The Reviews Are In.....

Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 12:18am.

hahah dunces. yes... loved that book. Read it 4 times which is a record for me.

remember the 'our lady of the tv set'? well I recently went to a graveyard where the patron saint of television is buried. Thought of Ignatius.

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Submitted by myeager on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 11:37am.
forgot to say why does beyonce sound like she has a speech impediment when she talks? is it because she doesn't properly form her words?
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HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER!!!!!!!MY MOTHER SAYS SHE SOUNDS AS THOUGH SHE JUST CRAWLED OUT OF A CAVE"!
Sorry to bore anyone who has heard it all before but this is too funny.

I saw a still from _Dreamgirls_ in a magazine and noticed a startling resemblance to my mother as she looked in 1962-same eyes and cheekbones, similar smile,tiny waist,long limbs. However my mother was far thinner,flat from shoulder blades to heels,wholesome and not allowed to date until the age of 21.
That's when my mother and her family really began to despise Beyondtacky. She even said that she hoped "that vulgar woman with the ex-cocaine dealing husband doesn't disgrace herself at the Inauguration. She's wearing my face." Tina Knowles left New Orleans for Houston; but she took none of the Creole customs with her.( Her designs are gaudy,which invalidates her skills as a seamstress.I'll stop there.)

BeyondTacky and SoLonely have the standard face;nothing more. Don't ask Tina Knowles to make a crawfish bisque or file gumbo. She'd probably add a chicken's foot.

Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 1:47pm.
"Provolone, why do you do this? Honestly, do you guys really think that shit is funny? It's not. You have no idea wtf you're talking about, Provolone. You're being flat out HURTFUL and DISRESPECTFUL. Whatever. I'm done."

Exactly...for the record, I know a few white women that ACTUALLY believe that ALL black women feel like they "steal our men."
Some of you broads really need to get off your high horse and check your jaded ass perspective because guess what?? A lot of us could really give a rat's ass about it!!
I personally could give a good FUCK who dates who. If someone makes you happy GREAT!! But the whole narcissistic idea behind it is laughable. Besides Miss Love likes dippin her toes in vanilla puddin if ya get my drift!

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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 7:23pm.
Gucci - LOL thanks for posting the review!

A magic johnson knowles family production? So much ambition, so little talent...

Loved this bit: the film’s alleged working title was “Oh No She Didn’t”
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YOU MADE MY DAY!LMAO.I can just hear the glottal stop....wasn't that a quirk of Cockney English once? I was also thrilled when you signed with a quote from _A Confederacy of Dunces_ on another thread.

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11 million-27 million is not good by hollywood standards, its bearly breaking even. @gucci: i totally agree. I believe Mr. knowles bought some of those ticket and i also believe he had to pay in order for the movie to recieve reviews AFTER the movie aired.

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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

Barbado Slim 2008

this movie is number 1 in the box office because(i suspect) daddy knowles bought up most of the tickets. but let beyonce enjoy it. next week this movie will be in the toilet were it rightfully belongs.

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@U_2Dolla_WHORE, the movie may be #1 this weekend, but there's nothing else interesting out as I recall to compete with it.

By next weekend, revenues for this Fatal Attraction rip off will plunge.

Beyonce needs to stop letting Mommy design her dresses. Yikes! 80's Prom dress!

No 1 @ the box office this weekend...

um... do y'all stomachs hurt? :-D

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Rihanna- I Just Gave You Herpes Video

does anyone else besides me think that she is swag jackin or going through the 1992 'erotica' madonna phase with sasha?

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:55pm.
Sad thing is, a large part of the black population just eats this stuff up.
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So true. Oldtimers mostly-who are a little racist.One of my cousins won't see anything but black movies.She about killed herself looking for cadillac DVD.

"bitches be crazy!"

Seriously, I avoid movies like this like the plague and I can honestly say that I had never seen a single Tyler P. movie until about a mth ago when I saw a bootleg of Madea Goes to Jail. The shit is beyond trite and pointless but the black man in old gangsta lady drag does at LEAST have some genuinely funny moments (and its very tongue in cheek). This trash wont even have that.

