You Learn Something New Every Day: Animal-Style Fries At In-N-Out
I'm originally from Southern California, so In-N-Out is the native food of my people. Whenever I go back, I slip on my scuba gear and dive into the middle of a double double. I don't ever come out. I just smother myself in its deliciousness until my caca even smells like something off of their menu.
Because I consider a serious In-N-Out-aholic, I'm a little ashamed to admit that I've never heard of fries animal-style. It's not on the menu, so you have to ask for it. Now, I've eaten a cheeseburger animal-style, but didn't even know you could get that mess on your fries. I didn't know until a reader we'll call Rachel let me in on the secret today.
Just like the burger, they top the fries with melted cheese, grilled onions and gallons of Thousand Island dressing. After staring at this picture, I don't know whether to bite at my screen or cry into a toilet. It kind of looks like something you'd find in the dumpster outside of an abortion clinic. Like something Vadge would smear her face with. I think I see something moving. That's never stopped me before, so as soon as I land back in my homeland in a few months, I will drive up to an In-N-Out and ask for my fries abortion-style.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:38pm.
I feel ya. The gut from hell is our family trait as well. I just had back surgery, so I can't do my yoga ball sit-ups. Just rub my tummy and make a wish! Cardio does seem to take it away, though. Keep it up and you'll be at fighting weight in no time!
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Aw, man! Back sugery???? I hope they gave ya da good drugs!!!! Get better, you hot slut! Yeah, when I was a younger whore, I was a runner...up at 6 am or before, rain or shine 6-7 days a week...Then my whore ass got old and lazy....Ugh...I got no one else to blame but myself...However, if any of you DListed whores know anyone or anything else I can blame, I'm all ears...
On topic: Meh, I'd rather have a salad...no really I would....*turning tiger back to DListed crowd, crying real tiger tears....*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
isn't that the sludge left over from my quadruple bypass??
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Submitted by sweetomg on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:42pm.
I hope the rich man you're dating with will treat your spamming ass to some English lessons, you reported fuck.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I had a dog, "Osman", a Visla, he would eat ANYTHING, except, french fries from a fast food restaurant. Good sign.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:38pm.
I feel ya. The gut from hell is our family trait as well. I just had back surgery, so I can't do my yoga ball sit-ups. Just rub my tummy and make a wish! Cardio does seem to take it away, though. Keep it up and you'll be at fighting weight in no time!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:16pm.
Tigerlils! Congrats on the crunches! You'll be running down and tearing up antelopes in no time!
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Yeah, the crunches ain't doin' jack shit! I started lifting lil' weights for my tiger arms, and BOOM! that improvement showed up in no time....but my tiger tummy is my problem area! I think I'm gonna have to do the unthinkable and add cardio! Fuck!
I'm just cursed wif da tiger tummy pudge...I'm a skinny ho wif a tummy! :-(
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by smirfytyme on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:03pm.
Somehow, I think this shiz belongs on
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
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I would eat half the things on that website.
Is that a bad thing?
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:07pm.
Thousand island dressing looks like vomit and tastes like something some 4th grader "sous chef" came up with on Rachel Ray's "30 Minute Meals"...It should be banned, left in the '70's where it belongs along with "French" dressing and any other vomit inducing ketchup/mayo based concoction.
VIVA LA VINAGERETTE! (ok, and blue cheese gets a pass too...)
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What's your stance on Catalina dressing? (The red runny stuff)
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Red runny stuff....*licking tiger chops*....Me all in favor of red runny stuff of all types...A,B,AB O....all delicious...*licking tiger chops*.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:15pm.
I know nobody asked me, but that never stopped me before. Catalina is great on a salad with fruit! It's sweet-tartness compliments the creamy pungency of crumbled bleu cheese too.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
MK,
i am sooooo disappointed being the IN N OUT addict you are, you didnt know about animal style fries. i actually found out about 7 years ago, when a friend ordered them, i was as amazed as you, but havent stopped ordering them since. the fries at IN N OUT arent that great, but animal style is a piece of heaven...
yes, im in LA, Ca and was raised here with an IN N OUT less than 1 mile from me at all times. ;)
Tigerlils! Congrats on the crunches! You'll be running down and tearing up antelopes in no time!
