Your Eyebrows Scare Me
Bat Boy put Xtina up to this, right? He wants to become Transylvania's hottest couple and that's why Xtina's eyebrows vant to suck my blood. It's not normal for a pair of eyebrows to look like they want to take me into their arms, lead me in a waltz around the room and sink their teefs into my neck after dipping me. No, eyebrows should not look like they belong on a box of Count Chocula. Those are some super vampire eyebrows too! We shouldn't be seeing them in pictures. Strange powers!
I'd be willing to look past Xtina's continuous violation of red lipstick if she rectifies her eyebrow situation. Throw some garlic powder on those things and start again. Bat Boy isn't always right.
Xtina and her dracu-brows serenaded the crowd with her glorious "chipmunk getting castrated without anesthesia" voice at an event for the Gay & Lesbian Center of L.A. last night.
This party was a clusterfuck! Some of the hos were just there for the photo-op while others were obviously just there for the open bar (IN THIS ECONOMY). And why does Wonky McValtrex keep getting invited to events? Doesn't that break several health code violations? I need to look it up.
Anyway, here's some of the trollops at last night's party. They are: Linda Perry, the dead Pomeranian on her head, Xtina, rapey-faced Slade Smiley, Gretchen "No Moral Character" Rossi, Cybil Shepherd, Wonky, Cybil's gayelle daughter Clementine Ford, Dita Von Teese, rapey-faced Doug Reinhardt, legendary Jennifer Coolidge and Sharon Stone.
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 10:35pm.
WHAT!!??
I donated 4 vials of semen!
Great...now I'm gonna have a little bastard "Uncle" running around out there!
Hahaha. I thought Tommygirl might have outbid Travolta...it's time for Katie to be impregnated again!
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...I hope tomorrow she sticks her teacup up her ass and calls it macaroni.... Mahaatma
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At least she didn't shave her eye brows off then put black eye liner there.
Um, is it just me or does Xtina look like Boy George when he was young and pretty and witty?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 10:00pm.
Interesting some of the items up for bid at the event:
3 vials of semen
a black Vespa donated by Pink
a vintage guitar autographed by Slash
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WHAT!!??
I donated 4 vials of semen!
Great...now I'm gonna have a little bastard "Uncle" running around out there!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
a few years back she would torture the hell out of them with the tweezers and now she wants them caterpillars drawn back?..I say pick a side and stick to it,lol..
"No, eyebrows should not look like they belong on a box of Count Chocula."
Bwaaaaaaaaahahahah!!
Interesting some of the items up for bid at the event:
3 vials of semen
a black Vespa donated by Pink
a vintage guitar autographed by Slash
http://www.lagaycenter.org/site/PageServer?pagename=SU_AF_EWW_Auction
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...I hope tomorrow she sticks her teacup up her ass and calls it macaroni.... Mahaatma
Mmm, Count Chocula. My favorite. I can't seem to get my kidlets hooked on it though. They like that Smorz shit. They don't want Cocoa Pebbles either. WTF is wrong with kids nowadays.
Eeww....Slade Smiley was there, surpassing the weirdness of Xtina's brows. Why is Smiley still a celebrity? Jo's career and their uncomfortable reality series went bust.
Sharon Stone has Madonna beaten. It doesn't even look as thogh she's trying. Maybe Madonna should hang out with her instead of Fishsticks. Sorry, not to creative tonight, I just ate almost an entire bag of Wine Gums and hope I don't puke them bak up in technicolor. Fuck.
The look like little boomerangs! Aw, cute.
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i honestly thought it was Katy Perry - that doesn't look like Christina at all - other than the eyebrows, her nose/chin looks different and she's more fuller looking
Submitted by z-listed on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 8:52pm.
I wonder if Wonky ever notices how stupid she looks with the side-eye, head tilt, hand on hip pose when everyone else just has their picture taken?
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Actually, I think she mostly just knows that her face is really ugly face front. It does look ridiculous but I don't think she takes the time to consider that haha!
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Submitted by z-listed on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 8:52pm.
I wonder if Wonky ever notices how stupid she looks with the side-eye, head tilt, hand on hip pose when everyone else just has their picture taken?
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She leans any farther back and she'll topple over. WTF is the point of standing like that?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I wonder if Wonky ever notices how stupid she looks with the side-eye, head tilt, hand on hip pose when everyone else just has their picture taken?
OMG! Cybil has a peen in her pants! Sooooo not Southern Belle!
I think Christina is pretty despite those Sharpies above her eyeballz.
Parisite keeps getting skinnier. Hopefully, she'll fritter away to nothing and then no one will have to worry about seeing the wonk anymore.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by LBFF on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 8:26pm.
Geez, Cybil Shepard looks more comfortable and poses more warmly with Wonky than her own daughter!
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Totally! Weird. And she looks like she just smoked a fattie.
#45 on the DListed list:
The first thing you notice about a person's face is their eyebrows.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Geez, Cybil Shepard looks more comfortable and poses more warmly with Wonky than her own daughter! Cybil and Clementine together give off a terribly awkward vibe.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 4:08pm.
4. "Peen" should be in the dictionary
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OMG! Peen's not in the dictionary?!
Angel honey...actually, "peen" is in the dictionary, as in: "Peen-to draw, bend, or flatten by or as if by hammering with a peen". I just want it in the dictionary with it's real meaning: "I was dickmatized by his peen" or "peen lips". Should be contact the folks at Merriam Webster about this?
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I think we should. And our argument should be that the definition they have IS really so close to the "real" one - it would fit right in:)
You know - a peen draws you in, bends your concept of reality - and all becuz you're flattened by it's hammering!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Huh. I've never noticed before what an unfortunate nose Christina has. The end.
