Your Eyebrows Scare Me
Bat Boy put Xtina up to this, right? He wants to become Transylvania's hottest couple and that's why Xtina's eyebrows vant to suck my blood. It's not normal for a pair of eyebrows to look like they want to take me into their arms, lead me in a waltz around the room and sink their teefs into my neck after dipping me. No, eyebrows should not look like they belong on a box of Count Chocula. Those are some super vampire eyebrows too! We shouldn't be seeing them in pictures. Strange powers!
I'd be willing to look past Xtina's continuous violation of red lipstick if she rectifies her eyebrow situation. Throw some garlic powder on those things and start again. Bat Boy isn't always right.
Xtina and her dracu-brows serenaded the crowd with her glorious "chipmunk getting castrated without anesthesia" voice at an event for the Gay & Lesbian Center of L.A. last night.
This party was a clusterfuck! Some of the hos were just there for the photo-op while others were obviously just there for the open bar (IN THIS ECONOMY). And why does Wonky McValtrex keep getting invited to events? Doesn't that break several health code violations? I need to look it up.
Anyway, here's some of the trollops at last night's party. They are: Linda Perry, the dead Pomeranian on her head, Xtina, rapey-faced Slade Smiley, Gretchen "No Moral Character" Rossi, Cybil Shepherd, Wonky, Cybil's gayelle daughter Clementine Ford, Dita Von Teese, rapey-faced Doug Reinhardt, legendary Jennifer Coolidge and Sharon Stone.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 2:42pm.
Hi, Kidz.
Just dropping in for quickie.
I will be out all week. I have a homicide trial beginning on Thursday.
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You'll be missed! Hope you win :) Hurry back!
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 2:26pm.
There's something different about her, did she get her nose done, broken or something?..she looks like a mix between Xtina and Chloe Sevigny now.
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I was thinking that too...When she busted back ont he scene she was looking pretty ruff, overall...I like to think that the steady upswing in her career means that she's just taking better care of herself....But Lord knows, the things I like to think about people are often not true.
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Hi, Kidz.
Just dropping in for quickie.
I will be out all week. I have a homicide trial beginning on Thursday.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Those eyebrows would be cool for Halloween.
I will always think of this when I think of Jennifer Coolidge: "All you bitches, get the fuck out of my apartment!" Good stuff;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OWl26yXYuE
There's something different about her, did she get her nose done, broken or something?..she looks like a mix between Xtina and Chloe Sevigny now.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 2:18pm.
Where was your medium-sized dog during all this?
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At that time? At the vets, recouping from surgery! : (
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
they all cake on the makeup!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 2:18pm.
Where was your medium-sized dog during all this?
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 1:05pm.
Off topic, but cute vid.
Cute! A fam in my neighborhood was robbed and burglarized in the middle of the nite by guys in masks who squeezed thru the doggy door. They were either kids or the owners had a big dog, I guess.
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I was robbed by some guy who had his meth skank girlfriend go through my med. Sized dog door in my basement. She unlocked the garage door from the inside and they made off with about $3k worth of tools and yard equipment.
They had bragged around town about the burgerlery and I had people go with me to the Sheriffs dept. to tell what they knew, and the Shefiff did nothing! Small towns, gotta love them!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
My big thing is that she's really gotta stop with that lipstick and hair colour. Neither does ANYTHING for her. Well, anything positive.
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Jennifer Coolidge is totally MILFsville !!
Am I wrong for wanting to sneak Jennifer Coolidge out of that event for a good ol' MILF pounding at say...Maison 140?
She looks like Katy Perry in blonde.....boring :(
Gotta agree with you here MK.Total '70's technicolor "Vamprella" look.A little music as she lustily seduces me to my demise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI-ZfbiI-xc
What an assorted bag of skanks this party was.
I generally don't care for Sharon Stone (she dropped A LOT of weight!), but, damn, her dress is hot and those shoes are out of this world.
CA, I'm going to tell you the same thing I said on the Anna Farris thread the other day- your hair is SCREAMING! "ENOUGH WITH THE BLEACH!"
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 1:05pm.
Off topic, but cute vid.
Cute! A fam in my neighborhood was robbed and burglarized in the middle of the nite by guys in masks who squeezed thru the doggy door. They were either kids or the owners had a big dog, I guess.
