Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This A list movie actor who was also a star on television has a scene in a recent movie where he strips down to his underwear. Because of the lighting no one noticed anything amiss. It was only when the movie was being edited that his penile piercing was noticed through the underwear. A large piercing that had to be digitally removed. (CDAN)
That's Prince Albert above and this blind item is obviously dedicated to his kinky ass. I have no idea with this one. I thought of Ashton Kutcher, but that dick bag isn't exactly A list. Other guesses include Woody Harrleson, Johnny Depp or Jamie Foxx?
Which closeted — and married — actor almost had his cover blown when he hit on a straight man in a sauna? Word is the offended dude is now quite wealthy, thanks to a payoff. (Gatecrasher)
Pass me the bag that says "down low peen lovers" and let's reach inside. This could be John Travolta? Tommy Girl? Will Smith? Hugh Jackman? Etc....
Which young, up-and-coming and freshly engaged Hollywood couple are already arguing - over the terms of the contract they both signed to stay together for at least one year while rumors around his sex life die down, and while her management try just one more time to get her established as a movie rather than a TV actress? (Popbitch)
That chick from The OC and that dude who ruined Darth Vadar?
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No. 1 is the Fresh Prince (could be No. 2 as well)
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its John Travolta...
John Travolta or Will Smith are my choices for the first blind item.
''Which closeted — and married — actor almost had his cover blown when he hit on a straight man in a sauna? Word is the offended dude is now quite wealthy, thanks to a payoff''
I Know exactly who it is!!! John Travolta.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 11:14pm.
hey, Manny!
ya got to get the "cover" blown these days... ya know... safe sex an' all!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 11:10pm.
"Which closeted — and married — actor almost had his cover blown when...
His "cover" blown...is that what they're calling it now?
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"Which closeted — and married — actor almost had his cover blown when he hit on a straight man in a sauna? Word is the offended dude is now quite wealthy, thanks to a payoff."
i don't really follow the blind items, nor am i gonna read back through the thread to see if this has been answered(laziness) but, wasn't this same thing posted as a blind item a while back?
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Submitted by Penny_Dreadful on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 4:01pm.
hahaha. Sorry! It did say "NSFL." As a guy, ain't no way I'ma sittin' still for that to be done. And what if the ring got caught going down the waterslide at Raging Waters?
Submitted by mike on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:08pm.
For number 2, would it really matter if they guy the celeb came onto was gay or straight? I mean, wouldn't the offended (or unoffended) guy likely go running to the tabloids?
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Probably answered already, but here goes: IF, (and it is definitely an if) the guy was offended, it must have been for one of two reasons: a) The fact that the alleged offender was married/taken or b) the alleged victims sexuality was "threatened".
That is all I can think of-- straight men who are hit on by a gay man (who is SINGLE) react in one of two ways, usually-- "thanks, but I'm straight", or "f--- you, homo, blah, blah, blah". As far as running to the tabloids either way, yes-- if the "victim" was a total opportunist.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 4:21pm.
Prince Albert piercing (NSFL):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_piercing
Jeebus God. My clit hurts like Hell just looking at that. My legs involuntarily snapped shut like a bear trap when I saw it.
For some reason, it's a much simpler piercing that I'd always pictured. For some reason, I had it in mind that there were chains involved.
But I guess the actual thing is bad enough. The human wang is a beautiful thing. Why mess with it like that?
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Submitted by JoMama on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 10:10pm.
Okay, I did it-I clicked on that NSFL link to Wikipedia on the Prince Albert piercing and...wow...I don't even know what to say except that I will never be the same again
...but...why is it called a Prince Albert......
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Prince Albert, who was married to Queen Victoria, popularized it in the late 1800s. Men of that era used to tie a string around the piercing and pull their penises between their legs so they would have a nice flat front in their tight pants -- kind of like how drag queens tuck their privates today.
Travolta is notorious for sauna action. I have 2 friends who played peen pool with him in the sauna in LA.
Could number 1 be Alec Baldwin?
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1 made me think of Will Smith
It's Ryan Reynolds. A friend of mine used to work at LAX and when he went through the metal detector back when he was with Alanis Morisette, he set it off... after wanding him up and down, and realising it was his privates beeping,they had to take him aside and he admitted he had the piercing.
Oh, my god! I clicked on that Prince Albert thingy on wiki. Dang! There goes my innocence. I feel violated. LOL
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For #1 Jamie Foxx does have that movie that came out tonight, and he obviously used to have a t.v. show. In the movie I think he does have a scene in only his underwear but I could be thinking of something else. I guess we'll know after tomorrow. I'm stoned.
Regarding #1, someone on the CDAN site speculated that was Shia LaDouche. Is Transformers 2 being edited now?
Okay, I did it-I clicked on that NSFL link to Wikipedia on the Prince Albert piercing and...wow...I don't even know what to say except that I will never be the same again
...but...why is it called a Prince Albert......
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:54pm.
Pussy.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:03pm.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, HUGH JACKMAN IS NOT GAY....his peen is...
hahahahaha. Most peens do have a mind of their own. No, I'd say pretty much everything about HJ is gay except his role in "Australia." And even the campfire bathing scene was gay.
I'll say Travolta for #2, partly because I've heard about him hitting on dudes in saunas before.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:33pm.
