Who's That Lady?
Behold! The new face of Burberry! Kate Moss who?!
Susan Boyle, the greatest singer in da world (side-eye from Celine), already had her eyebrows pruned, plucked, prodded and pricked. But now she left a salon near her home in Scotland yesterday with freshly cut, dyed and styled hair. Eeeee GADS! Now, now. Before you hang a white sheet on the wall and record yourself in front of it screaming, "LEAVE SUSAN BOYLE ALOOOOOONE," take a look at her. She's the same spinster cat lady who eats porridge out of old yogurt cups and dresses up her feline friend as Fred Astaire so she can dance around the room with him. She's still the Jennifer Aniston of Scotland!
It's not like Susan looks like fucking Megan Fox or anything. If she ever starts stuffing her lips with vegetable oil or shoves silicone-filled Hefty bags in her booby area, then you can begin eating your hair in frustration.
With her new mop, she totally looks like this sweet librarian at my old elementary school who drove a banana yellow Datsun and always mistook me for a girl. Whenever I checked out a book, she would always say "Thank you, little miss!" At the time, it was the greatest compliment I ever did hear!
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yea so what if she wants to dabble in a bit of hair dye! good for her!
She is still ugly but thats the way I like her.
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I think she looks great! She's just spiffed up a little, I don't think she'll change at all. I wish her all the best!
Submitted by girl_cheese on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 1:07pm.
"She's gonna get laid. Prbly this weekend. Maybe tonight!"
Ha, yes! Get some, girl! Anyways, Susan is awesome and i wish her the best. This is probably the first time she's done something she wanted.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Your commentary made me pee a little on myself. Shit.
I love Burberry
Submitted by Swedish Beauty on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 2:53pm.
Hmm, am I the only one thinking about Peter Griffin? *shame on me*
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No. Shame on ME for not noticing that earlier! LOL!
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Hmm, am I the only one thinking about Peter Griffin? *shame on me*
For heaven's sake, she got her hair done, groomed her eyebrows, and bought a new outfit. What's the big deal? She looks great!
I don't think her "original look" was an act at all. She had been taking care of her mother for years, was then, as she herself said, "heartbroken" since her mother had passed away, and was (and currently is) unemployed. Susan even said the reason she chose to sing "I Dreamed a Dream" was because the lyrics reflected her sentiment at the time.
Depressed people often neglect their personal grooming; I have experience with this, unfortunately.
And with the media (and public) referring to her as "frumpy", "dowdy", matronly, "the hairy angel" and so on, what did people expect?
Everyone one can stand some basic grooming now and then.
She looks trannylicious!
She might be mildly autistic or have Asperger's?? I guess she's been a musical prodigy since childhood--and little else. People mag is suggesting she has perfect pitch.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 1:16pm.
Afterwards, angel, she'll be thinking to herself, "I always thought a buff guy would be hung ..."
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LOL! Trudat!
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Afterwards, angel, she'll be thinking to herself, "I always thought a buff guy would be hung ..."
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 9:37am.
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Aye, there was a similar girl at our school who got held back a year. Not because she was stupid,
she wasn't, but just lacked standard maturity and certainly couldn't handle social clues.
She's now married and speaks at least 6 languages. Whereas I have a cat and barely speak English sometimes, crikey.
Susan is definitely in the former camp, despite the cat.
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stoopid double post.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 1:07pm.
She's gonna get laid. Prbly this weekend. Maybe tonight! TGIF, everyone!
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I betcha she is having sex RIGHT NOW!
With Mario Lopez:)
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She's gonna get laid. Prbly this weekend. Maybe tonight! TGIF, everyone!
Has anyone heard this bitch sing anything but I dreamed a Dream and a old version of Cry Me a River?
I'm over her ass.
She looks great and I wish her all the success this world has in store for her.
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Sigh....I will miss her eyebrows.
And I love the fact that she may be famous, but she's still very Scottish (my wife is too). That burberry scarf was probably purchased at Marks & Spencer when she was buying groceries for the night.
Good on you girl!
I wish I had a bunch of brand new clothes! And a hot leather jacket.
she's a handsome lad in that outfit! She's gotta look her best for all that pap action. Here is someone who went from living a quiet life for 47 years to a superstar in one week. Can't blame her. I expect a Mercedes next.