Yes Bey, you fit into that horrendous dress.....but can you breath?????

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forgot to say why does beyonce sound like she has a speech impediment when she talks? is it because she doesn't properly form her words?

I like house of diahrrea better! why do they think that mess looks good? looks about as bad as her horse haired weave!

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"Co-produced by the Knowles Empire and Magic Johnson, “Obsessed” is minor league ball compared to the other wonderfully lurid highlights of the subgenre"

Back the feck up...Daddy made this film for her? That's like Pia Zadora's geezer hubby buying her that Golden Globe: throwing cash instead of earning credibility. Poor Idris and Ali being tangled up in this trainwreck along with her.

May Kelly, LeToya, LaTavia , Michelle and Farrah all win Oscars, Globes and Palme D'Ors.

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i saw this today with my boyfriend (it kind of reminded me of fatal attraction and i love that movie lol) and i thought it was actually pretty good! beyonce wasn't that bad in it which shocked me. her bitchyness in the movie reminded me of.. me lol

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She's such a fucking TRY-Hard. Ugh! The movie looks like shit and that big ass weave they threw on her head didn't help matters.

Enough with this over exposed heiffer!
I mean NOBODY should think they can come over to your house and NEVER leave and thats exactly what Vadge & Princess Overcram here do with a constant non stop barrage of CD/perfumes/movies/ clothes/TV/ books/ cram cram cram cram ..

ARRGGHH! Enough!

and why cant "Obsessed" be the new Showgirls?
NONE of the rot thats come out lately has been able to be hold a candle to the campy so bad its great, not Basic Instinct 2, Catwoman, none of this shit ...

Is Hollywood never gonna be able to top the Trashterpiece that is Showgirls?

Nothing is Good Bad anymore , everything is just simply BAD BAD

Beyonce, Sit down and SHUT UP. No more clothes,perfume, performance, CDs, let basement baby out to play for awhile

"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls

I wish Beyonce would take some time off and have a baby or two. We all need a break from seeing her everywhere....politics, music, commercials, movies. Enough is enough! No one is so wonderful that we want to see their mug in front of us all the damn time!!!! And please take Madonna and Oprah with you when you go!

big bum = big legs! just cover them up girl!

SO yeah, watched the trailer; the movie looks like a piece of shit. But since we all know Bouncy can't act, this is no shock...

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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...

Granny Frump:

I am soooooo with you on halle berry not deserving an oscar. and i don't think jennifer hudson deserved one either but the only reason i was happy she got one was because i knew it would burn the shit out of beyonce!

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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

Barbado Slim 2008

Somehow, I'm more offended by her need to wear nude pantyhose all the time than her dress; makes her legs look ugly.

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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...

I still admire this girl's work ethic, I really do, but it would be nice if she would go away for a while....

and no I'm not seeing this movie. It sounds stupid. At least a Tyler Perry movie has a positive message.

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Trailer: http://www.areyouobsessed.com/

You can see the entire movie in what.. 2 minutes?

Soooo bad.

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WTF?! Was the premiere at a bus stop in front of a Denny's?

So many dumb people so little earth.

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

http://www.metacritic.com/film/

GO THERE!!!

THIS WEBSITE PUTS ALL CRITICS COMMENTS. UP AND SCORES.

CRITICS GAVE OBESSED A SCORE OF 19 ( EXTRMEME DISLIKE OR DISGUST!) SO FAR!!! LMAO!
ROTFLAMO!

HER STANS SAYING IT IS BAD!
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ok and this is the last post on reviews i swear. you guys can go to the site and read the reviews.

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Bitch puts on her makeup with a garden trowel & that dress is seriously fug

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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!

Submitted by gucci on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:38pm.
"Granny Frump:

its my belief that beyonces entire life is a lie. either that or she was just low class with money. they do exsist you know."

All too true, gucci. She's rich but completely
lacking in taste and discernemnt. Hence the wardrobe and the insistence on an acting career.

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:55pm.

