This Hot Piece Won't Be On Leno Tonight (Sorry For The Visual)
Jay Leno almost died today and had to be taken to the hospital. Not really, but he did have to go to the hospital for reasons only known by him and the ass specialist assigned to him. When hos go to the hospital and don't say why, I figure it's because they have the caca runs in an evil way. It would totally make sense with Jay. Jay is also being punished FOR THIS. The eyebrow gods bit him hard and cursed with the 'rrea.
UsWeekly says Jay wasn't feeling well earlier today, so he drove himself to the hospital in Burbank. He's now resting at home, but tonight's show has been axed. A repeat will air instead. You probably won't even notice, but I will!
Jay was supposed to have that succulent chunk of maple syrup-covered Canadian bacon who goes by the name of Ryan Reynolds on tonight. I was all ready to sit through Jay's yammering just so I could pinch at Ryan's nipples on my screen, "I'm pinching yo nipples."
Ryan was going to be on show to whore out that movie he's doing with Sandra Bullock. The only thing I want to know is what percentage of the movie does Ryan have his tittays out? They should include that in the tagline on the poster, "The Proposal: With 85% Ryan Reynolds titty action." That's how you sell tickets.
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ry-ry is number one on my "hope i get stuck in an elevator and the only way we can survive is through hot monkey passion for a minimum of 3 hours" list.
non-believers in his hotness should netflix "blade 3". wowzers.
Wot?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
People watch Leno?
Ok, but Charlie has never used a computer. I read it online, so it's not a lie.
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Too bad average Janes get left in the dust after about 4 conversations.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 6:53pm.
Why are you screaming at me about Charles Manson
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FB, Charlie IS LuckyCharms.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Too bad he married a whore.
Why are you screaming at me about Charles Manson
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@FilthyBitch and Momus:
FB - No! But now I can see the resemblance.
Momus - I tried, dammit, but the chin wouldn't croak!
Jay Leno was so over years ago and he's too ego-ish to notice. His new show is gonna suck big hairy moose nuts!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by pomegranate on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 6:36pm.
He does have a nice body, but his face is so Ken-doll. Just like Josh Duhamel...generic handsome.
CHARLES MANSON
WORD. GENERIC HANDSOME/BEAUTIFUL. BORING ASS FUCKING PEOPLE. EVER NOTICE HOW IT IS THE ADVERAGE LOOKING ONES WITH SOMETHING SPECIAL IN THEIR FUCKING WALK TALK EYES SMILE THAT ENDS UP CAPTURING YOU. THATS THE WAY IT WAS WITH CHICKS WHEN I WAS MUCH FUCKING YOUNGER. THE SUPER PRETTY ONES TOOK YOUR BREATH AWAY AT FIRST BUT YOURE BORED TO TEARS AFTER 15 GODDAMN MISERABLE MINUTES OF WATCHING THEM POSE AND FLICK THEIR HAIR AROUND. THEN THEY GET FUCKING PISSED AS SHIT WHEN YOUR ADVERAGE JANE WALKS IN WITH A GREAT PERSONALITY AND SMILE AND GETS ALL THE ATTENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING NIGHT.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 6:34pm.
He looks like that guy from Sugar Ray - Mark McGrath.
Oh fuck, I can't believe I know that has-been's name! Ack! Ack!
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Did you ever think he looked like Matt Dillion? I remember thinking it all the time and wondering why no one else ever said it.
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ha ha Mikey likes 'em MEAN!
OMG I wanna go home so bad and now this dude decided to start cleaning the carpets! WTF the office is still open!
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 6:34pm.
Leno had food poisoning.
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Sugaroo, did you invite Leno to have lunch with you today? No wonder you opened the tortellini with asparagus and ricotta.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 6:20pm.
mike ha ha I thought about you last night when I was watching TMZ and they were talking about the principle in Ferris Bueller being a pedo sex offender in real life. He must have gotten started on Cam and Ferris.... LMAOOOO
You are so cruel.
Are you single?
Leno probably drove one of his 300 antique cars to the hospital.
He does have a nice body, but his face is so Ken-doll. Just like Josh Duhamel...generic handsome.
Leno had food poisoning.
He looks like that guy from Sugar Ray - Mark McGrath.
Oh fuck, I can't believe I know that has-been's name! Ack! Ack!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
he has a killer body but should not shave
and...scarlett johansson with him? that sounds as fake as zac efron's talent
MK is such a fibber.
He was going to TiVO "The Tonight Show" so that he could pinch RR's nips as often as he could.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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his bod is hot, his face is meh.
I have a problem with a man who looks prettier than your average streetwalker. This is why I am suspicious of Zac Efron but I think that's because he has a lady garden.
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I don't find Ryan Reynolds the least bit hot, don't really know why... he just doesn't do it for me.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 6:20pm.
mike ha ha I thought about you last night when I was watching TMZ and they were talking about the principle in Ferris Bueller being a pedo sex offender in real life. He must have gotten started on Cam and Ferris.... LMAOOOO
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
wow, dlisted is usually a panty pudding puddle over this dude! so nice to not be the only one who is like "huh?' and I agree, the freckles make him Lohanish
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 6:19pm.
He looks like a female version of Hohan
Cuz we all know HOHAN IS REALLY A GUY!!!
time for another drink... imsuchadumbass!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
him and alanis were a much hotter couple than him and scarjo. how many more months is that "marriage" gonna last?
mike ha ha I thought about you last night when I was watching TMZ and they were talking about the principle in Ferris Bueller being a pedo sex offender in real life. He must have gotten started on Cam and Ferris.... LMAOOOO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
He looks like a female version of Hohan
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
What Sugaroo said.
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“Is the guy allergic to commas? Reading this piece is like reading semiautomatic gunfire. It leaves you mentally out of breath." ~~Julia Glass, I See You Everywhere
If you stare at his lint-catcher enough, you can picture it yawning.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Damnit, MK, don't even joke about Leno dying. Some of us are really hoping.
Susan Boyle is evil! I knew it!
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He doesn't do it for me, either.
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I'm a gay man, trapped in a woman's body.
He just does not do it for me on any level. He looks and seems like a very, very dimwitted frat boy.
LOL @ Sug
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Ryan Reynolds married Scarlett Johannson, ergo he is not hot. He is skankified. Ergo - NEXT!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I just don't think he is that great looking.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............