Thursday, April 23rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Two Of Ireland's Finest Emeralds
The Brit Brit and KFed of Ireland fought in the middle of the street over their cheating ways and someone got the whole thing on tape. They really should have charged for this, because this is solid gold.
You know, I've heard of some kinky shit, but I've never heard of a dude who is into riding fat female-to-male tranny hippos who are raising a child on their own. But the chick got him back for cheating on her with hippos, because she's letting an ex-inmate with big chichis go all the way up her gowl. GOWL!
By the way, what's the number to CPS in Athlone, Ireland?
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TheBreakdown,
I agree with you. Maybe I am strange but I have no desire to get married anytime soon. If I had no money and living in a country that prevented options, maybe I would want to get married.
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Falkor
That's good to know... I stay with the truth
But that's just me
omg that video was fucking hilarous
kind of made me sick though, as I just got out of a very volitile relationship myself, and fights like that just make me want to put a bullet through my skull. Ugh. Never again.
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by Candy on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:43pm.
I need to call my ex and ask him the same thing. WHY DO YOU RIDE WOMEN THAT LOOK LIKE MEN AND MAY ACTUTALLY BE MEN!!!!!
蜘龍====================龍蜘
My ex dated the most ghastly women and I say that not out of jealousy, but it's the truth. His friends even said that I was the only chick since the mid-1990's that he dated, they would even hit on. Yes, his friends were a great bunch too, hitting on me when the sausage eating swine wasn't around.
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Well I dumped mine like a hot potato because I heard some things and when I asked him about it, he basically didn't deny it so back to square one. On a serious note, my heart goes out to all the females with cheating men. Its never easy.
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hi bunny! i don't have any shrooms, it thought it was snowy? wish i did!
finally celebrated your Bday? good for you.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:29pm.
Falkor: I can see it now, it will be beautiful. and the minister will ask: Do you Pedoface take Falkor to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to choke till death do you part?
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No, No, No, Snowy, you got it all wrong, she will have a Paster, not a minister!
The honeymoon will be spent wit the rest of his platoon watching their love making shenanigans! At least there will be plenty of people to video tape the spectacle.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
drama: thanks, sob and have you noticed a significant absence of Stoney today? LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:42pm.
Bring your crotch fruit to work day, and I'm fukn exhausted!
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Ahahaha, and I thought calling it Bring your Brat to work day was good, that takes the cake right there!
Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:41pm.
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Sounds like you've still got a bit to learn about men. When my man and I first started going out he talked all about wanted to put a ring on my finger and having a kid with me and all that sweet junk guys will sometimes tell girls in the beginning of the relationship because they're so addicted to the new catbox. The REAL relationship begins when the bullshit ends. The beginning is nice and nice things are said, but it's mostly just fluff. You never really get to know a man until you've lived with him. The real thing you need to find out is his level of honesty...how true to his heart is he, really?
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:36pm.
your mom..
You can ask her whatever you want... Just don't ask about sexytimes... And him going downtown after knowing him for a whole 2 hours
while on her rag
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You guys are exaggerating! All my little tales are always twisted and morphed into a new animal from what it originally was!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Hi Bitchetee
share your shrooms wif me
Awwwwwww, Snowy! (((HUGS))) Holy Moley should have gone. At least Litl is gone, though!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:44pm
Our company sponsors a bring yur brat to work day and so the little feckers have been here all day and it's
"Ms. Silvara this and Ms. Silvara that, and I lost my bouncy ball etc..." I'm all like "I'm gonna shove that ball down your neck if you don't go find your momma"
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Fix what's dicked-up, and the problem goes away.
Submitted by Candy on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:43pm.
I need to call my ex and ask him the same thing. WHY DO YOU RIDE WOMEN THAT LOOK LIKE MEN AND MAY ACTUTALLY BE MEN!!!!!
蜘龍====================龍蜘
My ex dated the most ghastly women and I say that not out of jealousy, but it's the truth. His friends even said that I was the only chick since the mid-1990's that he dated, they would even hit on. Yes, his friends were a great bunch too, hitting on me when the sausage eating swine wasn't around.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Devil
lol I'll show him to you when he's on
he's HWAT
thanks Drama, losing Anoop has brought out the poetry in my soul ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
ok. since i am reading for meself, i got
ShROOMS! yay... oh its been so long.
and KD getting hitched????
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:29pm.
Falkor: I can see it now, it will be beautiful. and the minister will ask: Do you Pedoface take Falkor to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to choke till death do you part?
;P
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HA! Just like I dreamed it would be...ahhhh
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Thanks to all of you lovely sluts that offered an ear (or eyes I guess?) to vent to and your words of advice - love you all!
And on a completely unrelated note, I'm ready for the American Idol post!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:29pm.
MK needs to start a post of the day contest, because that shit was poetry, Snowy! Sheer, utter poetry!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I just read an article about more women going lesbo. Could it be because men are afraid of committment, dragging their feet, economic recession, fear of being a bad father?
