R.I.P. GeoCities
Back in the day when caveman roamed the Earth, Larry King could change his own diaper and the internet was still a toddler, there was a thing called GeoCities. GeoCities was a place where everyone could go and build their own website in a quick minute for free. Actually, it probably took a few hours, because of that dial-up crap. Well, GeoCities is now dead. A truly sad day on the world wide webs.
GeoCities took my webmaster cherry and turned me into the full-blown webmaster WOMAN I am today. Sadly, I couldn't find my old site and don't even remember what it was about. I didn't cuddle with it as much as I should have, because I spent most of my time doing ho shit in AOL chat rooms. Memories.
Yahoo! announced that they will be closing GeoCities at the end of the year leaving millions without an internet home! So you better get your fix of Karyn White, Jeremy Jordan and Tony! Toni! Tone! fansites before they go away forever!
You will be missed GeoCities!
VIA Gizmodo
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"GeoCities took my webmaster cherry and turned me into the full-blown webmaster WOMAN I am today. Sadly, I couldn't find my old site and don't even remember what it was about. I didn't cuddle with it as much as I should have, because I spent most of my time doing ho shit in AOL chat rooms. Memories."
you are the funniest, most adorable pervbag blogger ever, MK!!!!
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This is so sad! I owe Geocities a lot. I used to hang out on the Sunset Strip there before I started hanging at the real life one!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 12:18pm.
I'm working from home today and one of my neighbors is walking around the courtyard "gardening" in black panties and a bra (this is NOT a bikini) and hot pink CROCS.
You're neighbors with Joe Shmoe?
does anyone remember firefly?
geocities pages always looked like crap, i never had one. I remember getting a 400 dollar bill from aol. that was when they charged per hour, and had those stupid "art" updates.
Use www.weebly.com
You can have an IQ of 85 and it's still easy to use. Britney should be putting the finishing touches on hers any day now.
Submitted by will.i.am on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 1:05pm.
doing ho shit in AOL chat rooms. Memories.
LMFAO!!!!! YES!!!!! I miss AOL! I miss waking up to the tarty e-mails that filled your inbox everyday offering free porn website trials.
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but swear one time, or piss off some princess and you'll get your ass permanently banned! FUCK aol...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Louise_Brooks!!!! Can't you go out there and take a picture??!?! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeeee?!?
And then send it to MK for a "Caption This" contest!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I love the internetz.
And y'all are filthy! I NEVER went to any of those prawn sites. I was always suspect of AOL. It still tears me up how some people thing AOL *is* the internet.
In 1996 I was 14 and had a GeoCities fan page for The Spice Girls and manga characters. What a nerd!
Our compuserve account was restricted because my mom always thought I was looking up porn!
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 1:34pm.
I only spokeh the truf!
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O, I don't doubt it, gurlfrien'!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 12:18pm.
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Oh.My.Gawd. If ONLY the Google Earth Van were in the neighborhood today...!!! That's sick. And not GOOD sick!
Haha! I had a geocities site, too.
I remember when I first went online and when you wanted to download something, you had to pick a protocol, like "x" "y" or "kermit" and the computer you were downloading from had to use the same one...
I also still have my old AOL in DOS disk and I remember going on Compuserv and your email address would be something like 213455,564654324@compuserve.com and it cost $22.49/hour to go online.
I remember getting excited because I ordered a book from my computer and ordering it was all in DOS, this was before they had pictures online.
Damn but I am feeling old, ha.
Practically every one of my friends and I had a GeoCities website when we were in junior high. Sigh. Now I'm getting all nostalgic...
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 1:09pm.
I wish I was out gardening in panties and crocs right now.
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LMAO
She normally gardens in a housecoat, so this was quite a change.
I only spokeh the truf!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
@Stoney: LOL! I'm DYING to know what you said, you cheeky little teen girl. Ha!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Speaking of ho shit in aol chat rooms, I was sued for TWO MILLION DOLLARS for defamation of character by a psychotic stalker I met in one of those rooms back in 97. Scary shit. I was still a minor so we got that shit thrown out.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I wish I was out gardening in panties and crocs right now.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
doing ho shit in AOL chat rooms. Memories.
LMFAO!!!!! YES!!!!! I miss AOL! I miss waking up to the tarty e-mails that filled your inbox everyday offering free porn website trials.
Oooh I just remembered Lycos. We use to try and out-do each other, at school, with the dumbest email. One of mine was something like JoSePhFiEnNeSwIfE. Oh the mortification.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
doing ho shit in AOL chat rooms. Memories.
HAHAHAHA
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I had a GeoCities website, but I never used it. It is probably still up somewhere. Someone find it and page me!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I had a Geocities website, too. Some folks tried to make them all fancy, but most of them were shitty (mine included)!
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I'm a gay man, trapped in a woman's body.
Oh man, back in the day when we first got internet at work (instead of just the shitty intranet we we were allowed) GeoCities was the ONLY thing we could get ~tear~
I learned about pervs in the chatrooms. *sniffle* I was so innocent I didn't know ppl could have sex with animals! I didn't believe it, and then got the proof by email. Ah, the old days. I had my own geocities page and thank god I can't remember what it was called. I had my crappy writing up.
