This Hot Piece Won't Be On Leno Tonight (Sorry For The Visual)
Jay Leno almost died today and had to be taken to the hospital. Not really, but he did have to go to the hospital for reasons only known by him and the ass specialist assigned to him. When hos go to the hospital and don't say why, I figure it's because they have the caca runs in an evil way. It would totally make sense with Jay. Jay is also being punished FOR THIS. The eyebrow gods bit him hard and cursed with the 'rrea.
UsWeekly says Jay wasn't feeling well earlier today, so he drove himself to the hospital in Burbank. He's now resting at home, but tonight's show has been axed. A repeat will air instead. You probably won't even notice, but I will!
Jay was supposed to have that succulent chunk of maple syrup-covered Canadian bacon who goes by the name of Ryan Reynolds on tonight. I was all ready to sit through Jay's yammering just so I could pinch at Ryan's nipples on my screen, "I'm pinching yo nipples."
Ryan was going to be on show to whore out that movie he's doing with Sandra Bullock. The only thing I want to know is what percentage of the movie does Ryan have his tittays out? They should include that in the tagline on the poster, "The Proposal: With 85% Ryan Reynolds titty action." That's how you sell tickets.
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Ryan is truly a magnificent homosexual specimen - it has made our tongue hard!
Are there nude photos of this queen?
Well he-llo!
Panty changing time.
Hot Dayum!
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OMG. Scarjo, you bitch!!
*orgasm*
OMG MK! I love love LOVE you for this!!!
I kind of have the same weird feelings about Ryan as I do Hugh Jackman...From the neck down they are hot as hell, but something about their faces does absolutely nothing for me. Ryan even less than Hugh. He just looks wrong to me for reason. Something is disturbing about the way his head connects to his neck or something random like that...oh & the rest of his face doesnt please me at all either.
reynolds.. yum yum yum
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What I wouldn't give for a blast of his baby batter!
Damn right thats how you sell tix! The more you show of his fine ass the more times I will go see that shit!
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I find him gorgeous and skinny....bet he's packing!
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He looks like a fucking carrot. When my friend adn I saw "Adventureland" (what a piece of shit movie that was by the way - awful), all we could comment on was how plastic and odd this dude looked. He has total wonk face. When someone is so gross looking that you literally can't even suspend disbelief for a movie, that's not a good thing.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 12:28am.
I think they moved here to get away from the likes of youse. They take the train of an afternoon (no bikes!! wtf). Next time I see em, I'll ask if they ditched the bikes and moved here 'cause of all the sexual harassment up north.
And fuck those spamming fuckers. You better lock up ya Davo. Them men stealing Soviet block / Filipoino temptresses are gonna lure all the hotness away. Leave our Davo's alooooooone!!
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Ryan reminds me of some sort of test tube human, he just dont appear totally formed, them close eyes, small mouth and tiny chin of his, then all those anabolic muscles on his small frame but i do like the movies he's done except that fucked up flick about waitressing?? yeesh! lame!!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 12:06am.
Beaves! I've keep the Lemon Ruskies on ice, Sandybeotch will have to organise the snacks. But, by now, she's prolly drunk and roaming the streets looking for Mormans on bikes to harass.
==I don't know why they took those nice white latter day saint boys off the streets. It was fun watching 'em peddle about town on a Friday arvo.
Ah, I miss the good ol' days.
Dead set these spammers are either Ruskies, or maybe Filipoynah. Stealing our blokes wtf!
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 8:27pm.
Not wanting to be all racial like, but are these frigging spammers Soviets?
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Is that your roundabout way of asking if I'll have some vodka and cheezels with you? Round up My 2 Cents and you're on! Those damn Ruskies are at it again.
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Beaves! I've keep the Lemon Ruskies on ice, Sandybeotch will have to organise the snacks. But, by now, she's prolly drunk and roaming the streets looking for Mormans on bikes to harass.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Well, I like Reynolds in Waiting, and Blade 3 (yes I liked it!), and uhm... Definitely Maybe... that movie was pretty cute.
