Friday, April 24th 2009
Work It, Loca! Work It!
Got Dayum! SPF is serving up a whole lot pose right here on a warm bed of fabulous. POSE. SNAP. HEART. CLASH. FACE. FLASH. BEAUTY. FACE. POSE. PINK. CRASH. FACE.
Homeboy is proving that he's ready to take over the family business right now! By family business I don't mean professional Frapp drinker or resident pink wig-wearer. I mean lip-synching FOR HIS LIFE while shaking his hips in front of thousands of Cheetoloonies. Move over Brit Brit, there's a new Cheetoling coming to take your crown. GIT IT!
And I'm not sure why Brit Brit and her boys look like they were cut out using safety scissors and glued on that Candie's background with Elmer's, but it's not about that. It's about S-P-F. Wurq!
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Damn! That b!tch is fake!
He's just a baby. So, let's ignore it right now *wink*
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In any of her "official" photos, she has the most fake and artificial look on her face. You think she would have learned by now to not look so plastic. And in the pics with her kids, SP and Jayden are always so casual, that it makes her even look more retarded.
And speaking of retarded, poor litle Jayden looks always a little confused and clueless -- which I guess he inherited from Mom -- either that, or she dropped him on his head too much when he was a baby.
The little one is cuter than the other but they are both adorable.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I will never adjust to this isht. NEVA!!!!!!!!!
Britney Spears will always be:
former Pop star- check
LOCA-check
crackhead-check
tacky-check
entertaining-check
douche lover-check
Mother of two- DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!
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I dont think, I drink.
damn those kids are fugly
They are adorable.
WTF did she do to JJ's hair? Bleach it?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
SPF is so CUTE! He made that photo shoot for reals...AWWWW! Brit Brit and her fake smile need a makeover STAT!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
she has that same fake smile in all the photos of her and her boys. this looks exactly like that Christmas photo her website released last year, only in Candie's clothing. bitch needs to get her tubes tied.
The old man vests over t-shirt with old man hat is over. on little boys...its just disturbing. That twat has other people taking care of and dressing those kids. Shes too narcissistic to worry about anyone but herself. PLLEAASE.
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel
It's true. Bitch NEVER holds SPF.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I love the matchimng outfits. Kids LOVE to match. SPF probably picked out his own outfit then JJ saw it and wanted to copy his big brother. It's so cute! I love that she lets SPF pose like that. I know mothers that would've freaked out if their son posed like that for a photo. Props to Brit for letting him be himself.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
i don't like the matchy thing either. but to be fair, maybe they wanted it? my friend and i used to wear matching outfits and try to convince everyone we were sisters.
secondly, is this an appropriate place to be bringing the little ones?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
hola Carli my love munch!!!♥♥♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
PSL - you are totally on point.
Plus she abandoned JJ as soon as he was born to go party and show her slit. Bitch probably still thinks he's an infant.
Shadi Carly - Yes, I've noticed that too.
Is this where the party's at?
ShadyCarli, she probably holds JJ, because she feels guilty for drinking, smoking and doing drugs while she was pregnant. She took care of herself when she was pregnant with SPF......with JJ, she didn't give a fuck.
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“Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? "
-MK 4/21/09
PSL - EXACTLY!
One thing that BOTHERS me to NO END is the fact that in every single pic of Brit w/ her boys, she is ALWAYS holding JJ and I have never seen her hold Sean P. Poor Sean P. is just like a background decoration. She obviously likes the littler one more. Remember when she holed up in the bathroom on the night of her breakdown??? She had the little one in there with her and refused to let him go, but she was all, "Take Sean P., ya'll. I's don't care."
She should treat both of them equally. I am serious, search through all the pics of her with the kids and she is always holding JJ. I swear on my pair of Versace sunglasses.
M.E., I agree. I don't like the matchy-matchy shit on kids either. Twins or not, it is dumb. Let the kids have their own fucking identity.
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“Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? "
-MK 4/21/09
Can her smile look any faker? She's just baring her teeth. You know once the cameras stopped she bawled, "Okay, git these yucky yungins away from me! I need ta look hawt and yung!"
I have one thing to say. Sashay! Shauntay! SPF, you betta WORK!
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Salem - her, her dad, the nannies, I don't care who's dressing these kids. The twinsie thing is LAME!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 11:09am.
You really think she dresses them? I can't even see her playing them much dressing them.
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No-one can give me the air that's mine to breathe.
Those kids still look downsey. Every time I see them I wonder how clean her preganancies were.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
I cannot fucking STAND it that she dresses them as twins!
GRRRRRR! Fuck! Let those poor boys have some identity of their own!
Aww the obligatory kid shot. Must've been hard to be around the tykes for 30 whole seconds!
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OMG! My gaydar just went off! Little SPF will want to be a Pussycat Doll by the time he's a tween.
Is Jayden bigger than SP now? He looks ok. SP is and has always been ugly--sorry. The Beckham boys are my idea of gorgeous kids, not these genetic losers.
And now Rupaul will be stuck in my head ALL weekend. It's already stuck there....my whole run all I could hear was:
you better WERK! ( cover girl )
work it girl ( give a twirl )
do your thing on the runway
WERK! ( supermodel... )
you better work it, girl ( ...of the world )
wet your lips and make love to the camera
WERK!, turn to the left
WERK!, now turn to the right
WERK!, sashay shante
At least it's inspiring.
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With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Funny - my kid had BLACK hair when she was born and now it's dirty blonde...It's too bad she's SO different from MOST kids.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Ahahhahha I love it! SPF is cute as hell!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
that pic looks so fake- wtf?
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“Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? "
-MK 4/21/09
Dat behbeh be GHEY! How awesome would it be for Britney Spears to have a queen son???? Yesss, please!!1
she looks good here and the kids are too cute!
Is that a cardboard cutout life size thing of them?
It's nice that, as they age, her children are looking less retarded.
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aw those boys are cute! Momma however looks a little too Oompa-Loompa orange
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snowpiece on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 9:44am
CUZ I'M ONE BAD MONKEYFIGHTER!
BLACKS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Adorable kids!!!
Brandi: WHY DO YOU LIKE RIDING HIPPOS!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I bet she loves that tacky little boy mix & match crap. They arent even twins (not that being twins would make it that much better) but I am sure she dresses them alike ALL the time. I am surprised they arent wearing matching tuxedos with hot pink ties to match her shirt. What is with all the hats too? Do they have holes in their heads that she is trying to cover up?
ADORABLE!
Werd.
He keeps trying to upstage her though, little man will be turned out to the $cienos.
He's gay babeh.
Yea, OMG, I called a babeh gay, OMG I am just a stoopid ebil cunt.
ooooooo....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I really like britney ever since she went crazy. It was that goody-two shoes virgin mouse house whore shtick I couldn't take.
Unfastening that top button took the outfit from "soccer mom" to "sexy." Good styling detail, Brit. I was worried motherhood was making you too conservative.
MK, you cracked me the fuck up with this post! Brit looks sooooo fake here. Her youngest looks odd as usual, but JJ is fierce!
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Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:55am.
mutlee, RuPaul's drag race is too much! I fucking love that whore, he looks so hot as a man or a woman. I quit watching when Ongina got kicked off, but it has the best kickoff line of any reality show: "Sashay, you stay. Chante, away."
Did you notice that when they are about to do the challenge Ru says " You've got to show the judges your Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent"
I nearly died, He is saying "you need to show the Judges your CUNT"...
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