Sushi - M.K. had me when I found him aptly referring to Mark Anthony as Skeletor. Sometimes he's made me laugh so hard, my stomach hurts. Oh, yeah, and he's no fan of Paris Hilton. Love him!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 11:33am.
Aw them fuckers. This is sad. Next you know, they'll get rid of mIRC chat:( :P
ha ha ha! I was all up in Mirc
/me slaps iHeartHaters with a wet fish
She went back inside (thank God!) so I didn't have a chance to whip out the cell phone cam. But I've got it right here, just in case she comes back out.
She's probably about 65ish and 35-40 pounds overweight, too.
HOTT
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 12:10pm.
THAT SOME VR5 SHIT RIGHT THERE!!!!
Are you serious?
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Yep! And this was in like '96 or '97, so it was some cutting edge porn craziness. See-you-see-me (web cams) was just beginning to get big at that time with the pervs. Porn webmasters are always the ones who pioneer the coolest technologies way before they hit the usual dude on the street. They're the only ones with the money to do that stuff. Back then, a simple hub was $800 & a router was a few thousand, and they would be buying shit like that in BULK.
@ louise_brooks
Do you have a video camera or a phone camera! What are you waiting for tape that shit and send it into MK STAT!
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"I'm in the Dark here!!!"
louise_brooks on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 12:18pm
Secksay. Did she shave at least?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
This doesn't relate to the topic, but I have to tell someone.
I'm working from home today and one of my neighbors is walking around the courtyard "gardening" in black panties and a bra (this is NOT a bikini) and hot pink CROCS.
What was the correct pronunciation? Was it accented on the first or second syllable. I've heard both.
Those godaddy.com HWORES! They are killing the interwebs!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Missed out on the whole geocities thing.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@2Di4- thanks for the link. I was just skimming the comments in the "Is This Jennifer Aniston's New Man" and its fucking hilarious. MK is telling this slut he would take her from behind and tear her up even though he's gay. Then she gets in a fight with some other sluts.
Paris is for stoners.
I used to chat via Webcrawler. Anybody remember that one?
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"I RIDE ANYTHING I GET!"
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
poor Geoshitties. the end of an era
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"when Larry King could change his own diaper.."
God I love MK. I hope this site brings you some fame and fortune. It is so much better than that Perez fuckpig.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 11:59am.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 11:42am.
Chat rooms, geocities, shrines.
The early days of the web were sick.
Im glad I was there for the growing pains.
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you web-youngins don't know the half of it. back when dumb terminals ruled the world, the only people networked were hobbyists and file-sharing was completely open with no policing at all. you wouldn't believe the stuff then.
once the technologies started to take off, there were some insane applications for it. one i worked on with a customer -- a suit worn by a perv that allows the person on the other end of the connection to stimulate certain areas remotely. tell me that's not just a little f-ed up.
THAT SOME VR5 SHIT RIGHT THERE!!!!
Are you serious?
Oh the memories. Wayback in the day Geocities was cutting edge! Yahoo! is in trouble financially.
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"I have had it with this monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane".
edited version of Snakes on a Plane by Samuel L. Jackson
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 11:42am.
Chat rooms, geocities, shrines.
The early days of the web were sick.
Im glad I was there for the growing pains.
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you web-youngins don't know the half of it. back when dumb terminals ruled the world, the only people networked were hobbyists and file-sharing was completely open with no policing at all. you wouldn't believe the stuff then.
once the technologies started to take off, there were some insane applications for it. one i worked on with a customer -- a suit worn by a perv that allows the person on the other end of the connection to stimulate certain areas remotely. tell me that's not just a little f-ed up.
That just gave me the shivers...I'm glad it's shutting down. I'm embarassed just thinking about all of those creepy cherry busting AOL chat rooms and Geocities accounts that had. It was all so aDICting and ASSciting.
I am nostalgic of "that dial up crap". I dunno it was just so exciting, you had to wait a little while try a few times and when you finally got that beeeeeep you were connected to THE INTERNETS lol!
So you were an exhibitionist way back then too, eh MK? I am dearly sorry for your loss, Sweetie! Keep up the good work!!! xoxoxox
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by force noir on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 11:46am.
Oh....i gotta play Mary J's Reminisce! GeoCities sites provided those first views of dicks and ass on my computer. fuck they used to take ages to download....
Good times indeed.
Oh....i gotta play Mary J's Reminisce! GeoCities sites provided those first views of dicks and ass on my computer. fuck they used to take ages to download....
I'm not your superwoman!
I'm not the kind of girl that you can let down and think that everything's ok. Boy I am only human....
HeeHee, Karyn White.
Paris is for stoners.
LMAO@SunsetStrip
I still have some favorites marked with that in the url =))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
AOL & Geocities, ahhhhhh memories.
I would hate to see my old crap though, oy. I'm embarrassed just thinking about it.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.