Joan Rivers: "Pokah Playas Are Beyond White Trash!"
SPOILER ALERT!!! The plastic went flying on last night's Celebrity Apprentice. Finally, watching hours upon hours of this ridiculousness paid off. It all started in the boardroom when Melissa Rivers accused fellow plastic-face Brande Roderick and "pokah playa" Annie Duke of joining forces just so they could take her down. Donald Trump didn't buy the whines and he fired Melissa. Since Melissa and Joan Rivers' facelift scars are sewn together, Joan also packed up her shit and said she wasn't coming back.
Before they left, Joan unleashed her fury on Brande and Annie. It was amazing. Joan was so fucking mad. I thought her face was going to fly up into the air like pizza dough and stick to the ceiling. Then some poor sap crew member would've had to shuffle into the room, bring out a ladder and climb it so he could pry off Joan's face from the ceiling with a spatula. Meanwhile, Joan would've been running around the room like a lizard without a tail.
The part that made me laugh until my nipples burped was when Joan told Annie, "I met your people in Vegas for 40 years. None of them have last names! You're a pokaaaaaah playaaaa....a pokaaaaaah playa....That's beyond white trash! Pokah plays are trash, darling!" And then Annie responded with, "Poker plays are the most awesome people in the world." What the? Did this conversation happen in a vacuum, because all of them have had the sense sucked out of them. I feel like we need some kind of official debate on this subject. POKAH PLAYAS: Beyond White Trash or Awesome People Of The World?
And thanks to Melissa for introducing me to the insult, "YOU'RE A WHORE PIT VIPER." I love it when people just dig into their bag of words and use whatever comes out as an insult. "YOU'RE A SLUT MACAROON GARTER SNAKE!'
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I've only seen one episode of this season so I'm not familiar w. the Annie drama, but just based on this clip...Melissa seems like an entitled, bratty, CLASSY lady.
The way Joan and Melissa acted was completely unprofessional. You're supposed to be adults, you morons, stop with the name calling.
God, they looked like babies last night.
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I can't stand that red-headed Annie bitch, & Brande is just an empty-headed over-the-hill Playboy bunny who slathers on so much lip gloss that she constantly looks like she's lubed up to be mouth fucked.
That being said, the way Joan & Melissa behaved after Melissa got fired was disgraceful. Instead of handling the situation with grace & class & showing that they were above all the drama, they behaved like two spoiled brats & embarrassed themselves on national television. They should be ashamed of themselves.
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Clips that are not available for preview in Canada suck. That's all :(
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I've only watched 15 minutes of this mess and I was lucky enough that last night was when I did it. Priceless. When Joan was going nuts I kept wondering how Wayland Flowers was doing it - he's such a talent. Melissa's one legged stomping around the set was a virtuoso performance. "Get!" clomp "me!" clomp "my" clomp "stuff!"
Joan's "They don't have last names!!!!" is going to be my new catchphrase.
what is up with the BOOT MOVES?
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That red head bitch(poker player) should have gotten fired last night. Not Melissa.
I have seen some sore losers on reality shows before but Melissa takes the cake. Wow! She must be so embarrassed now but I'm sure she'll never admit to it.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 9:19am.
As much as I like Joan, she really didn't handle herself very well last night
I actually like Joan Rivers up until last nights show...I think she went a little batshit crazy.
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When that dude from the knicks hugged ANnie you could tell he was scared of her. I have been watching too much Lie To Me, The dude hated the Penis Suckn Donkey Dickn Viper Pit Whore Annie
"You're a slut macaroon garter snake!" OMG, I'm still laughing....
With that mouth I wonder who the real white trash is, seems like leather face Joan and wannabe Melissa fit the label better. HaHa...but I still like Joan's comedic genius.
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meh, it was more dramatic and exciting in text. Watching the clip just made me feel embarrassed for them.
Oh yeah, and despite Melissa's sad breakdown, I have to admire her for running in one heel and one boot without falling.
And I think the Rivers duo is as codependent as the Edith Beales. They're just higher-functioning.