ITA, Bambam. I'm conflicted. Tyler Perry keeps making the same two movies over and over again but his audience can't get enough of that simple minded, misogynistic tripe. I watched the last 45 minutes of Diary Of A Mad Black Woman on cable and I felt so sorry for Kimberley Elise. What a comedown! From Denzel Washington to Shemar Moore. On the positive side a check is a check and Perry has employed quite a few actors who otherwise probably wouldn't have been working.

I'll be brutally honest and say that I don't think that either Halle Berry, Jamie Foxx, or Jennifer Hudson deserved those Ocsars. Very little acting talent between the 3 of them.

As far as the commercials go, why do so many of them portray blacks as if they're fresh off the plantation? All that goddamned singing and dancing! I mean, it's just a fucking burger. Why the excitement? And what about that bug-eyed fool on that Honey Nut Cheerio commerical? It's all just so much modern day minstrelsy.

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS THIS JUST IN!

BEYONCE MAY WIN A RAZZY AWARD FOR OBSESSED HA HA HA HA HA HAHAH BEH HEH HEH HE HO!

IT IS OFFICAL....

THE RAZZIES WEBSITE...TALKIN ABOUT HOW BAD THE MOVIE IS...THE FORUM.

SHE MAY WIN AN AWARD FOR THIS MESS.

http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3595&PN=1

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Funny that Daddy's little darling seems to be the only cleb at the premier!

Submitted By Tits:
Loved this bit: the film’s alleged working title was “Oh No She Didn’t”
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i fell out of my chair to that one!

and it wasn't named "oh no she didn't" because well, we all know how desperate beyonce is for class and pestige.

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dont want to be the idiot here but thats a balmain, not a house of dereon.

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:55pm.
Sad thing is, a large part of the black population just eats this stuff up.

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I HAVE TO DIS-A-FUCKING-GREE. i was just talking about this with a girlfriend of mine. As a woman of color let me assure you a large OF BEYONCE'S REMAINING FAN BASE IS HOMOSEXUAL MEN OF VARIOUS RACES.she has a new demographic. i cant name 10 black people i know that patron this chick. her singles struggle on the black stations in my area.

and with that i say : FAIL on this one beyonce. on the movie and the dress.
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This movie should of had Faith Evans. I would of paid to see a Faith Evans beat down on film.

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The really sad part is the "Beyonce" population that'll be drawn to this. The fact that it even exists.

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@gucci: That's awesome. It's like I've seen it now. I can totally picture all of that...and now I don't have to drag my ass through all that painful cinematic failure! Thanks:)

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Sad thing is, a large part of the black population just eats this stuff up. The Tyler Perry movies and sitcoms, the one note black comedians who are funny for about 30 seconds, Jamie (My god why did they give him an Oscar) Foxx. We are like sheep, generation after generation. Only thing as bad as this are those damned McDonald's commercials (drinking my sweet tea as I type this.) None of us are immune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

@ Granny - She sounds like a female version of Stepin Fetchit.
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aaaah that's just sooo HAHAHHAHHAH

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Manimal5:

Ali looks good and so does beyonces weeve!!!!! lolololol

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Granny Frump:

its my belief that beyonces entire life is a lie. either that or she was just low class with money. they do exsist you know.

angel-i:

it does doesn't it? and the thing is its so obvious that this movie should have been rated r just by observing the senes. but i guess beyonce figured if she left the sex seens out it wouldn't be so bad. but what she doesn't get is that the suggestive interactions between the characters alone makes it an R movie. stupid braod. and i agree with the many who have said this movie was more of a comedy relief than anything else .

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AND HERE'S ANOTHER RAVING REVIEW:

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It’s moving day for the perfect family as Obsessed opens. Derek (Idris Elba: The Unborn, RocknRolla), a hedge fund manager who hasn’t been impacted in the least by the global financial meltdown, is moving into a huge, gorgeous home in a ritzy Los Angeles neighborhood with his beautiful wife, Sharon (Beyoncé Knowles: The Pink Panther, Austin Powers in Goldmember). They have randy married sex on the floor of their new master bedroom while they wait for the movers -- their adorable little boy snoozes in his stroller by the fireplace in the living room. The cozy domesticity couldn’t be more ripe for disaster.
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And disaster it shall be, in all senses of the word -- primarily, though, of the cinematic variety. Funny? I cannot tell you how ineptly hilarious this “thriller” is, from its weirdly retro vibe -- as if the feminism of the 1970s, 80s, 90s and 2000s had not come between manhunting women and the poor saps they prey on -- to its outrageous telegraphing of its “big” finale.

