Monday, April 27th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Jesse James - TV host, motorcycle builder, magazine publisher, husband of Sandra Bullock, ex-husband of a porn star, contestant on Celebrity Apprentice and fellow Clint Black-hater. Those of you that watch Donald Trump's caca show know how much Jesse hates HATES hates Clint and it's pretty entertaining to watch. Jesse just sits there like a crazy serial killer with his shirt buttoned all the way up and slowly murdering Clint with his eyes and silence. I bet Jesse pisses in Clint's cowboy hat during the 2-minutes of the day when he doesn't have it on.
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hot,hot,hot!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
JJ has some anger management issues. looks like he could tear a bitch apart in 2 seconds flat. Creepy in a suicidal wwf wrestler type of way.
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"You're here_ and I'm here -"
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site _______A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . C O M_______ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Until this show I never realized how short little Clint is. I always thought Lisa Hartman was lucky to have gotten him but now all he reminds me of is little Dubya when he is pretending to be a cowboy!
jesse is a bit of a twat but he's hot and he could fuck me sideways if he wanted.
and i want....dump that skank, come to the other side.
He acts like a spoiled ass man...nuttin' worse. That said, I would tear that ass up.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I don't watch this show, or any reality shows for that matter. So can someone tell me WHY Jesse James hates Clint Black so much?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I like Sandra Bullock, but I don't know what she sees in this guy.
JJFTMFW
How about when Jesse said to Dennis Rodman "I'll fight you right now". Now that's a badass.
like jj hope he wins even though i don't watch that sorry show
I said from the start that I think Jesse might win this whole thing but man was he a whiny ass bitch last night.
Snideychick sez:
DOUCHEBAG who makes CRAP!
Get a REAL hot slut like Nicki Hayden or Casey Stoner. Nothing's hotter than a World GP racer!
I am selective to a fault, and will end up with 22 cats, 11 birds, 4 ducks, and weed growing in the basemnet
BUT I'd give it all up for this hot fukr!!
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"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
-Anonymous
how do you go from being married to a porn star to being married to sandra bullock? i have always heard that he cheats on her.
I love watching Jessse on Celebrity apprentice.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
The way he stares at Clint. Yikes those slitty angry eyes. If I was Clint I'd sleep with a knife under my pillow. Jesse could be hot, but he is just mostly scary.
He's hot and plus he had Slayer play on Monster Garage. Can't get sexier than that.
Submitted by lilmoomoo on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:51am.
Wasn't he the one who told the guy that "It's America" when he messed up saying pounds instead of dollars? Douchebag.
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Yep, that was him. He always looks like he has a big wad of skoal snuff under his lower lip.
I had really like him up until last night when he acted like a little bitch. I totally agree that Clint Black is an arrogant asshat, but the way Jesse acted was just as bad. Clint decided to use some of his ideas, but because he didn't use all of them Jesse got all mad & sit in the corner & pouted like a 6 year old. Instead of being a man & trying to help improve & contribute to the ideas Clint had to make their presentation the best, he just sat around & sulked while telling Clint what an asshole he was. I was actually starting to feel bad for Clint!
Jesse always seemed to me like someone who had his shit together & used a lot of common sense, but last night he showed another side of himself, & it really lowered my opinion of him.
I recently got a new profile at http://millionairechats.com , a millionaire and hot girl dating club. By the ways, I have got many friends including celebrities there, believe me.
*sighs* Goddamn Sandra Bullock! He's funnier than hell and I miss Monster Garage.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
He was always a douche on Monster Garage
Submitted by MJF on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:57am.
"Looks aside, he's just always come off as a guy who's got his shit together and his priorities straight. I'd like to buy him a beer and have a little chit chat. Of course, I'd inevitably try to get him totally wasted and up to my room afterward... I can't help it!"
He's a recovering addict, which came out earlier in the season, when he confronted Dennis Rodman about his drinking. So, you have to come up with a new plan.
