Kate Moss Is Ripped
Kate Moss woke up at 6pm the other day and thought to herself, "Tonight, I want to look like the lounge singer love child of an episode of Star Trek from the 80s and the movie Xanadu as seen through the eyes of Sasha Fierce." Balmain granted Kate's wish and she thanked them by ripping that shit up at 4am after a night of saucing and snorting. Although, maybe Kate's drunktardian ways had nothing to do with her wrecking that dress. I mean, she was in the company of an extral-large vanillasicle milkshake. David Walliams' hotness will make any ho split their pants, panties, dress and ass. Bitch can give you an extra ass crack!
Look at the last thumbnail below. David caught a glimpse of his sexiness in the rear-view mirror which caused him to jizz his own pants. Even he is not safe.
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Submitted by z-listed on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:10pm
He's apparently in love with Natalie Imbruglia but she won't do him.
Kate looks fabulous and more importantly, she doesn't give a damn what other think--she lives her crazy life as she sees fit.
in that last photo, he looks like ed westwick (chuck bass) from gossip girl. it's the nose and nostrils and hair.
Submitted by suze on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:57am.
I will NEVER understand why people think she's so attractive, fashionable, edgy, glamorous....
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I think Anna Wintour so said and then it became a Decree.
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I think it was Calvin Klein who made her a biggie when she was very young. He ha always gone for models bordering on kiddie porn.
I heart David Walliams BIG TIME and if I ever got a chance to go out with him I wouldn't ruin it by getting drunk!
I'm glad that someone pointed out that they are just friends. Maybe that explains the rather neutral/disgusted look on his face as he holds he up. I would hate to think of any part of his body coming into contact with hers!
even kate moss is too fat for a balmain dress.
It's a LAAAAAAAA-DY with a JUNNNNNNN-KIE!
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Does she ever spend time home with her daughter?
"Tonight, I want to look like the lounge singer love child of an episode of Star Trek from the 80s and the movie Xanadu as seen through the eyes of Sasha Fierce."
- Michael: You are a fucking genius! I gotta memorize that shit and and use it in the BEST MONOLOGUE EVER at my next audition.
she looks green
what's wrong with her? she's getting kinda old to be dragging her ass around town wasted constantly
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Sparkly and wasted just don't go together, do they? How in the world did she split her dress anyway...she is so thin!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Kate Moss and David Walliams are just friends. They have been pictured out and about a quite few times over the past couple of years. He is not her type at all.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 12:11pm.
I need to know how all these drunken coked out bitches manage to stay upright in their 6 inch stiletto heels. HOW DO THEY DO IT?
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IDK, maybe practice makes perfect?
All I know is last time I got tanked wearing heals I fell down so much I looked like I'd been beaten.
Bitch looks like she smells. Grow up Kate and smell the coffee, you're not a kid anymore.
I need to know how all these drunken coked out bitches manage to stay upright in their 6 inch stiletto heels. HOW DO THEY DO IT?
That dress would look so much hotter if she styled her hair and painted her face ala David Bowie from the Aladdin Sane album cover.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
She always looks like she's going to hurl...
lovely.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Did her mother never tell her to always pack a safety pin or two in her purse when going out? I don't necessarily like the dress, but she's working it.
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I actually really like the dress.
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No-one can give me the air that's mine to breathe.
That wouldn't look so bad if it were sleeveless. I love shiney silver things. *hint hint hint*
Ladies test-a-clay!
Anyway, I'm finding this a bit odd. And I kinda like her dress...
I Heart......HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
"Torture" Video! too fucking funny!
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“Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? "
-MK 4/21/09
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 11:14am.
She would fit right in in the Jackson's Torture video.
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Yes, she would! I could not stand that song/video.
I have that bag, too!
"Doing my thing with an '89 swing"
...CHA CHA CHA
Where is this woman's poor daughter? Does she ever spend anytime with the kid, or is she just out getting drunk & stoned every night & then sleeping it off during the day? I feel sorry for her daughter. Hopefully she doesn't grow up to be like her mother. What a waste.
she looks like a drunk robot!
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In all honesty David Walliams shouldn't be considered hot ... and yet ...
Kate Moss is living the hot slut dream people! Being hot, while drinking and partying with no responsibilities or morals! Thatta girl!
She would fit right in in the Jackson's Torture video.
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Submitted by suze on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:57am.
I will NEVER understand why people think she's so attractive, fashionable, edgy, glamorous....
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I think Anna Wintour so said and then it became a Decree.
I'm thinking, though, it's taking waaaaaaaaay more make-up and PHOTOSHOP to make her look ok in those ad shoots. She's looking a lil used. Bad.
opps, wrong thread LMFAO.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
this cock size is why, when I'm breaking in a new fuck, I always start by groping on the couch.
then I can accidently put my hand there and see what's what.
if it's not all that, I can call out headache.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
the camera loves this woman, so I totally understand why she is such a supermodel.
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“Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? "
-MK 4/21/09
She's a despicable mother and general excuse for a human being, but she looks hot here.
Just sayin' y'all...
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Douchechill!
That dress is ugly but Kate looks pretty good in the face here.
I'll go against the grain and state publicly that, when she's put together and washed and not too stoned/drunk, I think Kate is really beautiful.
Submitted by suze on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:57am.
I will NEVER understand why people think she's so attractive, fashionable, edgy, glamorous....
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It's all for one picture as far as I'm concerned. There was ONE billboard that just always took my breath away. I think that was almost 10 years ago now. And then drugging got so popular among the cool kids, so I think that's what keeps her um..*ahem*...relevant...so to speak...
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Michael Jackson, cira 1983. meh.
I never knew what my dreamboat petey saw in her,he's better than this.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
I will NEVER understand why people think she's so attractive, fashionable, edgy, glamorous....
She's a sad, aging has been, coked out drunk. Period.
Her poor fuckin kid.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
WAIT, HOLD ON, WTF?!?!?! WTF is this cunt doing with David Walliams?!?!?! He is way too clean, hot and disease free for this skank.
Lila Grace is so fucked- that poor kid.
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“Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? "
-MK 4/21/09
Kate Moss may be a way-past-expiration-date skeeze, but I can't help but covet her ankles. They're so delicate and dainty looking. Her legs have a nice shape to them especially when she wears skinny jeans or tights.
Woah, I really need to wake up. I read vanillasicle milkshake as VAGINASICLE milkshake.
*grabs Red Bull*
That top looks like a ghetto budget starship uniform.
Whatever Twiggy Stardust.
But David, I am disappointed. :(
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meh, i kinda like the dress
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Kate Moss should be tasered!
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"I'm in the Dark here!!!"
Some skanks never grow up.
I feel so sorry for her daughter.
She is a mess.