I don’t want to spoil it for you, but director Steve Shill does. As Derek and Sharon wander round their new empty house in that opening bit, he makes sure they focus on the weak floorboards in the attic -- whoops! don’t step there! Then Derek heads off to work, where he first encounters scary temp Lisa (Ali Larter: Resident Evil: Extinction, Heroes), a predatory blonde whom a man would have to be deaf, blind, mentally challenged, and completely unaware of movies like Fatal Attraction and the oeuvre of Demi Moore to not know that she’s bad news. Meanwhile, Sharon is directing the movers to put the glass-topped table there, right under the big dangling swinging chandelier...

If you can’t put two and two together... well, maybe you will be surprised by the finale. If you can add, though... oh, the belly laugh as Shill springs his climax on us like we’ll be startled is almost worth the price of admission.

Well, no: I exaggerate. This feels like a bad episode of Law and Order -- Shill’s experience, prior to this, consists entirely of TV episodes of a varied of shows including, yup, that one -- but without the wiseass asides from Lenny Briscoe and Mike Logan. Oh, screenwriter David Loughery (who also wrote the far, far superior Lakeview Terrace) tries, but it feels like maybe he’s been watching too much Mad Men lately: “Temp?” Derek’s coworker Ben (Jerry O’Connell: Kangaroo Jack, Tomcats) snorts. “More like temp-tress!” Because men are, you see, utterly helpless in the face of, well, a pretty face and long legs. And also because, you know, “a lot of these single gals” -- this is Ben again -- “see the workplace as their hunting ground.” Not the plain, frumpy ones, just the ones who are a “smokin’ hot piece of ass” (Ben again... and the women are the predatory ones?).

I’d like to be able to say that there’s some even half-assed pretense toward addressing matters of office politics and how it can sometimes be tough to work with people you are -- or might potentially be -- sexually attracted to. But no. This is one of those impossible horror movies, like the kind about giant radioactive ants or invading aliens who want to steal our water. Lisa is just a crazy psychotic bitch who can’t deal with being rejected by Derek.

What? You mean Derek is completely innocent? Of course he is! He’s perfect! In a world where we all roll our eyes when an attractive, powerful man insists that he did not have sex with that woman, Derek really did not have sex with that woman. And that’s what makes Lisa go ballistic, you see: bitches be crazy!

Oh, and then poor Derek is further victimized, by his wife, who doesn’t believe Derek that he did not have sex with that woman when Lisa starts stalking Derek, refusing to let him refuse her. Because bitches be crazy, even wives! And then the lady cop (Christine Lahti), who’s called in to investigate when something really bad happens? She doesn’t believe him either! Bitches be crazy!

And that finale? Bitches be really crazy! Especially over men! They just can’t help it!
viewed at a private screening with an audience of critics
rated PG-13 for sexual material including some suggestive dialogue, some violence and thematic conten

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Poor Idris Elba. I wish Hollywood had more to offer him than shit like this and Tyler Perry's fuckery. What a waste.

I also wish mush-mouthed Beyonce would fucking retire or at the very least take speech lessons. She claims to have grown up in an upper middle-classed neighborhood but it doesn't show. At all. I went to Texas(Austin) and met quite a few middle-classed black students from Houston. NONE of them sounded the slightest bit like Beyonce. What the fuck happened? She sounds like a female version of Stepin Fetchit.

the would have worked without that damned aligator's tail in the back. tacky tina must really resent her daughter's youth and beauty, so she dresses her bad to make her self look good. beyonce is a monkey on her mom's shoulder. bad trailer, bad acting, bad dress, this is a triumvirate of tacky

Gucci - LOL thanks for posting the review!

A magic johnson knowles family production? So much ambition, so little talent...

Loved this bit: the film’s alleged working title was “Oh No She Didn’t”

Really, they should have stayed with that title. They're too dense to figure out all the jokes that would have generated.

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