Monday, April 27th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit's Runaway Tampon
When Brit Brit's pussy isn't hanging out, it's trying hard not to let a tampon wiggle out of its grasp. And that tampon is one persistent motherfucker, because it looks like it chewed through her hose It doesn't look like it ever got away, but it's going to try harder next time. Brit Brit should have LoJack installed in that bitch.
(Thanks Ben and all for sending this nastiness in)
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My god. next thing you know a cheeto and a wadded up mickey d's wrapper are gonna fall out of her crotch and make a run for it.
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Vagina: apparently it is a clown car.
Better a cooch cord then a fetus foot.
I just showed the vid to the hub who said, "Are you sure that's not a tassel from her g-string?"
LOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yeah yeah yeah.... Shitters is a waman on the rag ... who hasn't had a string hanging out at one time or another blah blah blah
Big difference here. Fat, aging hosebag is chunking around a stage in full view of hundreds of people who had nothing better to do than waste money on a karaoke turn .. not to mention cameras all over that snatch crammed into a thread. I am sick now and my stomach is turning but, hey, all those twats who paid to go see the bigger twat deserve tampon strings in their faces X 1000. I just didn't need to see that sort of hick carelessness at lunchtime MK!!
Gross! I wouldnt take a skank like that to a monster truck comvention sponsored by skoal!
I know it's TMI but that's why you should wipe the string through your, ahem, lips so that it doesn't hang and won't get peed on. But hey it's Britney. She probably thought it was fashionable.
Your WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! How many people walk around with tampon strings hanging out ????
HA HAHAH AAHHAHAHHA AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH
NEVER in my life have I had a tampon string hanging out of my clothes ??? YOU ????????????? AHA HAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHh
britards are a lost cause.........
That was a tampon? I thought it was a mini dildo or something.
This girl is sooo gross...why do people like her??
I'm totally amiss as to why the people that are in charge of this girl can't get this stuff straight-the bloody pads, the torn clothing, tampon strings hanging out. Are they purposely trying to make her look crazy and helpless or is she just such a huge responsibility that sometimes the details slip by. It wouldn't surprise me if someone has to put it in for her. Poor girl is so crazy. Her meds are making her fat. All her talent is gone. I agree with someone who posted on this early in her tour that she's just being dressed up and juiced up and made to dance around on a stage and her craziness is obvious and it's sad.
Another Francis Farmer in the making.
i'm just glad brit isn't preggie...so thank gawd there is a tampon string flashing and not a baby brewing...
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you see me, bitch....
well at least she's on her period and she isn't pregnant. i'm sure wearing a tampon and performing is a lot more comfortable than wearing a big ass pad.
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This one actually make me angry. Since when is it wrong to have a period? There aren't very many women who haven't discovered a string gone astray at one point or another. This is really a stretch.
Goodness gracious, wtf is the big deal? Britney is a woman, not some robot! At least the damn thing was clean.
Intervention!! Anyone watching???
M.E.
Whur you at???
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"More Than A Game"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX-kX2jwHS0
Bet ya never see that stuff on Madonna!
At least Brit has menses.
That's why, when I work out with my trainer, I wear a thong, underneath my workout pants. God only knows, he doesn't need to see that shit.
Talk about a lower chat! This reminds me of art school figure drawing classes. One particular hard-core gayelle, (who made Rojo Caliente look like a glamour-puss), would pose nude with her tampon string hanging out. One day, she moved a certain way and the cloth draped under her shifted. I got elected to move the fabric. I remember breathing through my mouth so I wouldn't get a whiff. God, talking about it STILL skeeves me 25 years later!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What I'm really wondering is why I pressed "play". What is wrong with me?! Eww.
For the love of all things that still happen to smell nice... no more stories/pics/video about things going awry in Britney's southern hemisphere please. KTHXBYE.