He def needs to show that body some more though.
has rr ever been in a good movie? I just can't remember one.
I have wondered the exact same thing, how many times do we get to see Ryan shirtless in the movie. He's got the hottest body in Hollywood.
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:35pm.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:31pm.
Luckycharms,
:D Let me get this right, you are Manson, but Michael K banned you. So you took your wifes sign in name, and banned her from the interwebs because she was looking at porn?!! So now you have to go by the name "luckycharms" and your wife is going for all this?!!!
YES. THAT IS EXACTLY FUCKING RIGHT.
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Chuck, you've been banned for teaching us the word slopeheads? Bwahahaha that sucks.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 8:27pm.
Not wanting to be all racial like, but are these frigging spammers Soviets?
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Is that your roundabout way of asking if I'll have some vodka and cheezels with you? Round up My 2 Cents and you're on! Those damn Ruskies are at it again.
Paris is for stoners.
He was on that sitcom "Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place", right?
Anyway, he got buffed by the time he was on "Blade 3" and was amusing to see, but IMO he'll always be a comedian first.
Not wanting to be all racial like, but are these frigging spammers Soviets?
"millionaire and celebrities dating place
the place make your dream come ture!!"
Hmmm, Ronnie Wood, Mel Gibson, Donny Trump...
Soviet block whores be stealing our menfolk!
very nice,, i heard many millionaire and celebrities have a account on ___ClassyMingle.com.____ i.m doubt since i found his profile..you can talk with them online, it's awesome~~~
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:31pm.
Luckycharms,
:D Let me get this right, you are Manson, but Michael K banned you. So you took your wifes sign in name, and banned her from the interwebs because she was looking at porn?!! So now you have to go by the name "luckycharms" and your wife is going for all this?!!!
YES. THAT IS EXACTLY FUCKING RIGHT.
Luckycharms,
:D Let me get this right, you are Manson, but Michael K banned you. So you took your wifes sign in name, and banned her from the interwebs because she was looking at porn?!! So now you have to go by the name "luckycharms" and your wife is going for all this?!!!
This is funny!!
But you do understand that all types of people read Dlisted right? Maybe a Japanese American finds your words offensive. You are acting like the war was last month. I do not mean to offend you.
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Mmm mmm MMM! He looks delicious. Unfortunately he will not be shirtless on talk shows. Why doesn't someone host a shirtless talk show?
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:31pm.
O fuck, we have to watch our language here now?
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Fuck yes!
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:31pm.
O fuck, we have to watch our language here now?
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Why the fuck would we want to do that? WOMP WOMP!
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O fuck, we have to watch our language here now?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:27pm.
I wouldn't pinch his nipples but I'd ...*bleeping bleep his bleeping bleep until he cried for his mama*
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Charlie, you totally had me at land whale! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!
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I wouldn't pinch his nipples but I'd ...*bleeping bleep his bleeping bleep until he cried for his mama*
Jus sayin'
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Why would MK ban you? He rarely even looks at the comments.
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Look, it's my fantasy and I don't want a cold ass.
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That is fuggin hilarious when paired with you avatar.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:05pm.
Charles Manson is Luckycharms? Geeeeeeeeez I need to come to Dlisted more often. I thought Lucky Charms was pretending to be Manson, who I thought was Jim. I need someone to send me updates. I am in limbo.
MK FUCKING BANNED ME. MY WIFE (LAND WHALE) WAS LUCKY CHARMS. BUT I FUCKING CAUGHT HER LOOKING AT FUCKEY TIMES AND IN TURN BANNED HER FROM USING THE COMPUTER. SHE BREACHED OUR HOME RULES AND HAS BEEN COMPLETELY FUCKING FORGIVEN BUT IS ON COMPUTER FUCKING RESTRICTION. SOMEONE TURNED ME IN BECAUSE I WAS CALLING THE JAPS WHO ALMOST MARCHED MY DAD TO DEATH DURING THE BATAAN DEATH MARCH AND THE VIETS WHO ALMOST TORTURED ME TO DEATH FUCKING ROACH EATING SLOPEHEADS.
