Thursday, April 23rd 2009

Lady CaCa Right Where She Belongs

The living and breathing (that's unconfirmed) art installation that is Lady CaCa visited a museum in Paris today so that she could be around other works of high art. I think they immediately told her to leave, because she made the paintings cry in pain. They, like me, just don't understand such high levels of true art.

Maybe I'm becoming completely desensitized by this bunny-toothed hag, but I don't mind this outfit. Yes, I won't be able to enjoy an ice cream cone for a while without thinking it was attached to this beast's hooves, but other than that..... Oh wait, one more thing. I think the skirt probably looked better when it wasn't poofed out like that. Lady CaCa couldn't help it though. The hot air slowly seeping out of her ass made it balloon up.

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madam ex's picture

I so wannna open that umbrella up her asshole w/out lube.
P.S. Her shoes are way beyond Fab, hey remind me of Westwoods

toni's picture

She's actually imitating Isabella Blows Fashionista looks, she passed away and this is a nice homage to her, hat and all. It's something I didnt think she'd even know about so I am impressed.

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Submitted by Genny18 on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:42am.

I dont understand why she dresses that way

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To be featured on sites like this and have people comment on how idiotic she looks. And because her face is ass ugly and she'll put on anything that would distract from it.

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I dont understand why she dresses that way

I work! I work hard! Putting up with myself is fucking exhausting!

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The shoes are hideous....my god. When I see women wear shoes like that, I think "desperate", not "fashion forward".

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She looks stupid.

Noelegy's picture

FritoDorito, I asked the same question in another thread about her...she seems to be literally everywhere and I have no idea who she is or what she does. Is she a performer of some sort?

Teddy Rubskin, she could be a Major Award...

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Teddy Rubskin's picture

Yea, shes going for "Lamp Shade". I still think we should make a leg-lamp out of her. At least we'd get more use for her.

dollyface's picture

I do, Teddy! I do!
So, I take it the teacup didn't catch on, so now she's doing the fancy umbrella?

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Teddy Rubskin's picture

Anybody else want to slap the fug off her poker face?

FritoDorito's picture

Okay, I've held out long enough, who the fuck is this woman?
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Noelegy's picture

That skirt looks like one of those quilted toaster covers.

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anastasia beaverhaussen's picture

She was on the Grand Journal here in Paris yesterday and they were asking her questions after her performance. She was trying hard to act so avant garde, but it came off as a robot on crack. She was WAY out of her league. It was HI-larious! They were giving each other the smirking side eye each time she answered.

And Breakdown- I feel for you ho. I mean you and your "situation" in Munich. Hope you worked it out.

Paris is for stoners.

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helenevienna:

You are SO fuckin' right!

She might as well call up Versace and have them customize a brown bag to cover that hideous visage she calls a face.

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I'm so sick of her already. She may have become the most hated on my list in the shortest period of time.

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Suzy Farkis's picture

What's with the Galliano lips, that only works on the runway, and barely. She makes me want to vomit with rage.

wow, she looks downright ridiculous. that make up...dear lord.

helenevienna's picture

you can't combine hat and umbrella...it's either one or the other...

stupid attention whore!

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kiwikim's picture

How many masterworks do you think this dumb whore actually saw? She couldn't get down too many marble hall ways in those shoes. I think she hit the museum shop, bought the poster so she could hang it in her flat and look cultured, posed for the paps, then went home to sit on her ass with a bag of crisps in her track pants.
She's a chav at heart.

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The quilted dress barely does justice to her pit-pony arse.

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ok, I hate everything she is wearing- except her shoes. DAMN.

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I pretty much hate everything about that outfit on her. Hate the bag, the hat, the wig, the glasses. Her waist is way too thick for that dress, makes her look like a Chanel handbag on legs. And someone needs to tell the 'Lady' that Bow lips only work for girls with small mouths. Oh yeah, and the tranny stripper heels. Hate them too.

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Here is the difference between a fashion victim and a fashion icon:

an umbrella and a hat OR just the hat.

It's not my sort of look, but she could it pulled it off a'la vivienne westwood but both hat and umbrella saying she's trying to pull attention to herself instead of pull together a classy outfit.

angel_i's picture

And her bag doesn't match her shoes NOR does it match her umbrella and that geisha girl makeup doesn't match anything and that hat is hideous and that watch is ridiculous and her hair is SO fake (I just can't stand fake hair at all anymore - people have cool hair, let's fucking see it!) and she's got a handful of singles why doesn't she sit the fuck down and wait her turn instead of tryna force the fucking process?!?! WHY!?!? ACK! She coulda been a contender, man, but she is quickly losing grace...

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what this stupid bitch doesnt get is she hasnt got the looks and charisma to carry any of this shit off! shes like a poor cheap copy

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That dress is just stoopit! And I ALMOST like the shoes but they're stoopit too.

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westward ho's picture

obviously she doesn't own a mirror, but surely she looks at the pictures of herself that she stages, and for which she primps and poses? and she still has eyes behind those shades, right? so WHY can she not see how ... well, simply SILLY she looks? it's not the clothes, or the hats, or the umbrellas, or the aforementioned shades; all those are merely trite. it's the kewpie-doll lips, the geisha mouth. that painted on cupid's bow doesn't make a statement about sexualization or art or society; it's not on point or ahead of trend or high fashion. all it does is emphasize the wide, gaping slash that is her real mouth, the thick lips like callouses, the teeth like tombstones. JUST STOP IT.
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but, then again, what do i know?

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I hate it..one of the worst dressed people ever!

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She had stunning "pre op" pix on that website someone posted the other day of celeb plastic surgery. Wasn't even recognizable.
The mother humping Geisha lips need to GOOOO..but then so does her entire being. Next.
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Submitted by mahaatma on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 8:28pm.
...I hope tomorrow she sticks her teacup up her ass and calls it macaroni....

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Looks like she has some terrible front butt going on.

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Hideous Amadeous's picture

i'm too tired for this....is lady caca the new madonna, are we going to have to see the next 30 years of egopaloozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza

What fresh hell is this?

Anonymousfckr's picture

you need to make one of these holliday snaps a caption this contest. she is so very inspiring. who the fuck do you think you are woman?
AND I MUST SAY the white bag she keeps carrying around while in London looks so cheap it hurts.

It's like Lewis Carroll wrote about a "propah English lady" and had been taking too much opium. (Or E, according to Chipmunk Cheeks)

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...I hope tomorrow she sticks her teacup up her ass and calls it macaroni....

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Poker face?
Damn........I wouldn't poke her face, her vag, or her ass........She's a pancake-titted Bimbo!

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Manimal5's picture

Her poker face is more like joker face. Doesn't anyone tell her she looks like an ass...and very big one.

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TheBreakdown's picture

Hot shoes...

Busted meth face.

Let's just face facts here:

Hometrick is TOE UP!

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Could this chick be any more affected? She makes Fergie look understated and tasteful.

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z-listed's picture

I have one positive thing to say. If she managed to walk down those stairs in those shoes, unaided, carrying an umbrella, I am impressed. I would have fallen flat on my ass!

I'm diggin' that patio table she's wearing on her head. Seriously...that looks just like my wrought iron patio table in thumbnail #5.

shakeitout's picture

enouugghhh with the stupid lipstick already.

Emeriesan's picture

she reminds me of Hatchet Face from Cry Baby.

"Poker Face" is like the catchiest song ever. Plus she's got a pretty good voice.

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Submitted by KG on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:01pm.
Parisians are all about simple elegance and this ass-hat doesn't even know how to dial it down so as not to make herself look like a complete moron. Does she even get that people resent her?

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