Aaaaaahhhhgggggg....fucking nasty Shitney just ruined my home-from-work cocktail buzz. Can she get any lower than this?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
looks*
Sorry to tell you this "The Breakdown" but this Swine Flu has reached Europe. Bummer, you're gonna die like the rest of us!! Hahahaha!!
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Do you like American Music? I like American Music!
EWWWWWWW!!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Clarisse
I'm glad it's just a wig!!!! She loks craptastic!
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:06pm.
Debil♥
I was lookin' for you earlier
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Hi XXYXZ! Just a quick drive by!
Looks like I have missed some crap today!
See me on Twitter later if you are around!
I gotta get back to the yard. *Smooches*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
xxyxz!
Did you see your girl got a new do??
http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/kim-kardashians-blond-ambition/2853#id=1
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"More Than A Game"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX-kX2jwHS0
Did someone say sand? *throwing sand on burning swine itch*
I am totally avoiding The Weather Girls, Natalie from 'Facts of Life', Kirstie Alley, etc.
You get the point.
Don't get swine flu!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Debil♥
I was lookin' for you earlier
RE: Monkey's.
And if he asks for a Banana Split, you are fucked
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
The swine flu has just been reported in Louisville! The Kentucky Derby is this weekend. Not good!
Breakdown ~ This shit has nothing to do with eating PORK! Nothing!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:49pm.
This is my post for the day:
(with all the misinformation I have seen today regarding AIDS)
Monkey's not only like bananas, but they love to rape!
Bye!
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beware...if a monkey offers you his banana it's not what you think
If I die from something like pig flu, I'm gonna be majorly pissed.
But I am in Europe, and it isn't here yet.
Pig flu is gonna wind up being the new diet to lose weight!
No more bacon for me!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
MJF ~ I understand! Those things are addicting.
Zomay ~ No problem.
Oh for christ sakes, enough of the troll shit. Grow the fuck up.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
No Dallas I was refering to European countries. Everytime I stay in a hotel near disneyland, I am with Germans, British, Dutch, etc etc. They can vacation here because they get more for their money. Last time I hung out near a bunch of Canadians and they told me they had the cheapest vacation in the USA in years.
Anyways some European countries are warning travlers. Like I said I was kind of making light of the situation. I was born in Ca.
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Troll ~ Please find another sandbox to play in!
Zomay ~ No one has said to "stay away" from Cali! What the CDC is saying is to STAY AWAY from Mexico. The death toll has doubled in Mexico in the last 8 hours. There are swine flu cases in Texas, California and New York. There are also cases in London hence making it a pan-ademic.
I have family in Cali and when you said that it scared me! This is not a joke and should not be taken lightly.
This is my post for the day:
(with all the misinformation I have seen today regarding AIDS)
Monkey's not only like bananas, but they love to rape!
Bye!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I cannot reach maximum calmness without an ugly peen and a pepperoni lovers from Dominos. *watching*
Tracing in progress. Stay calm.
Dear God! Somebody help me! I can't put down this f'n jar of wasabi/soy almonds and if I eat anymore I'm going to explode!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by Dallas on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:35pm.
Damn, this day sucks!
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Waddyamean? This day has everything! What more could we ask for?! It EVEN has a Madden...ok - it could be better if it was Benji up there.
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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New York has more cases then california, no?
Dallas,
I live in California! Some countries are telling people to not travel to Mexico or the USA especially Ca because we have had flu issues. I was just making light of the situation. Did not mean harm.
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I betcha it's toilet paper. Betcha any money.
♥ ThreadKilla!
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Zomay ~ Who the hell told you to stay away from Cali?
Damn, this day sucks! It has been raining like hell here all day and I keep checking in on the "open post".................all I have seen is, AIDS, swine flu and what to do with a tampon string! Pffftt!
I have NEVER had a problem with a tampon string so, I am inclined to think that it is part of her costume!
Let's change the subject to oh.....men, crotches, blow jobs or whatever! Anything besides something that could possibly kill us all!
How does a tampon string hang out of tights AND a set of undies?? That takes talent man.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"