself "Silverweed" i/o of Roo, so hell yeah I remember! Poems to the shiny wire. Man, that was eerie.
NaNoop, I never knew they really did that. I never had a bunneh even though we had a crazy menagerie when I was a kid. All kids of things but no bunnehs.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:21pm.
Hee hee. It does seem to be somewhat taboo.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 8:23pm.
Rabbits don't really thump when they're pissed, do they? That's a cartoon thingy!
I had a rabbit, and she would thump is she felt nervous. SUPPOSEDLY it is an instinctual thing that is supposed to notify all other rabits by way of ground vibration when there is danger. A "silent" warning.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 8:23pm.
Rabbits don't really thump when they're pissed, do they? That's a cartoon thingy!
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Rabbits are FUCKED UP! Ever read "Watership Down"???
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:21pm.
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:17pm.
So since this is OT and the open post, my girlfriend asked me a quesiton I had no answer for. She has been seeing someone for a little while, like 5 months or so, and they waited for sexy times until like 2 months in or so. Anyway, she said the other night he wanted her to play around with his no no area. She didnt want to and now feels like he's a closet freak. Any thoughts?
I don't think he is necessarily a freak. The no-no area can be highly erogenous. I actually think it says more about his level of comfort with her and himself that he is asking for her to pleasure him there.
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Eeeeee...yes, but how exactly does he want her to pleasure his no-no hole? If it involves any *insertion of foreign bodies* type action, I'd have to brand him as possibly *undecided*.
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Maybe I’m Amazed
Rabbits don't really thump when they're pissed, do they? That's a cartoon thingy!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
CARROT!
Bingo! Shit! I've done the rabbit thing for 10 years and the thump still scares teh piss out of me!!!!
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:44pm.
Carrot,
Never had the balls to do it in MY house! Hellz no! We visit haunted places for "fun", but I can always take my happy ass home!!
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Could you imagine? I mean, if a bunneh rabbit thumped its foot on the ground like they do, you'd be all WHATHAFAAWASSAAAAAAT??!!!!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:52pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:48pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:44pm.
*whispering*
Sugaroo has the haunted house; Carrot's looking for a good man who will appreciate her.
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Holy shit, Momus, I thought for a second you were gonna tell Clarisse about my bunny comment earlier! *wipes brow*
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Wouldn't dream of it. Your secret's safe with me.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus,
My dear little Carrot is a beautiful, charming, witty woman...but she's young. She needs to understand that men mature about 10 years slower than women until they hit about 35...
Sugaroo is a lucky duck! Casper the ghost for a sleepover!!! She best be careful about the bunny jokes though...a ghost is childs play compared to a disgruntled rabbit!!
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Knacker: Member of the travelling community. People who shop in Lifestyle Sports.
"Thieving, thieving f*ckin' actual dirtball knackers."
(IrishSlang.net)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:48pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:44pm.
*whispering*
Sugaroo has the haunted house; Carrot's looking for a good man who will appreciate her.
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Holy shit, Momus, I thought for a second you were gonna tell Clarisse about my bunny comment earlier! *wipes brow*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:07pm.
You're so funny. You have yet to find a guy who isn't intimidated by your razor sharp wit. Wimps are easily frightened off, you'll find a real man one of these days.
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No need to sugar coat it my dear, men just aren't that into me. I've accepted it. It's not because they're wimps, it's because I'm difficult and expect too much.
I have a very dear friend, who describes herself much the way you do. And like you, she is funny and smart as hell. She is still single and unmarried at the age of 38. (I'm a month older than her, so yeah- we're old as shit compared to some of you youngsters)
She FINALLY has met a guy who isn't too insecure or whatEVER to deal with her. It took a while, but looks like she found a great guy, but it is way too early in the game to know where it will lead...but looks promising. .
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:44pm.
*whispering*
Sugaroo has the haunted house; Carrot's looking for a good man who will appreciate her.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Carrot,
Never had the balls to do it in MY house! Hellz no! We visit haunted places for "fun", but I can always take my happy ass home!!
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:25pm.
'Men' apparently don't exist in my neck of the woods.
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Maybe you need to look a bit farther south ... or north or east or west.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:17pm.
Not much detail here.
Does he want her to caress his no-no area or beat with a leather whip?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:18pm.
So since this is OT and the open post, my girlfriend asked me a question I had no answer for. She has been seeing someone for a little while, like 5 months or so, and they waited for sexy times until like 2 months in or so. Anyway, she said the other night he wanted her to play around with his no no area. She didnt want to and now feels like he's a closet freak. Any thoughts?
*searching Penthouse Forum*
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:21pm.
There is a big difference between guys and men. Guys are not into you. You need to find a man who is secure with himself. You are simply particular and have discerning taste.
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'Men' apparently don't exist in my neck of the woods.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:18pm.
No need to sugar coat it my dear, men just aren't that into me. I've accepted it. It's not because they're wimps, it's because I'm difficult and expect too much.
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There is a big difference between guys and men. Guys are not into you. You need to find a man who is secure with himself. You are simply particular and have discerning taste.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:17pm.
So since this is OT and the open post, my girlfriend asked me a quesiton I had no answer for. She has been seeing someone for a little while, like 5 months or so, and they waited for sexy times until like 2 months in or so. Anyway, she said the other night he wanted her to play around with his no no area. She didnt want to and now feels like he's a closet freak. Any thoughts?
I don't think he is necessarily a freak. The no-no area can be highly erogenous. I actually think it says more about his level of comfort with her and himself that he is asking for her to pleasure him there.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:18pm.
So since this is OT and the open post, my girlfriend asked me a question I had no answer for. She has been seeing someone for a little while, like 5 months or so, and they waited for sexy times until like 2 months in or so. Anyway, she said the other night he wanted her to play around with his no no area. She didnt want to and now feels like he's a closet freak. Any thoughts?
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I don't think he's gay, he probably just finally now feels comfortable getting on to the subject of things a little riskier in the bedroom.
If she's not ok with it, she needs to tell him. If he can't accept it, he's not worth it.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:11pm.
Want to freak the fuck out of yourself?? Get a voice activated recorder and let it run through the night, while you sleep! BOOO!
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Oh Jebus, that'd be sooooooooo freaky.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:07pm.
You're so funny. You have yet to find a guy who isn't intimidated by your razor sharp wit. Wimps are easily frightened off, you'll find a real man one of these days.
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No need to sugar coat it my dear, men just aren't that into me. I've accepted it. It's not because they're wimps, it's because I'm difficult and expect too much.
So since this is OT and the open post, my girlfriend asked me a question I had no answer for. She has been seeing someone for a little while, like 5 months or so, and they waited for sexy times until like 2 months in or so. Anyway, she said the other night he wanted her to play around with his no no area. She didnt want to and now feels like he's a closet freak. Any thoughts?
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Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:11pm.
Sugar!
Want to freak the fuck out of yourself?? Get a voice activated recorder and let it run through the night, while you sleep! BOOO!
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My son tried that. The only thing we heard was the dog sniffing the recorder and later farting. Good times.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 6:57pm.
Forgive me if this has already been answered (too many pages to read), but will someone please tell me that "knacker" isn't the Irish version of the n word, is it?
It's usually the adjective "knackered," meaning tired or beat, no? I guess it can be a verb, too.