Honey, those fingernail parts WANT sumadis...*rubbin' tiger paws down all six tiger nips*....You know what I'm sayin? Now his peen and man poon, they don't want this big hot pussy...neither do his jazz hands, but every other part of that Hughdom is throbbin' for some tigerness...Trust....
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Tiger, what red-blooded... stop drooling *hands Tiger a napkin*... healthy animalsexual man-nails WOULDN'T want to get all over some sweet tiger hotness. Goes without saying.
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I know right? I mean I'm HWAT *wiping bloody drool off tiger mouf wif back of tiger paw*...Right? Ok, yeah...I could lose a lil' tiger pudge, *poking tiger tummy* but that's just more cushin' for the pushin'...
Of course with all Hughies 'pushables' being gay, then...
Pssht....we'll figure it out...He wants me...It's just his gay parts that protest....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:47pm.
Dog!!! Come back! How's the Flats mate? Crikey!
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Gu'day!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:47pm.
Dog!!! Come back! How's the Flats mate? Crikey!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:33pm.
wot is this? cat central???!?
--->backs slowly out of post
i'se scared of cats!
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Gu'day!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:33pm.
Honey, those fingernail parts WANT sumadis...*rubbin' tiger paws down all six tiger nips*....You know what I'm sayin? Now his peen and man poon, they don't want this big hot pussy...neither do his jazz hands, but every other part of that Hughdom is throbbin' for some tigerness...Trust....
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Tiger, what red-blooded... stop drooling *hands Tiger a napkin*... healthy animalsexual man-nails WOULDN'T want to get all over some sweet tiger hotness. Goes without saying.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:03pm.
And I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure... his jazz hands, they're gay. Not the fingernail parts, those are all man. But the twinkly fingers? gay gay gay gay gay. Otherwise, yeah... Hugh is totally straight.
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Honey, those fingernail parts WANT sumadis...*rubbin' tiger paws down all six tiger nips*....You know what I'm sayin? Now his peen and man poon, they don't want this big hot pussy...neither do his jazz hands, but every other part of that Hughdom is throbbin' for some tigerness...Trust....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:03pm.
And I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure... his jazz hands, they're gay. Not the fingernail parts, those are all man. But the twinkly fingers? gay gay gay gay gay. Otherwise, yeah... Hugh is totally straight.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
I was thinking Josh Duhamel for the first one because he has Tranformers coming out, but is he A list? Yeah, I think three is Hayden Christensen, or maybe Zack Efron because, supposedly, he is engaged.
Submitted by icedcoffee on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:16pm.
Hugh Jackman. That bitter old queen needs to check himself, talking 'bout Americans question his sexuality because they have hang-ups about it and Australians don't. I say American gaydar > Australian gaydar. Nice eyelift, BTW.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, HUGH JACKMAN IS NOT GAY....his peen is...Pussy lovin' Hugh can't help it if his peen INSISTS on burying itself in warm manhole surrounded by nice firm (and comforting) man buns...HE CANT! It's what his gay peen wants...not what HE wants...
Oh, and Hugh's asshole may be gay too, needing a good hot man meat injection, but HUGH JACKMAN IS NOT GAY....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hayden's gay? I had no idea...
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I'll give it a shot:
1. Will Smith
2. Will Smith
3. Hayden Christiansen(sp)& Rachel Bilson
Hugh Jackman. That bitter old queen needs to check himself, talking 'bout Americans question his sexuality because they have hang-ups about it and Australians don't. I say American gaydar > Australian gaydar. Nice eyelift, BTW.
Hmm... this intrigues me...let me see....
#1 George Clooney
#2 Mathew Broderick
#3 Anybody in television who's been married less than a year.
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first thought was Bruce Willis for #1
too many for #2
MK sounds about right on #3
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 4:55pm.
*taking out retainer & taking MK's advice and skipping the floss*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:23pm.
winkadoodle for some reason on Bruce I would find it hot, LOL hmmmmm
great minds think alike!
Submitted by Lavadama on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 4:22pm.
I have no idea why I think these, but here you go.
#1 Robert Downey Jr (he DID wear platform high heeled boots!)
#2 John Travolta
#3 ??????
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RDJ is an admitted bi-sexual, so this wouldn't need to be a blind.
4 new blind items just posted at my site - I guess the theme this Friday was Tweens.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
winkadoodle for some reason on Bruce I would find it hot, LOL hmmmmm
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this might be going out on a limb, but couldn't #1 be bruce willis? he used to be on moonlighting..
Yeah - Clooney, you know he's just wild. Although a PA usually goes with a more legendary endowment so back to Downey or Depp.
I wouldn't think they were even protecting Travolta's story anymore after the Paul Baressi book, that could bankrupt the 'church'. Will Smith orders in, Jackman is too discrete same with GMD... it'll be someone more closeted.
Yep Bilson and Gayden, you can see him screwing up his eyes when she gets too close.
For number 2, would it really matter if they guy the celeb came onto was gay or straight? I mean, wouldn't the offended (or unoffended) guy likely go running to the tabloids?
the second one is for sure john travolta....he has a thing for saunas and steams....when he was filming hairspray in toronto 3 years ago he used to come to my club and evryone man i know who steamed with him got hit on...he would sit really close ask what they were doing after
What fresh hell is this?