Afternoon Crumbs

The lady in reeeeeeeeeed - Just Jared

Meg Ryan could make guacamole with that chin - Lainey Gossip

When Cristiano Ronaldo takes his top off, the heavens shine upon him - Towleroad

This is how the swine flu started - Popsugar

Speaking of swine flu... - Hollywood Rag

Fried herp nips - Cityrag

Nicole Scherzinger thinks the second time will stick - Crunk + Disorderly

Diora Baird is hot - Egotastic!

I'll take Katie Price's precious shirt in every color and every size - Hollywood Tuna

SCENE STEALER: Tila Tequila's self-cleaning dog (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Dlisted and Logo have joined forces for the Feel This Bitch Award which will be presented at the NewNowNext Awards. Click here to vote. Kim Zolciak's roadkill wig better put on its party dress, because I have a feeling it's going to take this shit.

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 5:00am.

Someone needs to let Nicole Scherzinger in on a little secret:

There is no her without the PussySkankDolls.

Besides, J-Lo already has that solo spot. Mainstream radio doesn't know where to place her racially ambiguous ass and fake titties.

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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Submitted by vedamaria on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:28am.

is that a bit of 'the herp' on gaykie's lip there?

Submitted by roxie on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 12:02am.

we need some new pics of Clay's son

Submitted by dementa on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:43pm.

Whenever I see Clay Aiken, I have the urge to scrub myself. He always looks so... oily and filthy. He makes me think of not bathing for a week.

Meg Ryan: Can we please arrange for her to play the Joker in the next Batman movie? she's got the look down. It's sad, she actually used to be pretty.

And I vote we have Katie Price either banned from the country or publicly executed as a warning to all worthless syphilitic whores. Or at least ones who inflict themselves and their fake tatas on our eyes.

Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 10:37pm.

i almost voted for kim's wig...but i ask you...did that selfish wig walk children in nature? no? but tammy did...so that's who i voted for...
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Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:22pm.

I'm so stupid I was voting for people I had no clue about. It wasn't until the 5th question that I figured out you can skip categories. Durrr...

On a side note yeah Brad from Rachel Zoe was nominated! I love him. And Skins (reminds me of high school). Booo JD from the Real World. He was such a manipulative asshole.

Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:03pm.

I know Crisy's a greasy asshole (I'm always reminded of that bohunk line from Sixteen Candles when I see him) but he's so hot. I actually haven't seen that many dives (if at all) this season so he's getting better.

Submitted by Vermithrax on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:50pm.

Meg Ryan: "Wait'll they get a load'a me..."

She used to be so fuckin' cute :/

Submitted by justjane on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:24pm.

Meg Ryan, The Joker.

Submitted by pattygoody on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:17pm.

Holy moly! Sharon Stone is smokin'!!!!! Gorgeous!!

Submitted by sushi on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 6:41pm.

Jesus, what the fuck happened to Meg Ryan. Perfect example of why a woman should grown old gracefully and not fuck with her face.

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:28pm.

Diora Baird is kinda okay.

Submitted by Sartastic on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:25pm.

yayyyyy a dlisted poll...ok I don't know what this poll is about but I voted for Chantal Biya Cameroooooon or whatever her name is. Sorry MK. Kim's wig isn't as glamorous.

Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:14pm.

ya know... there was a time I would've gone so gay for Meg Ryan... she was so hot and god, she looks like utter SHIT now... it's very depressing

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

Submitted by tobylikesmovies on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:55pm.

mk i'm sorry i'd lov to vote for your category but the logo site messed up the links so i can't! KICK THEIR ASSSSSSSS
http://tobylikesmovies.blogspot.com

Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:14pm.

Tila Tequila's self-cleaning dog

lmao! mk, u're killing me!

Submitted by Bella on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:11pm.

In honour of Christian Ronaldo I just had to go back to an older thread and copy/paste this wonderful comment from bisou

Submitted by bisou on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:08am.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the douchiest douche who ever dared to douche, surpassing the doucheness of Timberlake, Wentz and Mayer.

Submitted by Katt on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 4:05pm.

Man, Meg Ryan's looks have really gone to hell. That's the product of some real backalley bullshit, scary!
Did anyone listen to T. Tequila's "rap"? GOD. Her dog is probably begging to go back to the car trunk.
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Submitted by KD on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:45pm.

Is Clay ok? He looks a little ill. Because he's walking all hunched over and stuff. I mean, I'm not JUDGING or anything, he just lost a bit of weight and stuff.

Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:44pm.

wtf meg ryan!? shame on ya for ruining your looks like that. you used to be so beautiful back in the day!

Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:43pm.

http://www.logoonline.com/shows/newnownext_awards/

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:38pm.

Clay Aiken?

*yawn*

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:37pm.

Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:03pm.

My vagina was all into it. It was my brain that want to up and quit.

You know how with guys they say they are thinking with the little head? What do they say about women? Thinking with our pink tacos?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:37pm.

eeuuuuwww...that Daisy person!

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Submitted by Douche Chill on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:36pm.

Well, I half take it back cuz it only let me vote on half the categories. When I tried clicking on the others, nada.

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:35pm.

I voted for "Morningwood" as best band just so I could say, "OMG! I love Morningwood!"

Submitted by kindmaryjane on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:34pm.

Sharon Stone = damn!

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:33pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 2:59pm.
ha ha I'm glad I'm not the only one, LOL
can anyone understand it?
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Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:33pm.

Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 2:44pm.

I thought he was gay?

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 2:58pm.

I guess we'll both live in shame, because I found the first guy she gave a chain to kinda hot. My vagina wanted to quit me.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:31pm.

What the hell did Meg Ryan do to her face?! She's got freaky duck lips. And one more face lift, she's gonna have a beard.

Submitted by meljo on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:31pm.

But the Dlisted "feel this bitch" award wasn't featured. F the other awards! I only want to vote for MK's.

Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:30pm.

Umm. *blank stare*
how does it work?

Submitted by meljo on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:29pm.

Voting not working. Can't even see who nominees are.

Submitted by Douche Chill on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:29pm.

They must have updated the site when I clicked cuz voting was super easy. Just click on "Vote Now"

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:29pm.

ha ha I'm glad I'm not the only one, LOL
can anyone understand it?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:28pm.

@ Salem13

Yes {embarrassed}. I could give a big song and dance about why, but the fact is, I could have changed the channel.

Oh and I found one of the guys hot and it made me want to punch my self in the face repeatedly.

Submitted by jmii on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:27pm.

Tried to vote too...no worky for me.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:26pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 2:54pm.
I can't understand how to vote, MK?
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:25pm.

snowy - I can't figure out he voting?

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:25pm.

Meg Ryan's chin looks like it should have a string hanging out.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:24pm.

I can't understand how to vote, MK?
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:22pm.

Meg Ryan is a freak.

When I see people with obvious plastic surgery in real life, I am repelled but fascinated.

And I feel like I know their Achilles heel. It's like they're advertising their insecurities on their sleeve. All you have to do to devastate them emotionally is to make a few sly comments about how old they are or about big noses or something.

It's like they're wearing a "kick me" sign.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:19pm.

I plan to watch every episode of the latest "Of Love" Mess! that shit is pure entertainment
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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:18pm.

ha i was watching that game with Ronaldo taking his shirt off. it was a pleasant surprise even though i fucking hate Manchester united.

Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:14pm.

@ Salem13

The only one I know for sure is 12 pack, and that's cause he was in that I Love New York mess.

I've totally had it with all the VH1 reality shows, especially that rock of love bus shit. Ugh.

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