What is it?!
Someone better find out soon, before the human race dies out.
I predict that as more women make more money, there will be even fewer marriages. At least between a man and a woman, anyway.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:41pm.
Devil
I heart our dlisted menziz
especially Eddie♥
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Yes, they are the normals ones! Too bad they are in the minority and not the majority!
Eddis? Do I know him? Munster?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:42pm.
Please KILL me now! Bring your crotch fruit to work day, and I'm fukn exhausted!
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"Bring your crotch fruit to work" day? lol! what the hell?
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
I need to call my ex and ask him the same thing. WHY DO YOU RIDE WOMEN THAT LOOK LIKE MEN AND MAY ACTUTALLY BE MEN!!!!!
蜘龍====================龍蜘
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:16pm.
He needs to get over that hump if he wants me to stick around.
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I hear ya. Stick to your guns. All us Dlisted whores deserve great things and should settle for nothing less.
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Thank you, love! And I agree.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Please KILL me now! Bring your crotch fruit to work day, and I'm fukn exhausted!
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Fix what's dicked-up, and the problem goes away.
Devil
I heart our dlisted menziz
especially Eddie♥
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:20pm.
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What, exactly, is your definition of a man showing interest in marriage in the first year of a relationship? Telling her he'd like to marry her? Describing to her what he'd like for his wedding someday? having her move in with him when they've been together less than a year?
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Well, me personally ive had pillow talk with a couple guys where a guy will talk about our future together after weve only been together a month or two. Hell talk about babies and wanting to take of his family, or hell talk about his family like his mom and how he feels about her and so on. Ive had an Italian guy I barely knew who semi jokingly asked me to marry him. I know that if I would have said, ok..lets go to Vegas, he would have done it in a heart beat and that would be what it do...
Then ive been with guys who are all about fun and hangin out with the guys and who made a clear separation between me and his friends and family. Guys who never talked about the future with me even though we were dating, or only talked about it after I brought it up...
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:36pm.
your mom..
You can ask her whatever you want... Just don't ask about sexytimes... And him going downtown after knowing him for a whole 2 hours
while on her rag
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Oh, that's lovely! I think I'll pass on the sexytimes talk with her, then--my IBS is acting up and I have a weak stomach.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:16pm.
He needs to get over that hump if he wants me to stick around.
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I hear ya. Stick to your guns. All us Dlisted whores deserve great things and should settle for nothing less.
your mom
it's what divorces are made of
whats goin on?!!?
HI BItches!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:34pm.
DG
bills, bad lunch ...ME! IDK it really doesn't take much to get him in a bad mood
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I think all men must be on the rag today! Talk about bitches! Except the dl men, they are handsome, intelligent and kind individuals.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:34pm.
DG
bills, bad lunch ...ME! IDK it really doesn't take much to get him in a bad mood
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Ahh, isn't it fun living with a big grumpo?
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
snowpiece on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:29pm
teeheeheeeheee
Choke, slap and stab!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:35pm.
Devilgirl...
A paster in Central America pastes in Spanish, I guess.
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LMAO! Yes and they are good at pasting propaganda around the small villages quickly AND cheaply!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
your mom..
You can ask her whatever you want... Just don't ask about sexytimes... And him going downtown after knowing him for a whole 2 hours
while on her rag
your mom! u need to read my posts! i told you that's la kookoooo!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Oh.my.gosh. Three words and I still manage to spell one of them wrong.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:33pm.
LOL! Silly me, but of course! You have to go to So.America/Central America to find one?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Devilgirl...
A paster in Central America pastes in Spanish, I guess.
DG
bills, bad lunch ...ME! IDK it really doesn't take much to get him in a bad mood
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:25pm.
Paster?! Is that someone who prepares you to be pasteurized?
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No, silly devilgirl...a paster is someone who pastes.
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:28pm.
Ymat
DON'T ASK !!!! don't do it
lol
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Ok, obviously there's some kinda crazy going on with falkor that I'm not yet privy to. Should I be scared?
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:30pm.
DEBIL
yay! I finally celebrated my berfday today (kinda)
I got my hair cut and got into a fight with Mr.XX
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Yay for the hair cut and boo for Mr.XX!
Why was he being a "butt head" ?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Ok bitches, I've just sent out my first modernization bid.....it's worth $180,000.00.
If I get it signed I get a commission off of it!
PRAY FOR ME!
Submitted by Falkor on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 2:25pm.
Paster?! Is that someone who prepares you to be pasteurized?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
DEBIL
yay! I finally celebrated my berfday today (kinda)
I got my hair cut and got into a fight with Mr.XX
Falkor: I can see it now, it will be beautiful. and the minister will ask: Do you Pedoface take Falkor to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to choke till death do you part?
;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Ymat
DON'T ASK !!!! don't do it
lol