Coke Does A Body Good
Just slip a pair of platform flip-flops on HoHan and she'd look exactly like a sun-damaged day-shift hooker trying to trade handjobs for a gram outside of a Super 8 in Gainesville, FL. I mean, what is going on here? What is she doing? Why is just lying on someone's lawn? They need to turn on the sprinklers to wash down her skank. Maybe the cold water will also wake up her narcoleptic tittays, because they are OUT.
Over the weekend, HoHan took a break from her oh-so stressful life to get in a few photo-ops in Maui with The Curious Case of Ali Lohan and some friends. Homegirl needs to take herself to a luau (just don't eat the pig), because her flat back beaver tail ass has a serious case of the hongries! Bitch's ass is trying to devour her bikini bottoms. Give it some pineapple or a macadamia nut or something.
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She reads! She writes! (Is that a journal there, too?) She picks crack out of her ass!!!
And this is the chic Sean Lennon called "a classic beauty, the new-Bardot" or some sh*t like that?
OMG.
(Yes, that's right, I'll never be able to look at a pic of Hohan without remembering Sean Lennon's brilliant concept album / film -- you know, the one where he takes on his DEAD friend Max LeRoy (or some b.s. like that, working from memory here, not gonna Google that sh*t)...
I actually dont hate her body...All in all I think it looks pretty good & she isnt overly skinny. I am more concerned with her holding books & kind of flaunting them trying to make people think she actually reads something other than a magazine.
Lindsey just looks so terrible. I can't believe that this is the same chick from 'Mean Girls' and 'Freaky Friday.' She was so pretty then. Now she just looks OLD and frail! Like a thin, elderly woman. So sad.
This girl is just wanting love and attention so bad that she'll go to almost any lengths to get it.
They both wrinkle their foreheads alot. They just do alot of scowling. They should wear long brim hats. I'm really into protecting my skin from the sun and THEY ARE NOT.
How old is her sister again? She seems kind of young to be wearing that revealing of a bathing suit.
Call me old fashioned, but the goods shouldn't be on display if one can be considered a pedophile by just looking at them. *shrugs*
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Sh really doesn't look ultra skinny..hate to burst her bubble.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
And her sister, the 35-year-old, sure is an awkward-looking thing.
She's so disgusting. I wish she would stop wearing revealing clothing.
call me when she completely disappears.
i hate seeing her nakedess!
she looks dirty. someone neeeds to take a thing of pinesol and a scrub brush to her ass
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
i've seen 50 year olds with better bodies.
and she's got a hudge doody stain on her left calf.
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....if a pedophile could create the perfect young female victim, it would be Lindsay with her childlike body and boob job and total lack of self esteen...that poor girl is very fucked up with no help on the horizon due to her own parents problems and her breadwinner status...god help her poor ass...
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1926...
I'd still like to do a 3-way with her and a gallon of disinfectant.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Well Sheeps I'm sorry.
Season is somewhat early!
I'll burn sage in your honor.
I follow the Angels from time to time. I used to listen to the their games in my grandpa's pickup truck back when NO ONE was a fan. When they sucked. The eighties. Down in Torrance\Redondo Beach.
That probably does not make you feel better though. You might be thinking what the hell does this have to do with me? :D
I was just trying to get your mind off the game.
Oh well...Good night Sheeps. See you later.
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you can not tell these non eating hoes, anything about their appearance.
They think they look cute and that YOU are "jess jellus" when you advise them to eat properly.
I noticed LL's arms looked freakishly thin during her Ellen segment, she looks like shit here.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:19am.
It's working well. I just got it in.
hahaha. Friggin Dodjers lost to Giants. Me no happy.
Sheeps,
It's working well. I just got it in.
:)
But seriously thanks for the links. You don't have to help strangers online, but you do. Thanks.
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:03am.
Welcome. How's the sage?
Thanks Sheeps.
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Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 11:41pm.
