Monday, April 27th 2009
Sooooo Close
You know Suri Cruise spends her days running around a table in her playroom to prepare herself for the moment when she'll finally be able to make a break for it. Can't you picture homegirl stretching and working on her breathing? Well, Suri's going to have to keep working at it, because one of her first escape attempts was thwarted! I guess chasing all that ass down in his Scientology dungeon, has made Tommy Girl pretty fast. Suri, that was just a test run. You'll get it next time.
Here's more of Suri trying to quit that bitch while out for a walk with Tommy and Connor in Beverly Hills.
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I HATE Connor...His face pisses me off every time I see it. He is always wearing those lame ass aviator like sunglasses & he just has this arrogant attitude that needs to be beaten out of him.
She is so cute!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
With Tiny Tom as a parent and the paparazzi in her face, this kid is going to be a narcissist of galactic proportions.
Who on earth thought it would be a good idea to wear THOSE shoes with THAT dress?
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i think she's cute so there!
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What are you doing? Do some work.
Seriously, it is too early to tell who the father is, because Chris Klein could portray a younger version of Tom Cruise in a movie, so we can keep debating this for some years.
But it's never gonna come out how old she really is or who her daddy really is anyway. But I WILL stick to my belief that she is older than what they claim.
KateBot needs to be slapped upside her warts for signing this contract!
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pretty kid.
Suri is so adorable.
Submitted by KidL on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 11:27pm.
I must be in the minority, but I don't think this kid looks a damn thing like Tom Cruise.
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They're both really, really short and have the advanced world view of a 2 year old.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I must be in the minority, but I don't think this kid looks a damn thing like Tom Cruise.
"Dang if Suri don't look like her daddy. She's precious."
I agree. She looks exactly like Chris Klein! :P
Dang if Suri don't look like her daddy. She's precious.
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"I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane".
edited version of 'Snakes on a Plane' by Samuel L. Jackson
How old is this little girl supposed to be? She looks about four years to me. She also bears a shocking resemblance to Tom, too. I never thought she did previously, that's why I've always stood by the fact that she was Chris Klein's daughter.
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Is anyone else not struck by the uncanny resemblance between Tom and his "adopted" son, Connor.
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I wonder if she goes to a Scientology approved preschool. Maybe they homeschool.
I have no kids and no clue, but she looks almost 4 to me. They are liars I think, well of course they are liars, but about her age.
She's so cute, she's going to be cuter than even katie WAS on dawson's creek lol
Suri's hair looks so pretty here!
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"You know Suri Cruise spends her days running around a table in her playroom to prepare herself for the moment when she'll finally be able to make a break for it."
LOL!
the older she gets, the more she looks like josh hartnett.
If you just focus on her, she looks like she's about sixteen. But, then you see her next to Tom (knowing he's about four foot tall) you know she has to be a bitty thing.
That is one gorgeous child.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Run Suri Run! Your mother Katiebot 3000 is a lost cause. Save yourself!
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Tommy has that "Dont you even think about it" look on his face.
I love the look on her face. "I forgot if mommy told me to take a left or a right at the bushes?"
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:57pm.
We've just been here too damn long ;)
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:42pm.
I know who you are
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Hmm...I think I do too. I once got the oddest tip from the oddest source that sent me on the oddest journey of consideration. And the answer was so odd I couldn't quite believe. And now I see. SO VERY ODD!
PS. Take THAT, Blind Item thread!
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Sugaroo, I must have missed that shitfest. Are Lover and spotter the same? One's new and one isn't.
Either way, the tiger hair & trans am comment made me lol. I know, I shouldn't encourage . . .
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:43pm.
IDK why your posts are disappearing, but that one made me laugh.
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They're disappearing because like the last time it and its ilk was here, the Mod got so many complaints about it.
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Submitted by Troll lover on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:27pm.
The watching and tracing equipment you bought from ebay is being sent. I just need to adjust my tiger hair and jump in the trans am.
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IDK why your posts are disappearing, but that one made me laugh.
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She's flat and that's that!
I know who you are
Where is Eye Roll?
Oh fuck. Trollspotter is back which means we're about to get overrun by it and its "friends". Again.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
trollspotter on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:25pm.
Thank you very much for that information. This fuckery will not go on on my watch.
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The watching and tracing equipment you bought from ebay is being sent. I just need to adjust my tiger hair and jump in the trans am.
Ruh Roh! trollspotter!
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There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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Thank you very much for that information. This fuckery will not go on on my watch.
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:06pm.
rhetorical question people
Angel_i I haven't given up yet
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Yay! Me neither! Promise:)
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You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.~Bea Arthur
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I sent you that bat signal. YIM
What? What?
I like to stalk
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:17pm.
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Excuse me mam, but we have beefed up security in this thread. Could you please step to the side, we're gonna have to do a full body search.
Suri....next time throw down a can of marbles!
You can do it!
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Submitted by Noelegy on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:17pm.
your pic gets me every time
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Holy shit you guys brought out the wrath of Troll Spotter
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Someday I'll wish upon a star, wake up where the clouds are far behind me. Where troubles melt like lemon drops, high above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me.
Aww, how adorable is Suri with her hair out of her face?
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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:06pm.
rhetorical question people
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So as whut I said!
lol :)
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I think I have ebola swine virus.
ACK!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK