Your Eyebrows Scare Me
Bat Boy put Xtina up to this, right? He wants to become Transylvania's hottest couple and that's why Xtina's eyebrows vant to suck my blood. It's not normal for a pair of eyebrows to look like they want to take me into their arms, lead me in a waltz around the room and sink their teefs into my neck after dipping me. No, eyebrows should not look like they belong on a box of Count Chocula. Those are some super vampire eyebrows too! We shouldn't be seeing them in pictures. Strange powers!
I'd be willing to look past Xtina's continuous violation of red lipstick if she rectifies her eyebrow situation. Throw some garlic powder on those things and start again. Bat Boy isn't always right.
Xtina and her dracu-brows serenaded the crowd with her glorious "chipmunk getting castrated without anesthesia" voice at an event for the Gay & Lesbian Center of L.A. last night.
This party was a clusterfuck! Some of the hos were just there for the photo-op while others were obviously just there for the open bar (IN THIS ECONOMY). And why does Wonky McValtrex keep getting invited to events? Doesn't that break several health code violations? I need to look it up.
Anyway, here's some of the trollops at last night's party. They are: Linda Perry, the dead Pomeranian on her head, Xtina, rapey-faced Slade Smiley, Gretchen "No Moral Character" Rossi, Cybil Shepherd, Wonky, Cybil's gayelle daughter Clementine Ford, Dita Von Teese, rapey-faced Doug Reinhardt, legendary Jennifer Coolidge and Sharon Stone.
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i wonder if zack should do something about his eyebrows. but maybe PMS in enough for him to handle right now?
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/34b256ec67/zack-johnson-girl-parts
In these pictures, it looks like Katie Perry put on a Xtina wig and makeup.
oooh I didn't know Clementine was a true gayelle! Molly and Shane 4eva!
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Someday I'll wish upon a star, wake up where the clouds are far behind me, where troubles melt like lemon drops, high above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me, somewhere over the rainbow
Jennifer Coolidge truly is the hottest one there...Its funny how you can tell no one wants to be posing with Paris...Why is she shoving her crotch against everyone??
I know Michael K is concerned about the eyebrows, but the spider lashes are making me reconsider.
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if you wanna see something disgusting, here's a link to evil beet and paris posing for guess with a chiuhaha (spelling) between her legs. It's disgustin mostly cause I keep hearing she abuses her animals and locks them in closets. I never had a huge problem with her until i heard that. Now i wish she would die.
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/04/22/caption-this-61/#comments
I still like her. Where the hell is Dreamy??
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I miss christina's dirrty days. I also loved her first CD even though she claims that was just her way to get in the business and it wasn't really her type of music. I still loved that CD.
Chrstina's make up is toned down here, trust me. It usually is way worse
Paris looks more and more like her mother everyday. And I think christina looks good!
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Christina's make-up looks horrifying, per usual. If you're gonna fill in your brows, for Christ's sake BLEND,girl! Dita is similiar to X-Tina in that they both are fuckin caricatures.
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Dita looks lame..the pin up fad died 2 years ago..she looks way older than she is.
Christina sucks..everything about her is obnoxious..especially her voice!
I love Cybil..that woman is awesome.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
LoveParis> Paris? Is that you?
Tigerlily> No kidding. She would look SO much better is she just washed all the crap off her face!
Christina Aguilera is, crazy eyebrows or not, a talented, hard-working, industry-respected, happily-married, very successful and loving mother who has managed to live her private life away from the tabloid caziness that has soiled the reputation of you-know-who.
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
Reinhardt is a fool if he thinks Parisite is really that into him.
Ginner Goodwin needs to stop wearing shiny-fabric clothing: they just accentuate her voluptousness and not in a positive manner.
ilike dita von teese, i like how she has her own signature style, but i must admit i have an unhealthy desire to somehow force her to sit out in the sun and get a tan. what's that all about?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I agree Deb....Dita sucks.
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“Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? "
-MK 4/21/09
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 11:18am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 11:15am.
LOL! Sorry to break it to you, Sugaroo!
I have a theory that most everyone has an Aunt Rose and an Uncle Joe.
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When he came out, Uncle Joe became Aunt Shirley. It wasn't pleasant.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 11:15am.
LOL! Sorry to break it to you, Sugaroo!
I have a theory that most everyone has an Aunt Rose and an Uncle Joe.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 11:08am.
