CLEARANCE SALE: Twit & Twat's Wedding Pictures
The biggest famesluts who ever roamed this earth are getting married this weekend WITHOUT securing the exclusive picture rights with a celebrity weekly. If Twit and Twat do ANYTHING and a tabloid isn't there to capture the queef-inducing moment, did it really happen? Shallow thoughts.
MSNBC's The Scoop says that UsWeekly, People, InTouch, Life & Style, the Summer's Eve marketing department and Horse & Hound all refused to pay the amount these two fart bubbles wanted. The only magazine that offered up anything was OK!, but Heidi and Spencer turned that deal down. Instead, they are going to get a photo agency to take all the pictures which they will sell to all the weeklies. A source said, “They’d rather be on page 50 of Us, People, In Touch or Life & Style than be on the cover of a magazine like OK! that isn’t going to sell. They need to make money, and so does the magazine. The formula is changing."
If anybody pays more than a crotch nugget for this puketorial, then they paid too much! Besides, this wedding is going to be as real as the first one. The last time I checked, a peroxide-eating dildo and a special needs dwarf pony couldn't legally get married in California.
And if anybody has Mother Nature's weekend phone number, please call her up and let that bitch know we're going to need an F5 tornado to crash that party.
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Michael K first met my bf a few months ago and since then my bf has been nothing but abusive mentally and physically abusive because he beats his bf Emmanuel because he steps on his toes when trying to talk to homewrecker aids ridden Michael K
And among the sad games of cybering and nude exchanges these two are meant to be in a bareback aids ward together.
HOME WRECKER:
A person who takes a taken individual with the intentions of breaking up the relationship and creating a relationship of their own.
Meaning not a home wrecker unless the person in the relationship leaves for the other person.
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Pieces of fucking shit
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AMEN z listed! go get a fucking job! i'd be VERY surprised if US weekly didn't have them on the cover this upcoming week. twit and twat are on their payroll. and yeah 'the formula' is changing.. no one gives a fuck. these 2 are so sick and delusional it's disgusting. thank you MTV for making 2 stupid people like this in the public eye. i won't even say famous because they have NO talent.
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
A source said "they need to make money. I have a suggestion, how about they go get jobs? McDonalds and 7-11 always seem to be hiring.
Horse & Hound is so perfect for these two... mammals... wonder if SJP is on their cover this month?
“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
Hunter S. Thompson
Submitted by BlueOrchid on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:09pm.
I want to set them on fire.
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This goes really nicely with your picture.
And these people too:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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these people are cartoons.
Sheeps!....how are you neighbor?....nice to see you on this lovely California afternoon...hope all is good with you and the rest of the flock...
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1926...
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:13pm.
Will do. How are you, neighbor?
...give me a heads up when the sex tape comes out... which will not happen 'cause we all know they're smooth and plastic down there like Barbie and Ken...
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1926...
I want to set them on fire.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Once again MK delivers. I love you.
Couldn't someone pay them to go away?
The only magazine that offered up anything was OK!, but Heidi and Spencer turned that deal down.
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Every second week, Brangelina is breaking up on the cover of In Touch Weekly...and they think that rag is better than OK! ? OK then!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Summer's Eve marketing department...
hahahahahaha!
Whoever said homeboy is evil was spot on. This dude is an oily POS that epitomizes douche. How he doesn't get punched the f*ck out wherever he goes is literally beyond me.
Ugh. I hope the fact that they can't sell the pics for their second fake wedding means that they're 14.5 minutes into their 15...I hope...
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
these two nauseate me. I don't understand why anyone takes pics of them.
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“Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? "
-MK 4/21/09
Twit and Twat indeed.
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Dwarf special needs pony'-MK you are the best!!!!
Not our sort of person darling"
Just talked to Mama Nature and we have it all hooked up, a little earthquake, a major tornado followed up by a hurricane and by sun up they should be definately floating in the Pacific Ocean somewhere far far away. I got your back MK!!
I'll beat the both of them for a case of heineken and a box of chicken fingers...
Uh? I thought they already eloped a long time ago? Dammit, I'm annoyed that I even know who they are.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
i thought the first time you married for love and the second time you married for publicity *scratches head*
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I swear! Look it up online.
Gawd, these two looosers again..when will they ever disappear..
How did they end up in the media anyhow, and what talents do they have...
she is a special needs pony no doubt...but there is something so arrogant and just plain nasty about him...he seems more fake than her, and I don't know this cat seems evil to me...he seems like someont with something to hide, that is why he is with twit...but just like Tommy Girl, the truth is obvious about which way he swings...no amount of marriage is ever going to cover that up.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 12:38pm.
Who would pay anything to see their pics? I mean really? Take a picture of a couple of cartons of milk wearing a Prada Tux and a Vera Wang wedding dress, and you have their pictures, maybe even better ones.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
These two trolls are just plain fucking gross. I really don't know how else to describe them.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 1:09pm.
They look good here but I bet that they would look even better through the scope of a long-range sniper's rifle.
Okay, I literally laughed out loud on that one!
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I'm a gay man, trapped in a woman's body.
That equine dumbass and Criss Crocker were definitely separated at birth, they look exactly the same!... same stupid grin of self-entitlement that is.
Wait a minute, we never see them at the same place, have we? mmm...
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 1:26pm.
Wait till they have their first kid.
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Gross! Blech!
And I LOVE children.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Wait till they have their first kid.
Who cares?!
Doing my thing with an '89 swing"
...CHA CHA CHA
"special needs dwarf pony"
that describes him perfectly. well put, MK! *gold star*
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
They look good here but I bet that they would look even better through the scope of a long-range sniper's rifle.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
Who are they again and why do we care?!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Did they try the magazine ASCA - American Society for Cruelty to Animals. They can put it in the equestrian section.
Please don't let these 2 spawn.
I hate these 2 oxygen stealing douchebags.
Off topic-
I didn't know Sham Wow Vince was still on t.v. His Slap Chop "you'll love my nuts. fettuccini, Martini, Linguini" commercial is still on!
Glad to see he didn't lose his job!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Please, you talentless, useless fucks.. fuck the fuck off!
--thanks awfully--
I'd buy a picture of puke, first... oh , wait.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
LC was on Letterman last night and talked SO much shit about Heidi and Spencer. It was rather amusing I must say.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
*FLUSH*
*jiggles handle*
Feckin floaters.
snowpiece on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 12:37pm
TAZINIZED! IMA TAZINIZAH!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Who would pay anything to see their pics? I mean really? Take a picture of a couple of cartons of milk wearing a Prada Tux and a Vera Wang wedding dress, and you have their pictures, maybe even better ones.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I wish people would ignore these two.... I still don't know who buys her shitty music.
they need to be tazed. tazered, whatever
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
And yet, prop. 8 passed and gay people cannot get married. Gotta keep it sacred and pure I guess.
Are they actually going to go through with it this time?