It's not totally Melissa's fault that she is the way she is. Her mother turned her into an emotional cripple. Sad.
I only lowered myself to watch this crap yet again, because of Joan Rivers. She reportedly agreed to do it only if Melissa was cast too. I haven't seen this episode yet, because I Tivo it. I save it for when I'm up in the middle of the night catching up on work. It is at least better than infomercials. Unless they cause big drama, they are mostly fired in ascending order of their 'star' status. Sandra Bullock & Lisa Hartman, what were you thinking????
As much as I like Joan, she really didn't handle herself very well last night. When you fly off the handle like that, it lets everyone else sit back and roll their eyes and make the cuckoo sign at you. Gotta keep your cool!
Same goes for Melissa. I don't blame her for being pissed because I do think BrandE and Annie did shut her out. But her tantrum was not cool.
I hope Joan does STAY off. Anyone who calls and compares people to Hitler is a few brain cells shy. Unless of course, you're talking about mass murderers, genuine psychos of epic proportions, etc.
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I hate that Annie bitch, she is such a nasty scumbag. Melissa horrified me last night -- she is so emotionally handicapped and it was embarrassing watching her meltdown. I was on her side until that shit.
That rant by Joan about pokah playas was classic. Why poker players? What moral superiority do blackjack players have over poker players?
I guess the slot machine people are just retarded.
Melissa is a spoiled, self-entitled ugly little creature isn't she. I guess she is so used to everyone handing her things because she is Joan Rivers daughter she can't take it when someone tells her no. She probably doesn't even have enough sense to be humiliated at the way she acted. It was both funny and embarrassing to watch.
Who knew Clint Black was such a jerk. That was very surprising, Melissa not so much.
What a bunch of whiny bitches ( including Jesse ) on that show last night!
You know what bugs me even more than this whole fight? Is how Brande spells her name!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Brande and Annie are mean girls.
Team Rivers FTW.
Watching that a second time actually made me a little sad; what lonely women those 2 must be. How can you love someone like that? No class, Melissa; no class at all.
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Joan shouldn't say shit like "I remember 40 years ago...". It opens her up to insults like "Oh, when you had just turned 80?!!"
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
I almost WET my Pants I laughed so HARD! Missy Rivers went off the deep end.
Melissa's a brat. She should have thrown Annie under the bus for taking over the project and Brandi for letting it happen. She couldn't defend her lack of fun raising which is the point of the show.
I think Joan will be back next week.
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It was quite the blow out. Now I know why Melissa's marriage was short lived. They are a matched set. The boy was doomed from the start.
Joan is a hoot though.
Bwhahahaha...I had to rewind that shit about 3 times last night. It was fabulous!!!!! I also loved how Joan got all "moral money" on Annie's ass, considering she made shit loads of dough from those no "last name" people, while doing acts in Vegas. Bitch is ovah!
*TEAM ANNIE*
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Know what? I don't like Annie or Brande. I did think the way they treated Melissa was very high schoolish. That being said. The way that Melissa acted after she was fired was like a spoiled brat. How embarrassing for her son and people who know her. I understand that Joan, as a mother is protective of her daughter, but come on now. Melissa is like 45, she should be able to defend herself. On national tv they both look like fools. Sad, sad and very pathetic.
It's CELEBRITY APPRENTICE for crying out loud; she should be pissed she got invited in the first place as it confirms she's a nobody...
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Before anyone goes in for plastic surgery, they should be forced to view pictures of Joan Rivers and Michael Jackson.
I swear, if those two were ever in a room together, a big, black hole would open in the atmosphere and the earth would be sucked in and destroyed.
That's too much trauma in one place for the earth to survive.
Regarding Melissa: Nice job raising such a graceful and elegant daughter, Joan. Like mother - like daughter. What a spoiled little brat.
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Team Joan on this one
BWAAHHHH....the video is 'not available from my location'!!! Mehhh......
"YOU'RE A SLUT MACAROON GARTER SNAKE!'
This will come flying out of my mouth today at some time. I promise you this.
Joan & Melissa need to go 4-Wheeling with Casey Aldridge.
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