I love him on the Apprentice and hope he wins the whole thing.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
I love Jesee, He was right, and his team won because the other layout was a piece of shit.
and he is so not my type either , but I'd do him in a heartbeat.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Dude does look intimidating in this photo. I dont watch the show, but I may now after hearing about all the hoopla!
I think Jesse's a hot piece!!
A friend of mine was on a motor biking trip with him and she said hes really cool (as well as being a hot piece!)
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I'd do him. He is SO not my type, but there's something kinda solid about him that I find sexy.
At least he apologized to Clint in the end, but he was still a total ass. We'll see how he is next week if he was truly sorry.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
I will never understand what the hell Sandra Bullock sees in him.
Whatever.
He is too fine! I would so love to have my way with this piece of hotness.
Found a pic of his ex posing with some dude, and the look on his face is priceless...
http://meetthefamous.com/class/thumbnail2.php?filename=/data/meetthefamo...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Sandra Bullock used to live down the street from me when I lived in Austin and she is gorgeous and really nice. Plus, if she is with him, he must be a really good guy.
Porn stars have hearts too!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
He dumped Janine because she was a crayzay bitch and Sandra is not.
Love Jesse, although last night he got on my nerves. Too much bitching.
Can I pray Joan is gone for good? It was painful watching the two of them on that show. Theor faces are just scary from all teh botox, filler and ghastly surgery. Their voices sound terrible from their hideous nose jobs. They have no nasal passages left.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Kotu won even though Jesse bitched and whined about Clint sucking and they were gonna lose.
Melissa got the boot so Mommy walked too... but not without telling Annie that she was white trash and that Brandi was a dumb blonde.. oh and and Melissa refused the closing limo interview and told them they were hos. The end.
oh no. i missed this mess last night. what happened? did clint finally get the boot? the rivers hag? do tell.
Sandra & Jesse are definitely unconventional but it seems to work.
And there's something about his "I don't give a flying f*ck" attitude that I like.
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This place has got everything.
Submitted by alcachofa_asesina on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:07am.
How can you change the most gorgeous porn star ever for Sandra Bullock? Janine Lindemulder is just beautiful, stunning... what an ass.
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She's also doing time right now in the big house and lost custody of their kid. Looks can only take you so far.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
How can you change the most gorgeous porn star ever for Sandra Bullock? Janine Lindemulder is just beautiful, stunning... what an ass.
On the show, I used to hate Clint and loved Jesse, but it's turning the other way around for me. Jesse was an ass on last night's show. (Not that I could ever love Clint, but he's a little better now)
I never watched the Apprentice before, but started watching it when they had Celebrity Apprentice last year.
I'm glad that crybaby got sent packing last night. I think Annie should win, although I hate her personality, it's the right personality for this kind of show.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:50am.
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It's definitely one of things that puts me off, hence I don't know.
I kept reading Clint Black as Cilla Black and wondered how he even knew she is. Clearly not enough caffeine today.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
I would hit it.
as far as being second banana to a porn star, dunno, actt all virginal and shit? let him teach you?
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Sandra Bullock hits that?! I'm amazed. It's like Anne Hathaway dating Tommy Lee.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Looks aside, he's just always come off as a guy who's got his shit together and his priorities straight. I'd like to buy him a beer and have a little chit chat. Of course, I'd inevitably try to get him totally wasted and up to my room afterward... I can't help it!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by KD on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:50am.
He has no lips! What is it like kissing a no lipped man? All of my bf's have had nice plump ones
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It's not good. You get gnawed.
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My, that is a giant skull on his elbow. skullbow. He's so bad ass - I mean bad elbow.
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
Michael K LOL " shirt buttoned all the way up like a serial killer" oh man you should have your own talk show!
Wasn't he the one who told the guy that "It's America" when he messed up saying pounds instead of dollars? Douchebag.
He has no lips! What is it like kissing a no lipped man? All of my bf's have had nice plump ones.
How do you play second wife to a porn star?
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
yeah. love his gangsta hat pulled down to his eyes: "Clint sucks". I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the Sandra marrying this guy concept.