Dita Von Teese needs to knock it off already with this look. Instead of looking sexy, she looks like old pictures of your great-aunt Rose. She should insist on only being photographed with black and white film.
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So what are you telling me, Deb? That's not really my great-aunt Rose?
I'VE BEEN HAD!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Dita Von Teese needs to knock it off already with this look. Instead of looking sexy, she looks like old pictures of your great-aunt Rose. She should insist on only being photographed with black and white film.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Pretty sure Paris stinks worse than a conch left out in the sun.
Just sayin'.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Paris looks good for a 45 year old. And her date strikes me as being gay. I know I'm calling everyone gay today, but fuck it. I'm grumpy.
Um, hel-LO! What's wrong with being a fat guy who makes YouTube videos?!
And has to edit for totally useless commas?!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:47am.
*yes Sugaroo! we are only moments away from me being "outed" as a fat guy who makes youtube videos.....LMAO
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You mean you're not? Then who TF have I been writing love letters to?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Yes, Paris' new boytoy is kind of hot, but in a "oh look, Dexter is all grown up now!" sort of way.
*yes Sugaroo! we are only moments away from me being "outed" as a fat guy who makes youtube videos.....LMAO
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“Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? "
-MK 4/21/09
Sharon Stone looks better than she has in a while. How refreshing to see her without unfortunate dead animals draped over her.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
BWAH! I see PSL's little friend is back!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Sun, 04/26/2009 - 10:34am.
Paris is really beautiful in red and more beatiful then Gisele! And her bf is hot too!
Wow, I saw "Paris is Beautiful" and thought, "This post had better be about the city in France", but no.
And being "more beautiful than Gisele" is no huge accomplishment.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"And why does Wonky McValtrex keep getting invited to events? Doesn't that break several health code violations? I need to look it up."
yeah, she is more beautiful than Gisele, for sure! hahahahah- riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
she does look good here- I will give you that.
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“Does this trick shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? "
-MK 4/21/09
Paris is really beautiful in red and more beatiful then Gisele! And her bf is hot too!
What is wrong with this woman? Why does she try to look as artificial as possible? It looks like she's got caca for eyebrows!
ugh everyone in hollywood thinks that thick eyebrows are great for everyone...but filling them that way looks fake and ugly as hell.
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BITCH, HOLD MY PONYTAIL....
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Is X-Tina trying to look like Jodi Marsh? (See MK's post below).
Enough with the trashy ass hooker, tranny, clown make-up.
There is something wonderful about that Cybil and Paris photo.
Remember the 90s when she was good looking, me neither
Holy shit! Thats scarey....
xo
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I love Cybil Shepherd's body language in the pic with Paris Hilton:
"Someone get this skankbag, pus-filled ho away from me IMMEDIATELY after this photo!"
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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okay, so this shing dig was for the gays? wtf?! you got quite the assortment here- and if its about moral standards then why the hell was gretchen rossi there? HAHAHHA no morals (much pun intended there), baby and i watched "the real housetrash of OC reunion" just for kicks cause theres not shit on, and so slimey slade and "no moral gretchen" is on?! woo, you go no moral girl, maybe you'll get your own show, tamara is a total hater.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Oooh! Storytelling!
Once upon a time there was a BOOTIFUL princess who lived in a BOOTIFUL palace. One day an EVIL witch came to the palace to put the princess to death. Why?
Becuz she was a jellus h8tr, that's why!
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Michael K first met my bf a few months ago and since then my bf has been nothing but abusive mentally and physically abusive because he beats his bf Emmanuel because he steps on his toes when trying to talk to homewrecker aids ridden Michael K
HOME WRECKER:
A person who takes a taken individual with the intentions of breaking up the relationship and creating a relationship of their own.
Meaning not a home wrecker unless the person in the relationship leaves for the other person.
YI fucking IKES
Seriously, Sharon Stone needs to gain a few pounds; it's kinda bad when your crotch is almost as prominent as your breasts. She needs fat SOMEWERE... when did she get so scary thin?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
aaawww, i just noticed Wonky was part of this post... her hair... that dress... her elegance... she... she... she looks like a 1930's blood blister... with HUGE feet!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I just noticed her eyebrows match the circles under her eyes... she was just color coordinating, y'all; don't hate. :)
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Sharon Stone looks like a stick...her head looks like it was too big for her body....
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