Submitted by Anathema on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 5:30pm.
the worst part about xtina's eyebrows is that you can see where her real ones are and where she colored the rest in with eyebrow pencil...
Ewww - I hadn't noticed that!
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I see Cybil finally got the lipo she needed since she was on network tele in the '90's (her last real job)...About time...Christine Beranski would have had to endure so much less jelly h8r shit if she had done it sooner....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
How could you lump that divine comedienne Jennifer Coolidge with those caccie hos? It's too hot to fuck with me like that. The thing with those eyebrow is that they are from the old 50's kit with the shapes to fill in, also I've never seen that exact color anywhere in nature, what would y'all call it? Lastly, that freak Panda man from Bowling Green was a stank dirty mess today, looked like he pooped those panda pants too, ewwww, but Michael, if I had a camera I would pose with him (not too close) just for you, only for you. mucho calor, coneo!
Hate the stupid whore, but I have to admit Sharon Stone looks FABULOUS, I'd kill to look like that...Well, I'd kill regardless...What? What? A tiger gotta eat!
Oh, and Dita looks amazing as usual (minus that stupid thing on her wrist...sometimes you just gotta say no to temptation, especially when it's fug...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm thoroughly convinced that Herve Leger can make any woman hot (or hotter). There are some woman who just intensify when you put them in one of those dresses.
Example, Sharon Stone was not that hot a few weeks ago when she lunching with Melanie Griffith. Now here she is shoving her anorexic ass (and putting on the slap) in one those dresses and she looks amazing.
Forget the eyelashes! Her bangs scare me more!!
If this skank scrubbed her face clean, sported her natural hair color (whatever that may be), donned a t-shirt jeans and Keds, would anyone recognize her ass?
I mean, she's no great legendary beauty, BUT she's attractive enough that she does not have to paint this kind of fuckery on her face 24/7...Tori Spealling? Yes. Paint necessary. Xtina? No. Paint not necessary.
Xtina STOP WITH THE WAR PAINT ALREADY...oh, and give your poor hair folicles a break from the Clorox...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wow to Sharon Stone...I don't know if she has looked this hot in a long time.
I thought that was a blonde Katy Perry at first. What's up with the nose?
more DLister shit:
You remember the days of 'LOVE ANGELINA' posts. Enough said.
Your day brightens up when you hear 'Rojo Caliente' is close by..
The song 'Smell Yo Dick' will be playing at your wedding/funeral/at your next party..
When something angers you you yell out 'I didn't co-sign (on this)!!'
Instead of 'Summer' you say 'summer times'...or 'winter times'..just throw on a 'times' on the end of it and go.
You have the urge to 'cornify' ugly things/people/webpages...
You evaluate a hot man by saying whether or not you'd 'let him stick the tip in'.
I know I forgot some.
Oh, and here's one. You dream about Dlisted. That has happened to me plenty of times. Usually when it's the last thing i read before bed.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 4:08pm.
4. "Peen" should be in the dictionary
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OMG! Peen's not in the dictionary?!
Angel honey...actually, "peen" is in the dictionary, as in: "Peen-to draw, bend, or flatten by or as if by hammering with a peen". I just want it in the dictionary with it's real meaning: "I was dickmatized by his peen" or "peen lips". Should be contact the folks at Merriam Webster about this?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I really like Jennifer Coolidge, but I wish she would hire a stylist. We do not need to see her sideboob in ever damn dress she wears.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
the worst part about xtina's eyebrows is that you can see where her real ones are and where she colored the rest in with eyebrow pencil...
On another note, I actually like paris hiltons dress in these pics. it ALMOST manages to make her look classy....almost. she would have looked a lot better if her makeup wasn't done like that!
and goddamn, is that really sharon stone in that last pic? she's like skeletal. way to fuckin thin that's not attractive at all
@Sheeps:
And correction! Only a HOT Pepaw is a GILF! Any crusty old fuck can be a pepaw!
"Pepaw is a GILF (Grandpa I’d Like To….). A term usually reserved for hotties like Harrison Ford, the K will also toss it out for old stars down on their luck, like Ed McMahon."
But who made that top one hundred before....?
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With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Sam Ronson was the DJ, as well.
Here is an OK Dlisted glossary. It needs expansion.
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-dicktionary-a-guide-to-the-lingo-of-mi...
Submitted by boomsy on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:57pm.
I love it! You know you're a true DLister when...
I'll have to think of some. :)
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 4:06pm.
angel, the chick from 4 Non Blondes..
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OMG! I am SO ashamed to not know that!
It's just been so long...
But, that's great tho. It allows me to excuse her goofy face:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 4:08pm.
4. "Peen" should be in the dictionary
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OMG! Peen's not in the dictionary?!
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♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
*goes to watch episodes of Maude on YouTube* *cries* *starts binge drinking*
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by boomsy on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:57pm.
I've learned of the following peoples questionable sexuality through this site.
1.tom cruise
2. Travolta
3.will smith
4.hugh jackman
people i've solely learned through this site.
1. every celeb under 30.
2. lady gaga( i wish i didn't).
3.phoebe and sands.
RIP Bea, you were the best thing about the Golden Girls.
sadness, I came here to find a bea arthur post. I can't believe the best golden girl is gone.
I love you dorothy! RIP
*miou*
NEWS FLASH: Bea Arthur is dead at age 86. R. I. P. Bea! :(
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by complication on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 11:45am.
has sharon stone always been so skinny?
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She lost a great deal of weigh after her brain hemorrhage back in 2001. She said on Oprah she was a size 10 when she went into the hospital.
where's the Bea Arthur thread? I don't know how to deal with this.. so fucking sad:(
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Chicken cutlets. Ok, I'm done.
dragontail twins. Saint Angelina. Holy Family