Your Eyebrows Scare Me
Bat Boy put Xtina up to this, right? He wants to become Transylvania's hottest couple and that's why Xtina's eyebrows vant to suck my blood. It's not normal for a pair of eyebrows to look like they want to take me into their arms, lead me in a waltz around the room and sink their teefs into my neck after dipping me. No, eyebrows should not look like they belong on a box of Count Chocula. Those are some super vampire eyebrows too! We shouldn't be seeing them in pictures. Strange powers!
I'd be willing to look past Xtina's continuous violation of red lipstick if she rectifies her eyebrow situation. Throw some garlic powder on those things and start again. Bat Boy isn't always right.
Xtina and her dracu-brows serenaded the crowd with her glorious "chipmunk getting castrated without anesthesia" voice at an event for the Gay & Lesbian Center of L.A. last night.
This party was a clusterfuck! Some of the hos were just there for the photo-op while others were obviously just there for the open bar (IN THIS ECONOMY). And why does Wonky McValtrex keep getting invited to events? Doesn't that break several health code violations? I need to look it up.
Anyway, here's some of the trollops at last night's party. They are: Linda Perry, the dead Pomeranian on her head, Xtina, rapey-faced Slade Smiley, Gretchen "No Moral Character" Rossi, Cybil Shepherd, Wonky, Cybil's gayelle daughter Clementine Ford, Dita Von Teese, rapey-faced Doug Reinhardt, legendary Jennifer Coolidge and Sharon Stone.
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Yo Boomsy!
I'll help you out:
1. You understand what fuckery and glittery no-no holes are.
2. When questioned, you can confidently state that unicorns live in a "magical forest", i.e., Robert Pattison's hair.
3. Melted cheese on saltines is a delicious treat.
4. "Peen" should be in the dictionary.
5. Lucite has supernatural power.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
chola brows? Sharpie.
abeulita?
there is something betwixting about t'it methinks...
Looking forward to your Bea Arthur tribute, MK. (I bet you're working on it now...)
angel, the chick from 4 Non Blondes.. they had a hit single in the early 90s i think
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Damn, I wanna look like Sharon Stone when I grow up.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 4:02pm.
8. you know the terms memaw and pepaw.
Submitted by boomsy on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:57pm.
So, I was thinking of ways to spot a true Dlisted groupie, and here are a few that came to mind...feel free to add if you can think of anything else....
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Aw! I love this! Someone did this once before, actually...if they're still around and care to pipe up...I think Sheeps might know...
Here's mine from back then...
7. You find you have a hard time distinguishing between the words "roll" and "role".
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Christina needs to ask Susan Boyle for some eyebrow tips.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Who's Linda Perry?
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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ay mk needs to post about bea.
she was my favorite golden girl.
Forgive me, as I know this is not an open post, but I was thinking earlier about what makes this site awesome and I have to say besides MK (of course) are the posters. So, I was thinking of ways to spot a true Dlisted groupie, and here are a few that came to mind...feel free to add if you can think of anything else....
1. You know who Vadge, Fishsticks, Basement Baby and Rojo Caliente are.
2. There's a soft spot in your heart for Phoebe Price, La Pequena, and Spaghetti Cat.
3. You would proudly wear a "I Heart MK" shirt and greet others wearing the same..
4. Charles Manson has become a new fav. of yours thanks to this site
5. You've posed as a Brangiloony and fake posted on JJ
6. You click on NSFW links just to see what sort of madness MK has managed to find on the web
Please help me with more; you guys are extra creative...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Jennifer Coolidge is older, wears less tranny makeup, yet is the hottest looking and most talented person in these pics.
Why does hollywood and fashion industry insist on making women look like male transvestites?
Unfortunately those eyebrows look vintage Monroe, poor Marilyn. I think CA has had a nose job, and taken a pic of lady caca's old one to the doctor's office. I love how MK introduces everyone else, and on the end...Sharon Stone. Classic, speaks louder than words, darling. Cybil was soo good in Moonlighting, she is starting to look a bit like a Golden Girl herself though. And speaking of Sharon, she is definitely feasting on the neck of young virgins. How does she do it? Benjamin Buttons shit!
MAUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Someone beat me to it. Bea Arthur people!!!!!!!!