She looks hot-LOVE HER!
Much better. I don't think she looks older than 47 at all, myself. I think she prolly looked frumpy at every age. She has fat face, which I think is just really hard to work with. I notice that "fat face" on Europeans more than anyone...some people work it (for instance, that Lisa model on BNTM) but not most, from what I've seen.
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If she only spent about $50 to get her hair done, I can't imagine why she wouldn't have done it before going on national television. But I can't blame her for wanting to look her best now that she's in the public eye. She still looks much older than 47 but at least she looks well-groomed.
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well fuck, if every news outlet in the world was like "damn that's a ugly bitch. That bitch can sing and all that, but damn she's ugly" about you, you would get a makeover too. I love this look on her, but she was gorgeous just the way she was!
Omg how I love this bitch. She is working the hell outta that outfit, too. Makeovers are so much fun!
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Something tells me this is how she has always looked & they uglied her up for the TV show.
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Feh, it's your standard issue "What Not to Wear" makeover. Seen it a million times. I want Britney extentions and belly tees.
Nothing wrong with girlfriend wanting to smarten up her looks. What woman doesn't?
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Good for her! The girl can sing, she might as well capitalize on that while she can. Go Susan!
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She looks like Benny Hill in drag.
She looks HWAT!!!!!!
Go Susan - work that sh!t!!!!!!
And ricki lake hasn't arrived yet to cast his dark cloud on this thread.
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YIP-PEEEEEEEEE!!!
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I love Susan...good for her. I hope she enjoys the hell out of her moments in the sun. Let her shine for just a little while.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 9:37am.
She's getting that cockiness that special people get when the regular people pay attention to them.
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I agree with this sentiment.
I also agree that she doesnt look that different. She got a haircut, waxed her eyebrows and a a new outfit. I hardly think its all that dramatic, and I sure dont see the botox some posters have mentioned. Um, a facial and eyebrow wax makes a hell of a difference. Let the lady preen a bit. She's lived a sheltered and limited life.
Submitted by Flatsy on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:11am.
it was a fucking nightmare, however.
sixty plus thousand people, OPEN seating... open field, of course we were on the field getting mauled.
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christine the hoff on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:00am.
frampton comes alive was my first concert!
with J.Geils and Bob Segar.
good times, got my arse pinched black and blue.
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OMG, you saw Frampton, J Geils and Mr. Seger at the same concert? I bow down to you.
I've seen them all (separately) at the old Boston Gahden. Good times for me too, but no ass action.
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She's flat and that's that!
She reminds me of my 4th grade teacher, Mrs. Bancroft. She looked real sweet and all, but had a mean temper, and the sad thing was that it was mostly her impatience with the special ed kids that set her off. I think she was fired a year or two after I had her as a teach.
Step aside Octomom, we have a new famewhore upon us!
She still reminds me of the homeless lady from the park in Home Alone.
I work! I work hard! Putting up with myself is fucking exhausting!
@CRAZY - Such a sad story.
@christine the Hoff -I'm so JELLY about the Frampton concert! I've never seen him live, but since he still tours, I've gotta see him next time he's in town.
I'm 47 too. She looks 20 years older than me.
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Girlfriend needs some Jess Simpsons Hair Clip Ons.. Some leather leggings.. Some botox.. Kate Moss diet .. 100 pairs of Spanx and a boob job !
Then after she done with her makeover.. She betta make a sextape with Knifes , 5 dollar foot longs and lotsa SCATerred showers
after that pose with Taya for Penthouse
then get her own Vh1 reality
Susasan Of Love! Then start a rumor about Spencer Pratt being a homosexual
then shave her head.. Move to St Lucia... Come back win 35 Granmys then Start on new season of Bachelor... Then have another sextape.. Then Adopt a team off gay kittens and move to Lesby Island ... Marry a tranny ... Get 150 weekly covers on how u married a Tranny... Get some Vitro..21 babies later...Start in her Own Lifetime movie... Go to Burning Man .. Shave her head... Have another Penthouse Cover.....
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frampton comes alive was my first concert!
with J.Geils and Bob Segar.
good times, got my arse pinched black and blue.
on topic, meh. again. she's still looking twenty years older than she claims to be.
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