Um, wasn't she the same one pimping that sunless tan crap because "she knows how dangerous the sun's rays can be" or some shit like that? Way to promote your own product, Lilo.
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The paparazzi weren't in the shower of the Motel 6 when she was spraying it on, so she had to go find them.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Um, wasn't she the same one pimping that sunless tan crap because "she knows how dangerous the sun's rays can be" or some shit like that? Way to promote your own product, Lilo.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I'm in the minority but I think her figure is awesome.
Submitted by kbcan on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 9:27pm.
Who in the hell goes to Hawaii and then sun tans in what looks to be a public park?
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Someone DESPERATE for attention. She'd probably stop crying about missing Sam's penis if not for the attention.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
She's got a fucked up ass like that woman with the awful implants...
http://www.clipjunkie.com/Butt-Implants-Gone-Bad-vid2358.html
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Submitted by kbcan on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 9:27pm.
Who in the hell goes to Hawaii and then sun tans in what looks to be a public park?
Really...they could have hung out on my front lawn and saved a few bucks. I would have to re-sod after though.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Well all I can say is thank god she finally got her elephant legs lipoed....She totally did, you know...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Who in the hell goes to Hawaii and then sun tans in what looks to be a public park?
Her body looks terrible. She needs to hit the gym or something to get some muscle tone -- it's not as if she is working that she is too busy to work out. And why isn't that little nitwit of a sister of hers at school?
haha I go to school in Gainesville, FL. The tranny hookers on 4th and 5th near downtown could use some fresh meat(or bones..whichever) on the street.
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ick. she looks emaciated! i'll take my 5'5 131 pound "fat ass" anyday over that.
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:41pm.
If "ears" is like Cockney slang for beers, I can help. I also can set you up with some animal-style fries.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:49pm.
Yup. Here's a govt self-help link and the main form you need:
http://www.courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp/other/namechange.htm
http://www.courtinfo.ca.gov/forms/fillable/nc100.pdf
Fiddy cent, please.
Sheeps, thanks. I am going to go through with it and needed to know if it is simple enough for average people to do.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:24pm.
Yep. Why? Have you done something amazing just now?
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No, but I'm tempted to do a couple of things on my on my trip to Cali...lol...i may have a chance to get a couple of ears while i'm out there...i need to know which ears to grab if i get a chance...can u point me in the right direction?
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:37pm.
If you're in L.A. County, I can send you a link. I'd say most people do it on their own (name change, that is).
Heeeheeeheeeee
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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:27pm.
Sheeps, is it easy or hard to change a name legally?
Easy--do it yerself. Don't like "Zomay"?
Sheeps, is it easy or hard to change a name legally?
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:24pm.
Yep. Why? Have you done something amazing just now?
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:13pm.
Are you still on twitter?
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:10pm.
Yes, 3 years, L.A. County.
Thanks for anwsering my questions...I hope Lindsay Lohan can turn this thing around before too late.
me_> Uhhhh. I don't think we're jealous of someone who looks like a crack whore. Yes, she is TOO thin. She looks very unhealthy.
She will die very soon. Then she'll have all the attention she craves.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Is it safe for someone as thin as her to be at the beach? A dog may mistake her for a thrown stick or some hippie may think she's driftwod and try to collect her in his wheelbarrow.
Blowhan doesn't want help. She obviously thinks she looks hot, the kid is majorly fucked up. She finally fixed her GD hair but now her body is effed. She can't ever get it right LOL
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I love when you talk all lovey-dovey to me.
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I'm just drunk, don't go getting all mushy on me. Stay strong! Stay slagtastic!
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
And to anyone that says Hohan is naturally skinny needs to go back to 'Mean Girls', when she was curvy and round and at her cutest.
Now she looks like a strung out hooker on the point.
Tina Fey cannot save this snort tart, and she should not even try anymore!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:32pm.
Ali looks taller and bigger than Lindsay....she's shrinking.
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Don't be silly, it's called osteoporosis.