MK I know it's Saturday, but this is now a national day of mourning. Who is killing the Golden Girls? Don't give me that age excuse either.
Awww...Bea! I loved her on GG. Rest in peace, dear lady. :(
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WWBKD? (Who Would Brian Kinney Do?)
throw out your pork and local skanks there is a swine flu epidemic!!!
can this day get any worst?
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:41pm.
Off topic, but Bea Arthur died.
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Catch up!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by ginger_t on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:38pm.
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Christina-Aguile...
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AND! That's the pic with better eyebrows I couldn't find before!
But, honestly, they look the same to me just one set of lips is wearing a hideous shade of red.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Off topic, but Bea Arthur died.
Whoops, sory - I see that it's already old news.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:37pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:34pm.
And a fine pusher she was! Funny girl she was!
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Jeez, you guys, she isn't dead!
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Ha! I know, I know...it kinda all got mixed in with my sorrow over Bea...:( And it kinda FEELS like she is! *sigh*
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Also ... in the big post pic, that does NOT look like CA's mouth. If you remember her from her warbling on broadcasted events and videos, she has very full lips. This mouth looks photoshopped from a Katy Perry pic. Check out her mouth in the pic below. The bottom lip is a totally different shape, and the top is small, but still much fuller than what is shown here:
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Christina-Aguile...
Submitted by ToT on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:35pm.
She is so beautiful.Love her so much.She seems to have a nice profile on a single’s club named ,hattp://millionairechats.com.She’s attractive, sexy and popular there.
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Stop talking about DG behind her back, hole.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:34pm.
And a fine pusher she was! Funny girl she was!
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Jeez, you guys, she isn't dead!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Loved Bea Arthur. What comedic talent. I started watching Golden Girls on Lifetime again and forgot just how funny it really was.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:25pm.
AW! No way!
*pops another fuckitol*
which reminds me of okie:(
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I miss Okie!
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I know, right? She was our pusher:(
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And a fine pusher she was! Funny girl she was!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
These are some painful looking pictures. I always try to imagine what an alien would think of our feminine standards of "beauty." "Freaky" is the assessment that comes to mind.
Um, that header shot just doesn't look like her. It's her nose, no?
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:28pm.
She was sooooo good!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:25pm.
AW! No way!
*pops another fuckitol*
which reminds me of okie:(
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I miss Okie!
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I know, right? She was our pusher:(
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Good luck, Momus! Whichever side you may be on!...I think...:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:23pm.
BEA ARTHUR is Dead?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
stop being greedy God!
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Cancer.
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even worst! poor, Bea.rest in peace.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:25pm.
AW! No way!
*pops another fuckitol*
which reminds me of okie:(
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I miss Okie!
She once had the cutest lil walking pot leaf avie!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Momus is a lawyer? DAMN GIRL!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 2:42pm.
Hi, Kidz.
Just dropping in for quickie.
I will be out all week. I have a homicide trial beginning on Thursday.
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Wow! Sounds so exciting Momus! We will miss you!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
AW! No way!
*pops another fuckitol*
which reminds me of okie:(
*pops another ignorital*
which reminds me of the Simpsons.
*goes to Youtube to look for clips of Maude*
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 3:23pm.
BEA ARTHUR is Dead?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
stop being greedy God!
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Cancer.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
BEA ARTHUR is Dead?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
stop being greedy God!
Maude's best line: God'll get you for that. *tears*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
And then there's Maude. *sigh* RIP Bea. Thanks for the info, sad as it is, guys.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
BEA ARTHUR PASSED AWAY! FAREWELL, MAUDE!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Michael K better be preparing a Bea tribute--we demand it!
I was just coming to post the same thing - so sad. Among my friends, I was Dorothy, when we compared ourselves to them and how we'd be when we got older.
RIP Bea! :(
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
BEA ARTHUR HAS DIED!!!!!
*ALERT*
ANOTHER GOLDEN GIRL DOWN!
dayum dr. dick and koko got here first!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
those eyebrows are just....no words, but sorry off topic--i just found out BEA ARTUR IS DEAD...tragedy.
Fox news just posted that Bea Arthur has died. Nooooooooooooooo! RIP great lady.
If I were Christina I'd fire her makeup artist and sue whoever did her God awful plastic surgery.