Dude, why is Wonky all up on the chick she's getting her photo taken w.? It looks...awkward. Give a girl some personal space. God!
Ok, I just noticed she's doing that to Cybill, too. She might as well just be in the photo by herself...she's posing like she is. What an obnoxious twat.
Something nice: I like Dita's dress.
i still prefer CA over lady caca.
Where the heck is DreamyAquileraEyes? Her name is all over this thread--literally.
Off topic, but cute vid.
http://video.yahoo.com/network/100000086?v=4832100&l=100000085
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by ploppsicle on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 12:27pm.
Those eyebrows really bring the BIG out of her nose
LOL.
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Oh hellllll yes! I just bought a ticket on the RobPatt crazy train!!! Chooo-Fuckin-Chooo!!!—Clarisse
I bet someone told her to use stencils and IN THIS ECONOMY she decided to create them herself -_-
I work! I work hard! Putting up with myself is fucking exhausting!
i love Jennifer Coolidge!
CA looks kinda like a platinum katy perry here, or maybe it's just me
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I keep hoping parasite will starve to death, but I see she's still here. Well, tomorrow's another day ...
Damn. Sharon Stone is so tiny!
HA. the eyebrows, eyelashes, and her bangs are confusing and scaring me all in one.
Coma Caca!!
Those eyebrows really bring the BIG out of her nose
Why won't Paris and her douchebag bf of the month just go away.
Also, why do people feel the need to have pictures taken with her, I would refuse!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
cotdamn she's been hit by the FUGLY express.
sad. and i thought brit was the one with the personal crisis that would manifest into pure fug.
Okay, maybe it's me, but that picture looks nothing like her! WTF happened (besides the bat-brows)?
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Oh Lady Caca NEEDS those brows to go with the horror that is her mouth!
Slade Smiley is the GROSSEST person on the planet. Take a look at the flesh of his arm -- hairless, puffy -- I have no idea why it looks like that but it makes my skin scrawl. The idea of being in the same room with him gags me and I want to run into the darkness.......
I adore Dita's dress. I wonder if it's vintage piece?
How I would LOVE to go through her closet!
Damn, they're fairly horrific and the eyebrows aren't great either.
Jennifer Coolidge is sex though.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Who is the blonde in the white dress?
She's gorgeous, but to quote Stewie Griffin, "Not a good tooth-to-gum ratio".
Do I spy Gretchen wearing a Cuff Love bracelet ?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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Submitted by EvilKirby on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 11:50am.
Agreed.. Jennifer Coolidge IS legendary.
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Triple dat!
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Goddamn, Sharon Stone has a nice figure for an old woman.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 11:44am.
Gretchen - that whore is getting TRASHED at TheDirty.com - They caught her lie telling and are posting all kinds of pics of her, she's called the police on the guy that runs the web site, it's hilarious. Bitch caught in all kinds of lies.
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I love The Dirty! Just discovered it last week. There was a guy on there that I know from the small town I live by. The photos of Gretchen on the toilet were so funny! Who allows photos of themselves to be taken while they are on the toilet. Dumb bitch!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Alot more interesting-looking is that mongoloid beside her..WOAHH!
Jennifer Coolidge looks nice. That's about it.
Agreed.. Jennifer Coolidge IS legendary.
p.s. paris looks like frickin man with all dumb ass poses going on. dita von teese is so cute, no poses or any bullshit, just sweetness (i love her)
How passe are sneakers on a man at a night time event!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
i remember seeing x-ina as the musical guest on SNL waaay back in the day when she was still "diiiirty", she had all those really gross peircings and really nasty hair with way too much product in it pulled up in a very severe pony tail (complete with shitty extentions of course) and a really ronchy zuit zuit sorta deal just bearly grabbing onto her boobies. my point is, what is it that makes x-tina go out of her to always look damn distgusting?
has sharon stone always been so skinny?
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Yes, big tits, a blessing when you are a horney teen, a curse when you stop your slutting.- M.E.
Gretchen - that whore is getting TRASHED at TheDirty.com - They caught her lie telling and are posting all kinds of pics of her, she's called the police on the guy that runs the web site, it's hilarious. Bitch caught in all kinds of lies.
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