Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This top celebrity makes a big deal out of talking about motherhood and how much time she spends being a good mom. She would lead you to believe that she dotes on her children and takes an active role in their lives. Not so. When the kid/s were little, she only changed about one out of every hundred diapers. The kid/s are being raised by a small army of nannies. Our star has limited contact with them except during photo opportunities, which are always staged with her carrying the child/ren, even if they are big enough to walk on their own. Why? Because she thinks that carrying a child makes her look motherly and “likable”. (Blind Gossip)
Okay, okay it's not OctoMommy. The day she is considered a "top celebrity" and "star," is the day the entire media needs to shut down and we should all go back to living like the pilgrims did. Anyway, my guess is Vadge?
Which alcoholic songbird wears her sunglasses even inside her hair salon so no one can see how sauced she is? (Gatecrasher)
Susan Boyle or Jessica Simpson?
This dirty older star tells airport security that he has a pacemaker, so he has to be hand screened. The real reason? He enjoys the personal attention from the lady that does the screening. He’s careful to choose the line with the woman he finds most attractive. He must get off on the kinky side of it, because our star could definitely afford to buy it if he wasn’t getting it at home. It’s not Bruce Willis! (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)
The bigger question is have you ever seen a hot security bitch at the airport?! And they usually look like they want to rip off your genitals with their eyes. My guess is The Hoff, Alec Baldwin or James Woods?
This B list actress/singer tweener is a little older than the characters she portrays. She is tired of studios, managers, and agents telling her what to do and so as her first order of business with her new self she kicked her "boyfriend" to the curb. Oh, she likes guys, she just didn't want the arranged "boyfriend" any longer. (CDAN)
Vanessa Hudgens? She was tired of sharing her MAC Lip Glass.
This tweener actor on a hit show needs to get off the coke that was introduced to him by a former tween actor, and now, unemployed drug addict on the same network.
I have no clue. Kelly Taylor's baby, Sammy, on 90210?
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1. Right away I thought about who is always holding there kids and i thought Jenifer Gardner
2. Jessica Simpson easy, she wears her sun glasses at night
3. Any old guy, they are all pervs!
4. At first I thought Blake Lively but she isnt a singer so it has to be someone from disney, not Hilary Duff because she doesnt have a job
5. I have no guess, except it isnt the guy who plays Miley's brother because he is in his 30's!
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Who is Kate Gosselin? Just googled - oh, her. She's not a top celebrity.
I saw an interview with Madonna, not all that long before she adopted David, where she for some reason told the interviewer (who didn't ask) about how she's never around for her kids. She seemed to gloat about it. ??
dementa> I've been around enough kids to know when they are truly happy. And these ones are. Watch them! As for Michelle pretending to love her husband, come on. I'd really like to know where you're getting that from. Her "giant chompers" and forehead vein have fuck all to do w. anything. I say that as a "giant chompered" lady who doesn't feel comfortable smiling BECAUSE of the chompers, myself. Make sense?
Really, what do her looks have to do w. her personality? I think you just don't like her (for whatever reason). Why not just say that instead of trying to convince me that she's an awful awful person b/c of a...forehead vein?
Did you happen to see how the school kids in London reacted to her? Kids KNOW what someone is a fake, moreso than adults do.
I agree that #1 is Jolie.
I love that term "Adopto Mom" for Jolie - good one!
And yeah #1 is for sure AJ - Top Star and ALWAYS talking about how important her kids are, what a great Mom, blah, blah, blah........
1 is totally Victoria Beckham. She was just photographed carrying a kid, and I can't believe she'd ever be bothered to take care of them. She has plenty of photo ops with them.
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#1 is definitely Kate Gosselin. She makes quite a lot of money from speaking engagements all over the country. Apparently she's never home anymore except the couple of days a week when they film the show. Then she pretends to take care of the kids for a bit and flies off again.
The very first person I thought of for #1 was Kate Gosselin, off of Jon & Kate plus 8. I think she is becoming a celebrity now, and she acts like she cannot stand her own children anymore.
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i can kinda see that one being shia
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:01pm.
1. Angelina
2. Brit Brit
3. Regis
4. Vanessa or Miley
5. The kid that plays Miley's brother and Shia LaBouf?
I totally forgot the Pitt-Jolie clan has two baby twins, still in diapers.
I think #4 is actually Ashley Tisdale. All of the characters she portrays are younger than she is. She's also not dating Jared Murillo anymore.
I don't think #1 is Angelina Jolie due to the "limited contact" bit. I believe it is Katie Holmes. She is ALWAYS carrying Suri and looks bored out of her gourd with that kid. (She always seems to have her damn Blackberry glued to her palm when she is with her DD.)
