Friday, April 24th 2009
Maru's Back With A Bigger Box
Maru, the pussy boxer from Japan, is back in a big way! Wait. Pussy boxing is what HoHan and SamRo used to play on Saturday nights, right? Sorry sorry sorry! There I go turning something sweet and innocent into X-rated filth again! Take a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser to your head and watch Maru put his cardboard box fetish to work.
Maru takes a while to warm up, but he really gets into it after about a minute. Then it's like fireworks! Maru shows that box what's what! Maru really needs to come to America to teach the cats here how to pussy box. It can become a sport!
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Maru for HSOTY! That little punk ass pussy!! Cats rule! Maru & Stainz should hook up.
This cat is awesome. I love cats that have an actual personality other than "fuck you" or "I am a vacant thing with no soul".
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Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back.
dlisted is like a cult that worships pussies :)
pussies all the time!!!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 7:21am.
that make moving extra fun, let me tell you.
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Ha! That's what my big hundred pound dog would do every time I moved...I'd start filling some big box and leave the room to get something, come back and he'd be lying down in it best he could, looking at me like "Now don't get mad at me, I'm not causing trouble, really! I just don't want you to forget me:("...poor guy!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by girl_cheese on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:32pm.
Cats can be weird. You never know what they might get obsessed with.
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Yeah I can relate! I had a beautiful (but with the brain of a mosquito) siamese cat who was deathly afraid of this wolf mask i had. Yes the mask was creepy but I never thought those kind of things can scare a cat. She would race off and hide under the couch for 3+hours after i flashed it in front of her. Her eyes would be big and dark and she would meow softly.
I felt very mixed: I was sad for her being so scared but it also was just friggin hilarious and fascinating to watch. So I kept whipping out the mask.
Hahahhahaahaha!! What a cat!
Love it when he says goodbye at the end with his cute head popping out of the box.
Don't say goodbye Maru...you are the finest.
I'll trade in my own cats for a boxjumper like you!! (don't tell them that, or they'll scratch my eyes out)
here's my linus, he's kinda famous.
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats/search/linus/1408
he cannot resist a box or a bag he has to climb in.
that make moving extra fun, let me tell you.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
I love that cat!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
good person giving a cat a box.
my 2kittehs would do the exact same thing,
boxes are mysterious creatures to be explored.
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MEOW! >..<
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 9:40pm.
Stand in line ho. Nah, we should buy our own and timeshare the loris! Imagine! Now, how can we raise some funds... *eyes useless dog... prepares trap*
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 9:26pm.
HSHSHSHSSFFFTttt *shows claws*
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you're no stranger to the bitches box are ya?
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Gu'day!
Submitted by RedPeggy on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 9:58pm.
So how many "aluminum foil hats" do you have?
Cats are creepy. Baby breath suckers....damned things are.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Well, I love cats. Totally agree with whoever said people who don't like them had one bad experience. I've found that you reap what you sow - love your cat, respect it, and it will love you back tenfold. Okay - not unconditional love, you have to earn it but when they do love you back they REALLY love you back. Kind of like people.
Must admit to going off people when they don't like animals, particularly cats. I feel like they're a misunderstood animal. (and when it comes to people I also tend to go towards the quiet person in the corner, rather than the extrovert 'woofing' in the middle of the room...)
Cute cat!
Curiosity killed the...
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 9:40pm.
Stand in line ho. Nah, we should buy our own and timeshare the loris! Imagine! Now, how can we raise some funds... *eyes useless dog... prepares trap*
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 9:26pm.
HSHSHSHSSFFFTttt *shows claws*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:43pm.
Now THIS is cute - tickling a slow loris (a primitive primate from SE Asia):
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39782
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Keep your boxing kittehs... me wanty a Tickle-Me-Loris! That was ri-DONK-ulously cute.
*OMFG* that was incredible. Where do I apply for the position of Head Loris Tickler?
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 9:26pm.
I'm with you sister!
Cats are evil. Not civilized like the rest of us at all.
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*mwah*
Slice of Heaven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQT0t2s1MoE
Submitted by mike on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:43pm.
Now THIS is cute - tickling a slow loris (a primitive primate from SE Asia):
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=39782
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Keep your boxing kittehs... me wanty a Tickle-Me-Loris! That was ri-DONK-ulously cute.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 9:14pm.
One ol fine day when I was a kiddle, an ol stinky poo-dagged grey persian named Smokey dun scratched me in the EYE BALL Y'ALL.
In.the.eye.ball. I felt no pain, only a twang, then tears of blood.
FUCKING MONGREL ARSED FUCKING WHORE TOXOPLASMOSIS ARSED CAT. CUNT.
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I'm with you sister!
Cats are evil. Not civilized like the rest of us at all.
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Gu'day!
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:52pm.
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yeah that's the one. zoboomafoo is a lemur too! i use to love that thing as a kid.