This is the thing about fries. I love them 'til they're cold, then they're gnarly. If the dressing's on the side, that's cool. But with the dressing piled on top, in 2 minutes they'll be greasy and cold.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:03pm.
Maybe less red meat?? All the "healthy" new dog foods have a veggie medley in them; some of them I might eat myself when times are tuff. My dog just turns his nose up. hahaha
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Oh sure....Someone who would be delicious smothered in mint jelly WOULD suggest "less red meat" hrummmph....!
Yeah, I just need to exercise my skinny/fat ass. I'm just outta shape....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:07pm.
Thousand island dressing looks like vomit and tastes like something some 4th grader "sous chef" came up with on Rachel Ray's "30 Minute Meals"...It should be banned, left in the '70's where it belongs along with "French" dressing and any other vomit inducing ketchup/mayo based concoction.
VIVA LA VINAGERETTE! (ok, and blue cheese gets a pass too...)
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What's your stance on Catalina dressing? (The red runny stuff)
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Submitted by smirfytyme on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:03pm.
WOW! That was some revolting "food"! Thanks for the link.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:03pm.
Maybe less red meat?? All the "healthy" new dog foods have a veggie medley in them; some of them I might eat myself when times are tuff. My dog just turns his nose up. hahaha
*singing* "In-N-Out, In-N-Ouuutt. That's what a hamburger's *pause* all about..."
i'm a vegetarian so i don't eat in n out's burgers anymore but they were the best (from what i remember) and i used to have a friend who told me about the animal style fries years ago. he said they're on some "secret menu" thing. i like in n outs grilled cheeses now. also on the secret menu lol
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:36pm.
You'll lose your winter pelt before summer.
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Hehehe...I wish it were pelt but it's 100% tiger tummy pudge! I mean, I guess I could just tell whores I'm a tiny bit prggers and keep eatin' deliciousness like that above, but eventually peeps gonna know your pot bellied ass is lyin'...(not that I know this from past experience)...
Yeah, your tiger has resorted to sit-ups and crunches! ACK! HATE! HATE! HATE!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Somehow, I think this shiz belongs on
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
This shit is awesome. I discovered it last yr when I was schooling in the Wino Country. Being a native Texan, I'm not usually impressed by Cali's finest, but this shiz takes the cake. I mean literally, w/ double the calories.
nessbitcholla
i loooove you and i just went through all the trouble of creating a login and shit so I can tell you that after getting out of work I picked up an order of these, got home, smoked a bowl, about to eat them as I go to your site and look at what we have. I think we're soulmates Michael. I can't believe you've never had them. They are death.
OH my god MK you didn't know of this goodness? there's a whole secret menu and i swear this is the best part of it
http://urban--pirate.blogspot.com/
By the by, I doubt he reads all of your posts. Might as well direct your comments at other dlisted members than "MK".
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:36pm.
You'll lose your winter pelt before summer.
Submitted by Dr. Dick on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:07pm.
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Hey, hey, hey--don't be hatin on Thousand Island dressing. Think of the implications of banning them--no Ruebens!!!
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Oh...all right...you win....(and me secretly want them there fries but I'm tryna lose some Tiger tummy pudge....hence the hatin'...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Hideous Amadeous on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:28pm.
this looks so delish, it's not even funny....need to tell you about the best fries i've ever eaten, though: they come from a french fry STAND on the side of a mountain highway (i'm sorry to say near where natasha richardson had her ski accident in quebec).. called PATATEVILLE....i am sure the the oil is so old and rancid it has the dna of jacques cartier himself (wikipedia for a history lesson)....have it as poutine, which is a weird waxy curd cheese then smother in GRAVY....GODDAMMM
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Ahhhh oui, the infamous Québec poutine. Heart attack on a plate.
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i just suffered a stroke looking at this.
this looks so delish, it's not even funny....need to tell you about the best fries i've ever eaten, though: they come from a french fry STAND on the side of a mountain highway (i'm sorry to say near where natasha richardson had her ski accident in quebec).. called PATATEVILLE....i am sure the the oil is so old and rancid it has the dna of jacques cartier himself (wikipedia for a history lesson)....have it as poutine, which is a weird waxy curd cheese then smother in GRAVY....GODDAMMM!
What fresh hell is this?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:07pm.