The rumor from former COS members is that Suri was a contract baby and from the start, her up-bringing has been dictated by Tommy, his mommy and his sisters who are all COS. Also, Katie claimed in a recent interview with GLAMOUR that she was changing diapers when her amaaazing, hetero hubby told her that mean things were being said about SuriBot. Hence the diaper reference.
I am not a fan of Brangelina's at all, but at least you see more pics of those kids walking than you do of Suri when she is with StepBot.
1) Jolie, without a doubt. She'll keep having kids until she hits Octoville and you know damn well none of them will be able to walk until they're teenagers.
2)Simpson, of course. She looks sauced all the time, probably because Romeo Romo is just a gigolo.
3)This has to be Stallone wanting everyone to check out his penile implant.
4)Sludgins or Fizzdale.
5)I don't know which tween dude that is but you know Miley had a hand in it.
I think the "when they were little" refers to before they were potty trained.
I say it's AJ.. and not surprised either.
1. is probably AJ, if nothing else because not many top-tier celebs have many kids. But on the other hand, her kids ARE still little -- all of them! The oldest one is like, what, seven?
It may be someone else if nothing else because just about any celeb with kids is going to make a big fuss about how involved they are. So I'll also tentatively say Vadge. She couldn't even be bothered to pick up her new handbag... oops, I mean SON from the airport.
But I love the idea of Michelle Obama being it, mainly because she looks like a major-league bitch who is always waiting to blast napalm-rage at people. She smiles and pretends to be in love with her husband and all nice and shit, but all I can see is her tight face, giant chompers and forehead vein. (And for the record, I hate both parties' dominant politicians. I treat the Obamas the same way I treat any other overexposed celebs)
(Seriously, Anonymouse73, there's no telling if a First Kid is happy, well-adjusted and crap until they're grown up. As minors, they're required to smile and look happy and pretend to give a damn...)
2. is Chestica I think, recently there have been rumors about her drinking and she's looked pretty soused in public recently.
3. Somehow this screams Jack Nicholson. He's a horny ol' dog and will be til he dies. Which will probably be 2215, because somehow he gives the impression that he'll live forever. Like Mick Jagger.
4. If it weren't "tweener" I'd guess Chinnifer. But I'll say Vanessa, since she's saddled with tweeny roles and a gay boyfriend that she has to pretend to actually give a damn about.
5.... got no idea. Maybe someone from Gossip Girl?
#1 is AJ for sure!!! She didn't do shit for those kids when they were babes!!
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I do like ashley tisdale though..just never hear anything about her bfs, only hear about vanessa and zac
I've never even heard of the girl having a bf
IT can't be ashley tisdale, who really has cared about ashley tisdale and her bf?
And I really didn't think vanessa's relationship wasn't real. Yeah zac looks gay whatever, but there are guys that act and look gay that aren't. It happens. Either way, he could be gay and just not wanna come out and have vannessa fooled that he loves her. I've had that happen lol. But I do believe it's Vanessa.
OK come on folks, two can't be britney. Daddy controls her mostly.
If #1 is Jolie, "when the kids were little" wouldn't really make sense. They are still little and Shiloh probably just got potty trained.
1. Angelina
2. Brit Brit
3. Regis
4. Vanessa or Miley
5. The kid that plays Miley's brother and Shia LaBouf?
1) Angelina Jolie...that saintly look is a HUGE ruse
2) Jessica Simpson....she doesn't even go to the salon anymore they come to her!
3) Jack Nicolson...hey, why not!
4) Vannessa Hudgens fer sure
5)....no clue...I don't watch shows with "t'weeners"....
"Hi, Sorry for the confusion. It appears that you are being censored."...I have been censured at perez hilton's site for bringing the truth about Robo Sascrotch Vadge.
3 thought of Jack Nicholson straight away...
4, Miley?
I think #1 is Jolie also but I'm a bit surprised that she cares about being "likable." She doesn't look or act like she cares about people liking her... which is why she's always accused of being snotty and acting like she believes she's too good. If she thinks she's liked or that the children are making her likable, she's more than delusional. I always thought she knew she was disliked... maybe desirable but disliked... and that despite public opinion regarding her many children, she was doing it just because *she* wanted to.
The first one is definitely about Jolie. I mean with alluding to multiple kids and "top celebrity" they're barely trying. But I'm sure Octo her #1 fan sees herself as a "top celebrity."
That's some industrial-strength nip right there!
Right. Michelle and Barack are obviously TERRIBLE parents. That's why their daughters are so well-behaved, happy, and well-adjusted.
Whatever.
How about Michael Douglas for number three? He strikes me as dirty and pervy.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 3:56pm.
#1 is definitely michelle obama, when she's not playing the crying game with barack *cue scene w/ boy george playing in bg and barack maniacally brushing his teeth and crying in the shower*, shes being a terrible mother.
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I don't think this has any merit, but it made me chuckle.