One ol fine day when I was a kiddle, an ol stinky poo-dagged grey persian named Smokey dun scratched me in the EYE BALL Y'ALL.
In.the.eye.ball. I felt no pain, only a twang, then tears of blood.
Edited: Monday to Friday monkey fighting cat on a Sunday.
Submitted by paulapoo on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 8:53pm.
I've got a newt, two hermit crabs, a canary, a parakeet, and an elderly cockatiel. What does that say about my personality deficits?
*scratching grey beard* Do you socialize with people, too? Then you're normal, with pets.
I've got a newt, two hermit crabs, a canary, a parakeet, and an elderly cockatiel. What does that say about my personality deficits? I'm ready for some psychological counseling(I'm sure the newt is what gives it away)
MORE CATS?!?!
yipe yipe yipe yipe
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Gu'day!
TITS, that was hysterical! My Siamese that passed in 2004 (and yeah I still cry)left me with a small scar on my face. He scratched me while trying to wake me up. I'll leave you with another vid. Not as cute as yours, but the kitty in this vid looks like my kitty in heaven.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT80fu9Xn3k&feature=related
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FINE - I see your link and I raise you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q&feature=channel_page
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Are we posting funny kitty vids? I love this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gtfbsNHxh8&NR=1
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F.ucked up~I.nsecure~N.eurotic~E.motional
Maru's blog has some great pics and videos.
Team Maru, all the way!!!
Submitted by mike on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 7:04pm.
Folks, someone can say "I hate cats" and just mean that they're not into them. It doesn't mean they try to kill every one they see.
Shit, I usually say I hate kids.
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I agree, nor does it mean they have some mental disorder.
Like Mike, I have been known to have a hatred for children, but it means nothing more than a disinterest in having them myself.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 7:28pm.
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Yeah, probably. I'm outta here for reals. Goodnight, Silly.
I'll probably be on when the sun is coming up and the damn Ambien doesn't work, yet again.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 7:18pm.
Nice try. I'll think of you when I am on the BQE looking over at the Empire State Building in about an hour from now. Hope I don't hit Friday night traffic because I'll be thinking about you, a lot.
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Wow. A fucking aardvark has more of a life than you do.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 7:02pm.
a dog would never do that eh?
my cat knocks food off fork enroute from plate to mouth.
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That's what she did! Bitch. God, I hated that cat!
And she beat up our other cats all the time.
But I have to be honest - my dog did that once - to a STRANGER! And he'd nab food off the kid, too, all the time. But never to me - I loved him! In truth, he was just as obnoxious as that cat but he was just...nice. So I din't hate him:)
But I like animals, in general, so I'm not going to hell or anything anyways:)
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With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Nice try. I'll think of you when I am on the BQE looking over at the Empire State Building in about an hour from now. Hope I don't hit Friday night traffic because I'll be thinking about you, a lot.
hilarious kitty!
What an athlete!!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
some cats are cute..but I once had a cat and she started to scratch me...cause she was wanting sexy times and unlike me...her saint mother, she needed a man, for that I gave her up. also a freaking bunny and it was girl and the same happened. One thinks they are cute and then all of a sudden they grow up to be putas. OFcourse unlike me...hmmm hahaha.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:52pm.
OMG it looks like that cute but annoying thing from Madagascar.
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lemurs?
Lemurs RULE!
John Cleese did a incredible documentary on them a few years back. If you ever see it list - watch it.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Folks, someone can say "I hate cats" and just mean that they're not into them. It doesn't mean they try to kill every one they see.
Shit, I usually say I hate kids.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:36pm.
Well, I don't like EVERY cat. Is that bad?
I lived with a cat I hated for two years. She was fucking mean. And she stole my chips. From my hand. While I was eating them.
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a dog would never do that eh?
my cat knocks food off fork enroute from plate to mouth. once slapped a nicely half melted fudgesicle off the stick and across a white wall. Then had the nerve to still eat it.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
I don't like Lindsay Lohan. Does that mean I have a crazy inferiority complex?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Well, I don't like EVERY cat. Is that bad?
I lived with a cat I hated for two years. She was fucking mean. And she stole my chips. From my hand. While I was eating them.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Or maybe people who don't like cats...just don't like cats.
I've found that ppl who don't like cats can have control issues, as well. They need a pet that will be obedient.
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:28pm.
I agree, Sugaroo. Fucking nasty.
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Or nasty fucking. Tho I doubt there's ANY fucking going on with THAT thing!
Ew.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
People that don't like cats have inferiority complexes? Mmmkay.
Maybe they just prefer a dog's sense of loyalty and attentiveness.
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:49pm.
You just wait, MK 'til I upload the vid of my cat in this avi raping a blanket and then sucking himself off. I'll get it done tomorrow. Big procrastinator, here.
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Is there ever a time when you post like a normal human being instead of a human cockroach? I'd really like to know.
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I agree, Sugaroo. Fucking nasty.