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Hey, hey, hey--don't be hatin on Thousand Island dressing. Think of the implications of banning them--no Ruebens!!!
OMG MK!!! I can not believe you didn't know about this? What kinda Californian are you? I moved to Atlanta from Cali 2 years ago..... I would die for some In-n-out right now!!!!!!
I love their animal style fries! they're the shit, even though i feel soo nasty and my arteries feel so clogged after i wait about 10 minutes after eating them.
Hey michael dear, next time your in so cal and u go to in-n-out just ask them for some "spread" when you pick up your order , the spread is the thousand island looking sauce.. its soo yummy , its good to dip your fries into and to add extra to your double double everytime you take a bite :)
Submitted by r5bales on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 7:06pm.
I can feel my butt get bigger by just looking at it.
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Do these fries make my butt look bigger?
Submitted by queenlichita on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 6:57pm.
i heart animal style fries. been doing them for a few years, that explains the extra lonja.
hahahaha
Thousand island dressing looks like vomit and tastes like something some 4th grader "sous chef" came up with on Rachel Ray's "30 Minute Meals"...It should be banned, left in the '70's where it belongs along with "French" dressing and any other vomit inducing ketchup/mayo based concoction.
VIVA LA VINAGERETTE! (ok, and blue cheese gets a pass too...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I can feel my butt get bigger by just looking at it.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
wow I'm from PA and even I knew about animal style! I lived in Ca for 2 years and someone else had filled me on the "secret". We bought them for my son's school's fundraiser and I was expecting cheap crap but when I tasted it I was like , what???" I swear I didn't want to leave CA for that one reason, well that and Trader Joe's.
You can also get as many beef patties as you want on one burger without an extra charge if I'm not mistaken.
i'm sorry but that shit looks like vomit.
...what is it with these west coasters - of which I am a non-conforming one - that every sandwich or burger must be smothered in some kind of mayonnaise or "secret" sauce to the point where they are dripping?...mayo is king out here - If you order a sandwich "dry" they look at you like you're a wackjob....now these disgusting fries at In-N-Out?...that picture looks like the kind of shit that goes down my garbage disposal or toilet after a big hurl...
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i heart animal style fries. been doing them for a few years, that explains the extra lonja. i get no grilled onions though.
QueenLichita
Most of my friends swear by those. I can't stomach the sauce, so I just ask for the fries well done. They fry for an extra 30 seconds or so and come out beautifully golden. An ex taught me that - the best thing that came out of that relationship.
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Clarisse - I've been doing it so long now that if I cheat and eat something full of bad carbs, I feel like complete shit.
It's become basically second nature now. And I really don't miss the carbs. (Potaoes, bread, etc.)
I bet In-N-Out's Thousand Island is just mayo, ketchup, and relish. Fancy versions have more junk in them. I think the relish bits look like tiny floating islands. It's great on a Reuben sammy. Slimming, too.
God...Im down in AZ/MX visiting the family and I had In&Out as soon as I landed. I was ordering my double double animal style, when I heard this kid mention fries animal style. Overload for me, Ill try the fries by themselves next time.
M.E.,
Ahhhhhhh! Fauxatos. Carbs bad. Gotcha!
The low carb thing would have worked for me if it were not for those pesky taters!!!
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 6:02pm.
I don't think I've ever even tasted Thousand Island dressing.
don't believe the hype... it's no better than 999 island dressing
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@Madam S.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand_Island_dressing
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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For anyone else with my grave, life-altering concerns surrounding Thousand Island dressing... you'll be happy to know Wikipedia is there for you.
It's made of ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together!!! So bad! So, so bad!!
Fries abortion style? That is even gross for your standards....draw the line somewhere!
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 5:55pm.
Momus
do you like Carls Jr. Chili cheese fries?
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I like Carl's Jr.'s fries since they no longer use "Frispos" but I can't eat chili ... I am very allergic to any kind of peppers that contain capesein.
Mr. Momus and I were sitting in a restaurant one morning and he saw that my arm was swelling up with red streaks. I lifted arm and there was a 1/4-inch piece of bell pepper stuck to my forearm. Within about three minutes, the bell pepper had caused my skin to blister.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I'm from Cali, and In n' Out will always have a place in my ravenous, burger loving heart, but GOTDAYUM that mess looks disgusting!
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