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Ah...number one is Angelina Jolie...
I really can't think of anyone who talks about being an amazing mom as much as Adopto-mom, Jolie. She's parlayed a second career from adopting and birthing babies and then incessantly talking about them and bringing them out.
Vadge probably never sees her kids but she doesn't really talk up a storm about spending all her time with the kids and not having nannies like Angie does.
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The mom has got to be GOOOPy Fishsticks!
I was thinking the same thing Karl!! Only men can scan men and women/women. It's the law (at least in the U.S.)!! That blind item is bogus!!
No. 1 is not Angelina because it says "when" the kids were little. Angie still has little babies and she doesn't carry Zahara or Shiloh as much as she used to. I don't think it's Madonna either since I never hear her talk about how much she loves being a mom. Gwynnie sounds about right to me. Even though I love her to death, she is way too snobby to change a diaper.
#1: Vadge came immediately to mind, given what her personal chef said ... um, whenever (I can't remember, but it wasn't too long ago), but I think that Fishsticks is also a likely candidate. (Mmm ... Fishsticks.... /me drools ... Eh, sorry. Probably shouldn't've skipped lunch.)
#2: Either Froggy Face or Mimi. (All I can think of right now is that picture where she was snapped swimming in the ocean with a glass of red wine in a champagne flute.) I was under the impression that Susan Boyle dyed her own hair.
#3: First, I would like to say that I think that, skeeve factor aside (and it's high!), this is brill. Since all the girls I like end up being the kind of girls who like only boys (sigh ...), this appeals to me as a reasonable way to get the only kind of girly action I'm ever likely to assemble for myself. Second, "The bigger question is have you ever seen a hot security bitch at the airport?!" Well, they didn't say they were hot. They just said, "the woman he finds most attractive." To me, that means he's picking the least fug from a sea of fug. I don't think that Baldie and Woods are old enough to get away with the line about the pacemaker, but I think The Hoff is a really good guess. Especially since I heard some actress he once worked with say how he insisted on feeling her up even though the scene didn't call for it, "because that's what the character would do." Erm ... sure. Whatever. Boy, if only I were a Method actor; I wouldn't have to fantasise about getting my T&A from the TAA. I could just ask for and get a hooter in my hand because that's what my character would do. Wow. That makes so much sense, I just don't know where to begin....
#4: Lessee ... it needs to be a Disney ho. I'm gonna have to take Ashley Tisdale for $400, Alex: The Great Oracle of Wiki says both that she's 23 and that she was with some kid named Jared 'til last month.
#5: No. The new 90210 airs on CW, not Fox, like the original. I'm guessing another Disney ho, but being old enough to rent a car, I'm blessedly unfamiliar with any non-Cyrus Disney ho. So I'm coming up totally dry.
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I don't think #1 is Vadge. Lourdes is too old to be used as an example for the carrying thing, and David is the only kid she bothers to carry in her arms. We never even see Rocco anyway.
Angelina seems like the best option, but that seems so predictable.
I also figured Jack Nicholas for the pervy dude.
i'm thinking posh spice for #1 -- always holding cruz, and gaga for 2
I don't think #2 is Shitney...the little one is 2 1/2 yrs old, she would be crazy (er) to let him walk around the papps. 2yr olds don't always listen and will run off, dart off in a second, so she actually needs (I think) to carry him.
What about Heidi Klum? (just throwing that out there)
#3 Is not a true story. A female security inspector can only inspect a male with a manual metal detector, or a bodysearch on a female. So kind of a bullshit blind item.
NO, NO, NO! #4 is not Vanessa Hudgens. Her and Zac were recently photographed together, hand-in-hand and all smiles, at some sporting event or something. (I am the only one on the planet who believes they are a true couple.) And it's not Destiny Hope Cyrus because she doesn't fit the "older" description as she just turned 16. It's gotta be Ashley Tisdale, like someone said earlier. She's in her early/mid twenties and just dumped some nameless guy and is now the arm candy of some reeally tall dude.
For #2 I was totes thinking Jessicka Simpson but I'm sure they'd have slated her as an "actress" as well as songbird, so the Mariah-Hello-Kitty-Carey guess makes more sense.
Don't really care for the old pervy or cokey kid items.
I'll say No.1 is Madonna or Angelina. I'm almost always left wondering if Zahara or Shilo can actually walk. Same goes for little David Banda.
1. Denise Richards
2. Leann Rimes
3. Jack Nicholson
4. Hillary Duff
5. Paul Butcher
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#2 Shitney also!
Last one I would say Jesse McCartney
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I think #4 is Ashley Tisdale, who recently broke up with her semi-celebrity boyfriend and is rumored to be doing it with her music video director.
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Madge is a good fit I guess but I would have said Shitney or Adoptalina.
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