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GET THE FUCK OUT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! As little about the net as Manson!
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:06pm.
Why would you need to have sex to survive getting stuck in an elevator? I think you confused it with being lost in the wilderness. During a blizzard
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Look, it's my fantasy and I don't want a cold ass. Oh, and the elevator would be the one from Pretty Woman -- Color Me Happy!!
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:11pm.
GET THE FUCK OUT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! As little about the net as Manson!
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Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:06pm.
IM A LIZARD ON THE ROCK. A BUG IN THE BUSH. I DONT YELL AT FUCK NO ONE EXCEPT DOORKNOBS AND WINDOW PANES. IM ALL LOVING AND KNOWING. THE SUN AND THE FUCKING MOON. THE MILK IN YOUR CEREAL AND BIRDSEED ON YOUR PAVEMENT.
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You are the peanut in my butter.
You are the cracker in my grahams.
And you are the poison in my stinger.
YOU, Charlie, are the dryer sheet in my clean clothes. The wind beneath my dirtstar.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
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IM A LIZARD ON THE ROCK. A BUG IN THE BUSH. I DONT YELL AT FUCK NO ONE EXCEPT DOORKNOBS AND WINDOW PANES. IM ALL LOVING AND KNOWING. THE SUN AND THE FUCKING MOON. THE MILK IN YOUR CEREAL AND BIRDSEED ON YOUR PAVEMENT.
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Okey dokey.
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Haahaaahaa Sugaroo,
The Dlisted water cooler. I bet if there was one, it would not be water in the bottle.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:00pm.
Wot?
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"When Charles Manson declared at his parole board hearing last month that he didn't mind being kept in prison because "I have a Web site I'm working on," many in the media believed him. "Manson Roams Free in Cyberspace," declared one headline. But Manson's not roaming anywhere. He has no computer access, and he likely has never even clicked on a hyperlink.
He does, however, have a homepage. Access Manson is run by George Stimson, whom Manson calls his "minister of information," but who knows nearly as little about the Net as does Manson."
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Lol.
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I used to date Leno's nephew. He was an interesting as a boiled turnip. We went out 3 times. End of story.
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Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup.
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 6:53pm.
IM A LIZARD ON THE ROCK. A BUG IN THE BUSH. I DONT YELL AT FUCK NO ONE EXCEPT DOORKNOBS AND WINDOW PANES. IM ALL LOVING AND KNOWING. THE SUN AND THE FUCKING MOON. THE MILK IN YOUR CEREAL AND BIRDSEED ON YOUR PAVEMENT.
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The sour cream in your vodka.
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Ryan does not do it for me. I don't know why.
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:05pm.
Charles Manson is Luckycharms? Geeeeeeeeez I need to come to Dlisted more often. I thought Lucky Charms was pretending to be Manson, who I thought was Jim. I need someone to send me updates. I am in limbo.
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I don't know the backstory but I heard 'round the DListed water cooler that this is the case.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 6:53pm.
IM A LIZARD ON THE ROCK. A BUG IN THE BUSH. I DONT YELL AT FUCK NO ONE EXCEPT DOORKNOBS AND WINDOW PANES. IM ALL LOVING AND KNOWING. THE SUN AND THE FUCKING MOON. THE MILK IN YOUR CEREAL AND BIRDSEED ON YOUR PAVEMENT.
Why would you need to have sex to survive getting stuck in an elevator? I think you confused it with being lost in the wilderness. During a blizzard.
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Charles Manson is Luckycharms? Geeeeeeeeez I need to come to Dlisted more often. I thought Lucky Charms was pretending to be Manson, who I thought was Jim. I need someone to send me updates. I am in limbo.
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