Friday, April 24th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Yoga Supergranny! - 83-year-old Betty Calman of Australia is a yoga legend and has been teaching for 40 years. She still teaches 11 times a week and she does it all in a glamorous pink jumpsuit! Betty says she has no plans to give it all up for days filled with soap operas and Werther's Originals anytime soon. Betty looks a trillion times better than Vadge and Fishsticks Paltrow combined.
Here's a few pictures of Betty getting down. If I tried any of those poses, I'd probably bruise an organ or lose a bone. Well, except for the first. I'm pretty sure I can do that one.
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What a star!
I'm almost 60 years younger than Betty, but I couldn't imagine holding myself up like that. Good for her.
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she's awesome! wow!!
I tried the first one once. After a few drinks. I ended up with rugburn on my forehead. There is no way to give that a sexy twist.
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I've never done yoga extensively, but I was a gymnast for ten years. One of those positions above I have never even seen before. This granny's got me beat!
Goddamn golden girls!
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Love this woman.Hate myself for not being competent at yoga.Gonna take a class someday.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers 4/24/09 - 10:11 a.m.
First, I recommend taking classes. The instructors will make sure you are in proper alignment and don't injure yourself. After you've gotten the postures down you can practice on your own.
As for types, I do Bikram yoga. It's Hatha yoga done in 90 degree heat/humidity and you will stretch and limber up very quickly. It takes a bit of getting used to the heat/humidity but by the fifth class you should be able to do all 26 postures at least once. You can also try basic Hatha yoga (no heat/humdity) to start to see if you like it. I think it's the easier of most yoga practices.
Ashtanga is definitely more challenging. No heat or humidity but you hold the pose for longer than Hatha. If you want to try it at home get Nicki Doane's beginner dvd. I tried starting out with Rodney Yee's program and it was too much.
These are the only two types I've tried. Hope this info helps.
that is awesome! Love her!
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Damn, I've always wanted to try yoga. It seems like we got a few yoga-sluts on here. Any advice for a good beginner program?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:13am.
I can do those moves now, but when I am that age?
Lawd, pray for me and Metamucil!
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Granny kicks ass! She would probably still put me to shame in Bikram class. Those poses are difficult for anyone at any age.
Check out the video of her on the NY Post: http://www.nypost.com/seven/04242009/news/nationalnews/yogas_granny_swam...
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I read about her yesterday at the UK Daily Mail website! Damn right she's hot! Love her.
Damn! What an inspiration! I don't want to live forever but I'd happily live into a rip old lady that happens to be in terrific shape! Way to enjoy life!
She is awesome!! But her face scared the fuck out of me (not because she is old, its her features & her smile)...Her face is creepy as all hell, she just needs some clown make up on it to complete the evil.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:01am.
She puts me to shame: I think I pulled a muscle making a tea this morning.
hahahaha. Go, Granny! Yoga is really good for you but I bet her bones are still age-appropriately brittle.
i feel ashamed. i cant even do 10 pushups without breaking a sweat! lol
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And she's the most popular gal in the nursing home...
Seriously though, she looks extremely healthy. Well done, memaw!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen: "...if she's done yoga daily for 40+ years, it's no problem to still be doing this at 83. It's that good for your body. More people should do it."
Amen!
I really believe yoga is a miracle. It always amazed me how just holding a pose could make me sweat buckets and whip my body into phenomenal shape. Holding a fucking pose! No cardio, no lifting (or just using your body's own weight). A miracle...
Submitted by person_of_interest on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:15am.
Damn. As someone who does yoga I can tell you that those poses are really freaking hard. Go Granny, it's your birthday.
Today actually is my birthday and the Yoga Memaw got me beat! Go Yoga Memaw!
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those ARE some hard poses. Good lawd!
GIT IT! hahahaha
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Yah I can barely do a push up! Thanks granny for putting me to SHAME!
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Good for her but she looks evil to me.
Fuck I can hardly crawl out of bed in the morning without limping. Mega props there Grandma
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Go granny! I love yoga; it's the best thing I've ever done for my body. I don't usually do the weight-bearing ones because I do weight machines separately, but she makes it look easy. I usually eat floor while trying to do the crow. Maybe I'll try again.
BTW, if she's done yoga daily for 40+ years, it's no problem to still be doing this at 83. It's that good for your body. More people should do it.
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Damn. As someone who does yoga I can tell you that those poses are really freaking hard. Go Granny, it's your birthday.
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I can do those moves now, but when I am that age?
Lawd, pray for me and Metamucil!
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this is awesome...except the stockings are making her look like she has club feet
Yay granny! Good for you. that's awesome.
(have you ever tried to stand on your HEAD?! omfg, it's HORRIBLE. like your head will exPLODE. eeeek!)
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This is how I wanna get old.
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awesome woman!
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I do that last pose regularly but I'm usually on the donwside of gravity because I've eaten shit trying to do something really complex... like walking.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
She puts me to shame: I think I pulled a muscle making a tea this morning.
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This place has got everything.
She looks like shes breaking. Pic one shes busting out "turtles", Pic two shes got a "frog freeze" and pic pic four shes setting up for some "head spins". This granny's getting down electric boogaloo style
My Granny used to do Yoga too, although she never had a lovely pink jumpsuit like this one has.
Hmm, maybe I should start some Yoga.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
You go, Yoga granny! :D
Hee, this reminds me of the opening scenes of "The Sims 2" where you have the memaw and pepaw doing all the outrageous yoga poses. Good for her!
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